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#211 - *roll 3* 07/02/2015 on dat url 0
#302 - See, you don't know. My testicles were fused with my twin brot… 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#248 - How do you think conjoined twins feel?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#298 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
You're really comparing a life saving procedure to an unnecessary cosmetic surgery? You are an idiot and I am done with you. Apparently all of your brains were in your foreskin.
#302 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2015) [-]
See, you don't know. My testicles were fused with my twin brothers forehead at birth. That's a friendship you just wouldn't understand.
#247 - I was comparing the umbilical cord to the danger of a foreskin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#264 - myjunk (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm from Europe and you gotta realize that routine infant circumcision only takes place in muslim countries (and parts of africa). And in Jewish countries like the USA - and even here is it (thankfully) declining.
My upbringing circumstances were not "very unique" in that aspect.
My friends don't even know about my dick and my opinions on the matter are not formed by them. I study fucking medicine and learned about anatomy and physiology of the genitals. And it drives me up the wall that people like you who have no clue about the matter defend the idea that vigorously and deny all of the facts.
You keep repeating your same point but I'll keep repeating that it's wrong. Your examples have nothing to do with circumcision. What tf do you know about the risks of umbilical cord cutting?
Complication rate of circumcision in the us is 3% and range from eg. skin bridges, urethral fistulas, meatal stenosis, infections and in some cases necrosis of the glans or even death of the patient. Are you willing to risk that for the unneccesarry removal of a perfectly healthy organ? Against the will of the patient? The practice should be outlawed to be honest.
And that's not even taking into account the adverse effects, that always happen - that you probably don't even know about if you never had a foreskin (at least while beeing old enough to remember or to try it out)
" no one is ever born with a cleft lip" WTF are you talking about?
It's a birth defect and has functional and aesthetic disadvantages.
The example you brought up is total bogus. The scenario you are describing had to go like this: Everybody is born with a closed upper lip but in some countries parents decide to split them after birth because "we've always done this" "it looks better" "god told us to" and "oral hygiene is easier". And they keept defending the ideas as necsessary, harmless, etc.

Foreskin is only either a religious or a fashion choice and you should not force that upon a child.
And there is NO medical indication (necessity) for foreskin removal at birth.
A few diseases and malformation make it necessary but in most cases where it is performed you could first try topical steroid, dilatation or eg in case of phimosis there are techniques that keep the foreskin.

"Eighteen years of not caring" That's because for many people it only becomes relevant when they start having sex. And they will never know what they missed by not having a foreskin. They just have no comparison. Many men even never realize that they lack something because they were never told about the surgery and (like you?) are brought up with the idea that it's normal.
#244 - Yeah, when you're a kid that's kinda the thing--you don't enti…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#246 - myjunk (07/02/2015) [-]
I lived in a world where routine infant genital mutilation was not common practice.
Yet still I was circumcised - so I was the freak.
Circumcision is not as harmless as you like to portrait it.
And you have to cut the umbilical cord - it's something mother nature or depening on your world view: god or evolution intended to fall off.
Those are not at all comparable
Having surgery on a cleft lip is patching up a birth defect that made you look different than anybody else. Cutting the foreskin is removing a perfectly healthy organ without any need for it. Those are not at all comparable.

Just because you don't give a fuck don't think it's not important for other people.
There are plenty of men in the usa and other parts of the world that have a hard time accepting what has been done to them without ever beeing asked and seek to restore their integrity.
User avatar #247 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2015) [-]
I was comparing the umbilical cord to the danger of a foreskin removal, which is equally if not more dangerous for the manual removal. And respectfully I was comparing cleft lip surgery to the necessity of foreskin removal at birth, which is still somewhat uneven but still plenty comparable, since situationally a child can grow up healthy with a cleft lip and get it fixed later, but no other kids he'll ever know has a cleft lip. The only difference is that no one is ever born with a cleft lip. Imagine if we were though? Would it be mutilation to change what was so natural? Just because everyone would have it? They are both contextually comparable.

And honestly, while I'm not sure what the ratio of circumcised to uncircumcised is now a day, I can safely bet that your growing circumstances were very unique, and probably because you had a lot of friends who already felt strongly against circumcised dicks. I can't imagine a reason aside from wishful thinking and easily impressionable thoughts that a circumcised man would ever be angry at having been circumcised, and I haven't had an answer yet. Who would be angry at their parents for something that happened that long ago??? Eighteen years of not caring to all of a sudden care... I don't see it.
#264 - myjunk (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm from Europe and you gotta realize that routine infant circumcision only takes place in muslim countries (and parts of africa). And in Jewish countries like the USA - and even here is it (thankfully) declining.
My upbringing circumstances were not "very unique" in that aspect.
My friends don't even know about my dick and my opinions on the matter are not formed by them. I study fucking medicine and learned about anatomy and physiology of the genitals. And it drives me up the wall that people like you who have no clue about the matter defend the idea that vigorously and deny all of the facts.
You keep repeating your same point but I'll keep repeating that it's wrong. Your examples have nothing to do with circumcision. What tf do you know about the risks of umbilical cord cutting?
Complication rate of circumcision in the us is 3% and range from eg. skin bridges, urethral fistulas, meatal stenosis, infections and in some cases necrosis of the glans or even death of the patient. Are you willing to risk that for the unneccesarry removal of a perfectly healthy organ? Against the will of the patient? The practice should be outlawed to be honest.
And that's not even taking into account the adverse effects, that always happen - that you probably don't even know about if you never had a foreskin (at least while beeing old enough to remember or to try it out)
" no one is ever born with a cleft lip" WTF are you talking about?
It's a birth defect and has functional and aesthetic disadvantages.
The example you brought up is total bogus. The scenario you are describing had to go like this: Everybody is born with a closed upper lip but in some countries parents decide to split them after birth because "we've always done this" "it looks better" "god told us to" and "oral hygiene is easier". And they keept defending the ideas as necsessary, harmless, etc.

Foreskin is only either a religious or a fashion choice and you should not force that upon a child.
And there is NO medical indication (necessity) for foreskin removal at birth.
A few diseases and malformation make it necessary but in most cases where it is performed you could first try topical steroid, dilatation or eg in case of phimosis there are techniques that keep the foreskin.

"Eighteen years of not caring" That's because for many people it only becomes relevant when they start having sex. And they will never know what they missed by not having a foreskin. They just have no comparison. Many men even never realize that they lack something because they were never told about the surgery and (like you?) are brought up with the idea that it's normal.
#236 - Apparently a lot of people would, being that the more importan… 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 +1
#233 - Except that it's not general mutilation and my dick works perf…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#245 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
Oh yes, someone cutting off pieces of your body, that's just fine and dandy that is.
User avatar #248 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2015) [-]
How do you think conjoined twins feel?
#298 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
You're really comparing a life saving procedure to an unnecessary cosmetic surgery? You are an idiot and I am done with you. Apparently all of your brains were in your foreskin.
#302 - ninjaspartan (07/02/2015) [-]
See, you don't know. My testicles were fused with my twin brothers forehead at birth. That's a friendship you just wouldn't understand.
#232 - Don't even pay attention to the penis, you don't even know if … 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#230 - Why? Are you that upset that you didn't have a choice when you… 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0
#226 - No, not when they get too old to remember it. But that's legit… 07/02/2015 on Effects of Feminism 666 0

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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
User avatar #1 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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