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#118 - That joke went right over your head buddy. 03/28/2015 on Eh? 0
#49 - Dude attack with Eagle, go Tag Team Super CO Power and use his… 03/27/2015 on Preorder Bonus 0
#50 - That I understand but my statement was an overall statement no… 03/27/2015 on Female +1
#45 - Either you're misunderstanding what I am saying or you're just…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Female +4
#46 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
#42 - Nope. You went to insulting me without knowing anything about …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Female +5
User avatar #44 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Jesus christ.

I use the word dude and I'm 'upset', I quote your phrase back at you and I'm 'insulting you'?
#45 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Either you're misunderstanding what I am saying or you're just that clueless as to what is being said. Anyway this conversation will never go anyway so I'm done wasting my time.
#46 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
#40 - I was agreeing with you and you try to insult me? Real smart.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Female +7
#79 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Shhhhhh, its a feminazi. They just open their mouths and let the shit slide out.
#39 - Now you seem upset. If you can't have an intelligent conversat…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Female +4
User avatar #41 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
I seem upset because I used the word 'dude'?
#42 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope. You went to insulting me without knowing anything about me. I'm all for equality but if you can't do a job then they shouldn't be forced into it and also you can't argue against biology.
User avatar #44 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Jesus christ.

I use the word dude and I'm 'upset', I quote your phrase back at you and I'm 'insulting you'?
#45 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Either you're misunderstanding what I am saying or you're just that clueless as to what is being said. Anyway this conversation will never go anyway so I'm done wasting my time.
#46 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
#36 - I've met women who never trained who became mechanics. As long…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Female +7
User avatar #38 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
"You're using yourself as an example"
#40 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
I was agreeing with you and you try to insult me? Real smart.
#79 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Shhhhhh, its a feminazi. They just open their mouths and let the shit slide out.
#34 - You're using yourself as the example. I was using men and wome…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Female +4
User avatar #37 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Dude go to any trucker bar on a high way and you'll find about a half dozen women who could wipe the floor with you.
#39 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Now you seem upset. If you can't have an intelligent conversation then don't bother opening your mouth.
User avatar #41 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
I seem upset because I used the word 'dude'?
#42 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope. You went to insulting me without knowing anything about me. I'm all for equality but if you can't do a job then they shouldn't be forced into it and also you can't argue against biology.
User avatar #44 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Jesus christ.

I use the word dude and I'm 'upset', I quote your phrase back at you and I'm 'insulting you'?
#45 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Either you're misunderstanding what I am saying or you're just that clueless as to what is being said. Anyway this conversation will never go anyway so I'm done wasting my time.
#46 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
#30 - To be fair asking if the woman could lift the objects is a fai…  [+] (34 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Female +24
#48 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Generally you can tell things like that by looking at a person. A fit woman could be a heavy equipment mechanic, like a fit man. An unfit person of either would fail. A regular woman would fail and a regular man would still likely fail. The "women are physically weaker than men" argument matters the most in terms of top possible strength and the time required to gain that strength, but for a mechanic, being fit would be enough. It's not something that truly needs to be asked, but something that can be flat out seen on either gender. Unless the person has a body type that hides fitness well (most women still visibly show fitness, though it's less pronounced due to fat layers), you shouldn't need to ask.
User avatar #172 - infinitereaper (03/27/2015) [-]
No it's a well understood science. On average women are physically weaker in quite stark ways. On average most women aren't fit. It's a viable question.
#50 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
That I understand but my statement was an overall statement not just to the mechanic profession but I have to say thanks for the well thought out comment.
User avatar #33 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
I'd also like to add that, do you really think a woman who doesn't train at all would apply to be a mechanic? No
User avatar #151 - theiceknight (03/27/2015) [-]
found the feminist
User avatar #152 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Found the tween
#36 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
I've met women who never trained who became mechanics. As long as you can do the job then feel free to have it.
User avatar #38 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
"You're using yourself as an example"
#40 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
I was agreeing with you and you try to insult me? Real smart.
#79 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Shhhhhh, its a feminazi. They just open their mouths and let the shit slide out.
User avatar #31 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
No. For the most part women are not physically weaker than me. Men have potential for greater strength than women, but some women lift weights and some men do not. My mother, for example, has stronger arms than my father. I have stronger legs than my brother. My brother has stronger arms than me and there is a woman he works with (in construction) that can lift twice the weight he can.
User avatar #52 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
most men (about 90%) on the planet have 40% more muscle mass then women. only 0.02% of women are strong as the average man. This is a scientific fact (just like the average woman has larger breasts then the average man) that has been proven conclusively as Humans are a sexually dimorphic species. That said through intense training a woman can become stronger then the average man but given the same training the average man will surpass her by a wide margin , again this is a proven fact and is mostly due to men's much higher testosterone levels .

Educate yourself before you wreck yourself.

PS. Anecdotes are not scientific evidence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology#Skeleton_and_muscular_system

User avatar #61 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
But this is all besides the point. The point is, when a woman applies to jobs, she gets 'haha alright what model of car does this spark plug come from, sweet cheeks?' and when a men replies to female dominant jobs he doesn't get 'oh you wouldn't know how to care for the sick, get out of here'
User avatar #64 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
well many jobs like fire fighter require you to lift 60kg in order to use the fire hose. navy seals require lifting 80 kg of gear minimum. The army requires 3 chin ups which only 25% of women have been able to do. My point is there are a number of jobs that men are far better suited for and women find near impossible to do because of their physiology.
User avatar #66 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Jesus christ 80kg that's nearly two of me. The average man according to google can only do one chin up, so at least 50% of men can't apply to the army. It's probably about the same I imagine considering women are a lot lighter on average so we'd have to lift less.

As for the bone thing, it totally doesn't mean that either. It actually means our bones are slightly more flexible, no more and no less. I have no idea how you extrapolated physical exaustion from bone density.
User avatar #67 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
lower density means they break much eaiser from force but will bend a bit more from stress. yes some men do fail boot camp.
User avatar #70 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
In the situation that she's a mechanic, are her bones going to be sharply snapped or are they going to be put under stress? The answer is b. Either way, the difference is negligable. It's literally so that our hip bones bend out a few centimetres during childbirth.
User avatar #71 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
True the bone density difference is negligible till menopause.
User avatar #72 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Bone density lowers in both men and women with age, nice try though.
User avatar #73 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
True but it drops far more in women (and starts at a lower density due to women having high estrogen) hence all the funding for osteoporosis etc for women over 50.
User avatar #60 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Ok so I know on average women have 20 kilos of muscle and men have 38, or there abouts. I also know that on average male muscle is 5% stronger than female muscle per kilo. I also know that the average man can bench press a little under the average weight of a man, for 80kgs.

Now, I know that men have a potential for greater strength than women but assuming these figures mean muscle mass can lift 2.1 times it's weight per kilo in men and a flat 2 in women, which means the average woman can lift 40kgs.

40kgs. With the exception of a mover or a brick layer, there's not a lot of jobs that wouldn't work in.
User avatar #62 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
you forgot to account for womens weaker bones. But yes .
User avatar #63 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
We have lense dense bones, that doesn't necessarily mean they're weaker.
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (03/27/2015) [-]
it means women will reach their limit long before men do and if they push further have a high risk of breaking bones from the exertion/weight.
User avatar #55 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
"PS. Anecdotes are not scientific evidence" no fucking shit
#34 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
You're using yourself as the example. I was using men and women on a whole. Just because you're using a limited pool of people to back your claims doesn't make you correct. Sorry to pop your logic bubble.
User avatar #37 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Dude go to any trucker bar on a high way and you'll find about a half dozen women who could wipe the floor with you.
#39 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Now you seem upset. If you can't have an intelligent conversation then don't bother opening your mouth.
User avatar #41 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
I seem upset because I used the word 'dude'?
#42 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope. You went to insulting me without knowing anything about me. I'm all for equality but if you can't do a job then they shouldn't be forced into it and also you can't argue against biology.
User avatar #44 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
Jesus christ.

I use the word dude and I'm 'upset', I quote your phrase back at you and I'm 'insulting you'?
#45 - nobleknight (03/27/2015) [-]
Either you're misunderstanding what I am saying or you're just that clueless as to what is being said. Anyway this conversation will never go anyway so I'm done wasting my time.
#46 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - thirdjess (03/27/2015) [-]
than men* fuck

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