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|#76 - ..And a tiny dick [+] (1 new reply)||09/07/2014 on All you need is Imagination||0|
#92 - iwasthepapercut (09/07/2014) [-]
The phone is an iPhone 5 - length 4.8 in
The headphone jack (the penis) is 0.551in long based on the length of the jack on my headphones I just measured since I couldn't find anything online except diameter
The girl is 5' 6'' tall the average being 5' 7.3'' but assume 5 1/2 for simplicity and counter for age since I can't tell how old she is
The SHR (Sitting height ratio) is 51.95% of total height the simple average of the extreme high and low female SHR's by region, Peruvian (55.8) and Australian Aborigines (48.1) respectively
If sitting up straight the girl would be the entire length of the phone.
Now, the girl's true sitting height 66.00in x 0.5195 is 34.29in. The scale of the phone is then 1 : 7.144in 34.29in/4.8in , making the true length of the penis 3.94in 0.551in x 7.144 . Thus we can conclude it is indeed a small penis.
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#141 - cormy (08/03/2014) [-]
This should only apply if there's more than one window open. There should also be the option to just minimize it to the tray, instead of still having it in the Task Bar taking up space.
This actually isn't something that solely affects Skype, iTunes and Spotify, basically anything that is constantly running and live will do it.
Steam, Hamachi, everything in your tray like anti-viruses and the sound system stuff...
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|#135 - ipman would still kick the **** outta that dude [+] (4 new replies)||07/16/2014 on That left hook, though||0|
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