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ninjabird

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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#7014
Highest Comment Rank:#11007
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Level 29 Content: Peasant → Level 30 Content: Peasant
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Total Comments Made:536
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#27 - Picture 12 hours ago on god damn it 0
#112 - Picture 07/01/2015 on ninjabird's profile 0
#13 - Did you respond to the wrong comment? 06/21/2015 on Isded comp 0
#4 - So what happened in the actual episode? 06/17/2015 on Shia LaBeouf Auditions for... +4
#33 - Picture 06/14/2015 on Dance nena +2
#242 - "Make sure you have hand sanitizer, baby wipes, and soap … 06/11/2015 on Do it 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Friday +19
User avatar #48 - nagafever (05/08/2015) [-]
she broke her leg tho "i cant feel my leg"

jesus christ i almost feel bad for laughing
User avatar #43 - yunablade (05/08/2015) [-]
Goodbye knees, I never used you too much anyway.
User avatar #42 - grimsho (05/08/2015) [-]
It's not funny anymore if I can hear the terrified "I can't feel my legs" at the end of the video.
#41 - victhree (05/08/2015) [-]
If FJ can seriously laugh at this like it's doing, I give up on trying to smooth yall's fucking edge.

This is terrifying.
#25 - willys (05/08/2015) [-]
#17 - ritzrules (05/08/2015) [-]
ALWAYS THANK MR SKELTAL FUCKBOIS

Christ on a stick that cracking sound
#14 - mattdoggy (05/08/2015) [-]
The Audio makes it so much worse
That person clearly broke everything
#16 - reguy (05/08/2015) [-]
nah it was just her fat clapping the wet dirt
#7 - finishhimlarry (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh god that CRACK noise
User avatar #34 - stalkerexplain (05/08/2015) [-]
And the best part?
She's too fat to get transported to a hospital by her friends. She's got to waitfor the paramedics. And this seems like a rather remote area. So propably she was laying there for at least an hour in mind blowing pain.

If something like this won't make her lose weight, i don't think anything will.
User avatar #40 - victhree (05/08/2015) [-]
Do you think she weights 500 fucking pounds? She's obese, sure, but FJ always exaggerates when it comes to weight.
User avatar #33 - ronyx (05/08/2015) [-]
Ain't that the splash of her belly against water? I really doubt bones can be audible from that far away
User avatar #32 - osobliwosc (05/08/2015) [-]
That was the sound of the tectonic plates below her being destroyed.
#38 - rednuopssa (05/08/2015) [-]
Top fucking kek sir
#39 - osobliwosc (05/08/2015) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #18 - minorian (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't know, man, to me it sounds like a water splash
User avatar #5 - randomwanker (05/08/2015) [-]
Is that a midget going in after her?
#61 - to learn about the bad publicity one 04/22/2015 on Videogame facts 0
#21 - no need  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Pizza 0
User avatar #22 - arkanios (03/05/2015) [-]
Alright, cool. Thank you.
#20 - i got you.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Pizza +3
User avatar #71 - whyyesiambritish (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh thank you so much my man, you are an absolute legend.
User avatar #24 - Virt (03/05/2015) [-]
>>#5, do u have or have any idea on where to find the one where the guy makes an incredibly english paladin?
only thing i remember was that he carried like 6 monocles on him :/
#26 - krasnogvardiech (03/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #69 - Virt (03/05/2015) [-]
youre my hero thank you
User avatar #67 - duelknight (03/05/2015) [-]
Can
Can someoen explain this to me?
#23 - John Cena (03/05/2015) [-]
noice

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#103 - ninjabird ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
#97 - ninjabird ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Martina Hill
User avatar #98 to #97 - Sworley (07/10/2014) [-]
guess you answered your own question.
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