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|#56 - thats only 50... [+] (7 new replies)||09/23/2014 on Guise he's srs||-3|
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
Jokes are funny.
|#86 - funnyjunk should start a kickstarter to buy that island [+] (3 new replies)||09/22/2014 on DYK Comp #63||+22|
|#94 - I think the first and last ones are mitch hedberg jokes||09/11/2014 on Food realisations||+1|
|#23 - on the last one... those numbers are so big its impos…||09/09/2014 on DYK Comp #39||0|
|#326 - why is admin not promoting this amazing deal||09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage)||+1|
|#325 - its a box of chocolates||09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage)||0|
|#76 - ..And a tiny dick [+] (1 new reply)||09/07/2014 on All you need is Imagination||0|
#92 - iwasthepapercut (09/07/2014) [-]
The phone is an iPhone 5 - length 4.8 in
The headphone jack (the penis) is 0.551in long based on the length of the jack on my headphones I just measured since I couldn't find anything online except diameter
The girl is 5' 6'' tall the average being 5' 7.3'' but assume 5 1/2 for simplicity and counter for age since I can't tell how old she is
The SHR (Sitting height ratio) is 51.95% of total height the simple average of the extreme high and low female SHR's by region, Peruvian (55.8) and Australian Aborigines (48.1) respectively
If sitting up straight the girl would be the entire length of the phone.
Now, the girl's true sitting height 66.00in x 0.5195 is 34.29in. The scale of the phone is then 1 : 7.144in 34.29in/4.8in , making the true length of the penis 3.94in 0.551in x 7.144 . Thus we can conclude it is indeed a small penis.
|#9 - NIEN! [+] (1 new reply)||09/03/2014 on Funny Joke From Germany||-1|
|#34 - David Blaine wins [+] (3 new replies)||08/22/2014 on Ice bucket||0|
|#35 - Gnar from league of legends||08/21/2014 on Fuck you, that's brilliant!||0|
|#4 - *whatever the hell they want||08/21/2014 on Eminem goes back to high...||+2|
|#30 - you forgot popo [+] (2 new replies)||08/20/2014 on 911=12||0|
|#63 - why did u capitalize every word||08/20/2014 on The promised wifi||0|
|#1 - "You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you …||08/19/2014 on Irony||+1|
|#40 - You mean if all republicans were secretly democrats, yeah that…||08/19/2014 on Friday||+7|
|#86 - damn so many people use punctuation, i never use periods when i text [+] (1 new reply)||08/13/2014 on Ex texts be best||0|
|#32 - This is too perfect||08/05/2014 on The 420 is Ablaze||+3|
|#31 - um this is books not the internet. Although it is weird that s… [+] (1 new reply)||08/03/2014 on They knew.||0|
|#72 - close and quit are two different things. Sincerely, i… [+] (1 new reply)||08/03/2014 on dear Skype.||0|
#141 - cormy (08/03/2014) [-]
This should only apply if there's more than one window open. There should also be the option to just minimize it to the tray, instead of still having it in the Task Bar taking up space.
This actually isn't something that solely affects Skype, iTunes and Spotify, basically anything that is constantly running and live will do it.
Steam, Hamachi, everything in your tray like anti-viruses and the sound system stuff...
|#81 - there is no egg in ice cream... [+] (2 new replies)||07/30/2014 on Random Interesting Facts...||-2|
|#71 - when he's not making spreadsheets he's spreading sheets||07/23/2014 on spreadsheets||+4|
|#210 - have you seen stevie wonder or ray charles?||07/19/2014 on Goodnight everyone. I'm out.||0|
|#143 - all of it||07/16/2014 on That left hook, though||0|
|#135 - ipman would still kick the **** outta that dude [+] (4 new replies)||07/16/2014 on That left hook, though||0|
|#4579 - **noahz rolls 884,871,911**||07/10/2014 on Roll for Red Text||0|