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|Video Games Played:||Deadpool, Hitman, RDR, Arkham|
|Date Signed Up:||9/02/2012|
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|Comment Thumbs:||589 total, 661 , 72|
|Content Level Progress:|| 65.4% (654/1000) |
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
|Comment Level Progress:|| 30% (3/10) |
Level 153 Comments: Faptastic → Level 154 Comments: Faptastic
|Times Content Favorited:||949 times|
|Total Comments Made:||172|
I like the idea of pancakes more than I like pancakes. It's just better on paper in my opinion.
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latest user's comments
|#21 - People who stay at home and don't have an occupation should be… [+] (19 new replies)||05/02/2014 on YEP||-1|
#35 - Icedangel (05/02/2014) [-]
Dammit. I'm autistic and moved to a new place (across the country, no less) and jobs around here are pretty shit. Working from home seems to be my only option, at least until my nerves settle down enough to take the beating that 'normal' jobs take.
Though I guess it's not bad, watching peoples dogs. They shit on my carpet a lot, though.
#122 - thenightmarechild (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright. Well, I'm trying to break into freelance writing. I don't have a degree, but I have written for a few things for Textbroker. I've been seeing alot of jobs listings for Copywriters and such, but I'm still a wee bit unsure as to what that is.
I guess I'm asking how i'd go about writing a copy page if asked. All the example i've seen just seem ordinary webpages. I get their purpose, to sell somethinng to a reader or to convince them to visit a webpage, but I feel like i'm missing something.
#127 - doombunni (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, you're basically writing advertisements. Most of the time you receive the information the client would like to have on their site, and you make it sound pretty lol. Sometimes clients will give you exactly what you need, but other times they'll give you so little you have to exhaust your vocabulary just to make the minimum word requirement. The main challenges are coming up with words that have good SEO value, which means they get a lot of hits in search engines, being able to be very descriptive and detailed even though you have no idea what the product really is (I always had this problem with many business and insurance-oriented sites) and getting creative since you get about a million sites for landscaping, house cleaning, and remodeling businesses.
Everyone I worked for didn't have a degree, though they were in school. If you apply, definitely focus in your resume the writing that you've done. I focused on the fact that I studied history and had plenty of writing experience, and that's what seemed to impress them. This is definitely a great way to improve your writing skills,but it's also a good way to get your foot in the door of the marketing industry if your into that sort of thing. I was just doing it while I worked to get my masters, but everyone else was doing it to get marketing experience.
I found it a bit boring since I worked from home, but some of the sites you work on make up for it. I've gotten serious off the wall businesses, such as a site for an album by a woman who's from another dimension and got her song ideas from a space alligator. A friend of mine got one where they woman turned baby placenta into nutrition shakes.
#129 - doombunni (05/02/2014) [-]
We used adwords.google to find the best keywords with high SEO. Go to tools, then keyword planner to pull up the best tools. You want to look up the volume list of a word, or you can use the "search new keyword and ad group ideas" to find related words with SEO value.
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