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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#48 - Yeah, they also have "lol" in the dictionary now as …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on Mirror's Edge +4
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#50 - wootsauce (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh FFS... sigh
#44 - Wow, amazing. I now have no use for the word "figurativel…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Mirror's Edge +18
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#47 - frutus (06/18/2016) [-]
Call me crazy, but I'm right on this one.
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#49 - ninjaspartan (06/18/2016) [-]
>>#48
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#51 - frutus (06/18/2016) [-]
Does it make me wrong?
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#52 - ninjaspartan (06/18/2016) [-]
Well, I mean, if Webster is no longer the final word on the English language...
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#53 - frutus (06/18/2016) [-]
Touché. I admit I may be wrong, but I don't care enough about this issue so I'm gonna stop replying.
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#55 - hanabro (06/18/2016) [-]
I mean, you're right. It's just that people don't LIKE that you're right.

"Literally Literally means Literally, except when Literally means Literally" is a grammatically correct sentence in this language now.
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#58 - ninjaspartan (06/18/2016) [-]
Nah, I just don't like the fact that people are looking to Webster to prove that they're right.
#162 - You say that, but you also have to think about how there's no … 06/15/2016 on Hillary Gun Logic 101 0
#161 - Well then let me respond in kind. Since when has Amer… 06/15/2016 on Hillary Gun Logic 101 0
#158 - I agree with this individual for agreeing with me and for…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2016 on Hillary Gun Logic 101 0
#159 - lgninjaleetful (06/15/2016) [-]
aww, you
#152 - I agree with this man right here. Mainly because…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Hillary Gun Logic 101 +2
#154 - lgninjaleetful (06/15/2016) [-]
i agree with this man right here.

Mainly because he is sexy and right
#158 - ninjaspartan (06/15/2016) [-]
I agree with this individual for agreeing with me and for being sexy.
#159 - lgninjaleetful (06/15/2016) [-]
aww, you
#338 - "I don't hate Germans, I hate Nazi's." That… 06/14/2016 on All is not lost... +8
#270 - Thanks man. As far as she goes, she's said in several occasion…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2016 on and no hover hand +1
#281 - lalajlalaj (06/09/2016) [-]
You're most welcome. When the night is darkest, it's hard to remember that light will come eventually. I can't predict the future, but I'm almost certain you'll find someone eventually who will make you forget all the hurt of this broken relationship and you will experience things that will surpass what you've experienced so far. Also, while I'm quite busy and travelling a lot these days, if you should need further help or just wanna chat about this, PM me (no pressure though at all, just if you feel like you wanna talk). Good luck and stay strong, you're a good man.
#255 - You're a better man than me by far. I'm two months out of a on…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2016 on and no hover hand +2
#269 - lalajlalaj (06/09/2016) [-]
Sorry to hear about the divorce, I know how that hurts.

You might need some time to move on, it's all right, you need to process stuff. It's likely that eventually you'll come to the conclusion that the current situation is hurting you more than it's worth and that the girl isn't as special a person as you might have thought. It's less then a month and she's happy to give herself to somebody else and at the same time she didn't even have the guts to properly break up with you. She knows you're still in love with her, yet she doesn't mind that you're hurting inside since she still want the 2 of you to keep meeting.

I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but for me, the key was to stop meeting and act like nothing happened. I wasn't angry, but something did happen and I was now in a position of daily emotional torture. I didn't owe it to her to remain besties or even just friends. Just like she dumped me and she expected it to be OK, I quit our friendship. No hard feelings, no hatred, it just wasn't the right thing for me anymore. I didn't care anymore what it looked like from the outside. To some I might have looked like butthurt, an asshole or whatever, but I knew there was nothing good in this anymore for me and I didn't owe it to anybody to stay in something that hurts me, without any chance of it getting better. Maybe your path will be different. One thing that might be good though would be getting some distance, at least temporary, so that you can think more clearly. Just a thought.

Fast-forward 10+ years - I'm married, the guy she dated after me is married, the next guy she dated is married. She made a habit of dating guys, dropping them and keeping them as "good friends". She's still single. Pretty extreme case I guess. Back then, I didn't see the signs of who she really was. I know your friend might not be like this. My point is, I was blinded by emotions. I idealized her. But you can do it man, you can do better then I did. Even if you don't, you're still a valuable person with great potential. I'm certain in time you'll do what's right for you. I just wish I could save you the pain I once knew. But I guess there's also a good lesson in this situation and the good thing is, this kind of pain is temporary, even if it might not seem that way right now. Be strong my man, you can get through it, like a champ.
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#270 - ninjaspartan (06/09/2016) [-]
Thanks man. As far as she goes, she's said in several occasions that she feels guilty about it. But that's the most painful part--its pretty much just pity if she doesn't regret her decision. And apparently she doesn't. So yeah, I don't need that of mockery. It's high time to move on already. It might just be for the best to quit being friends altogether, like you said. It hurts to know I literally won't find the same kind of relationship full of deep connections and mutual firsts to give, and even more so now that I know it's lost forever, but it was probably meant to fall apart eventually anyways. And I bet I can find another kind of happiness somewhere else, maybe just as good. Thanks for the words of wisdom.
#281 - lalajlalaj (06/09/2016) [-]
You're most welcome. When the night is darkest, it's hard to remember that light will come eventually. I can't predict the future, but I'm almost certain you'll find someone eventually who will make you forget all the hurt of this broken relationship and you will experience things that will surpass what you've experienced so far. Also, while I'm quite busy and travelling a lot these days, if you should need further help or just wanna chat about this, PM me (no pressure though at all, just if you feel like you wanna talk). Good luck and stay strong, you're a good man.
#54 - Mmmm... How does abs on a fat guy work? 05/21/2016 on Anon doesn't like fat chicks +2