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ninjawizards

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS2/3/4, Laptop
Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Scotland yo
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Tis always Hammertime

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#12 - Watched that film just now. That ******* Totoro is just… 12/04/2013 on Meanwhile, at a bus stop in... 0
#13 - I loved both, an unreal amount. They are my favourite books ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on "cas-get-into-my-ass" +3
#59 - bigmanblue (12/02/2013) [-]
i agree with you on the 1st book but i couldnt stand the second
the auther seemed like he wanted every second of the characters life to be busy so much so that he couldnt fit it in the book so there are a number of sections where events which in other books would be major in this are glossed over in half a paragraph
the love interest was intruiging and interesting in the first book and in this just came off as a bit of a selfish uncaring bitch
not to mention the character himslef comes off as depressing and pathetic on many occasions to me
then there is the mercenary culture, im fine with a culture where mercs are respected, im fine with a culture where sex is everyday and even teachers can bang students with nary a worry (in terms of what i can believe not in principle), im fine with a culture where women are seen as superior to me
what im not okay with is a culture which believes men have nothing to do with making a child, that women just randomly get pregnant and where men are seen as nothing more then a birth defect with no purpose that fucking blew it for me
the author tried to make an outlandish culture and just made a completly unbelievable mess

basicaly he took a great idea and an amazing first book and turned it into a pile of garbage and twaddle which was constantly trying to say look at me im really full of events and this guy has so many things happen to him and just comes acrose as cluttered crap

TLDR unlikeable characters
unbelievable cultures
far to many events and happenings which are either glossed over or outstay their welcome (you could cut 70% of the book and you would lose absolutly nothing of any note)

you want a good series
read the "wheel of time" or the "malazan book of the fallen"
those two far outclass this in every way
#76 - Neither do we. Neither do we. 11/25/2013 on Right in the childhood. 0
#31 - Picture 11/25/2013 on Michele Bachman is a genius… 0
#14 - Every time we have any form of pie in the house my Dad always …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Right in the childhood. 0
User avatar #29 - agreatusername (11/25/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #76 - ninjawizards (11/25/2013) [-]
Neither do we. Neither do we.
#1 - S'cuse me mortals. Cease your petty fisticuffs. I wish to eat … 11/23/2013 on The Greatest Super hero +91
#10 - We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +1
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User avatar #11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#8 - All hail our lord and saviour. moggycore. Or was it subadanus?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +5
#12 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I will save you all from the rapture, my citizens
User avatar #48 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
i request sauce!
User avatar #57 - wazzurp (11/22/2013) [-]
It's a vine. Check youtube if you want to
#50 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk comment section
Don't know the original sauce tho
User avatar #53 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
that's a way to say "i don't know"
#9 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright, what did I do this time.
#13 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
don't be in my area
#14 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
remove yourself from my space

that feel when no breaking bad reaction images
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#16 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I am the threat
The watchfull protector of Albuquerque; Danger-Man
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.
#15 - erethilful (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#6 - moggycore  [+] (21 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +12
#7 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
You summoned me?
word is born
User avatar #37 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
i summon you tho
#39 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
Did you really have to summon tho?
User avatar #41 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
yes i had to summon tho
#42 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't even care tho
I wish you summoned me
User avatar #43 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
you should care tho
how can i summon what has already been summoned?
#49 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
just whisper my name and I'll be there for you
tho
User avatar #8 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
All hail our lord and saviour. moggycore. Or was it subadanus?
#12 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I will save you all from the rapture, my citizens
User avatar #48 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
i request sauce!
User avatar #57 - wazzurp (11/22/2013) [-]
It's a vine. Check youtube if you want to
#50 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
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Don't know the original sauce tho
User avatar #53 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
that's a way to say "i don't know"
#9 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright, what did I do this time.
#13 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
don't be in my area
#14 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
remove yourself from my space

that feel when no breaking bad reaction images
#24 - ezlyryb (11/22/2013) [-]
#16 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I am the threat
The watchfull protector of Albuquerque; Danger-Man
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.
#15 - erethilful (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#11 - Second last panel. 4 donkey dicks. My brain, ladies and gentlemen.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Burro Show +152
User avatar #140 - wtfduud (11/21/2013) [-]
Comments>Content
#87 - darkace (11/20/2013) [-]
Shit that is all I can see now.
#22 - thrashtildeath (11/20/2013) [-]
This is what I seen as well.
#5 - This is good stuff man. Nice job  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Internet Gold - P2 +6
#6 - leingen (11/16/2013) [-]
#269 - I disagree. Galbatorix was sociopath, completely and utterly w… 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +5
#109 - You can add other ingredients: cucumber, tomatoes or some fres… 11/12/2013 on Post results in comments 0
#11 - Comment deleted 11/07/2013 on Nothing clever here 0
#8 - Just started Uni at Heriot Watt doing Physics and it's all jus… 11/06/2013 on Numbers Mason 2 0
#77 - Oh morning come burst in the clouds, amen I wish I was a j… 11/05/2013 on   0
#39 - Just watched the first episode. Why am I cry laughing?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on Derek +1
User avatar #51 - brianhimself (11/01/2013) [-]
Here is the "Making Of" episode to watch when you've finished watching the others.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8v9G7bXwJw
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Project Ara modular phone... +1
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#9 - press it 10/29/2013 on Will you press the button 0
#14 - I actually found this really interesting. Thanks OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Ted Talk with M00T +10
User avatar #15 - revengeforfreeze (10/25/2013) [-]
Yw
#17 - *initiate bearface meme" I think this is me despite the f…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Mental Health..... +2
User avatar #23 - theonionyrogue (10/22/2013) [-]
You get the life you think you deserve, friend. You're not a shit, you're just not finished yet. No Doctors are going to help you with that, not unless you're on the path already. No person is born a god; many people die as one. So yeah, maybe you suck ass as a person now, but fuck, man, what's life but a stone tumbler, meant to knock from us the jagged and ugly edges which prop us awkwardly up? Find a passion. Be patient. Cry. All of it's necessary, brother. Here's the kicker: you can give up. Nobody cares if you give up. But I'm sure as fuck you'll care if you don't.
User avatar #25 - AresX (10/22/2013) [-]
Mental health disorders aren't a choice. People telling them that it is throws them further into feeling like shit.

ex:
"Oh it's my choice to feel like this, than why can't I snap out of it? I'm such a fucking loser..."
User avatar #28 - theonionyrogue (10/22/2013) [-]
Well, fuck me for trying to help. Let's just all fucking say we're sick in the head, and then we won't have the burden of choice on our heads, that'll be great. Fuck this.
User avatar #29 - AresX (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm just saying why some people can't just 'snap out of it'
#8 - Oh ok thanks 10/19/2013 on Dark souls feels 0
#6 - Could someone explain this to someone who has only played Dark…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Dark souls feels 0
User avatar #7 - duelknight (10/19/2013) [-]
It's a poem about Ciaran (a DLC exclusive character)
SHe has a one sided relationship with Arthorias (Also DLC exclusive)
User avatar #8 - ninjawizards (10/19/2013) [-]
Oh ok thanks
#5 - Could someone please tell me the name of the fifth game down p…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #15 - vicsix (10/19/2013) [-]
Boring Shit: The Game.
#9 - Rascal (10/19/2013) [-]
limbo
User avatar #8 - soupkittenagain (10/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's called Limbo.
User avatar #7 - thisxshitxisxhard (10/19/2013) [-]
limbo a dark sad tale
#15 - Er. Well. Holy **** . You....alright now? 10/17/2013 on Cause I mean Siriusly guys 0

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#24 - Rascal (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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