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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#173 - Well yeah, Reach was a fantastic game. But honestly, it's stil… 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
#170 - Lol, balanced? Somebody didn't play the early servers of Halo …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
User avatar #238 - civilizedwasteland (12/16/2013) [-]
They fixed it
#167 - Wow, someone's got Bungie bias. Yeah, Bungie was better at mak… 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
#165 - As much as I agree with you on all those points, I also have t…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
User avatar #265 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
Dude, they didn't bleed when you hit them and the sound they make is like a sfx from 1950. Also, Elites give visual and sound feedback with every bullet hit, when they have shields they make a hissing sound and emit those rays and when they don't they bleed and it shounds fleshy. Brutes just stand there and go berserk after you've shoot at them enough.
#282 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
Most if not all of the Brutes had shields, they were even tougher. And yeah, killing them is gonna sound and feel a bit different, they're a whole difference race. You can't just make them look aesthetically different and call it a day. No, it's not innovation unless they change everything about the enemy to make them different. I can understand the Elite bias, Elites are fucking awesome enemies, but not every enemy can be an Elite. Grunts, Jackles, and Hunters all have a different feel to them, because they're different enemies. That's why the combat system in Halo is so great. Variation is key. If you ask me, it sounds like you're just being picky.

And yes, they bled. Pic related. It's a brute after getting hit by a grenade in Halo 3.
User avatar #283 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I've actually written (when I worked for a magazine) 3 entire pages on why I felt Halo 3 was a completely subpar, mediocre at best game. Including talks about regenerating health, collectibles, the way the flood works and more. Funnyjunk has a character limit, so obviously I'm just gonna bring some of the points. I sitll maintaing Brutes have never been fun to fight, whilst grunts, jackals and hunters definitely are and Elites are what gave the Plasma/Bullet dichotomy it's meaning in the game that brutes took a way making half the arsenal useless. But whatevs, it's been 6 years and I still haven't finished that game 'cause it just bores me so much.
User avatar #285 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
Excuse me, I meant *second to the last level.

I think.

I dunno, it's been a while since I played it.
#284 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
Anyone with enough bias can pick apart something that they don't like and elaborate on it. If you thought Brutes were no fun to fight, then I suppose it's no surprise you wouldn't have liked 3 as much. But to say you haven't even beaten the game? Not even to see how the story ends? Or even for completions sake? And for petes sake, you might even find something else you liked about it by finishing it, I can't tell you how much I hear that if there's one thing people liked at all about 3 its the Scarab fights. Unfortunately its at the end on the last level, so to someone who doesn't want to invest the time or energy into a game series he supposedly loves to the point he quits halfway, it's too bad but you'll probably never experience it.
User avatar #286 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I got to the last level, the one full with snow. And I actually got to a couple of firefights in there. I just didn't care, I quit. No, I never cared about the story of Halo. I sort of cared in the first one, definitely didn't care in two or three. I actually kind of sort of cared in 4, but not by much.

I don't know if I already said this to you, but I absolutely adored the scarab fights. There are like 4 of them however. And they're surrounded by 8 hours of boring, dull, firefights in lifeless linear environments with weapons that feel like nerf guns against enemies that are no fun. To me the scarab fights are the only parts of the game when it comes alive, where it actually is a Halo game. I've praised them to no end, but the chore to get to them is too much. Even if I replayed all of them this instant, I'd get like 1 hour of content and there'd still be 9 hours I don't care for.
User avatar #287 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I enjoyed playing with nerf guns as a kid, just so you know.

But at any rate, to each his own, I suppose. Can't please everybody.

... But dude. You got that far and you just quit. It just boggles my mind. Didn't even bother to beat the game, I mean come on. To quit right before you finish, that's just disheartening to hear. Seriously.
#129 - I don't think you need me to point out how this is just not so… 12/16/2013 on New invention +1
#126 - Or OR OR CARRY THE FUCKING SNACK …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on New invention +1
User avatar #127 - fpsnoob (12/16/2013) [-]
You've never been at a party with a lot of people have you?
#129 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I don't think you need me to point out how this is just not something you'd bring to a party with a lot of people.

Please say you agree.

Pic unrelated.
#85 - Why am I not utterly ripped yet? 12/14/2013 on The frick frack 0
#197 - If people can choose to smoke, people can choose religion, too… 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais -1
#196 - I'm not implying that smoking is the only cancer, but I am abo… 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais 0
#192 - >smoking I beg to differ.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais +3
User avatar #195 - severepwner (12/12/2013) [-]
Implying that that's the only cancer, and that they still CHOSE to have lung cancer.
User avatar #196 - ninjaspartan (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm not implying that smoking is the only cancer, but I am about people choosing it. Smoking is a lifestyle. People can chose to start and quit just like they can chose to believe or not believe. It comes with the package, people know this, yet they still chose to smoke. Just like racialism and hateful stereotypes comes with believing in a religion. There are plenty of exceptions on both sides, too.
#191 - "As long as you're a decent person I will respect you&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais -4
User avatar #220 - gorgannan (12/12/2013) [-]
Gee, that sounds very non-Christian of you.
#216 - garymotherfingoak (12/12/2013) [-]
#210 - sunnyday (12/12/2013) [-]
"Who are you to determine my character based on my religious association?"

You do realize your entire comment was summarizing Atheists due to their religious association right? Saying all of us think we're in some sort of private sect of do-gooders? And we all think science is part of our belief? Fuck you sideways and call you gay, huh? I'd rather fuck you off and call you a hypocrite. Because you're doing exactly what you're bitching about.
#198 - hudge (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you're being mistreated, but blaming entire groups of people isn't going to solve your problems.

#176 - >you don't chose to get cancer >smoking … 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais +2
#173 - If you smoke, then you're basically choosing cancer. Fuck if y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais -2
User avatar #247 - mrdrpage (12/12/2013) [-]
With that logic, a slave being forced to work under a hot sun who develops Melanoma made the choice to get skin cancer.

The construction worker who was exposed to asbestos unknowingly during deconstruction of a decaying building CHOSE to get lung cancer.

You're fucking stupid. Don't reproduce.
#168 - And here I was thinking that the majority of athiest might not… 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais +2
#76 - "but i like dbz" -theiceknight … 12/12/2013 on How Jesus Was Actually... -2
#248 - 810 reporting in. 12/12/2013 on What's this? What's This? 0
#131 - >"People still play Dark Souls? I loved the game, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on You Dare Challenge ME? +1
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#13 - Plugs are better. And the tiny types, not the kind that stretc… 11/16/2013 on Gauge 0
#12 - Still is. 11/16/2013 on Gauge +14
#36 - Sometimes schools close due to windchills being close to freez…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Snowed in today +1
User avatar #67 - aahrg (11/16/2013) [-]
>close to freezing

i've had school on days where it's been -30 C

User avatar #166 - roflstorm (11/17/2013) [-]
Ive been so school in -43 windchill.
Nose was frostbitten and eyelashes froze
User avatar #194 - aahrg (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah, not sure what the windchill was for mine, but it's definitely been past -40 a few times
User avatar #195 - roflstorm (11/17/2013) [-]
I would not go to school in that shit
#47 - I'm 21 and my dog wouldn't even fuck her. Only adolescent kids…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on dirty miley +3
#79 - shepardbdead (11/16/2013) [-]
lol ok
#46 - Yay, good for you. 11/16/2013 on Poison 0
#133 - The customer is always right, so if we don't like it, then it … 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 0
#129 - My implications at the very beginning didn't imply whether or … 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 0
#99 - Oh no, watching kids become educated and well informed on impo… 11/09/2013 on Found this gem in my newsfeed 0
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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
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[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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