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Date Signed Up:	9/11/2011
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#64 - Shipmate! Good to see you commenting again. I feel l… [+] (7 replies) 06/11/2017 on /k/ discusses his time in... +3

#66 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2017) [-]

That'd take all day son, everybody know the navy works upside down and backwards on purpose

- Catburglarpenis, former Master-At-Arms Anti-Terrorism/Force Protection Specialist and Military Police Second Class Petty Officer of the Enlisted corps, Quad Zero Qualified, Stationed at VQ-3/VQ-4 but attached to TACAMO to assist Fleet Wing Support and security in Tinker AFB, Oklahoma, which is located in Oklahoma City but has its own zip code and not enough population to warrant it, also stationed in COMFLEACT Chinhae which is misspelled and defunct, located in what is now the Jinhae district of Changwon, on the Migumbunde or what is formally known as The Komundan in South Korea, the only standing U.S. Navy Base in the county, yet there are other Navy Commands unattached, which I was in charge of supporting while attached and officially stationed to CFAC Security, but in charge of a gathering of no less than 8 separate commands, all on a military base the size of a football field. Most the base was forest for no reason, and we had an average of less than 100 personnel including family, contractors, guests and pets on board at any time. I was trained in Lackland AFB in San Antonio which is the Air Force boot camp, in a condemned building on base. My recruit training was conducted in "Great Lakes" Chicago, which makes no sense and the Recruit Training Command is not attached to The Great Lakes but the Alternative School across the street is, however you literally never see the water while you're being trained, and swim in a pool a maximum of twice if you qualify.

Don't worry though it gets easier, because now I'm a Staff Sergeant in DBIDS and DEERS, a promotion I got upon acceptance into the army, that I didn't ask for nor earn and I know nothing about the force at all. I'm attached to 3rd battalion in a regiment that doesn't exist on paper, because it's a university in Illinois. However, I live in San Diego California.

You see what I mean?

#78 - manza (06/11/2017) [-]

#89 - tardhammer (06/11/2017) [-]

Allow me to translate:

"Used to be an E-5 MP with a salt-pinch of extra anti-terror training. I have no NEC because "C" schools are expensive and everybody is broke unless the Supply Officer needs a new desk chair. I was originally assigned as a squadron security officer, but because I'm in fuck-all-nowhere, Oklahoma, they just sent me to base security were I spend 12 hour shifts checking ID cards. Fuck me, right?

"Anyways. From there I went to Not-Best Korea. It was a convoluted Joint Command (multiple Navy commands, and it's own sprackling of Army-Air Force commands) with a Chain of Command structure similar to dropping 4 disks down the Plachinko machine on The Price Is Right.
"But it doesn't matter because everybody still spent Friday night on Texas Street trying to bed Buy-Me-Drink girls, throwing up in the alley ways between bars (so we can get more in) and eating teriyaki-egg burgers at Burger King."
Personal note, been to Chinhae twice, that's really all there is to do. If anyone goes, don't go to the 'American' side of Texas St. Go to the other side, lots of Russians, better bar experience.
Back to the story...
"I was sent to a shitty Chair Force "A" school for my initial training in Texas, which is STUPID different from Boot Camp, or Basic, or RTC, up in Great Lakes, IL."

I'm gonna stop and talk right there, friend. RTC Great Lakes is there because, in ye olden days, we had a Navy on the Great Lakes. It became the best of 3 facilities (others being San Diego and Orlando) so to "save money" the others were closed and now we have one Basic. And almost every Navy base, aside from FDNF areas have initial "A" school commands onboard. We need an overhaul of initial training...

Anyways...

"I (probably) went Blue-to-Green (a program offered back in 2005-2011) because the Army made more sense. I kept my rank as an E-5, but for some reason I'm now an NCO instead of a Specialist, and I no longer work security. Instead, I'm stuck behind a desk printing out ID cards and dealing with Senior Enlisted/ Officer spouses who think they're special because they fuck a dick with leaf on the collar.
"But hey, I'm in San Dog, which is a pretty awesome place, so it's cool."

(Author's Note: 4 years 32nd St. Naval Base, it is not a 'pretty awesome place.' Except for L&L, Dodgers Games, and this bitchin' taco stand on 8th St. who's name I forget.)

Aaaaand, there ya go!

#90 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2017) [-]

Top form lad, plus a history lesson!

It was the other way around, spent most my career in Korea and ended it in OK, which was complete shite but what do you expect from OK? You nailed the Texas Street part except us MA's rarely went there since we always worked there. There was a huge smattering of homesick ESL teachers in Changwon proper as well as 3 English bars, all you gotta do is speak English and they'll hand you the succ unless you got competition.

Otherwise fucking stellar job translating to civilian talk. I went blue to green after a certain amount of boredom as a vet, and basically went green to gold from there. I'm trying to earn a commission now, but if it doesn't pan out they have me as an E-6 in DEERS for whatever reason. I'll take it.

#94 - tardhammer (06/11/2017) [-]

12 years Navy, been stationed in Yokosuka, San Diego, Norfolk, and now England. I get the gig, lol!

#109 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2017) [-]

Shit man you can get stationed in England? That's was never a fucking option for me! Now that I'm army we got a big European presence but shit dawg I never had the option with the navy

#115 - tardhammer (06/11/2017) [-]

CT rates, IT, and IS. SecFor is all Air Force here. Closest actual Naval presence is Rota. So, limited billeting, but it's possible.

#63 - MM3 shout out! ...I can't wait to get out. [+] (1 reply) 06/11/2017 on /k/ discusses his time in... +2

#95 - anon (06/11/2017) [-]

Plan ahead, and get any and all civilian certs you can while you're still active. If you have more than a year lest, also sign up for USMAP as well, even if you don't think it'll be useful, it's no extra effort to document your hours toward a trade. Plan your separation well, it buttfucks a lot of people.

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#43 - Tesla has become a pinnacle of clean burning and reusable ener… 06/07/2017 on musky +1

#212 - My wife will probably do the same while I am in School too, nu… 06/05/2017 on /ck/ decides to start a... 0

#210 - Woah no way, I'm in San Diego too. Literally on duty as we spe… [+] (2 replies) 06/05/2017 on /ck/ decides to start a... 0

#211 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

True that. My wife is on the Vinson, so she should be home here before too long. She's a CS. We'll probably stick around the military for a while yet, neither of have real skills yet but I'm in college and attached to an ROTC battalion so they might led me make the big upgrade, but only for Reserves so it'll be a while before I bring in the big bucks. Until then the wife will literally and figuratively be putting food on the table.

#212 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

My wife will probably do the same while I am in School too, nursing pays decently but her schedule is worse than mine. She's a trooper though.

#208 - Yeah I know, but my car got paid off after my second deploymen… [+] (4 replies) 06/05/2017 on /ck/ decides to start a... 0

#209 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

You can move to my house and I can give you BOTH handjobs

Nah normally I'd pick an international destination but since your wife's a nurse maybe not. The Midwest maybe? I'm currently in San Diego because my wife is stationed to one of the ships here.

#210 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

Woah no way, I'm in San Diego too. Literally on duty as we speak on the USS Somerset. I was going to stay in until I met and married my wife. Decided being home with her was more important than the Navy, I feel like she needs me more than she needs the benefits.

#211 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

#212 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

My wife will probably do the same while I am in School too, nursing pays decently but her schedule is worse than mine. She's a trooper though.

#206 - Haha good ole MAs. Our MAC has it in for smokers. I'm an MM. I… [+] (6 replies) 06/05/2017 on /ck/ decides to start a... 0

#207 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

Good luck on the outside brother, it's brutal out here for crossraters.

#208 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

Yeah I know, but my car got paid off after my second deployment that just ended like two weeks ago, my wife is a Nurse so we make decent money together with BAH and all that jazz. I'm already enrolled in School and GI Bill is set. Only thing left is to find a place to live where I'm moving to and get my wife back into her career over there and I'm set.

#209 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

#210 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

#211 - catburglarpenis (06/05/2017) [-]

#212 - ninjastarthrow (06/05/2017) [-]

My wife will probably do the same while I am in School too, nursing pays decently but her schedule is worse than mine. She's a trooper though.