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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#6 - Today I learned that dubstep is actually a culinary tool for p… 11/24/2014 on This is so evil -1
#104 - Picture 11/12/2014 on One Direction 0
#27 - This ****** roll. 11/12/2014 on Good Luck in Your New Job! -1
#147 - Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo. 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#142 - Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must no…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.
#139 - I personally find it more interesting how you abruptly deraile…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) +1
#141 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, I lost that argument.
And I was complimenting the execution of it.

So instead of acting butthurt, I just focused on the positives.
#142 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must not have meant what you said at all. As avid debater, I know I could have solidified and executed my points 10x better than I had before I posted it; it was honestly a half-assed contradiction. I don't consider people who want to debate a subject butt-hurt unless they argue "nu-uh" all day long. But its the thought that counts, I suppose, so thanks for the consideration.

Also you really need to expand your reaction pic folder.
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.
#137 - Since when was it disrespectful for a holiday to garner mass m…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) +3
#138 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
I love your poetic sense of describing reality.
I like you. I would like to add you to my hand-picked collection of interesting people called "friends".

#139 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
I personally find it more interesting how you abruptly derailed our potential debate for the strange idea that you find me interesting because of my allusion to a holiday as a fancy prostitute. I feel indifferent, but okay. This train is headed northwest, I suppose. Full steam ahead.
#141 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, I lost that argument.
And I was complimenting the execution of it.

So instead of acting butthurt, I just focused on the positives.
#142 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must not have meant what you said at all. As avid debater, I know I could have solidified and executed my points 10x better than I had before I posted it; it was honestly a half-assed contradiction. I don't consider people who want to debate a subject butt-hurt unless they argue "nu-uh" all day long. But its the thought that counts, I suppose, so thanks for the consideration.

Also you really need to expand your reaction pic folder.
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.
#134 - So do American's. 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#409 - You should do a part 2 of this survey to see how many people u… 10/28/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results 0
#169 - This was sad for NO REASON. WHY. 10/23/2014 on Feels? +1

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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
User avatar #3 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
http://www(dot) [url deleted]
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
User avatar #1 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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