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Date Signed Up:4/08/2012
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#115093 - 11/10 sex god 09/28/2014 on Social Board +2
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#489 - Well I hope he doesn't mind that she's in Italy now. Because t… 08/27/2014 on nim's profile 0
#487 - My tests are always clear. She's the only one I've known of an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on nim's profile 0
User avatar #488 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
that's good.

and sure it was a slip-up, but I don't understand how he could have a beatiful girl like you, yet get close enough to some girl online to meetup and scew :/
User avatar #489 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I hope he doesn't mind that she's in Italy now. Because that's as close as he's gonna get anytime soon.
#485 - lol thanks. Yeah, this site is full of them.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on nim's profile 0
User avatar #486 - thatnigger (08/27/2014) [-]
It's true.
It's just that some people legit want to help people on FJ because it's sorta like the home field to them, ya know?
When people sorta troll advice it makes the place feel less trustworthy I guess.

Oh well. I still really like it there even with them around. They say some silly things but it lights it up sometimes. Gets a bit depressing when people want advice on sad things, ya know?

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#490 - tridaak ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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#483 - thatnigger ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Sorry about some of the people on advice. Most are there to help, some just aren't.
User avatar #485 to #483 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
lol thanks. Yeah, this site is full of them.
User avatar #486 to #485 - thatnigger ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
It's true.
It's just that some people legit want to help people on FJ because it's sorta like the home field to them, ya know?
When people sorta troll advice it makes the place feel less trustworthy I guess.

Oh well. I still really like it there even with them around. They say some silly things but it lights it up sometimes. Gets a bit depressing when people want advice on sad things, ya know?
#471 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
how you holding up there?
how you holding up there?
#472 to #471 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Less homicidal. I'll live  He might not
Less homicidal. I'll live He might not
#473 to #472 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
don't make any rash decisions or whatevs.    
You're only 19, he's just some guy.    
There are 9 billion people in this world, covering millions of acres.    
There'll be plenty of happy life experiences for you okay? At least you got to fall in love, and develop a relationship with someone, an occurrence denied to many. best thing is to watch a few shows, go out with some friends, and move on right?
don't make any rash decisions or whatevs.
You're only 19, he's just some guy.
There are 9 billion people in this world, covering millions of acres.
There'll be plenty of happy life experiences for you okay? At least you got to fall in love, and develop a relationship with someone, an occurrence denied to many. best thing is to watch a few shows, go out with some friends, and move on right?
User avatar #474 to #473 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Your right. But we were friends for a while now and I'm scared our friends will side with him if we break up and I'll lose them. I don't think he ever loved me, I just feel like he was using me.
User avatar #475 to #474 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
just break it off, and let a select few people know you found him in bed with the chick.
Oh well, douches will be douches I guess. Don't feel bad because he was using you. Instead, consider why you were attracted to him in the first place, and try to learn what type of guys to avoid. You're a pretty girl, that's a given, so there'll be plenty of handsome guys whom will be interested in you. But the same goes for them, there'll be plenty of girls interested in them. Next time consider how he behaves and handles others, and see if you can be objective about matters like these.
User avatar #476 to #475 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Yeah. Thanks (: Alright, he was an asshole anyway.
User avatar #477 to #476 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
out of curiosity, in what sense? what was he like?
User avatar #478 to #477 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
He's selfish, Always treated me like **** . I'd tell him to stop and he'd apologize but I don't think he ever meant it. We were doing so well the week before I left. Then I come back and he shows up with her and acts like I wouldn't be upset.
User avatar #479 to #478 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
haha wow, way to be the stereotypical girl in abusive relationship though. It happens plenty though, from both genders.
User avatar #480 to #479 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Ugh I don't mean to victimize myself, but that's what I get for dating a douche.
User avatar #481 to #480 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
hmmm, well since you were cheated on, and mistreated, you are the victim of the two. Just don't go wild claiming you were raped. He may have been an asshole, and should simply have broken it off, but that doesn't make him a complete criminal or anything.

In the end, he'll suffer most. Most guys like that will never be able to maintain any healthy relationship, and will never be content with what they have. You should be glad you found out "early" and that you're still young. For all we know, it could've lasted years before you caught on, which would've been wasted time if it was all for nothing.
User avatar #482 to #481 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, and I'm content with just saying what he did was wrong. I don't need to waste my time on a guy that thinks he get whatever he wants anyway.
User avatar #484 to #482 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
did you know if he cheated with anyone else? I'm not saying you should freak out, but maybe you might consider getting tested. Not meant as an insult, but if you somehow have something, it's better to know right?
User avatar #487 to #484 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
My tests are always clear. She's the only one I've known of and they seemed pretty close. I don't think he normally sleeps around but it only takes one time to slip up and ruin it.
User avatar #488 to #487 - aherorising (08/27/2014) [-]
that's good.

and sure it was a slip-up, but I don't understand how he could have a beatiful girl like you, yet get close enough to some girl online to meetup and scew :/
User avatar #489 to #488 - nim (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I hope he doesn't mind that she's in Italy now. Because that's as close as he's gonna get anytime soon.
#458 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
It lives
It lives
#459 to #458 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
**nim rolled image** LIES
**nim rolled image** LIES
#460 to #459 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
TRUTH
TRUTH
#461 to #460 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
Nein I am but a spirit of the internet   
   
why can't there be a *roll cat gif* option
Nein I am but a spirit of the internet

why can't there be a *roll cat gif* option
#462 to #461 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
**tridaak rolled image** There should be a roll turtle option
better yet, all pictures must contain a turtle
#463 to #462 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
Why not both
Why not both
#464 to #463 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I also have that gif    
but a bit different
I also have that gif
but a bit different
#465 to #464 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
lolnice
lolnice
#466 to #465 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
How's everything going?
How's everything going?
#467 to #466 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
Not to bad actually. yourself?
Not to bad actually. yourself?
#468 to #467 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Everything is going pretty well. Talking to some cool people :|
Everything is going pretty well. Talking to some cool people :|
#469 to #468 - nim (08/21/2014) [-]
That's rad!
That's rad!
#470 to #469 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #454 - teoberry (08/09/2014) [-]
i see you on here awesomern
User avatar #455 to #454 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
lol im so confus
User avatar #456 to #455 - teoberry (08/09/2014) [-]
just give us your snapchat so we can send dick pics
#439 - tridaak ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
#441 to #440 - tridaak ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Turtles are cool
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#442 to #441 - nim (08/03/2014) [-]
I occasionally enjoy turtles
#444 to #442 - tridaak ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Guessing you like cats more?
#445 to #444 - nim (08/03/2014) [-]
Maybe a little   
 gotta luv dat pu$$y gurrl
Maybe a little
gotta luv dat pu$$y gurrl
#446 to #445 - tridaak ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Both are cool, but I prefer turtles, they're like little animal tanks that are slow and don't shoot stuff.
#447 to #446 - nim (08/03/2014) [-]
Cute little impenetrable fortresses. They're not fluffy tho :/
#448 to #447 - tridaak ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
They don't need to be fluffy, they are already cute and cool and they come in a lotta sizes
#450 to #448 - nim (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok that's actually adorable.
Ok that's actually adorable.
#451 to #450 - tridaak ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Dogs are pretty cool too, although now I'm not sure which one you prefer (cat or dog) :/
#452 to #451 - nim (08/04/2014) [-]
Poro's are my favorite animal.
Poro's are my favorite animal.
User avatar #453 to #452 - tridaak ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
LoL Secrets: Poro Training Guide for Dummies
#435 - darkshadoww (08/02/2014) [-]
aye qurl dats rite.. senpai noticed you.
aye qurl dats rite.. senpai noticed you.
User avatar #436 to #435 - nim (08/02/2014) [-]
I have no idea what your talking about b-baka
User avatar #437 to #436 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't play innocent.. I'll be gentle, I promise.
#438 to #437 - nim (08/03/2014) [-]
Who said I ever wanted it gentle?
#449 to #438 - darkshadoww (08/03/2014) [-]
You can't handle it.
You can't handle it.
User avatar #432 - tjsoup (03/25/2014) [-]
Hello, were you interested in trippyjunk?
User avatar #433 to #432 - nim (03/26/2014) [-]
**** yeahh
#427 to #426 - nim (12/11/2013) [-]
yis buht cahn you joongol
#429 to #428 - ariscorp (12/11/2013) [-]
can u goldcard doe
can u goldcard doe
#430 to #429 - nim (12/11/2013) [-]
pls scrub get on ma levul
pls scrub get on ma levul
#431 to #430 - ariscorp (12/11/2013) [-]
dese bitches love scarra
dese bitches love scarra
#425 - jackmaccone (11/24/2013) [-]
is it wrong if i say this job makes me fell alive ?
#417 - jackmaccone (10/16/2013) [-]
i never saw this easter egg before
User avatar #418 to #417 - nim (10/16/2013) [-]
Piero's portal lol. I remember seeing it. Such a good game
User avatar #419 to #418 - jackmaccone (10/16/2013) [-]
how much games do you have ?
User avatar #420 to #419 - nim (10/16/2013) [-]
Too many to count.
User avatar #421 to #420 - jackmaccone (10/17/2013) [-]
what's your favourite game ?
User avatar #422 to #421 - nim (10/17/2013) [-]
Hard question to answer. I love Assassin's Creed. Mass Effect, Uncharted is really good. Bioshock too. And then Tomb Raider and Fable are fun too. I couldn't decide. So I'll say League of Legends.
User avatar #423 to #422 - jackmaccone (10/17/2013) [-]
now first you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
#424 to #423 - nim (10/17/2013) [-]
oki
oki
User avatar #411 - bobsagget ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
play league with me. for epic justice.
User avatar #412 to #411 - nim (09/30/2013) [-]
We should. And it will be epic. Summoner name?
User avatar #413 to #412 - bobsagget ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
ok don't laugh. peepeethrust
User avatar #414 to #413 - nim (10/01/2013) [-]
lel.
User avatar #415 to #414 - bobsagget ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
it was the best name for panth i could think of on a short notice.
User avatar #416 to #415 - nim (10/01/2013) [-]
it's beautiful. -sent
User avatar #409 - birdss (08/31/2013) [-]
BANANA POTTY.
User avatar #410 to #409 - nim (08/31/2013) [-]
ok.
#406 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2013) [-]
Ay gerl wunt sum fuk?
User avatar #407 to #406 - nim (08/27/2013) [-]
Ja bby u kno I do
#405 - nim (08/08/2013) [-]
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#402 - ariscorp (07/15/2013) [-]
i was unaware you liked Dexter
i was unaware you liked Dexter
User avatar #403 to #402 - nim (07/15/2013) [-]
That show is the ******* best.
#396 - omnomsaade (06/27/2013) [-]
What am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
User avatar #397 to #396 - nim (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm addicted to League of Legends. I ask you the same thing.
User avatar #398 to #397 - omnomsaade (06/27/2013) [-]
Rather that than being me right now
User avatar #399 to #398 - nim (06/27/2013) [-]
Aww watsamatta kiddo
User avatar #400 to #399 - omnomsaade (06/27/2013) [-]
Same old same old, da fuq you playing LOL for anyways?
User avatar #401 to #400 - nim (06/28/2013) [-]
REASONS.
Tis fun
#394 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2013) [-]
Do what I say and you'll have people sucking hot dogs out of your mom's birthday wig.
User avatar #395 to #394 - nim (06/01/2013) [-]
lolk
#384 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry to be creepy, but you're very pretty.


Good day.
#393 to #384 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2013) [-]
Hey, I was going to say that.
#385 to #384 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
Ohmygoodness. Thank you.
#386 to #385 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
No problem. I just had to say it.

Anonymous out.
User avatar #387 to #386 - nim (05/12/2013) [-]
You made my day. Thank you anon.
#388 to #387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #381 - comeatmebrother (05/04/2013) [-]
look at all these ******* losers in these comments.
User avatar #382 to #381 - nim (05/04/2013) [-]
Yeah but they're my losers.
User avatar #383 to #382 - comeatmebrother (05/04/2013) [-]
**** you can have em.
#391 to #389 - nim (05/14/2013) [-]
You're such a loser    
&lt;3
You're such a loser
<3
#392 to #391 - JohnnyRenegade (05/14/2013) [-]
Gettin' crazy with the cheese whiz!
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