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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

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#116 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
she has a dick. SHE HAS A DICK. You still like the idea of a girl with a dick, no matter how you try to justify it.
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User avatar #127 - jokexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
Because everyone on this page spelled my name wrong

although I did explain this joke in a different comment on this content
#135 - binuclear (03/29/2015) [-]
oh sorry
#220 - Herd mentality is only relative for vaxes that are important t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
User avatar #247 - cumbersome (03/26/2015) [-]
Fine, but that's not what you expressed, or at least not very clearly
#215 - No, I'm just against paying for what I don't need. If the meas…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
User avatar #228 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
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#137 - It's the subconscious message that this topic is sending. Brin…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
User avatar #248 - lolollo (03/26/2015) [-]
Its a little hard to take that argument when the reason for the lack of said diseases is the fact that vaccines have been keeping them in check. We don't let up on punishments for a crime because "no ones committing the crime anymore!" Because you'll suddenly have an outburst of that crime, because the punishment was regulating whether people wanted to do it or not.
User avatar #208 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
wait arya just against the flu vax shit, not shit like the measles/polio etc?
User avatar #215 - ninjaspartan (03/26/2015) [-]
No, I'm just against paying for what I don't need. If the measles are contained in California, then I'm not getting a vax for it until it finds its way out. I'm also against discussing this topic as if it's important. People don't get vaccines for very good reasons, and more than just that they arent eligible.
User avatar #228 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
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#136 - Sorry, not anon. Blue name. Anyways, it was an example. 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
#135 - Comment deleted 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
#134 - You missed my point entirely. 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
#120 - Well, "just in case" I get malaria right here in the…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic -3
User avatar #188 - cumbersome (03/25/2015) [-]
TL;DR: you are benefiting indirectly from mass vaccination, and then using that as a reason not to get vaccinated. You are being a big silly, ya big silly.
User avatar #184 - cumbersome (03/25/2015) [-]
"Sorry for pushing my radical opinions which in the end are misguided, I'm just getting really tired of people pointing out that I'm being stupid, because I refuse to consider that maybe I AM actually being stupid"

Dude, like many other commenters have said: herd immunity. When everybody gets vaccinated, that leaves a very small pocket of people still vulnerable to the disease. It may seem stupid to you, because you haven't gotten it. Well the reason may very well be that you haven't been exposed to it, because everyone else around you is immunized against it, and thus makes it harder for the disease to spread to you. And the argument that some of the diseases won't kill you unless you are weak is pretty shit in this context actually, because the whole point of everybody getting it anyways is to limit the spread of the disease to those who would die. YOU may not die from getting whooping cough, but a baby might. And if YOU don't get vaccinated, and get the disease, you could pass it on to a baby that may then very well die from it.
User avatar #220 - ninjaspartan (03/26/2015) [-]
Herd mentality is only relative for vaxes that are important to get at the time they need to be taken. You somehow have this idea that I'm against vaxes when I'm not. I just don't buy what I don't need if I don't need it at the time. Measles in California? If the vax they passed out there works, then why do I need to buy one here?

If they passed vaxes out for free Id take every one of them.
User avatar #247 - cumbersome (03/26/2015) [-]
Fine, but that's not what you expressed, or at least not very clearly
#128 - romagnum (03/25/2015) [-]
Malaria isn't covered by those vaccines. You only get it when you go to countries with malaria.
User avatar #136 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, not anon. Blue name.

Anyways, it was an example.
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User avatar #127 - lolollo (03/25/2015) [-]
No one's saying people are idiots for not vaccinating either, people are saying other people are idiots for not vaccinating against some extremely potent, yet preventable diseases because "OMG AUTISM BECAUSE INTERNET!" If you don't want to get vaccinated because you don't feel you need it, I hope "I don't need it" is not only true, but backed by logical thinking, but then that's just fine. I don't get the flu shot whenever it pops up every flu season, and that's because I typically don't need it. I either get it a couple weeks before the vaccine is available anyway, or I end up sick with it without even noticing ("I feel a bit funny, maybe I'm getting sick..." Next day: "I don't feel all that different..." Next day: "Ok I guess it's gone now...") That's been going on the last 5-6 years, so I feel fairly justified in not getting the flu vaccine.

However, someone tells me to get a meningitis vaccine, I'm not going to throw a fit because "sudden onset autism" or "I'm healthy like bull, don't need!" I just get the fucking meningitis vaccine.
User avatar #137 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
It's the subconscious message that this topic is sending. Bringing that up, you're eventaully gonna be bagged on for not getting the flu vax when everyone is getting it. The fact that this is becoming such a big topic right now when there's no major diseases going around (as far as I know) is unnecessary and stupid. All it's doing is putting the idea that "vaccines are good and no vaccines are bad" into the head of every ignorant sheep that thinks he's being educated on the right thing.

But seriously. Peanut allergies. Let's get a vax for that.
User avatar #248 - lolollo (03/26/2015) [-]
Its a little hard to take that argument when the reason for the lack of said diseases is the fact that vaccines have been keeping them in check. We don't let up on punishments for a crime because "no ones committing the crime anymore!" Because you'll suddenly have an outburst of that crime, because the punishment was regulating whether people wanted to do it or not.
User avatar #208 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
wait arya just against the flu vax shit, not shit like the measles/polio etc?
User avatar #215 - ninjaspartan (03/26/2015) [-]
No, I'm just against paying for what I don't need. If the measles are contained in California, then I'm not getting a vax for it until it finds its way out. I'm also against discussing this topic as if it's important. People don't get vaccines for very good reasons, and more than just that they arent eligible.
User avatar #228 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
ahk
#112 - Unpopular opinion time: I've never had a a vax before…  [+] (24 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic -3
#242 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
You are uninformed historically, politically, and economically if you are arrogant enough to think that a world-wide movement to prevent disease is simply a plot to boost the healthcare system of your specific country.
#196 - noschool (03/25/2015) [-]
even disregarding herd immunity, the only reason 1st world countries don't face high levels of disease is because we continue to use vaccines, if we stopped then after some time we'd be just a susceptible to epidemics as the third world. the economic aspects may be questionable but the vaccines are just something you have to keep doing in a globalized world, its like putting oil in your car, if one day you stop the car will work for a while just like normal but eventually it will degrade and stop running.
User avatar #162 - hybredmoon (03/25/2015) [-]
Herd immunity. Google it.
#160 - trickytrickster (03/25/2015) [-]
Is called herd immunity. I suggest you look it up. Sure measles isn't dangerous, but polio is. That still is out there in the world, and if it got into a pocket of unvaccinated people, it would do a lot of damage. The flu vaccine saves thousands of lives every year, even if you've never gotten it. The world is bigger than just you.
#154 - nanahara (03/25/2015) [-]
You dont get it... The reason you can even sit here today and tell us how healthy you've been without vaccines, IS DUE TO VACCINES. if you lived 50 years ago, you would be shitting your pants over horrible disease you could easily contract without a cure.

The whole point is that you have to keep vaccinating everyone to keep these diseases at bay, and hopefully eradicated. The chain is as weak as its weakest link, it's the same way with our herd immunity. And you see proof of this with recent measles breakouts in light of anti vaccination movements. And just because you dont get out of your fucking house doesnt mean other people around the world dont move around. people can bring disease from other countries, so it doesn't really make you safe to be anywhere.

I hope the peanut allergy part was a joke, cause if you're serious you have no basic understanding of the human body, its immune system, pathogens or allergens. you should not have an opinion about this. i would give you a darwin award, but unfortunately you actions will affect some poor chump who didn't have the luxury of being elagable for vaccination
#139 - piraterobins (03/25/2015) [-]
SHORT STORY

"I didn't take a vac but I know they dont cause autism because I was always an autist."
<3
User avatar #131 - tomowrath (03/25/2015) [-]
Like how everyone is losing their fucking shit in California over the measles.
Unless you have literally no immune system, you WILL NOT die.
User avatar #122 - lolollo (03/25/2015) [-]
"It was easy for me to get in shape, therefore it should be just as easy for everyone else!"
"I was able to get an A on that exam by simply skimming the material the night before! How did you fail?!"
"My Dad gave me a job with his company right when I turned 18, how could it be hard for people to get a job?!"
-Your Logic
#134 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
You missed my point entirely.
User avatar #114 - romanprinsonerr (03/25/2015) [-]
Vaccines are a more of a "just in case" sort of thing so our population doesn't die from infectious diseases, sure you may not of gotten very sick but that is because diseases cant spread as a fast as they used too
User avatar #120 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
Well, "just in case" I get malaria right here in the middle of my suburban hometown in the middle of the US, I'd better go use my new healthcare plan to afford that $150 dollar vax, huh? Or maybe I can just buy it out of pocket if I REALLY need it.

This idea that people are stupid unless they vaccinate as much as they can is the most manipulative mass media message I've run across in a long time. No one had anything against getting the basic vax before all this. I didn't even have anything against the idea of vaccinating myself before this subconscious liberal agenda snuck it's way onto my laptop screen. But hey, who knows? We are letting a whole crapload of immigrants across the boarder now. Maybe we really DO need all these super expensive vaccinations now, and when the immigrants vote another democrat into office as thanks he can stand on top of a podium in front of people who they've allowed to be infected and say "I told you so."

... I know I sound extreme, but I'm getting really tired of hearing about this topic and being made to feel stupid for not being vaccinated.
User avatar #188 - cumbersome (03/25/2015) [-]
TL;DR: you are benefiting indirectly from mass vaccination, and then using that as a reason not to get vaccinated. You are being a big silly, ya big silly.
User avatar #184 - cumbersome (03/25/2015) [-]
"Sorry for pushing my radical opinions which in the end are misguided, I'm just getting really tired of people pointing out that I'm being stupid, because I refuse to consider that maybe I AM actually being stupid"

Dude, like many other commenters have said: herd immunity. When everybody gets vaccinated, that leaves a very small pocket of people still vulnerable to the disease. It may seem stupid to you, because you haven't gotten it. Well the reason may very well be that you haven't been exposed to it, because everyone else around you is immunized against it, and thus makes it harder for the disease to spread to you. And the argument that some of the diseases won't kill you unless you are weak is pretty shit in this context actually, because the whole point of everybody getting it anyways is to limit the spread of the disease to those who would die. YOU may not die from getting whooping cough, but a baby might. And if YOU don't get vaccinated, and get the disease, you could pass it on to a baby that may then very well die from it.
User avatar #220 - ninjaspartan (03/26/2015) [-]
Herd mentality is only relative for vaxes that are important to get at the time they need to be taken. You somehow have this idea that I'm against vaxes when I'm not. I just don't buy what I don't need if I don't need it at the time. Measles in California? If the vax they passed out there works, then why do I need to buy one here?

If they passed vaxes out for free Id take every one of them.
User avatar #247 - cumbersome (03/26/2015) [-]
Fine, but that's not what you expressed, or at least not very clearly
#128 - romagnum (03/25/2015) [-]
Malaria isn't covered by those vaccines. You only get it when you go to countries with malaria.
User avatar #136 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, not anon. Blue name.

Anyways, it was an example.
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User avatar #127 - lolollo (03/25/2015) [-]
No one's saying people are idiots for not vaccinating either, people are saying other people are idiots for not vaccinating against some extremely potent, yet preventable diseases because "OMG AUTISM BECAUSE INTERNET!" If you don't want to get vaccinated because you don't feel you need it, I hope "I don't need it" is not only true, but backed by logical thinking, but then that's just fine. I don't get the flu shot whenever it pops up every flu season, and that's because I typically don't need it. I either get it a couple weeks before the vaccine is available anyway, or I end up sick with it without even noticing ("I feel a bit funny, maybe I'm getting sick..." Next day: "I don't feel all that different..." Next day: "Ok I guess it's gone now...") That's been going on the last 5-6 years, so I feel fairly justified in not getting the flu vaccine.

However, someone tells me to get a meningitis vaccine, I'm not going to throw a fit because "sudden onset autism" or "I'm healthy like bull, don't need!" I just get the fucking meningitis vaccine.
User avatar #137 - ninjaspartan (03/25/2015) [-]
It's the subconscious message that this topic is sending. Bringing that up, you're eventaully gonna be bagged on for not getting the flu vax when everyone is getting it. The fact that this is becoming such a big topic right now when there's no major diseases going around (as far as I know) is unnecessary and stupid. All it's doing is putting the idea that "vaccines are good and no vaccines are bad" into the head of every ignorant sheep that thinks he's being educated on the right thing.

But seriously. Peanut allergies. Let's get a vax for that.
User avatar #248 - lolollo (03/26/2015) [-]
Its a little hard to take that argument when the reason for the lack of said diseases is the fact that vaccines have been keeping them in check. We don't let up on punishments for a crime because "no ones committing the crime anymore!" Because you'll suddenly have an outburst of that crime, because the punishment was regulating whether people wanted to do it or not.
User avatar #208 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
wait arya just against the flu vax shit, not shit like the measles/polio etc?
User avatar #215 - ninjaspartan (03/26/2015) [-]
No, I'm just against paying for what I don't need. If the measles are contained in California, then I'm not getting a vax for it until it finds its way out. I'm also against discussing this topic as if it's important. People don't get vaccines for very good reasons, and more than just that they arent eligible.
User avatar #228 - zenler (03/26/2015) [-]
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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
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Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
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Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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