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Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:7/27/2014
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    Wait Dont hold it like that!!!! Wait Dont hold it like that!!!!
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    Some things just dont mix Some things just dont mix
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    even four chan has limits even four chan has limits
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    Guns, Fuck yeah!!! Guns, Fuck yeah!!!
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#151 - Want to duo? Im plat 3 and i need a partner 07/13/2014 on Diamond Player AMA 0
#20 - If you want to get really fit heres the awnser to get skinny a…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on For all you lazy fucks +2
User avatar #24 - dederplaol (06/28/2014) [-]
eating 1400cals a day won't just burn fat, it will burn muscle too
User avatar #37 - tombobbusama (06/28/2014) [-]
holy shit you can do that?
User avatar #88 - dederplaol (06/28/2014) [-]
of course you can, it's like Tazdingo said
your body always chooses to burn what is needed to keep your organs running
my body burns 1400-1600cals a day if I just sit down and do nothing, it's the base amount that my body need to function correctly. So basically I need more than 2000cals if I burn 300 a day, I'll get fatter but I also get more muscle, that's what bulking is.
if I go below 1500 I start feeling slow after a few weeks and it pretty much defeats the purpose of working out since you do it to get healthier
eat until you get full, keep the candy down
work out and don't break the habit once you get it also rest a lot
never do GOMAD (Gallon Of Milk A Day, it's what they preach at /fit/.. unless you juice and work out constantly and breathe muscle tissue you will get obese, scratch that: you'll get fat either way)


It's really not that hard, unless you have an obese way of eating and eat like 4000+ cals a day
don't cut down on fat, cut down on carbs
because the body burns what you have a surplus of, so eating less fat is counterproductive while eating less carbs helps your body burn the fat faster
if you notice that you gain weight(jnot the good kind) you should take a glance over what you've been eating lately and cut down on the obvious bad stuff
User avatar #41 - Tazdingo (06/28/2014) [-]
When your body starts running low on amino-acids which are needed to replace tissue in your organs, it starts disassembling the muscles it built in order to keep your vital organs running. If you continue with the diet, the body tries to save itself from starvation by going into what you might call an energy saving mode where it slows down the metabolism in order to conserve the fat for as long as possible, since it doesn't know how long you might go on without an adequate amount of food.

This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit.
#45 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
"This happens whenever you have a large calorie deficit and fall under 5% bodyfat"

ftfy

Starvation mode is usually largely a non-factor in diets, and if you're overweight you're not going to hit it on 1400 calories a day.
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#45 - prestonjohns (10/11/2012) [-]
He wouldn't do it. srry
#39 - prestonjohns (10/10/2012) [-]
You don't really have anything that is as rare.
User avatar #40 to #39 - ninjathomas (10/10/2012) [-]
wait i just picked up a voodoo doll scroll will that help?
#41 to #40 - prestonjohns (10/10/2012) [-]
so did i lol, how come you want a rare scythe so bad?
User avatar #42 to #41 - ninjathomas (10/10/2012) [-]
i like weapons
#44 to #42 - prestonjohns (10/10/2012) [-]
ohh well make your final offer, and i'll screen cap it to a friend that might wanna do it.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ninjathomas (10/10/2012) [-]
i just need the demon axe and that and crossbow and the rocket launcher
#38 - prestonjohns (10/10/2012) [-]
that was the best offer u have... lol
User avatar #33 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
Being jewish, i never say no to gifts
User avatar #35 to #33 - ninjathomas (10/07/2012) [-]
ah im so stupid :(
User avatar #34 to #33 - ninjathomas (10/07/2012) [-]
Dude i forgot to put up ur demon axe
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User avatar #36 to #34 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
No takesies backsies
User avatar #37 to #36 - ninjathomas (10/07/2012) [-]
can i have a steel mystery box please? or something?
User avatar #30 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
I have dupes of pretty much all of those so no thanks.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ninjathomas (10/07/2012) [-]
hmm tell me what you want from my pile for the soul except my sword i love my swords
User avatar #32 to #31 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
No offense, but you've got like nothing worth it.
Besides this one guy keeps telling me he's got a big trade in store.
User avatar #27 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
Maybe if you included like a dozen other things I'd accept.
I'm not that desperate.
User avatar #28 to #27 - ninjathomas (10/07/2012) [-]
lol sorry im just trying to get some stuff u know but i know it was way to crazy i know ur not that dumb to accept it. ill include some stuff
User avatar #29 to #28 - DJKitty (10/07/2012) [-]
Sounds good
User avatar #20 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
i just traded the green sword sorry mate :/, but ill give you a nazi gold, a book of rape and a ferdinand marcos for a total of 30,000 for your rare wine?
User avatar #21 to #20 - ninjathomas (09/08/2012) [-]
hmmm instead of fedinand marcos can u switch it with cart of gold coins? please!
User avatar #22 to #21 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
thats a huge discontinued item i cant do that i sorry :/
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjathomas (09/08/2012) [-]
alright ill do the trade then
User avatar #24 to #23 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
okay(: please send :D
User avatar #25 to #24 - ninjathomas (09/08/2012) [-]
alright i did the trade
User avatar #26 to #25 - antimedic (09/08/2012) [-]
accepting now pleasure doing business mate :D
User avatar #19 - antimedic (08/22/2012) [-]
id like your mephisto
#12 - childsmack (08/20/2012) [-]
You want firesword for pinkie pie was online?
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#5 - PICKLExFUCKER (09/07/2010) [-]
HELLO :'D!
User avatar #6 to #5 - ninjathomas (09/07/2010) [-]
XD lol hi there :) ill sub to u
User avatar #7 to #6 - PICKLExFUCKER (09/07/2010) [-]
i post no content :o but okay :D
#4 - POOPEEPEPE **User deleted account** (09/05/2010) [-]
nice dude
#3 - lolololololloloppe **User deleted account** (09/05/2010) [-]
I LOVE UUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2 - bigtlolololop (09/05/2010) [-]
love the profile man
#1 - anonymous (08/22/2010) [-]
Dude uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu are awesome!
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