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ninjaspartan

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
Location:on a boat
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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#82 - Nah, not hurt, already learned my lesson. Some skank that used… 4 hours ago on Dorkly comin 0
#73 - Superior choice my ass. You accept any girls confession and al…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Dorkly comin 0
#80 - lkszangs (5 hours ago) [-]
Who hurted you fam?
#82 - ninjaspartan (4 hours ago) [-]
Nah, not hurt, already learned my lesson. Some skank that used to be my best friend for over a decade was in a relationship with me until about six months ago when she admitted to not being in love with me anymore. I mutually agreed to breaking up without hesitation since she did nothing but doubt our relationship since the beginning. Unfortunately for me I still had continuously strongly growing feelings for her even after the break up with her, yet within less than a month she found a new guy. I admitted to being jealous, so she played the cut-off game with me, and that fucked me up. So I deconstructed everything about her that was a part of me and learned to live without her. But just recently I was told that she was on her third boyfriend after me. Within like six months.

So like. Fuck that. The girl that said I saved her life and waited ten years to confess her love to me and be each other's first everything is dead now. I'm much more content channeling my frustrations through image websites and warning other men of the dangers of conspicuous fictional cartoon characters.
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#74 - nsfwlurkmore (6 hours ago) [-]
Dude are you okay?
#180 - Well honestly, we can call the dead as retarded as we want, do… 08/21/2016 on Let it RIP +1
#116 - Jesus, cool it with that fire 08/21/2016 on yo mamma jokes +1
#127 - >twenty one pilots >usher-Sam smith >underwhe…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2016 on The one where DC fans get... -1
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#134 - barsaka (08/18/2016) [-]
why cant everyone be just whelmed.
#41 - Oh. 08/18/2016 on an oldie but...here. +3
#39 - ***** that ***** 90's  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2016 on an oldie but...here. 0
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#40 - gavnthsociopth (08/18/2016) [-]
I meant the gmod Shrek video.
#41 - ninjaspartan (08/18/2016) [-]
Oh.

#29 - One is bigger than the other  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2016 on When your home improvement... 0
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#34 - Nihatclodra (08/17/2016) [-]
just like real boobs...
#31 - misterred (08/17/2016) [-]
#31 - I worked at my pops shop for two years, waiting for it to get …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on the best 0
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#33 - rulebysecrecy (08/17/2016) [-]
Buy into the expansion with whatever you can save a good chunk and make an investment into it. Learn some management skills if you want to take over. If not then work your job and take you're percentage of the business. That'll show him
#30 - Whoops, wrong comment. 08/17/2016 on the best 0

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