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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#137 - Since when was it disrespectful for a holiday to garner mass m…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) +3
#138 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
I love your poetic sense of describing reality.
I like you. I would like to add you to my hand-picked collection of interesting people called "friends".

#139 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
I personally find it more interesting how you abruptly derailed our potential debate for the strange idea that you find me interesting because of my allusion to a holiday as a fancy prostitute. I feel indifferent, but okay. This train is headed northwest, I suppose. Full steam ahead.
#141 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, I lost that argument.
And I was complimenting the execution of it.

So instead of acting butthurt, I just focused on the positives.
#142 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must not have meant what you said at all. As avid debater, I know I could have solidified and executed my points 10x better than I had before I posted it; it was honestly a half-assed contradiction. I don't consider people who want to debate a subject butt-hurt unless they argue "nu-uh" all day long. But its the thought that counts, I suppose, so thanks for the consideration.

Also you really need to expand your reaction pic folder.
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.
#134 - So do American's. 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#409 - You should do a part 2 of this survey to see how many people u… 10/28/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results 0
#169 - This was sad for NO REASON. WHY. 10/23/2014 on Feels? +1
#445 - **** , are we tired of Jedi and Sith already? I'd … 10/22/2014 on Drama wars 0
#175 - There hasn't been a single good Naruto game since Rise of a Ni… 09/30/2014 on Bitch got served 0
#221 - Well, its great that these fight female oppression from the IS… 09/23/2014 on Real feminists do exist 0
#213 - I dunno buddy, that made a **** ton more sense to… 09/23/2014 on Real feminists do exist +1
#145 - It goes without saying that comedy is a matter of preference. … 09/23/2014 on Is it for everyone or no one 0
#137 - Sudden News Flash! Sudden pauses and laugh tracks ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Is it for everyone or no one 0
User avatar #141 - teoanon (09/23/2014) [-]
''impact of the joke''
the joke has to be funny first, whether it was with or without the laugh tracks
User avatar #145 - ninjaspartan (09/23/2014) [-]
It goes without saying that comedy is a matter of preference. I thought Dane Cook was funny too. Sue me.
#133 - Breaking News: Quiet awkward pauses make things unfunny! …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Is it for everyone or no one 0
User avatar #135 - teoanon (09/23/2014) [-]
Breaking News: Forced laugh tracks and forced pauses are needed to make a show comical.
User avatar #137 - ninjaspartan (09/23/2014) [-]
Sudden News Flash!

Sudden pauses and laugh tracks are made to actually extend the generally short script of a laugh track TV show! Timing usually makes a difference on the impact of a joke, as all you critical thinkers know, be it the same joke or a different one altogether! Refer to "Modern Family" for a particularly similar brand of comedy with a differently timed impact.

This is Ninjaspartan, and I am your host for the evening. Goodnight everyone.
User avatar #141 - teoanon (09/23/2014) [-]
''impact of the joke''
the joke has to be funny first, whether it was with or without the laugh tracks
User avatar #145 - ninjaspartan (09/23/2014) [-]
It goes without saying that comedy is a matter of preference. I thought Dane Cook was funny too. Sue me.
#164 - >"When someone makes a joke you're insecure about"… 09/23/2014 on just some bullshit +1
#340 - Yeah, I think the point of the Fallout strip was that Fallout …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on game genie +2
#343 - atma (09/23/2014) [-]
oh, for some reason the fact that The Last Guardian only sold one copy off the shelf flew completely over my head, I need to not post so critically after I've just woken up
It seems to me like New Vegas is critically responded to better than 3, although the former definitely had a more "classic" plot that resonated with a grander audience. It also had a lot of hype built up for being the first 3D Fallout (after a long wait for a sequel), and the RPG/FPS combo was fairly unique and refreshing, at least to that large of a scope.
Makes more sense to me now though, thanks.
#98 - YOU NEED MORE THUMBS 09/13/2014 on Around the internet PART 9 +3
#137 - There was nothing soul crushing about the original at all. The… 09/07/2014 on 7 deadly sins, 7 saintly... 0
#135 - The Chinese characters I'll chalk down to opinion, but I hate …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on 7 deadly sins, 7 saintly... 0
#136 - IamPinhead (09/07/2014) [-]
Do you remember Ed giving up his alchemy because he made friends? That's the ending I mean. Again, I'm biased in favor of the original FMA because it was one of the first animes I watched all the way through. That might be why I view Brotherhood the way I do, but that's what I took from the ending. I will give Brotherhood that it wasn't soul crushing like the original.
User avatar #137 - ninjaspartan (09/07/2014) [-]
There was nothing soul crushing about the original at all. The gate of truth was presented as a dimensional gate as a medium for flip-flopping energy to explain the law of equivalent exchange. In the original and all Ed did was transfer his life, aka. "sacrifice," it, so that Al could live in the alchemy world and he would live in the non-alchemy world. One movie later and they were both living in the non-alchemy world. One movie after that and they both have their alchemy and their bodies in the alchemy world again living happily ever after. Ed still had friends there too. So what in Brotherhood he made sacrificing his alchemy okay because he had friends? How else is it supposed to be okay? Last I checked he was sacrificing it for his brother. There's nothing soul crushing about that, either, but it wasn't supposed to be since it was an equivalent exchange in Ed's favor since he saw it as a small sacrifice to make for his brother. Having friends was just the cherry on top, and paying attention to that and dismissing the value of such a great ending over the fact that Ed was still making a sacrifice and a very SMART one is... just not smart at all. Sorry it wasn't dark and brooding like you like things, but bleak and gloomy is not a quintessential ingredient to a good, let alone mature and well thought out ending.
#88 - So basically you preferred the filler drenched original over t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 7 deadly sins, 7 saintly... +1
#127 - IamPinhead (09/05/2014) [-]
I never read the manga, so I don't know. FMA was one of the first animes I ever watched to the end and I liked the departure from traditional fare (filler or no). That probably makes me biased and I can accept that, but I can't accept the 'friendship is alchemy' ending and the subplot with the Chinese girl and her panda.
User avatar #135 - ninjaspartan (09/06/2014) [-]
The Chinese characters I'll chalk down to opinion, but I hate to say it, bud, you and I did not watch the same FMA Brotherhood.
#136 - IamPinhead (09/07/2014) [-]
Do you remember Ed giving up his alchemy because he made friends? That's the ending I mean. Again, I'm biased in favor of the original FMA because it was one of the first animes I watched all the way through. That might be why I view Brotherhood the way I do, but that's what I took from the ending. I will give Brotherhood that it wasn't soul crushing like the original.
User avatar #137 - ninjaspartan (09/07/2014) [-]
There was nothing soul crushing about the original at all. The gate of truth was presented as a dimensional gate as a medium for flip-flopping energy to explain the law of equivalent exchange. In the original and all Ed did was transfer his life, aka. "sacrifice," it, so that Al could live in the alchemy world and he would live in the non-alchemy world. One movie later and they were both living in the non-alchemy world. One movie after that and they both have their alchemy and their bodies in the alchemy world again living happily ever after. Ed still had friends there too. So what in Brotherhood he made sacrificing his alchemy okay because he had friends? How else is it supposed to be okay? Last I checked he was sacrificing it for his brother. There's nothing soul crushing about that, either, but it wasn't supposed to be since it was an equivalent exchange in Ed's favor since he saw it as a small sacrifice to make for his brother. Having friends was just the cherry on top, and paying attention to that and dismissing the value of such a great ending over the fact that Ed was still making a sacrifice and a very SMART one is... just not smart at all. Sorry it wasn't dark and brooding like you like things, but bleak and gloomy is not a quintessential ingredient to a good, let alone mature and well thought out ending.
#115 - No one said they're metal. Like no one ever. 09/04/2014 on Facebook kids +11
#222 - Pewdiepie deserves a hell of a lot more respect than he gets h…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Filthy Frank with PewDiePie +1
#233 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
His gf is pretty hot too
#218 - Good for yoooooooooouuuuuu. 09/01/2014 on Filthy Frank with PewDiePie 0
#216 - Evidence that basically, if you have fans, you're a faggot. Yo… 09/01/2014 on Filthy Frank with PewDiePie 0
#98 - You'd be surprised. 08/24/2014 on A moment of Prayer +1
#85 - First you gotta learn not to be twelve. 08/19/2014 on porn always finds a way +1
#114 - Well, 1500+ people thought it was.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Thug Life 0
User avatar #142 - psykobear (08/20/2014) [-]
Anons don't count, they're like sheep. Some people also just thumb because it is OC originating on FJ.
#112 - Comment deleted 08/19/2014 on Thug Life 0
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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
User avatar #3 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
User avatar #1 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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