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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Location:Ontario
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#14 - ****** buddy in the back just drops to his knees when he sees … 05/06/2014 on He won the game +2
#14 - For some reason this reminds me of Morrowind.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Precaution +5
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#20 - Alchemyst (05/06/2014) [-]
CURVED

SWORDS
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#23 - nightmaren (05/06/2014) [-]
i here thos alik'r wariers have curve sword.
curv.
sords.
#256947 - > Post about fencing and general swordfighting >…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
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#257049 - bladeboy (05/06/2014) [-]
There's like 3 comments about it, chill.
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#256993 - darksideofthebeast (05/06/2014) [-]
It's a good game. It just has shit fans.


deal wit id
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#257009 - nightmaren (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I bought the first game and it's fairly fun. If MLP's community is 2/10, Dark Souls is like .4/10
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#257047 - darksideofthebeast (05/06/2014) [-]
Yea, dark souls community is pretty shit.
But I love the game.
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#256990 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
it was a shit post anyway
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#256969 - drastronomy (05/06/2014) [-]
git gud
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#256953 - dumerveil (05/06/2014) [-]
I should be able to kill you, I've played a lot of Dark Souls.
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#256957 - thebestpieever (05/06/2014) [-]
And I could lay a nice back-beat for his murder. I've played DJ Hero.
#257015 - majormayor (05/06/2014) [-]
I can be very sneaky because I've plated Metal Gear Solid.
#34 - That's pretty much what swords are. Joking aside, fencing …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Real swordfighting +12
#35 - ilovedidyoupiggy (05/06/2014) [-]
so much anger young one
#108 - People do complain. People complain about everything when it c… 05/05/2014 on 6'2" is to short to be Dj4dmin +4
#121 - this is a joke 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +2
#13 - I've seen literally none of those shows. 05/05/2014 on Diedrich Bader -1
#4 - Imagine it with that slipping/sliding cartoon sound effect whe… 05/05/2014 on The police at the end 0
#14 - fagots* 05/05/2014 on Why did they invent... 0
#142 - One of them's also a skeleton. I'd think if someone somehow be…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Mind=Blown 0
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#143 - Lintutu (05/05/2014) [-]
and the fact that tumblr keeps trying to make connections that are so obviously not connected
#155 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
what do you expect to come from bored social justice girls
they have nothing better to do for society, so they just make dumb fucking connections and bad fan fiction
#255378 - How I always get shrek'd at FPS games on the PC  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#255386 - rokkarokkaali (05/04/2014) [-]
I have a laptop and I have some great aim with snipers but god damn I can miss a fucking close range shotgun kill 5 times in a row. If I had a mouse and maybe a desktop, I'd be much happier while gaming. But then I'd be sad because I'd have a powerful as fuck computer that does nothing but play TF2.
#113 - There was this one girl who was into me over the last summer a… 05/03/2014 on Never stick it in crazy 2 0
#64 - However unrealistic it is, I wish Halo 4's forge had the mammo… 05/03/2014 on I really want this. 0
#77 - Picture 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth -2
#8 - I'm guessing by the fact that the city lights are like exclusi… 05/03/2014 on woah 0
#23 - All those people who said that are definitely dumb cunts, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Effect of Feminism 85 +9
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#27 - KangaRoofies (05/03/2014) [-]
i swear these posts come straight off the men's rights reddit
#15 - I heard it was because he was standing by the yellow line, whi… 05/03/2014 on Real reason why he did it. 0
#13 - Reminded me of this bitch.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on I really want this. +68
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#21 - mangostormlegend (05/03/2014) [-]
You don't know the true definition of "party van" until you've crammed 2 Mongooses, a Warthog, Chopper, Banshee, Hornet, 3 turrets, several barricades, and every powerup and weapon in the game onto one of those things.
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#23 - kynhardt (05/03/2014) [-]
I wish they put it on reaches forge world
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#64 - nightmaren (05/03/2014) [-]
However unrealistic it is, I wish Halo 4's forge had the mammoth. You could put like 4 elephants on that bitch.
#29 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on Nothing +1
#23 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Excuse me while I go cry 0
#5 - I laugh so hard every time I see this post. 05/03/2014 on 4chin +1
#19 - And what's wrong with 1996 AOL? Not once in my life have I hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Squares +3
#30 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
Nobody says that, because nobody used AOL for anything other than a frisbee.
#9 - This made me really happy for some reason. Not like humour hap…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Anon makes some friends +2
#10 - pissedoffpenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
ikr? situations ending like that have a certain kind of beauty to them.
#34 - Not sure if you're saying it is or isn't a cartoon.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on One Piece is My Favorite... 0
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#60 - thebeerdude (05/03/2014) [-]
Definition 2 and 3 also defines a manga i would say.
#66 - Guaranteed the person who made this post never had a woman ran…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on looks about rigth +23
#76 - anon (05/03/2014) [-]
And does that make anything OP says any less true?
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#115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#98 to #97 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
#99 to #98 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#100 to #99 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
#102 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
#103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and ****, because that looks absolutely terrifying.
#105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
#106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
#94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
#95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
#107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
#108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
#109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
#110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
#111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
#113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
#114 to #113 - rokkarokkaali (05/11/2014) [-]
ite
#112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
#96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
#85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
#86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
#87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
#88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
#89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
#90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
#91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's ****, by the way.
#92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
#83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
#84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
#81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
#82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
#78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
#79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
#80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
#72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
#73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
#74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
#75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
#76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
#69 - skykapeller (06/18/2012) [-]
******
#68 - sleep (06/18/2012) [-]
******
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