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ninjaspartan

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Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#33 - ***** I don't buy a seperate spoon for every ice cream tub I e… 08/16/2016 on Technicalities +3
#33 - We call that "whipped." 08/16/2016 on tongue punch my fart box slut +3
#196 - *wasn't the usual welfare ********* God I wish we had… 08/16/2016 on Car Buying Tips +1
#195 - Quick story about my experience actually WORKING in a used car…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on Car Buying Tips +4
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#196 - ninjaspartan (08/16/2016) [-]
*wasn't the usual welfare shitstain

God I wish we had an edit feature for our comments
#265 - I'm conflicted. On one hand, you're right. On the other, I've … 08/15/2016 on The perfect wife that... 0
#108 - Ah. Well yeah, there are those guys too. But other th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on True romance 0
#109 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
I feel its synonymous with lack of empathy. If youre knowingly hurting someone and feel no remorse, i think its a pretty textbook definiton. I also think i have very intense emotions. Not just for a woman, but in general i feel kike my emotions are always maxed out at 100, regardless if its a good or bad emotion, so my languahe usage is rather intense as well and it can come off very brash
#106 - True. Heartless isn't the word I would use though. Shamefully …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2016 on True romance 0
#107 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
Some id call heartless. The liars, the users, the cheaters.
But sometimes it doesnt work out, and someone alwaus gets hurt. One gets dumped and feels useless and undesireable, one feels like a bag of shit for making someone else feel.so horrible.
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#108 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
Ah. Well yeah, there are those guys too.

But other than that "heartless" is a fairly strong term.
#109 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
I feel its synonymous with lack of empathy. If youre knowingly hurting someone and feel no remorse, i think its a pretty textbook definiton. I also think i have very intense emotions. Not just for a woman, but in general i feel kike my emotions are always maxed out at 100, regardless if its a good or bad emotion, so my languahe usage is rather intense as well and it can come off very brash
#104 - Er. Well. Maybe I misconstrued you then. Yes for women. Not so…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2016 on True romance 0
#105 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
Its a conversation impoasible to be unbiased. Women think men are heartless and men think women are heartless.
Everyone is the villian when they break your heart, regardless. Its a game no one wins
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#106 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
True. Heartless isn't the word I would use though. Shamefully selfish, perhaps. Even though I've suffered broken hearts on multiple occasions, it's not like the other party didn't suffer guilt for it. At that point it's just like--what can you do? Doom yourself to repeat the same pattern? Nah.
#107 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
Some id call heartless. The liars, the users, the cheaters.
But sometimes it doesnt work out, and someone alwaus gets hurt. One gets dumped and feels useless and undesireable, one feels like a bag of shit for making someone else feel.so horrible.
User avatar
#108 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
Ah. Well yeah, there are those guys too.

But other than that "heartless" is a fairly strong term.
#109 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
I feel its synonymous with lack of empathy. If youre knowingly hurting someone and feel no remorse, i think its a pretty textbook definiton. I also think i have very intense emotions. Not just for a woman, but in general i feel kike my emotions are always maxed out at 100, regardless if its a good or bad emotion, so my languahe usage is rather intense as well and it can come off very brash
#99 - I might agree with this. The way I see it is that girls have a…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2016 on True romance +1
#102 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
That... isnt what i said at all. If i read that right.

How to get a girls love: treat her right, time, patience, and kindness

How to get a guys love: pick a number out of a hat and hope to god its the right one. Because no amount of loving him and treating him right will make him love you back. Either he does or doesnt
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#104 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
Er. Well. Maybe I misconstrued you then. Yes for women. Not so much for guys, though, if you ask me. Being a guy and knowing all my guy friends through and through, most guys take patience and getting to know too. Not just any guy will go for a girl that they can't trust as loyal. And girls won't just let you into their lives easily if there's somebody closer. I say that literally, having suffered the cruel end of a long distance relationship. No amount of patience brought that back around for me.

But ultimately, while guys may not be picky usually, not all of them will play relationship roulette like that--guys are much more serious.
#105 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
Its a conversation impoasible to be unbiased. Women think men are heartless and men think women are heartless.
Everyone is the villian when they break your heart, regardless. Its a game no one wins
User avatar
#106 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
True. Heartless isn't the word I would use though. Shamefully selfish, perhaps. Even though I've suffered broken hearts on multiple occasions, it's not like the other party didn't suffer guilt for it. At that point it's just like--what can you do? Doom yourself to repeat the same pattern? Nah.
#107 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
Some id call heartless. The liars, the users, the cheaters.
But sometimes it doesnt work out, and someone alwaus gets hurt. One gets dumped and feels useless and undesireable, one feels like a bag of shit for making someone else feel.so horrible.
User avatar
#108 - ninjaspartan (08/14/2016) [-]
Ah. Well yeah, there are those guys too.

But other than that "heartless" is a fairly strong term.
#109 - msamnesia (08/14/2016) [-]
I feel its synonymous with lack of empathy. If youre knowingly hurting someone and feel no remorse, i think its a pretty textbook definiton. I also think i have very intense emotions. Not just for a woman, but in general i feel kike my emotions are always maxed out at 100, regardless if its a good or bad emotion, so my languahe usage is rather intense as well and it can come off very brash
#95 - As a man recovering from being dumped by my best friend and th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on True romance +1
#118 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Hang in there my man. Often times the hardest part is putting yourself back out there again when you feel like this. Just remember a good girl will understand the feelings you have, and that you might not always be at your best. Just try to not let those feelings dominate you, and when you finally find her this will all be something to laugh about.

-Squid