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Date Signed Up:2/12/2011
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    For real? For real?
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    How I feel when I have a crush/boyfriend How I feel when I have a...
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#53 - I love these comics <3 (your picture) 02/20/2012 on Mfw +1
#90 - Wonderful. I take spanish, not german. In IF class my… 02/12/2012 on German Bronies +3
#88 - There's a german teacher at my school who's name is Frau.. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2012 on German Bronies +2
#120 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
I take French, and we all call our teacher 'Madame'.
Same concept, basicallyOH PEEis calling his teacher "Miss/Mrs."

#110 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Frau means 'Miss" in german.
German Students, like myself, are just to lazy to say the entire name.
Ex. Frau Hoffman, ...(random german)...
or
Frau, ...(random german)...
The name really makes no sense, but, oh well, lol
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#89 - idkwhattoputasname (02/12/2012) [-]
frau means 'woman' in german
User avatar #90 - ninjakittymonkey (02/12/2012) [-]
Wonderful.
I take spanish, not german.
In IF class my friend always calls her Frau so i assumed,
goddammit.
#172 - DID HE MAKE IT OFF OKAY?!? I'm not goi… 02/09/2012 on Scared of Heights +7
#884 - Lolwat how? You do understand that there is no way on eart… 02/07/2012 on For real? -2
#64 - I'm swell, and yourself. Also, nope.jpg 02/07/2012 on ninjakittymonkey's profile 0
#57 - no, i get them a lot. but i also get insults a lot. th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2012 on ninjakittymonkey's profile 0
User avatar #59 - likeoneninja (02/02/2012) [-]
finally someone else who doesnt give a shit about wat ppl say or think. u noe the best feeling is wen ppl try to talk shit to u and u just tell them off, the look on their face is priceless.
User avatar #62 - prospector (02/02/2012) [-]
Does it matter if i like trains at all?
#54 - bahahah xD 02/01/2012 on ninjakittymonkey's profile 0
#52 - heheh woman logic. i don't abide by that very well.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2012 on ninjakittymonkey's profile 0
User avatar #53 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
well obviously that other girl in the picture does and the first thing that came to mind is she should meet my ex id think theyd get along just fine
User avatar #54 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
bahahah xD
#51 - Indeed. :3 02/01/2012 on ninjakittymonkey's profile 0
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User avatar #61 - janderp (02/02/2012) [-]
I saw your post and you are so ******* cute, so I´m going to post everyday here till you give me boobs.
So, how are you?
User avatar #64 to #61 - ninjakittymonkey (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm swell,
and yourself.
Also, nope.jpg
User avatar #37 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
lol i noticed how much attention ur getting for that post and im trying to become a little more active in the fj community when i saw linkalicious i laughed cuz he told me that once... in the desc it points out that u were calling her out for doing a duck face we tend to call people out on here for that but now ur getting haters because u posted the reaction ha
User avatar #38 to #37 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
i got ur back if u need it cuz this is kinda fun watch the hate for hating on a duckface and yes that sounds creepy but i really hate history homework
User avatar #39 to #38 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
Thanks bro :3
it's alright, they arent even doing anything
they're just butthurt cos i'm a girl
User avatar #40 to #39 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
i wasnt even going to say anything until i saw linkalicious and i thought "its on bitch" cuz hes an annoying douche and i dont think its cuz ur a girl i think its leaning more towards ur age not ur gender
User avatar #41 to #40 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
They think i'm attention whoring which is silly cos i couldnt care less, i thought it was really funny so i put it on fj. They also think i'm in middle school which i'm not, i'm a Sophomore.

User avatar #47 to #41 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
yeah i know that feel i am a sophomore and they think im 12 when some said "are u 13" i cheered because i grew a year then i whip out my learners permit
User avatar #48 to #47 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
lol
i dont care about le haters
I still magically made front page.
like 800+ people thought i was funny,
why should i care about these guys?
User avatar #50 to #48 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
nope and i thought it was pretty funny cuz my friend has been obsessed with woman logic for a week
User avatar #52 to #50 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
heheh
woman logic.
i don't abide by that very well.
User avatar #53 to #52 - loto (02/01/2012) [-]
well obviously that other girl in the picture does and the first thing that came to mind is she should meet my ex id think theyd get along just fine
User avatar #54 to #53 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
bahahah xD
User avatar #35 - likeoneninja (02/01/2012) [-]
wow ur getting alot more hate than expected from that "FOR REALS" post
btw if ur the one on the right u need to look in the mirror ur ******* gorgeous
User avatar #42 to #35 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, i dont care though.
Fuuuuuck it.
and thanks, but i dont like compliments.
User avatar #56 to #42 - likeoneninja (02/01/2012) [-]
i dont believe u, im a guy nd i like compliments i just think ur not use to them
User avatar #57 to #56 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
no, i get them a lot.
but i also get insults a lot.
therefore i've lost any meaning in them.
anybody can call somebody pretty or ugly, without really thinking it
i believe i'm whatever i feel like
User avatar #59 to #57 - likeoneninja (02/02/2012) [-]
finally someone else who doesnt give a **** about wat ppl say or think. u noe the best feeling is wen ppl try to talk **** to u and u just tell them off, the look on their face is priceless.
User avatar #62 to #59 - prospector (02/02/2012) [-]
Does it matter if i like trains at all?
User avatar #27 - lolsaucewin (02/01/2012) [-]
Bitch, I hope you are ******* freaking out because of all the hate you got for that post. Go die. :)
User avatar #28 to #27 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
No, it's funny.
I didnt expect it to get so popular.
User avatar #30 to #28 - lolsaucewin (02/01/2012) [-]
Get raped and pregnant and decide to abort the baby and then live the rest of your life hating yourself because you gave up your first child. Lol.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
I'm alright with abortion, actually.
And my mum's life was pretty much ****** after she had my big brother at 18,
so I'd rather abort and excel in life than okay,jpg and fail
User avatar #34 to #31 - lolsaucewin (02/01/2012) [-]
Rofl. Well this was fun. Good day, Shrek.
User avatar #26 - linkalicious (02/01/2012) [-]
So enlighten me on this... You insulted a chick because of her pose in a picture and when her *FRIEND* comes and defends her, you feel that you should take advantage of her and the argument and post it on FJ and insult her on her looks? HAH I hope you get banned for all the red pinkies you get. You don't deserve that front page. You are the plague on this world we can not get rid of! But anyway I'm laughing now because Karma will kick your ass.
User avatar #29 to #26 - meelllanniiie (02/01/2012) [-]
ahhh, linkalicious I love you! I agree, I can't wait until she gets banned. Right now she is 'unliked by funnyjunk' if we keep pinkieing down her **** , hopefully she'll get banned.
User avatar #32 to #29 - linkalicious (02/01/2012) [-]
Thank you! But she is only "liked" because she is a female. Don't matter. She will get a nice slap in the face with Karma.
User avatar #33 to #32 - meelllanniiie (02/01/2012) [-]
yea, well I requested this Kailee Jammer girl on fb (the one in her post) I think she'll appreciate a nice little screenshot of ninjakittymonkey's post. ;)
#36 to #33 - linkalicious (02/01/2012) [-]
Naww don't do that. You just add more to her drama. But that's just me... Have fun ;)
#24 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
WHAT'S HER FB?!
#21 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
hey bro, i heard you were kiwi so i thought i'd come and say that australia is the greatest!!!

lol u mad bro?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
nah, kinda funny.
I'm not from new zealand, Kiwi is just a nickname
#23 to #22 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
awwwwww, sad face
User avatar #15 - drawssassin (02/01/2012) [-]
you actually dont look half-bad, dont worry bout the others, its funnyjunk, theyre going to be that way, plus youre obviously a brony, which gives you bonus points in my book ^_^
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
Thanks bro
I dont need compliments,
i just want people to lol
#55 to #17 - drawssassin (02/01/2012) [-]
well i hope you dont get banned or some **** , i think it's stupid that these people post **** about girls doing duckfaces all the time, but when a girl does it, she's attacked and accused of pinkiewhoring, this is sexism in its finest :P well, good luck with this, im goin to bed
#19 to #17 - drawssassin (02/01/2012) [-]
well im complimenting you anyway so (pic)
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User avatar #14 to #12 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
D'awwwh
Thanks :3
and you can call me Kiwi <3
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User avatar #18 to #16 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
yupyup
i know that feel all too well
#10 - TheCodFather (02/01/2012) [-]
revealing you are a girl?

on Funnyjunk!?

you know what you have done to yourself, right?
User avatar #20 to #10 - nightmayer (02/01/2012) [-]
Varg??? What are you doing on FJ?
#58 to #20 - TheCodFather (02/01/2012) [-]
i love the internet
User avatar #11 to #10 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
unfortunately.
v.v'
#13 to #11 - TheCodFather (02/01/2012) [-]
not to clever i must admit :|
User avatar #7 - pinchbottom (01/31/2012) [-]
This may come off creepy, but my god you are cute.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ninjakittymonkey (01/31/2012) [-]
thanks i suppose
User avatar #9 to #8 - pinchbottom (01/31/2012) [-]
You're welcome and what-not..

-hides-
User avatar #44 to #9 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
hahah, i dont really like compliments
they're really empty to me
User avatar #45 to #44 - pinchbottom (02/01/2012) [-]
In a way, yeah. Especially when they are only used to gain something. But at the same time, a compliment is still a compliment. It's just my (and everyone elses) way of saying you are aesthetically pleasing, haha.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
thanks again,
but the way i see it is what other people think of me doesnt really matter, wether it be positive or negative, i only care about how i feel about myself, and i dont let others affect it.
#49 to #46 - pinchbottom (02/01/2012) [-]
I sort of agree. I don't feel a need to be affected by criticisms and negativity, as I know I'm far better than people give me credit for, but I'll gladly take appraisal, as it only backs up my (quite possible overly large) ego.

But hey, more power to ya for not giving a **** .
#5 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
Haha. You can ignore the other chick. you're way prettier than her :D and most likely the duck too ;)
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User avatar #4 - Kelech (01/08/2012) [-]
hi there friend i havent talked to
User avatar #1 - endofttme (04/20/2011) [-]
dont worry about all of the asshole trolls that say your ugly. i think your beautiful.
User avatar #43 to #1 - ninjakittymonkey (02/01/2012) [-]
thanks bro
#3 to #1 - omgchloe (04/20/2011) [-]
Oh dear.
#2 to #1 - anonymous (04/20/2011) [-]
Someone is a stalker...
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