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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:4/17/2014
Location:Ontario
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#26 - GOTY confirmed 03/25/2014 on gaming fo sho' 0
#320 - Except this post has **** on it that is recent an… 03/25/2014 on Boom De Yada +10
#231827 - can u not 03/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#231824 - I hate how I'm a hipster **** who listens to a lo…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #231952 - fargfour (03/24/2014) [-]
Are you princessren's alter ego?
User avatar #231954 - butterisgood (03/24/2014) [-]
no, this was brought up before
User avatar #231955 - fargfour (03/24/2014) [-]
I see.
I've got my eye on you nightmaren.
User avatar #231913 - rokkarokkaali (03/24/2014) [-]
If you have iTunes you can set it to automatically download album artwork if the music has the right names/album (which you can change by highlighting the album, right clicking, pressing get info, and changing). Or else I download the album artwork and just add it through the get info section. I hate how Jake Chudnow the vsauce music guy has no album artworks because it makes browsing through my album list so ugly. I have a bunch of artwork and then holes in the list with nothing in it.
User avatar #231828 - leonhardt (03/24/2014) [-]
Just download the album artwork.
User avatar #231826 - rebornpooper (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh, you poor deer.
User avatar #231914 - rokkarokkaali (03/24/2014) [-]
I thought it was daffodil
User avatar #231977 - rebornpooper (03/24/2014) [-]
The daffodils have withered.
Deer are in season.
I hope you all remember to wear orange.
#231829 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Bro you've been doing this all day.
But I think someone should finally something.

...

It's "dear". Not "deer".
User avatar #231908 - infamoustrapper (03/24/2014) [-]
u shud finaly grammer
User avatar #231830 - thesoulless (03/24/2014) [-]
>implying he doesn't know that
#231866 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't put it past him.
#231827 - nightmaren (03/24/2014) [-]
can u not
#12 - It's just a different version. 03/24/2014 on Where is the 'any' key? 0
#4 - 100 dollar bills 03/24/2014 on A realist 0
#10 - "non-drip semen collection tray" 03/24/2014 on Fuckmaster 5000 0
#43 - tfw the letters are the same colour 03/23/2014 on they grow so fast... 0
#86 - Oh my bad. Lol, I wish I knew.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Awesome 0
User avatar #87 - misswunderlich (03/23/2014) [-]
No problem bro. But thanks anyway
#109 - rhodg (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how they do it, but I think they use photoshop.

Apparently it's quite an art and can take a long time, depending on the photo. Even saying that, it's not that hard to learn, apparently. I remember seeing a post on imgur about a year ago about it and he/she explained in a basic paragraph how it's done.

Most of it's done by just changing the colors using software like Photoshop, most of the changes are actually just guesses, of course it could be a known fact that, for example, one person was wearing blue shorts and had gray hair.
#84 - That's the whole point of the ******* post.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Awesome +2
User avatar #85 - misswunderlich (03/23/2014) [-]
My fault, question was unclear. I waas wondering how exactly does one paint photos so that they look so realistic
User avatar #86 - nightmaren (03/23/2014) [-]
Oh my bad. Lol, I wish I knew.
User avatar #87 - misswunderlich (03/23/2014) [-]
No problem bro. But thanks anyway
#109 - rhodg (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how they do it, but I think they use photoshop.

Apparently it's quite an art and can take a long time, depending on the photo. Even saying that, it's not that hard to learn, apparently. I remember seeing a post on imgur about a year ago about it and he/she explained in a basic paragraph how it's done.

Most of it's done by just changing the colors using software like Photoshop, most of the changes are actually just guesses, of course it could be a known fact that, for example, one person was wearing blue shorts and had gray hair.
#81 - why did the dad take his shirt off to beat up a ***** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Here's a story. +5
User avatar #82 - saltymumbling (03/23/2014) [-]
To assert his dominance I suppose
#34 - "the ****** " 03/23/2014 on Justin Timberlake 0
#144 - I read one time that their intelligence is equal to that of a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Kraken learned to releas... +2
User avatar #159 - lasmamoe (03/23/2014) [-]
A 10 month old baby probably wouldn't know how to open a jar though..
#78 - I'm not sure I believe you, consider I posted a harmless joke …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Not mine, but wow +1
#80 - JackThePornKing (03/22/2014) [-]
#79 - JackThePornKing (03/22/2014) [-]
I refuse to apologize to a Canadian. It just feels weird man. Like, unnatural but I don't care where the picture is taken from. The entire bit of content is not funny. It's cool. But not funny. THAT, I care about.
#230235 - I don't really dislike the post itself at all, actually, I jus… 03/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#230224 - Are you happy right now? Well you shouldn't be. Someone else o… 03/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#230220 - www.funnyjunk.com/For+the+Emperor/funny-pictures/5065061/  [+] (41 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
User avatar #230232 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
i agree with jadewest

it's pretty cute

and the little kid seems like she's having a nice time
User avatar #230240 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
Exactly the reason prepubescent boys should NOT be allowed to have long hair. Case and point.
That father is a horrible father. Probably using his son to live vicariously through his luscious hair.
User avatar #230246 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Someone was never allowed to have long hair.
User avatar #230250 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
Wrong assumption. Not at all, I was allowed to choose. Looking back at my old photos from when I was quite young I can see just how androgynous young boys are. Add long hair to one of them and you can hardly tell the difference on first glance.
User avatar #230392 - leonhardt (03/22/2014) [-]
So you looked like a girl. How unfortunate for you.
User avatar #230615 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
Far less effeminate than you, no doubt
User avatar #230652 - leonhardt (03/22/2014) [-]
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, bud.
User avatar #230655 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, bud.
User avatar #230656 - leonhardt (03/22/2014) [-]
Now that's just lazy.
User avatar #230658 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
So? I didn't care enough to make a comeback so I just borrowed your weak ass one
User avatar #230660 - leonhardt (03/22/2014) [-]
Sure, bud.
User avatar #230661 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #230253 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Too long. I was taking the piss. Please don't make me type much.
User avatar #230243 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
i've had quite long hair my whole life, nobody has ever called me a girl
User avatar #230252 - freedomreturns (03/22/2014) [-]
People didn't mistake me for a girl till I shaved my head bald.
#230254 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #230256 - freedomreturns (03/22/2014) [-]
I didn't get it either.
User avatar #230248 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
How long?
User avatar #230251 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
it was kinda long for a boy and I'd think is considered a bit short for girls

I'm really bad at telling this kind of stuff, I never measured my hair, I just know it was longer than most boys
User avatar #230255 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Does it cover your eyes? Does it touch your shoulders? Does it touch your neck? Does it flow majestically in the wind?
User avatar #230258 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
It covered my eyes.

I don't think it ever touched my shoulders, but it was close to the top of my back, and it was long enough that if I wanted to, I could put it in my teeth! I used to chew on my hair a bit when I was younger
User avatar #230260 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
That's awesome. It sounds like you cut it, though, so you're no longer awesome.
User avatar #230263 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
what sucks is that I have no word in it, she forces me to get my hair cut when it starts getting long
User avatar #230262 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
I fucking hate my hair being short, my mom says it looks good on me but I completely disagree, I loved my hair long.
User avatar #230341 - princessren (03/22/2014) [-]
long hair is best hair
User avatar #230541 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
i agree
User avatar #230265 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Don't listen to her Shibe. If you can't see your hair it's not long enough. After that, eh, feel free to choose length.
User avatar #230245 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
Do you wish they had?
User avatar #230249 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #230235 - nightmaren (03/22/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike the post itself at all, actually, I just constantly bitch about Warhammer here, and the comments on that post gave me HIV, so I thought I'd post it.
#230234 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
I think that's a boy, Shib.
User avatar #230236 - shibe (03/22/2014) [-]
well gee im sorry i can't really tell
User avatar #230230 - jadewest (03/22/2014) [-]
i thought it was cute
User avatar #230225 - aoeui (03/22/2014) [-]
I despise video games
User avatar #230226 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
nigga u so wrong
User avatar #230222 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Say, whatever you want about the annoying fandom and the weird macho undertones-or I suppose overtones, warhammer isn't subtle- but holy shit those are nice suits.
User avatar #230223 - dumerveil (03/22/2014) [-]
But it's just a dad with his kid.
User avatar #230227 - freedomreturns (03/22/2014) [-]
Probably means the comments, the picture is cute.
I'd love it if my dad did something like that for me when i was little.
User avatar #230228 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Before my dad became a dickhole he was totally rad. Like, I was hung up on Michael Jackson's music and videos so he'd take me to concerts and pay dancing classes and buy me replica clothes. Shit was so tubular.
Pardon my 90s.
User avatar #230231 - dumerveil (03/22/2014) [-]
>dancing classes
lol
User avatar #230233 - thebestpieever (03/22/2014) [-]
Nigger, I was the only 9 year old that could moonwalk back then. Now I can't, but I could.
#77 - Yeah, that was probably my least favourite part of Halo 4. 03/22/2014 on HALO: Sangheili Facts -3
#69 - > "Niagara Falls, USA" > Picture is of the…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Not mine, but wow +42
#149 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Somebody already pointed it out
#75 - JackThePornKing (03/22/2014) [-]
annnnnnnnnnnnd I don't care.
User avatar #78 - nightmaren (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I believe you, consider I posted a harmless joke that seems to have offended you enough to make you thumb me down, post a gif of some guy flipping me off, and tell me you don't care.

Protip: Nobody goes out of their way to say they don't care to somebody, when they actually don't care. I wasn't even talking to you, I just posted a general comment; not sure why you're taking it personally.
#80 - JackThePornKing (03/22/2014) [-]
#79 - JackThePornKing (03/22/2014) [-]
I refuse to apologize to a Canadian. It just feels weird man. Like, unnatural but I don't care where the picture is taken from. The entire bit of content is not funny. It's cool. But not funny. THAT, I care about.
#9 - Settle down, son. 03/21/2014 on nap time +1
#101 - Anybody wanna give me a link or some **** on this…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hijacking 0
User avatar #102 - garfvader (03/21/2014) [-]
plane take off normal
plane disappear of radar
plane lose contact
people look for plane
nothing you read about it is confirmed
people are saying shit like it has crashed, china ate it, it was hijacked
but noone knows yet
#327 - Not sure if 'jokeing' or not but that's what his comment is re… 03/19/2014 on yes it should.. 0
#227965 - I hate how I don't know if the venue for the concert I'm going… 03/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#227907 - "My ******* dad died last year who else am I… 03/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#37 - The Dark souls and Warhammer communities are both almost as ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on The FJ Souls Community -4
#54 - patriotpenguin (03/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's NSFW, by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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#42 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
#44 to #44 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
#46 to #46 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
#48 to #48 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
#50 to #50 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Hi
#16 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
#18 to #17 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
#20 to #19 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
#22 to #21 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc ******
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