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noahz

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/09/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:MA
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latest user's comments

#70 - funnyjunk 10/18/2014 on Funnyjunk on the map of the... +11
#71 - BLACK MAGIC 10/17/2014 on magic +1
#58 - his username is beautiful 10/16/2014 on (*) 0
#22 - why did you change 6 instead of just changing 1?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Monk 0
User avatar #23 - thepimpleoffury (10/13/2014) [-]
... yes .
#129 - Paranormal spaghetti o's be like: OOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOO … 10/13/2014 on Around the Internet PART 22 +2
#67 - Is this considered a cold case  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Frozen +49
#79 - okaymayun (09/25/2014) [-]
#80 - oocarlos (09/25/2014) [-]
you rang
#80 - "A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humoro… 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs 0
#78 - it was a joke...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs 0
#79 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
Jokes are funny.
User avatar #80 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
"A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention."-it was written with humorous intention, its not my fault you didn't get it.
#56 - thats only 50...  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs -3
User avatar #63 - capslockrage (09/23/2014) [-]
How fucking dumb are you?
User avatar #64 - capslockrage (09/23/2014) [-]
Please reply, I want to know what went through your head when you though that there was only one layer there
User avatar #78 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
it was a joke...
#79 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
Jokes are funny.
User avatar #80 - noahz (09/23/2014) [-]
"A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention."-it was written with humorous intention, its not my fault you didn't get it.
User avatar #71 - viviannjames (09/23/2014) [-]
Pls respond.
User avatar #57 - romanlettuce (09/23/2014) [-]
There's layers you tard
#86 - funnyjunk should start a kickstarter to buy that island  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on DYK Comp #63 +22
User avatar #119 - ltbuttstrong (09/22/2014) [-]
And we should call it...Jimmies Island
#157 - foogermier (09/22/2014) [-]
I vote we call it Konkey Dong.
User avatar #161 - ltbuttstrong (09/22/2014) [-]
I like that better actually. We can build docks and buy neighbouring islands. Imagine the press release: "We are spreading our wings and our influence. We are expanding Konkey Dong"
#94 - I think the first and last ones are mitch hedberg jokes 09/11/2014 on Food realisations +1
#23 - on the last one... those numbers are so big its impos… 09/09/2014 on DYK Comp #39 0
#326 - why is admin not promoting this amazing deal 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) +1
#325 - its a box of chocolates 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#76 - ..And a tiny dick  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on All you need is Imagination 0
#92 - iwasthepapercut (09/07/2014) [-]
For the sake of these calculations we will assume that:

The phone is an iPhone 5 - length 4.8 in
The headphone jack (the penis) is 0.551in long based on the length of the jack on my headphones I just measured since I couldn't find anything online except diameter
The girl is 5' 6'' tall the average being 5' 7.3'' but assume 5 1/2 for simplicity and counter for age since I can't tell how old she is
The SHR (Sitting height ratio) is 51.95% of total height the simple average of the extreme high and low female SHR's by region, Peruvian (55.8) and Australian Aborigines (48.1) respectively
If sitting up straight the girl would be the entire length of the phone.

Now, the girl's true sitting height 66.00in x 0.5195 is 34.29in. The scale of the phone is then 1 : 7.144in 34.29in/4.8in , making the true length of the penis 3.94in 0.551in x 7.144 . Thus we can conclude it is indeed a small penis.
#9 - NIEN!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Funny Joke From Germany -1
#27 - melolicious (09/03/2014) [-]
IEN ZWIE DRIE VEIR
#34 - David Blaine wins  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Ice bucket 0
User avatar #39 - aldothenazi (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah with his what 40 days in ice?
User avatar #43 - heroicdose (08/22/2014) [-]
like 60 some hours....?
User avatar #44 - aldothenazi (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, well thats even much better than being frozen since long ago BC.
#35 - Gnar from league of legends 08/21/2014 on Fuck you, that's brilliant! 0
#4 - *whatever the hell they want 08/21/2014 on Eminem goes back to high... +2
#30 - you forgot popo  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on 911=12 0
User avatar #43 - DemonMatt (08/20/2014) [-]
Police
Po-lice
Po
Popo
User avatar #31 - jokexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
that one's easy
because when you see them you shit yourself
#63 - why did u capitalize every word 08/20/2014 on The promised wifi 0
#1 - "You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you … 08/19/2014 on Irony +1
#40 - You mean if all republicans were secretly democrats, yeah that… 08/19/2014 on Friday +7
#86 - damn so many people use punctuation, i never use periods when i text  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Ex texts be best 0
#145 - skorpius (08/13/2014) [-]
I always punctuate and spell everything correctly in my texts. If it is not perfect, it bugs the shit out of me for the rest of my life.
#32 - This is too perfect 08/05/2014 on The 420 is Ablaze +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - noahz (04/08/2012) [-]
haha, i posted on a comment of urs once saying "so ur the reason i cant have the name noah"
User avatar #1 - Noah (04/08/2012) [-]
I feel like I stole your name.
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