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nikolaier

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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:7/29/2015
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#1 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2015 on From Spider to Pig +45
User avatar #14 - yordles (07/11/2015) [-]
Someone make a John Cena version...
#16 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
please die
User avatar #18 - yordles (07/11/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.
#19 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
i will eat your brains hannibal lector style
User avatar #20 - yordles (07/11/2015) [-]
Properly season it please.
#21 - falloutsurvivor (07/11/2015) [-]
i shall sautee it.....and have it with white wine
User avatar #13 - assdoreponyfucker (07/11/2015) [-]
damn that movie came out 8 years ago!
#12 - assdoreponyfucker has deleted their comment.
#6 - Picture 07/10/2015 on Negative Fucks Given +22
#18 - rocketman Combined with two uzis its pretty fun to fight a… 07/10/2015 on paying the price, you... 0
#18 - Maybe people will start using the Loose Cannon now. Who am…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on gun mettle in a nutshell +1
User avatar #19 - gittons (07/08/2015) [-]
demoman needs a srs rebalancing,
a class that is supposed to be defence with anti sentry based offensive abilities is now a jack of
all trades while being crazy powerful in all roles.
best melee,
crazy offensive,
strong defence,
able to mix and match with mid range, close range, fire immune, damage reductions, anti
sentry, anti everything.
#16 - I just hope this nerf wont be reverted like the rightly deserv…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2015 on gun mettle in a nutshell +1
User avatar #17 - gittons (07/08/2015) [-]
same man.
lock and load still does fuck tons of damage.
User avatar #18 - nikolaier (07/08/2015) [-]
Maybe people will start using the Loose Cannon now.
Who am I kidding, sticky spamming will reign supreme once more.
User avatar #19 - gittons (07/08/2015) [-]
demoman needs a srs rebalancing,
a class that is supposed to be defence with anti sentry based offensive abilities is now a jack of
all trades while being crazy powerful in all roles.
best melee,
crazy offensive,
strong defence,
able to mix and match with mid range, close range, fire immune, damage reductions, anti
sentry, anti everything.
#19 - clever girl 07/08/2015 on Hydrate +3
#9 - No one talks about what?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Gem on nsfw +13
#11 - intentscarab (07/07/2015) [-]
About how we scrub Itbuttstrong's asshole in the shower.
#71 - Also, the only way to stop a mechanical boss (or eye of cthulh…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Send Help 0
User avatar #73 - motherfuckingkenji (07/07/2015) [-]
But solar eclipses can't occur until after defeating at least one mechanical boss.
#39 - Male nipples are not bannable.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on What? +9
#106 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
Yes and no, if it is obvious that its man boob you are good. If it is not immediately noticeable, and looks fully like girl boob to the extent it fools we who look for girl boobs, then you are gonna have a bad time.

-Signed, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Ma-I mean mod posting anonymously.
#274 - **nikolaier used "*roll 3, 1-1000000*"** **nikolaier rolls … 07/07/2015 on Steam Giveaway 0
#86 - Carkour! 07/07/2015 on Maybe you should just...stop? 0
#194 - Id like a nice glass of Misty Milk™ right now. 07/07/2015 on v +3
#13 - related  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Satan makes a puzzle +4
User avatar #27 - kriml (07/06/2015) [-]
Double sided
User avatar #20 - zombieloan (07/06/2015) [-]
try doing an entirely white puzzle
#14 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
Nah, I have the butterfly and cat one, figured out the trick to it. On a related note, I should try finding this dalmatian one.
#13 - I must admit, I thought you didn't care about this since it to… 07/06/2015 on I draw things again +1
#1490 - It was worth a try 07/04/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#30 - Picture 07/04/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 10:... +13
#69 - Well, its alright, I guess... 07/04/2015 on Gotta go fast +1
#1412 - **nikolaier used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **nikolaier rolls 85**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#1488 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
dam son
User avatar #1490 - nikolaier (07/04/2015) [-]
It was worth a try
#19 - I hope they give them those skeleton body suits during Halloween. 07/04/2015 on Holiday decorations +2
#301 - All mentions list please. 07/04/2015 on I'm going to post NSFW. +1
#5 - I would like to visit England, the weather is supposed to be j… 06/30/2015 on For you dog owners out there. 0
#21 - I hate it when something relies on jumpscares. A short jump is… 06/30/2015 on Short horror film 0
#2133 - it was a gif 06/30/2015 on This goes up your butt -1
#2034 - Your asshole will be free soon. 06/30/2015 on This goes up your butt 0
#2031 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on This goes up your butt +1
User avatar #2127 - diemaske (06/30/2015) [-]
"Ba dumm tsss" without sound, really?
User avatar #2133 - nikolaier (06/30/2015) [-]
it was a gif

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#5 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
User avatar #6 to #5 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Damn, its almost like the original, great job.
#7 to #6 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
User avatar #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I recommend you start with an easier system. www.d20pfsrd.com/ has everything you need for pathfinder.
for character sheets I use www.myth-weavers.com/
and to play online, use www.roll20.net/

I'm available for questions whenever you like
User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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