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Date Signed Up:9/11/2011
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#30 - Tito, the girl whom I believe is the one is moving away tomorr… 03/30/2015 on totallytito's profile 0
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#579 - If you're not drunk then you should be good.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on DUI checkpoints 0
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
#576 - I feel like you have never been through a DUI checkpoint. Lite…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on DUI checkpoints 0
#577 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
And if I choose to remain silent, as per my legal and constitiutional rights, that makes them mad. So instead of sending us 'on our merry way', wed now have to submit to the breathalyzer. Because obviously only a drunken fool wouldnt just do whatever they were told. I know what they do at a checkpoint, I dont agree with it. I can obviously spot drunk drivers, and I report them with their license plate because that shits dangerous. Dont set up and force everybody going that way to submit to such a search. I know there is amble opportunity for you to go an alternate route, as per protocol, but if you dont know your way around and dont have a gps you have to go that way, then when you choose not to answer their questions youre fucked either way.
User avatar #579 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
If you're not drunk then you should be good.
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
#574 - I mean I don't think I'm a terrible person, I've done my fare …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2015 on DUI checkpoints 0
#575 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I think you would have that guy thrown from his vehicle, handcuffed, breathalyzed and his vehicle searched if rights wasnt an issue. If somebodies swerving around or otherwise being an obnoxious idiot on the road, by all means pull the guy over and check for any wrong doing. DUI checkpoints, or checkpoints of any kind, are wrong, plain and simple.
User avatar #576 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I feel like you have never been through a DUI checkpoint. Literally all they do is shine a flashlight into your eyes and ask a couple of questions then send you on your merry way. Unless of course you're intoxicated, in which case they administer the Field Sobriety Test. I believe in getting intoxicated morons off the damn street in any way possible.
#577 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
And if I choose to remain silent, as per my legal and constitiutional rights, that makes them mad. So instead of sending us 'on our merry way', wed now have to submit to the breathalyzer. Because obviously only a drunken fool wouldnt just do whatever they were told. I know what they do at a checkpoint, I dont agree with it. I can obviously spot drunk drivers, and I report them with their license plate because that shits dangerous. Dont set up and force everybody going that way to submit to such a search. I know there is amble opportunity for you to go an alternate route, as per protocol, but if you dont know your way around and dont have a gps you have to go that way, then when you choose not to answer their questions youre fucked either way.
User avatar #579 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
If you're not drunk then you should be good.
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
#570 - I didn't mean to cause a fight. I'm just saying that if I saw …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/28/2015 on DUI checkpoints 0
#571 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Im sorry you lost your cousin, but thats no excuse to write everybody off as a drunk driver. You should not be military police, and you have lessened my faith in them. I do not take back my statement that you are whats wrong with this world. You automatically write this guy off as a drunk driver by pure speculation, no hard evidence whatsoever. If I knew who you were Id be talking to your CO. Why cant he just drive back to his house unharassed? Why cant you face the music, the fact that youre a terrible fucking person.
User avatar #574 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I mean I don't think I'm a terrible person, I've done my fare share of DUI write ups, we have a sign outside our base that says days DUI free. Some commands of the different ships give special liberty at times when we go thirty days DUI free. I don't automagically assume that EVERYONE is a drunk driver. If I see this man or anyone like this I will certainly do as we wishes, we are not Nazi Germany, I'm not going to throw the dude out of his car, we all have rights. I just think it makes it easier if people just cooperate. We just want to make sure people are driving safely, over ten thousand people die in drunk driving accidents and we take it seriously. This guy has to get his lawyer involved in a simple checkpoint? Man I wish I could afford to call my lawyer every time I get pulled over.
#575 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I think you would have that guy thrown from his vehicle, handcuffed, breathalyzed and his vehicle searched if rights wasnt an issue. If somebodies swerving around or otherwise being an obnoxious idiot on the road, by all means pull the guy over and check for any wrong doing. DUI checkpoints, or checkpoints of any kind, are wrong, plain and simple.
User avatar #576 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I feel like you have never been through a DUI checkpoint. Literally all they do is shine a flashlight into your eyes and ask a couple of questions then send you on your merry way. Unless of course you're intoxicated, in which case they administer the Field Sobriety Test. I believe in getting intoxicated morons off the damn street in any way possible.
#577 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
And if I choose to remain silent, as per my legal and constitiutional rights, that makes them mad. So instead of sending us 'on our merry way', wed now have to submit to the breathalyzer. Because obviously only a drunken fool wouldnt just do whatever they were told. I know what they do at a checkpoint, I dont agree with it. I can obviously spot drunk drivers, and I report them with their license plate because that shits dangerous. Dont set up and force everybody going that way to submit to such a search. I know there is amble opportunity for you to go an alternate route, as per protocol, but if you dont know your way around and dont have a gps you have to go that way, then when you choose not to answer their questions youre fucked either way.
User avatar #579 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
If you're not drunk then you should be good.
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
#156 - I mean I believe in holding police officers to the same standa…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -1
User avatar #208 - iamkagji (03/27/2015) [-]
This is at a DUI checkpoint, and according to the law he is not actually required to do anything but prove that he has an ID. He hasn't been pulled over.
#158 - deadfed (03/27/2015) [-]
This guy has obviously done something wrong? Are you fucking retarded? How? Really, explain how you fucking know this guy did something other than pure conjecture. Youre whats wrong with this world. Cops have saved my fucking life, I respect police and dont think they should get the bad rep they do, but to say something as idiotic as that, you need to reevaluate your life.
User avatar #570 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to cause a fight. I'm just saying that if I saw this dude holding this stuff at his window like this then I would write him off as a drunk driver. Although I'm military police and these guys just drive up to the gate hammered shitless and handing us their credit card instead of their military identification then we breathalyzer. I lost my cousin because he decided to get behind the wheel of a car after drinking heavily at a bar one night so this stuff hits home. I just don't see why he can't just face the music instead of hiding with a guilty look on his face. Also if he's not intoxicated then what is he scared of?
#571 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Im sorry you lost your cousin, but thats no excuse to write everybody off as a drunk driver. You should not be military police, and you have lessened my faith in them. I do not take back my statement that you are whats wrong with this world. You automatically write this guy off as a drunk driver by pure speculation, no hard evidence whatsoever. If I knew who you were Id be talking to your CO. Why cant he just drive back to his house unharassed? Why cant you face the music, the fact that youre a terrible fucking person.
User avatar #574 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I mean I don't think I'm a terrible person, I've done my fare share of DUI write ups, we have a sign outside our base that says days DUI free. Some commands of the different ships give special liberty at times when we go thirty days DUI free. I don't automagically assume that EVERYONE is a drunk driver. If I see this man or anyone like this I will certainly do as we wishes, we are not Nazi Germany, I'm not going to throw the dude out of his car, we all have rights. I just think it makes it easier if people just cooperate. We just want to make sure people are driving safely, over ten thousand people die in drunk driving accidents and we take it seriously. This guy has to get his lawyer involved in a simple checkpoint? Man I wish I could afford to call my lawyer every time I get pulled over.
#575 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I think you would have that guy thrown from his vehicle, handcuffed, breathalyzed and his vehicle searched if rights wasnt an issue. If somebodies swerving around or otherwise being an obnoxious idiot on the road, by all means pull the guy over and check for any wrong doing. DUI checkpoints, or checkpoints of any kind, are wrong, plain and simple.
User avatar #576 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I feel like you have never been through a DUI checkpoint. Literally all they do is shine a flashlight into your eyes and ask a couple of questions then send you on your merry way. Unless of course you're intoxicated, in which case they administer the Field Sobriety Test. I believe in getting intoxicated morons off the damn street in any way possible.
#577 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
And if I choose to remain silent, as per my legal and constitiutional rights, that makes them mad. So instead of sending us 'on our merry way', wed now have to submit to the breathalyzer. Because obviously only a drunken fool wouldnt just do whatever they were told. I know what they do at a checkpoint, I dont agree with it. I can obviously spot drunk drivers, and I report them with their license plate because that shits dangerous. Dont set up and force everybody going that way to submit to such a search. I know there is amble opportunity for you to go an alternate route, as per protocol, but if you dont know your way around and dont have a gps you have to go that way, then when you choose not to answer their questions youre fucked either way.
User avatar #579 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
If you're not drunk then you should be good.
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
User avatar #275 - aximil (03/27/2015) [-]
Don't lump all cops together. Each and every one of them are separate individuals. Some definitely do deserve the bad reputation they have. Others do not. Some should be awarded $15,000,000,000 from how awesome they are.
#309 - deadfed (03/27/2015) [-]
Thats what I mean, 'cops' is a very broad term that covers a very large variety of individuals and for a few cases of bad cops to give all of the police force ever a bad name is ridiculous. However, we should not ignore the bad ones, but rather condemn them.
#142 - Try not to incriminate yourself there pal.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints +1
#145 - deadfed (03/27/2015) [-]
So now holding the "upholders of laws and justice" to the law is incriminating yourself. Ok.
User avatar #156 - ninjastarthrow (03/27/2015) [-]
I mean I believe in holding police officers to the same standards of law that they hold us to but this guy has obviously done something wrong and enstead of hiding behind the window he should face the music. People get pulled over, it happens. Although it would probably change my view point if I knew what this guy did.
User avatar #208 - iamkagji (03/27/2015) [-]
This is at a DUI checkpoint, and according to the law he is not actually required to do anything but prove that he has an ID. He hasn't been pulled over.
#158 - deadfed (03/27/2015) [-]
This guy has obviously done something wrong? Are you fucking retarded? How? Really, explain how you fucking know this guy did something other than pure conjecture. Youre whats wrong with this world. Cops have saved my fucking life, I respect police and dont think they should get the bad rep they do, but to say something as idiotic as that, you need to reevaluate your life.
User avatar #570 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to cause a fight. I'm just saying that if I saw this dude holding this stuff at his window like this then I would write him off as a drunk driver. Although I'm military police and these guys just drive up to the gate hammered shitless and handing us their credit card instead of their military identification then we breathalyzer. I lost my cousin because he decided to get behind the wheel of a car after drinking heavily at a bar one night so this stuff hits home. I just don't see why he can't just face the music instead of hiding with a guilty look on his face. Also if he's not intoxicated then what is he scared of?
#571 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Im sorry you lost your cousin, but thats no excuse to write everybody off as a drunk driver. You should not be military police, and you have lessened my faith in them. I do not take back my statement that you are whats wrong with this world. You automatically write this guy off as a drunk driver by pure speculation, no hard evidence whatsoever. If I knew who you were Id be talking to your CO. Why cant he just drive back to his house unharassed? Why cant you face the music, the fact that youre a terrible fucking person.
User avatar #574 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I mean I don't think I'm a terrible person, I've done my fare share of DUI write ups, we have a sign outside our base that says days DUI free. Some commands of the different ships give special liberty at times when we go thirty days DUI free. I don't automagically assume that EVERYONE is a drunk driver. If I see this man or anyone like this I will certainly do as we wishes, we are not Nazi Germany, I'm not going to throw the dude out of his car, we all have rights. I just think it makes it easier if people just cooperate. We just want to make sure people are driving safely, over ten thousand people die in drunk driving accidents and we take it seriously. This guy has to get his lawyer involved in a simple checkpoint? Man I wish I could afford to call my lawyer every time I get pulled over.
#575 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I think you would have that guy thrown from his vehicle, handcuffed, breathalyzed and his vehicle searched if rights wasnt an issue. If somebodies swerving around or otherwise being an obnoxious idiot on the road, by all means pull the guy over and check for any wrong doing. DUI checkpoints, or checkpoints of any kind, are wrong, plain and simple.
User avatar #576 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
I feel like you have never been through a DUI checkpoint. Literally all they do is shine a flashlight into your eyes and ask a couple of questions then send you on your merry way. Unless of course you're intoxicated, in which case they administer the Field Sobriety Test. I believe in getting intoxicated morons off the damn street in any way possible.
#577 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
And if I choose to remain silent, as per my legal and constitiutional rights, that makes them mad. So instead of sending us 'on our merry way', wed now have to submit to the breathalyzer. Because obviously only a drunken fool wouldnt just do whatever they were told. I know what they do at a checkpoint, I dont agree with it. I can obviously spot drunk drivers, and I report them with their license plate because that shits dangerous. Dont set up and force everybody going that way to submit to such a search. I know there is amble opportunity for you to go an alternate route, as per protocol, but if you dont know your way around and dont have a gps you have to go that way, then when you choose not to answer their questions youre fucked either way.
User avatar #579 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2015) [-]
If you're not drunk then you should be good.
#580 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Thats not the point. If you suspect someone is driving drunk, pull them over and check. You dont just decide to cut off a street and check everybody thats going that road, people have places to be instead of dicking around with the fucking police. Theyre public servants, not public nannies.
User avatar #275 - aximil (03/27/2015) [-]
Don't lump all cops together. Each and every one of them are separate individuals. Some definitely do deserve the bad reputation they have. Others do not. Some should be awarded $15,000,000,000 from how awesome they are.
#309 - deadfed (03/27/2015) [-]
Thats what I mean, 'cops' is a very broad term that covers a very large variety of individuals and for a few cases of bad cops to give all of the police force ever a bad name is ridiculous. However, we should not ignore the bad ones, but rather condemn them.

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User avatar #20 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
So......Can i see your eyes and hair? :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
OooOoOOoooo :3
You is cute.
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
:) Why thank you.
User avatar #24 to #23 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
No problem. :)
will you be my friend?
User avatar #26 to #25 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
May I see a picture of you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm not attractive...:c Sorry

If you have a skype, you might see me on cam.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
Hey I didn't think I was attractive either.
User avatar #30 to #29 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, but fj members tell me it, irl people tell me it, my family has told me it...
So...
User avatar #31 to #30 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
:l Oh.
User avatar #32 to #31 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
so if youre desperate to see me......
my skype is amissingmouse
User avatar #33 to #32 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
I feel like a dick now.


I don't judge people.
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
It's fine. I mean, if you wanna see me, I'll only show myself on skype.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh. I don't have a cam.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
You don't need a cam for skype. :3
User avatar #37 to #36 - ninjastarthrow (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh. I'll get one. :P
User avatar #39 to #37 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
I gtg. add me later :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (03/03/2013) [-]
:) ok..
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#11 to #11 - ninjastarthrow (01/31/2012) [-]
I admire your courage, valor and sacrifice...this war has brought us nothing but pain and suffering. My armies may have vanquished you in battle (come on theyre greek hopilites theyre awesome) but i still feel the need to make a truce with you, together our armies will rule the land together and no one will be able to stop our might. Do you accept?
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User avatar #6 - violettheory (12/19/2011) [-]
Aw, **** ! I am your secret santa too. Why do you have so many?
User avatar #8 to #8 - violettheory (12/19/2011) [-]
Damnit, you're kind of an asshole. I hope that you have a ****** christmas :(
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Rolled you ^-^
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Secret Santa :D

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User avatar #9 to #4 - ninjastarthrow (12/19/2011) [-]
id rather not, i hate saints row
#2 - Jizzy (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey i was your Secret Santa :) so im thumbing all your comments and post up :) have a good xmas my friend.
#1 - steedan (10/13/2011) [-]
You're a ****** cunt. gtfo of here with your kitten kicking gifs ****** loser.
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