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Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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...100 mph train vs a single big bulky old man? Are you fucking kidding me? That old man wouldn't have slowed down the train ever a micro second. The only thing that would happen if you threw the old man in front of the train is you would be killing an old man.
In that situation there's no way to know for sure that the train will crash, if there's people at the other station, OR if any of them will even die because of it.
Wanna know what you would know for certain? You would know for certain you would be killing an old man, that would be the only certainty.
But okay, assuming I DID know these things wanna know what I would do? Evacuate the people in THIS station, yes including the old man, Go up to whomever is in char of this station, inform them that train MAY crash at the next station, so they should call ahead to have someone at THAT station evacuate the people there. As is the fucking proper, sane, reaction.
Anyone who's ever seen a person die from lying on a train track should damn well know, trains do not give a SINGLE fuck about human matter, several tons of metal and plastic going 100mph... shit if I hastily built a sand bag wall that was 20 large people thick and as high as the train, I STILL might not have enough stopping power, on person definitely gonna do shit.
In conclusion, The end result of you either pushing the old man or saving him only affects whether the old man dies.
So your question is essentially "A train is crashing and people are gonna die either way if you do nothing, so do you want to kill an old man OR do you want to save the old man, keeping in mind either way the train will still crash"
I think I'll save the old man motherfucker, what happens when the train crashed is off my conscious, nothing I could have done at the time would have affected it in a meaningful way.
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