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#125 - I love these games!! **** yeah thanks for reminding me!… 22 hours ago on Game Devs and Disturbed... 0
#178 - oh nice, wanna compare my degree to yours? 23 hours ago on Men are so shallow 0
#12 - wasn't that dickwad that did the fire thingy his mom? even wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Instant Karma +3
#13 - cjismyname (03/28/2015) [-]
Yes and no, his mom was the witch of Izalith, who attempted to recreate the first flame, but fucked it up and accidentally made the bed of chaos, which is the one that actually turned everything into fiery demon shit.
#15 - where do I get that muscular body suit and baby face!?!?! … 03/28/2015 on Assorted Internets 12.5 :... 0
#15 - This is basic biology, the female puts more work into the offs…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Men are so shallow -16
User avatar #170 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/28/2015) [-]
the comment right under yours says the same thing and it's being thumbed up. I'm sorry bro.
#156 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
This is true, but technology and culture has skewed the dynamic.
User avatar #119 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/28/2015) [-]
you're right and fj claims that they're men and they logic so well because of it, but anything against men is a complete falsehood to them.

Women have to be choosy because they can only carry 1 child at a time. So they have to make sure the male they choose is a suitable mate because if not she's got about a year before she can try again. While men are going around competing with other men to make sure that every female see's them as the suitable mate. That's basically what being alpha is, being the best male and having just about every female wanting some of your genes to pass down.

In the wild male animals fight other male animals to show the females they're the biggest and strongest and therefore the best mate, female animals don't fight other female animals for the attention of male one's.
#184 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
The moment I can impregnate every woman in sight as long as there's no other male around that tries and stops me, you're right.
Otherwise, we should come to the conclusion that "the old ways" don't work anymore, and women should start to accomplish that fact.
#186 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #185 - hoponthefeelstrain (14 hours ago) [-]
Just saying its biological. It's why girls having lots of sex is bad but boys doing it Is expected.

It's why guys like big hips and nice butts and pretty faces. Means she probably won't die in child birth and that she has favorable genes.
#187 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
I know that it's biology. But we basically stopped evolution from affecting our bodies by inventing technology. Therefore, we should change mentally (or, evolve mentally) to acknowledge to the new situation. How do you evolve again? By negative traits dying off and positive traits reproducing? Now, why should a man reproduce with a woman who still finds "old values" (taking risks, bodily might, large genetalia) attractive?
User avatar #189 - hoponthefeelstrain (9 hours ago) [-]
it's thousands of years of evolution. You can't get rid of it in under a couple hundred years. Not to mention it's tradition because it work. But people are tending to strange away for social norms. Women having sex isn't as horrible as it was, people accept the fact that yea, men can be victims of abuse from women. Things are changing it just takes time.
User avatar #188 - hoponthefeelstrain (10 hours ago) [-]
Same reason men like boobs, butts and delicate features dude. It's just what we find attractive.

Forcing women to find fat lazy men with little dicks attractive is just as bad as fat women trying to forcemen To find them attractive
User avatar #112 - kibuza (03/28/2015) [-]
We put more work into our jobs overall, but apparently we can't be paid more.
User avatar #90 - sinonyx (03/28/2015) [-]
that... has literally (yes, fucking literally) nothing to do with biology
User avatar #178 - niralius (23 hours ago) [-]
oh nice, wanna compare my degree to yours?
#132 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
Bruh, it's called evolutionary biology.
#18 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
and a couple years down the line when she decides to choose someone else she just divorces the guy, takes half of everything, and finds someone else.
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#103 - National Bird mentioned! Swell with pride! 03/27/2015 on "Gibe Attention Pls" -McBurd -1
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