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Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#58 - oh... The female body terrifies me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Sex +28
User avatar #61 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey, without it there'd be dirty vaginas, and no one wants that.
it's also why women should never ever douche. because first of all the vagina cleans itself so it's not needed. secondly, it gets rid of the healthy bacteria, which can cause that world famous smell.
#55 - Haha how do they market those? "Jill thinks about sex a l…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Sex +67
#136 - hakma (12/15/2014) [-]
"Endless longing for donging"
User avatar #56 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, it's actually for any kind of discharge. We get that at certain times throughout the month without being horny at all. It's the vagina's way of cleaning itself.
#58 - ninjawizards (12/14/2014) [-]
oh...The female body terrifies me
User avatar #61 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey, without it there'd be dirty vaginas, and no one wants that.
it's also why women should never ever douche. because first of all the vagina cleans itself so it's not needed. secondly, it gets rid of the healthy bacteria, which can cause that world famous smell.
#24 - Could you not make a protective anti-horniness buffer between …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Sex +35
User avatar #51 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
They actually make panty liners for that reason but I've never bothered.
#88 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
It's actually bad to wear pantyliners on a daily basis. Instead of crusty panties you get soggy panties that keep your skin damp and chaffed. Vaginas need to breath, yo. I used liners for years and I need prescription medication to fix the damage my skin took. I have to change my undies 3x a day and I don't wear light pants anymore because the wet spots will show :/ Damn vaginas.
User avatar #90 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
never realized they blocked the "breathing" I don't use them anyway.
#55 - ninjawizards (12/14/2014) [-]
Haha how do they market those? "Jill thinks about sex a lot and wrecks her pants. If you're like Jill, and you also go through 5 pairs of panties a day from the endless longing for donging, try WetNoMore! Pantly liners to control your lady boner!"
#136 - hakma (12/15/2014) [-]
"Endless longing for donging"
User avatar #56 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
Well, it's actually for any kind of discharge. We get that at certain times throughout the month without being horny at all. It's the vagina's way of cleaning itself.
#58 - ninjawizards (12/14/2014) [-]
oh...The female body terrifies me
User avatar #61 - danniegurl (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey, without it there'd be dirty vaginas, and no one wants that.
it's also why women should never ever douche. because first of all the vagina cleans itself so it's not needed. secondly, it gets rid of the healthy bacteria, which can cause that world famous smell.
#41 - By mantled do you mean "Take the place of the god because…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Talos is in the Christmas... 0
User avatar #44 - thesovereigngrave (12/12/2014) [-]
Actually mantling is sort of like 'acting so much like someone that you become them'. Though it's more complicated than just acting like them. In essence, mantling is one entity becoming so like another that there ceases to be any appreciable difference between the two entities. At which point the universe ceases to see a difference between the two entities and they become one.
#19 - Was Talos ever in any game in the elder scrolls series? I mean…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Talos is in the Christmas... +7
User avatar #48 - norkas (12/12/2014) [-]
Nah, he ascended millennia before even the first game of the series, Arena.
#30 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
It's heavily implied that Talos "mantled" Lorkhan, in a way not that dissimilar to how the Hero of Kvatch mantled Sheogorath in the Oblivion DLC Shivering Isles.
User avatar #41 - ninjawizards (12/12/2014) [-]
By mantled do you mean "Take the place of the god because he's feeling lazy"?
User avatar #44 - thesovereigngrave (12/12/2014) [-]
Actually mantling is sort of like 'acting so much like someone that you become them'. Though it's more complicated than just acting like them. In essence, mantling is one entity becoming so like another that there ceases to be any appreciable difference between the two entities. At which point the universe ceases to see a difference between the two entities and they become one.
User avatar #32 - thesovereigngrave (12/12/2014) [-]
Or how (possibly) the Nerevarine mantled Nerevar.
User avatar #25 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
He does appear in Morrowind, though he's already a god.
He's pretty chill.
User avatar #27 - caesarslegion (12/11/2014) [-]
Wolf is only THOUGHT to be Talos. Talos has never definitively appeared in any game.
#24 - sulle (12/11/2014) [-]
unless i remember wrong, the prophet you meet in the Knight of the nine DLC in oblivion is hinted to have been talos in human form
#21 - angelious (12/11/2014) [-]
i think not.
#7 - Just started watching this show. Damn have I been missing out. 12/11/2014 on The advice we need +1
#70 - Also interested to know this :p 12/07/2014 on Groot 0
#32 - Yeah I agree it's not black and white I just think it's clear … 12/04/2014 on Neither could he 0
#884 - **ninjawizards rolled user crazyeyedbioll ** 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
#25 - Ok then smartass but can we just assume here that "I can'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Neither could he +63
#28 - chardlz (12/04/2014) [-]
I know... I mean, honestly, when you consider what happened, the only thing that the cop did outside of his powers as a police officer was using a choke hold which was only against the rules of the Police Force. He was then promptly desk dutied and his gun and badge were taken which was the appropriate response from them. He wasn't trying to kill Mr. Gasner and Mr. Gasner was, in fact, resisting arrest and then the cops tried to subdue him, which is kinda their job: arresting people, that is. The reason that the choke hold is not a "proper" method of subduing anymore is because when you're not on the same height level as somebody and if they continue to resist you it can result in death. This is especially true if they have pre-existing breathing problems (Gasner had Asthma and a couple other respiratory issues) and you can't guarantee a controlled environment in the real world. The cop wasn't trying to kill him, most likely (I can't vouch for his intentions) it was an accident and he acted in a reasonable manner even if he did use a "banned" subduing method. When you have to subdue somebody much larger than you (it did take like what 4 or 5 guys to get him in cuffs, right?) you don't always take the most proper route (especially if he was an old school cop but idk about that and obviously it's not a legal cover).

Don't get me wrong, it's fucked up that he didn't get indicted and it didn't even go to trial, and I think there's a HUGE problem with cops not being held responsible for their actions but in this case it isn't nearly as clear cut as people say it is and even if it went to trial I don't think he would've faced charges even if we held cops to the same standard as citizens (although they should be held to a higher standard imo)

tl;dr fuck cops but in this case Gasner resisted arrest and it's kinda iffy
User avatar #32 - ninjawizards (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree it's not black and white I just think it's clear he was struggling to breath. :p
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#24 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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