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nikkomothafucka

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: League of legends, black ops 2, + Some shitty games to:)
X-box Gamertag: None
PSN: None
Interests: Definitly not school,
Date Signed Up:12/14/2012
Last Login:7/28/2013
Location:Funnyjunk
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 805 total,  979 ,  174
Comment Thumbs: 141 total,  743 ,  884
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 80 Content: Srs Business → Level 81 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level -215 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -214 Comment: developing wizard powers
Subscribers:1
Content Views:47367
Times Content Favorited:27 times
Total Comments Made:522
FJ Points:693
I live in Norway and it`s an shitty country which got the biggest faggot sight ever(Artige.no)

Also i got no life.
I HATE PEWDIEPIE,ARTIGE.NO AND GANGNAMSTYLE.

My ing name on EUW is 14m7h3n00b i am a skin noob with over 50 skins who use most of my money on Free to play games so plz hate me:)

latest user's comments

#63 - Yeah:) I could kill myself by jumping into my comment:D 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -3
#61 - No this is a loads of **** :) That was a load o… 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -1
#58 - Guns are not allowed in Norway sorry bro... 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -2
#57 - LOOOOL i typed "buyed" instead of "bought"… 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -1
#56 - "A bit rusty" now you are just being polite:) 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! 0
#55 - Since i am not the kind of person who cares about thumbs, i fi…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -2
User avatar #73 - kampi (02/16/2013) [-]
You were dramatically unfunny and it the storys concept was awful.
User avatar #75 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
What do it matter? i`m still having fun with this:3

it was also a true story-.-
User avatar #76 - kampi (02/16/2013) [-]
Woo, yeah, so much fun, so much joy.
True or not; still unfunny.
User avatar #77 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
It was not supose to be funny for you:)

i just love watching people on FJ being angry at me :3
#78 - kampi (02/16/2013) [-]
Good for you.
I don't care.
#7 - Should i answer on this or just ignore it and completly stop:)?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -29
#21 - hillbillypowpow (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
Guns are not allowed in Norway sorry bro...
#5 - Lol when we talk about drinking problems... Today i b…  [+] (27 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Just a Little One Though! -98
#138 - mrkoolman (02/18/2013) [-]
#139 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
Did you just reply to some one 3 days after the arguement ended? what a thumb whore:3

also i just wanted to watch the FJers burn:)
#48 - kampi (02/16/2013) [-]
Shutup.
User avatar #140 - revengeforfreeze (01/09/2014) [-]
käft
User avatar #68 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
Never:)

But you guys can stop posting soon i am getting pretty stuffed already...
#31 - redclover (02/16/2013) [-]
#30 - blackbolta (02/16/2013) [-]
His grammar is a bit rusty, at least its readable.
User avatar #56 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
"A bit rusty" now you are just being polite:)
#26 - Soilwork (02/16/2013) [-]
mfw reading this

ow my brain
#72 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
You are telling me you`re a nigga?
#24 - glasstrampoline (02/16/2013) [-]
#19 - xacuop (02/16/2013) [-]
"buyed"
User avatar #57 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
LOOOOL i typed "buyed" instead of "bought" i should probaly start read what i type before posting

but seriusly -89 this is epic:3
User avatar #25 - rmoran (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't think english was his first language
User avatar #28 - thepyras (02/16/2013) [-]
Or any of them, for that matter.
#22 - hillbillypowpow (02/16/2013) [-]
That's the only problem you had with this?
User avatar #18 - xsynysterx (02/16/2013) [-]
**xsynysterx rolls 7** <--- your age
User avatar #37 - iamzombie (02/16/2013) [-]
**iamzombie rolls 99** My age
#17 - xsynysterx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - thetick (02/16/2013) [-]
Why can your mom be a fun times pooper?
#66 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
I can even give you a picture so you can send to me with the comment:)
User avatar #64 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
hey just a tip;)

If you want to get thumbs here all you need to do is say:Kill yourself. You see FJ has no fantasy so it is not harder then that...
User avatar #6 - deverini (02/16/2013) [-]
Just no, please stop.
User avatar #67 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
That is what my mom said to:3
User avatar #7 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
Should i answer on this or just ignore it and completly stop:)?
#21 - hillbillypowpow (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - nikkomothafucka (02/16/2013) [-]
Guns are not allowed in Norway sorry bro...
#4 - Half life 3 confirmed 02/16/2013 on Dem Rabbits 0
#18 - Lol, i dont get it is it really that hard to see?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on me too 0
#35 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
#592 - They should be named "Please down vote me" 02/16/2013 on Rename the Anonymous Pussy +12
#2 - Comment deleted 02/15/2013 on Moscow Arbat -1
#812 - ** *************** rolled a random image posted in com… 02/15/2013 on Meteor Streaks Through... -1
#810 - Comment deleted 02/15/2013 on Meteor Streaks Through... 0
#402 - Anonymous space pussy 02/15/2013 on Rename the Anonymous Pussy -7
#23 - It`s better then 70% of the other things which are here(Turtle… 02/15/2013 on Valentines Day! +2
#22 - MFW gangnamstyle 02/15/2013 on Valentines Day! 0
#30 - Yeah that works to:3 Works Marc Laidlaw works Hal… 02/15/2013 on Nerd Love +1
#14 - Flo Rida would be a badder 1 02/15/2013 on Nice one Phill 0
#11 - Roses are red Violets are blue Half life 3 confirmed  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Nerd Love +4
User avatar #23 - thinegame (02/15/2013) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Half life 3,
Is confirmed to be true.
User avatar #30 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah that works to:3
Works
Marc Laidlaw works
Half life was made by Marc Laidlaw
Half life 3 confirmed
#74 - We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas,… 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
#70 - Lol, i never said they could survive a explosion:) just the af…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
#75 - theepiccunttainter (02/15/2013) [-]
chickens? cows? horses? I dont know. and fuck cockroaches that bitch and everyone in this argument
User avatar #72 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
Cows, Pigs, Chicken, Turkeys, Deer, Bees, Worms, Tuna, Salmon, Whales, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Tilapia, Sharks. There are a lot more, but I've made my point.
User avatar #84 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not close minded. I just hate cockroaches. I've been terrified of them since I was small. I tried giving them a chance by learning about them. But it only fueled my hatred for them.
User avatar #74 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas, but if we eat a animal like pig we would probaly die

#68 - Useless? they are the only animal who can survive a a…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance -2
User avatar #69 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
They can only survive it because they can compress themselves to the flatness of a dime. They can't actually survive a full on explosion. And so what if they can? How does that help the human race?
User avatar #83 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well nothing can withstand a direct blast from a nuclear explosion. The thing is they are 100% immune to radiation and can survive the fallout.

How is this important? Because if we fuck this up (our stay on Earth) at least roaches will be able to be the root of life on Earth again, even though that would be weird as fuck...
User avatar #95 - plazmaflare (02/15/2013) [-]
Myth Busters have proven that cockroaches are not 100% immune to radiation.
#143 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Radiation on the level of a nuclear blast = 10,000 rads, the subjects that did not survive were the ones in the 100,000 group, a 10% survival rate in the cockroachs for 2 months @ 10,000 rads is something that no other living being on this planet could survive. That 10% would breed and natural selection kicks in where every following generation of roach is radiation resistant.

The MythBusters are not real scientists so their experiments and short-sightedness are always flawed. Take any finding by this group as you would 4 half wits using semi-scientific methods that are more akin to hillbilly experimentation.
#145 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
"They couldn't survive da nukleah bomb! They can't even take a hit from my .357!"

And yes, I am a redneck too. It's a joke so calm the fuck down.
#146 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
I get the joke. It's just it grinds my gears when people use the Myth Busters as some sort of scientific proving. Why would anyone expect a nonresistant test group to survive radiation levels that are 10 times the levels of a nuclear fallout... that doesn't prove anything except that roaches can't survive on the sun. The levels consistent with nuclear fallout have proven that cockroaches that survive breed radiation resistant generations. REAL SCIENTISTS FROM BERKLEY have proven that over a year and 60-70 generations later the roaches exposed to this level of radiation are 100% resistant to radiation at that level. (10,000 max rad level)
#147 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
So who here doesn't believe in evolution?

I always joke that people believing in Noah believe in creation more than I do.
If there are 6000+ breeds of dog then (the whole 2X2 thing) you would have a boat full of JUST dogs let alone every other species.
If you believe there were only 2 "dogs" and all other breeds are descendants then there is a whole lot of evolution involved...
#82 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Cockroaches are fundamental to our studies of aging, they have very simple processes that are easily recognized.
When a roach gets old it starts tripping, missing steps. Implanting certain proteins have brought them back to youth.
They could hold the key to immortality but because you can step on them they are useless.
User avatar #91 - SuperBobbis (02/15/2013) [-]
Is that a mother fucking Nudibranch?
#144 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, a spanish dancer I think it's called.
User avatar #70 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
Lol, i never said they could survive a explosion:) just the after damege etc

What animals are usefull to humans?
#75 - theepiccunttainter (02/15/2013) [-]
chickens? cows? horses? I dont know. and fuck cockroaches that bitch and everyone in this argument
User avatar #72 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
Cows, Pigs, Chicken, Turkeys, Deer, Bees, Worms, Tuna, Salmon, Whales, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Tilapia, Sharks. There are a lot more, but I've made my point.
User avatar #84 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not close minded. I just hate cockroaches. I've been terrified of them since I was small. I tried giving them a chance by learning about them. But it only fueled my hatred for them.
User avatar #74 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas, but if we eat a animal like pig we would probaly die

#26 - That`s becuase when some one on FJ dont know what to argue bak… 02/14/2013 on Facebook (0) -4
#22 - Look now: hi is my name nikolai=Punnish But … 02/14/2013 on Facebook (0) -1
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