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    best. tip. ever. best. tip. ever.
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    just one more step just one more step
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    LoL (literally) LoL (literally)
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#57 - Ness is playing ball with his dad. His dad only talks through … 10/31/2014 on passed out people comp, art... 0
#22 - if the beer was american, I don't blame them, literally tastes…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on passed out people comp, art... +1
User avatar #29 - stijnybe (10/30/2014) [-]
what is happening in the pic?
User avatar #57 - niralius (10/31/2014) [-]
Ness is playing ball with his dad. His dad only talks through the phone.
#44 - Womens Study Major (10/30/2014) [-]
He's playing catch with his dad, duh
#18 - How about people stop giving a **** about insults…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on When Anon Delivers 0
User avatar #19 - liberalgodess (10/30/2014) [-]
because people aren't rocks
#168 - Like I said before, God is all powerful so in my mind He can l… 09/17/2014 on Compromise 0
#79 - the image appeared a little more aggressive than what i meant it to be 09/12/2014 on The Greatest Security Guard. +4
#73 - Im just gonna leave this here  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on The Greatest Security Guard. -6
#77 - tankerdude (09/12/2014) [-]
ill just leave this here
#117 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2014) [-]
i'm 100% sure the company is fully aware of this and they're just sacrificing this guy to keep the animitronics busy so only the 3rd class citizens get killed until they shut Satan r us the restaurant down. Guy is getting paid less than an illegal worker with a brain dead simple job and can be easily convinced to spend a night for 50 cents. A game where your paid to fend off your impending doom. It's not like they wrote an entire story for this for nothing or they might of. A masochistic game made by masochistic developers.
User avatar #79 - niralius (09/12/2014) [-]
the image appeared a little more aggressive than what i meant it to be
#146 - I do believe in God, and I believe the bible, and while I hold…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Compromise 0
#147 - anonasuser (09/12/2014) [-]
as someone who believes god created evolution, what are your thoughts on the parts about god making man out of clay and woman out of a man's rib?
User avatar #168 - niralius (09/17/2014) [-]
Like I said before, God is all powerful so in my mind He can literally do anything, so I dont put it past him to have created us; Im honestly not sure what to think about this whole topic too surely, but I put my bets on creation followed by evolution...
#20 - because many people have done it is suddenly not a bad thing!?…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on GamerGate Bahavior 0
#24 - Womens Study Major (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm not saying its a good thing. I never did, but what you don't understand is that this form of "journalism" is set up like a business. They need to generate income through some means, especially since they're not behind a paywall. One big source of their income is say to game devs "Throw us a couple of bucks and we'll write you a good review".

Indie developers don't have that kind of money to throw around, so Zoe Quinn used whats between her legs. Can I say I'm surprised? No. But for all this bullshit about SJW and the like is trying to dissuade people away from the fact of how these people generate their income is absurd.

You're complaining about people doing whatever they can to succeed, yes it can be deplorable, but hey, thats business.
#68 - Iva always thought that God made evolution, he is all powerful…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Compromise +14
User avatar #118 - ubadubba (09/11/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for someone else who thinks that way. Who are we to judge would he can and can't, would and wouldn't do?
Maybe I'll ask him in heaven.
#100 - anonasuser (09/11/2014) [-]
so you believe in god but not the bible, yes?
User avatar #146 - niralius (09/12/2014) [-]
I do believe in God, and I believe the bible, and while I hold true to the teachings, Im always weary of the facts presented in it. I take the bible very cautiosly...
#147 - anonasuser (09/12/2014) [-]
as someone who believes god created evolution, what are your thoughts on the parts about god making man out of clay and woman out of a man's rib?
User avatar #168 - niralius (09/17/2014) [-]
Like I said before, God is all powerful so in my mind He can literally do anything, so I dont put it past him to have created us; Im honestly not sure what to think about this whole topic too surely, but I put my bets on creation followed by evolution...
User avatar #125 - sekundab (09/11/2014) [-]
The Bible (at least the first parts, before the stories of prophets and so on begin) is the explanation how everything came to be, but written a very looong time ago for people living back there. People who did not know about the big bang, the evolution and so on, so it had to be dumbed down. This is what I was tought by our catholic school teacher. Only American christians take the first few chapters of Bible literally.
#137 - anonasuser (09/11/2014) [-]
well if you're talking metaphorical teachings of the bible, then i'm still open to that idea, but when i asked him if he doesn't believe in the bible, i did mean what it literally says.
User avatar #113 - RiflemanFunny (09/11/2014) [-]
Created....not one thing in Genesis says anything about evolving, in fact it says the opposite. It says that everything from here until the end of everything will the creation slowly die and fade away. And that all things will slowly degrade and erode to nothing. Evolution is of pagan origin. Species that intermingle in their respected kingdom can result in new breeds. New breeds is not evolution, this is simple genetic manipulation. Evolution implies that the very DNA strands get more perfect as time goes by in their respected environments. We can look at the products of incest and see that this is a huge fucking lie. Humanity is slowly degrading genetically, and eventually our genes will be so out of tune that cancer would be almost common for everyone. Evolution is scientifically inaccurate because it goes against the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Energy and matter eventually change into something that cannot be reversed, and that matter itself is finite in its lifecycle. Eventually, every atom would decay into nothing.
#119 - anonasuser (09/11/2014) [-]
the whole thing you just said about incest is just mutations that don't have any benefit. our genes only become better with beneficial mutation. that doesn't mean that evolution states living things exclusively improve. some also go extinct. also, we can only degrade after we upgrade. So who's to say we aren't still upgrading?
User avatar #127 - RiflemanFunny (09/11/2014) [-]
Genetic mutation is the result of entropy. Everyone has a genetic disorder and the list grows pretty long as time goes by. First off is the myth that humans had very low age of death during the pre-history age. Well this of course is false because humanity would have never prospered. As of now genetic mutation is accelerating, and this further degrades our genetics. Even if it has a positive outcome, the mutation still degraded the previous genepool, and thus will have problems down the line of generations. There were viruses back then that make the ones of today look like a cold. Humans adapted to this. This is not mutation, this is adaption. This is where the evolution argument falls apart because if our genetics from back then were very shitty, then they would have died out years ago. The genetics all link to a common ancestor, and to say that ancestor was also of impure genetics would invalidate the argument. There is no "upgrading" to our gene pool, only degeneration. Every generation will have a little bit less than their parents did, and so forth. Take dogs for example. All modern breeds of dogs have a common genetic disorder due to the interbreeding, and eventually the dog breed will die out due to these incremental disorders. The timeline for this is nearly one hundred-thousand years, but still the argument remains. If we were genetically evolving, then all disease would have probably eradicated completely ages ago due to our genetic perfection. However this isn't the case, and it only furthers our need for medical science, because our genetics aren't helping us, it's hurting us.
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