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#19585 - Kinda chubby with no muscle. I want to get big, But not huge.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19586 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
Firstly, you don't have to worry about getting 'too' huge. That isn't something that happens on accident, in fact, it's extremely difficult to get very large naturally. So never worry about lifting too hard or any of that shit.

Okay, if you're legitimately just kinda chubby (and not lying, and actually be 50lbs overweight), then your main focus right now should be to build a foundation of strength and muscle. Obtain weights or a gym membership, and learn how to bench, squat, and deadlift, then hop on a novice program such as Starting Strength, or Jason Blaha's novice program.

As far as food is concerned, try to cut out 'dirty'/useless carbs (candies, ice cream, that type of thing), and focus on eating more meat and fruit. Carbs are okay, you just don't want to have too much of them, and get super fat while putting on your muscle.

So, this means burgers, hot dogs, apples, bananas, bread, milk, and that sort of thing.
#19581 - I am moving out of my parents house and living on my own. I ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19657 - jayfizzle (10/22/2014) [-]
eggs, milk, whole wheat bread, vegetables that you enjoy eating, cottage cheese, chicken/turkey breast, ground beef (as lean as you can find it), some rice and seasonings
User avatar #19632 - jokerjack (10/22/2014) [-]
Stick to as little that comes out of a box and is pre-pared as possible. I'm not saying go paleo, but focusing a diet around meat, vegetables, fruits, whole grains (oatmeal, brown rice, sweet potatoes, ect.) nuts and natural oils, dairy if you're not intolerant or sensitive will have you feeling so damn good you'll wonder how you ever didn't eat this way
User avatar #19582 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
Depends. Are you a skinny bastard, or a fat fuck?

Also depends on what type of training you're looking to get into. Wanna get big and strong, or small and fast?
User avatar #19585 - njproc (10/21/2014) [-]
Kinda chubby with no muscle. I want to get big, But not huge.
User avatar #19586 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
Firstly, you don't have to worry about getting 'too' huge. That isn't something that happens on accident, in fact, it's extremely difficult to get very large naturally. So never worry about lifting too hard or any of that shit.

Okay, if you're legitimately just kinda chubby (and not lying, and actually be 50lbs overweight), then your main focus right now should be to build a foundation of strength and muscle. Obtain weights or a gym membership, and learn how to bench, squat, and deadlift, then hop on a novice program such as Starting Strength, or Jason Blaha's novice program.

As far as food is concerned, try to cut out 'dirty'/useless carbs (candies, ice cream, that type of thing), and focus on eating more meat and fruit. Carbs are okay, you just don't want to have too much of them, and get super fat while putting on your muscle.

So, this means burgers, hot dogs, apples, bananas, bread, milk, and that sort of thing.
#131336 - What are the best ways to learn guitar without relying on tool…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #131343 - thebestpieever (10/21/2014) [-]
Watching rolling stones music videos.
#131341 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
first you become the guitar
User avatar #131338 - akl (10/21/2014) [-]
Take lessons
#115285 - Burger alone is usually 10 bucks where I am from. It's … 10/16/2014 on Social Board 0
#155687 - A few times.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155712 - fishinyourface (09/20/2014) [-]
have your girlfriend invite you to dinner and yeah, do what depityhurr said.
User avatar #155695 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
Maybe get your gf to convince her to spend some time with you where youre polite and dressed well n stuff
#155684 - Sorry I was drunk and forgot to put the word mom. My gf is fin…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155685 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
O
has she met you?
User avatar #155687 - njproc (09/20/2014) [-]
A few times.
User avatar #155712 - fishinyourface (09/20/2014) [-]
have your girlfriend invite you to dinner and yeah, do what depityhurr said.
User avatar #155695 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
Maybe get your gf to convince her to spend some time with you where youre polite and dressed well n stuff
#155609 - What would be a good way to get your new gf (one of your best …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #155630 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
take her on an expensive date or buy her a expensive date
id do the date cus you can enjoy it as well
User avatar #155684 - njproc (09/20/2014) [-]
Sorry I was drunk and forgot to put the word mom. My gf is fine it's her mom that think i'm straight bumming.
User avatar #155685 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
O
has she met you?
User avatar #155687 - njproc (09/20/2014) [-]
A few times.
User avatar #155712 - fishinyourface (09/20/2014) [-]
have your girlfriend invite you to dinner and yeah, do what depityhurr said.
User avatar #155695 - derpityhurr (09/20/2014) [-]
Maybe get your gf to convince her to spend some time with you where youre polite and dressed well n stuff
#154194 - Today is the rehersal dinner for my brother's wedding. My prob…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154236 - ribocoon (09/11/2014) [-]
I just taped mine when they broke
Clear scotch tape should make it fine
User avatar #154219 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/11/2014) [-]
You can buy extremely cheap glasses repair kits anywhere. Local grocery stores even have them, man.

If anything, get some gorilla glue for the meantime.
User avatar #154220 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/11/2014) [-]
Okay, maybe not Gorilla Glue. That's overkill and you wouldn't be able to undo it, really.
I'd say go with tape, or a lesser form of adhesive. (Such as Elmer's Glue.)
User avatar #154195 - makotoitou (09/11/2014) [-]
It's just a rehersal. do it and get new ones for the real thing
#152860 - So I am in a relativly new relationship with a friend of mine.…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#152890 - youregaylol (09/04/2014) [-]
Nah bud, that shit has the potential to get fubar real fast. Date for a little longer until you move in.
User avatar #152864 - derpityhurr (09/03/2014) [-]
If you like the chick and itll be beneficial for you to live there instead of where you are now i dont see why not
its gonna speed up your relationship as well, whether thats good or bad
User avatar #152863 - misterymisterman (09/03/2014) [-]
So long as you respect the boundary of being a roommate and nothing more, it should be fine. Just clean up after yourself, do your share of chores and don't be an asshole.
#32883 - Anyone think that Brady and the Patriots will win another ring…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32888 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
As a patriot fan, I think he will make the superbowl one more time. Win? I doubt it.
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