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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:10/10/2014
Location:Ontario
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#11 - I saw the joke as a statement about pre-2004 society when peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on white power +45
User avatar #14 - wliia (04/29/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, there were a lot of sex jokes that were cut from the show that would be permissible today.
User avatar #17 - nightmaren (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, society's more strict about some things than it was 15 years ago and less strict about other stuff.
#60 - shave your neckbeard  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Men +4
User avatar #93 - lazaman (04/30/2014) [-]
nou
#51 - He looks like a goddamn raptor. ****** badass. 04/29/2014 on swiggity swooty +13
#39 - "whistleblowing cunts"  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on bro code +12
#60 - footballmaniac (04/28/2014) [-]
What you did there... I didn't see it.
#110 - shadowbreech (04/28/2014) [-]
Judging by the face, he was making some sort of fetish reference/joke
You not getting that means you're clean or me getting it means I'm a sick mother fucker...
User avatar #174 - footballmaniac (04/29/2014) [-]
No, I know what he meant. The joke was that I posted a picture of Stevie Wonder.
#175 - shadowbreech (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh, ok, I got your joke, but I thought it was a clever way of asking what he was talking about.
User avatar #178 - footballmaniac (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was afraid that would happen.
#125 - Took me longer than it shoudl've  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Refreshing +3
User avatar #138 - woodenalligator (04/28/2014) [-]
Same here
#106 - Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was… 04/27/2014 on nightmaren's profile 0
#223 - Well I've been fencing for 5-6 years, so that's a change I'd b… 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
#62685 - No, but in my highschool a bunch of kids drive around in truck…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62686 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
Weird. But to be honest, I'm just worrying about the t4 program
#52 - That's not even a Canada Goose. 04/24/2014 on Rare picture of Canadian... +3
#55 - that's your opinion 04/24/2014 on Stars and Nerds Comp 2 +1
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on useless +1
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2014) [-]
#52 - Mfw my sport is mentioned on a post  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Stars and Nerds Comp 2 +1
#54 - hellnineteenninety (04/24/2014) [-]
Running from gay thoughts is not a sport.
User avatar #55 - nightmaren (04/24/2014) [-]
that's your opinion
#250498 - I hate how it's literally impossible to own a book and read it…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #250713 - elitefourcaitlin (04/24/2014) [-]
its more annoying when you lend the book to someone and they return it in shit condition

Like you said, its hard to keep it perfect, but ive gotten books back with the entire cover ruined and pages folded everywhere, and even one that was half pink from a spilled drink

have some fucking respect you careless nigger
#79 - Because it's totally this generation working at oxford 04/23/2014 on Some Kids Will Save The World +2
#102 - "Ripped shrek" I lol'd  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Tumblr Stuff: People +5
#108 - gabemczombie (04/23/2014) [-]
Dear god that reaction picture...
#26 - oh  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on talk about humiliating defeat +1
#34 - bigmaeck (04/23/2014) [-]
I like to use quotes too.....
User avatar #36 - quotes (04/23/2014) [-]
psst...so do i
#37 - bigmaeck (04/23/2014) [-]
dat name
#24 - But that's exactly what feminazis believe  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2014 on talk about humiliating defeat +1
User avatar #25 - pickaxe (04/23/2014) [-]
that's why I'm wondering how none of them have turned the movie into an analogy yet
User avatar #26 - nightmaren (04/23/2014) [-]
oh
#34 - bigmaeck (04/23/2014) [-]
I like to use quotes too.....
User avatar #36 - quotes (04/23/2014) [-]
psst...so do i
#37 - bigmaeck (04/23/2014) [-]
dat name
#250010 - The only time my mom looks into my room and asks me what I'm l… 04/23/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#89 - **** 04/23/2014 on Tales of a 911 dispatcher +1
#70 - same yo 04/22/2014 on Do you remember? 0
#196 - > Implying anime is supposed to simulate real life 04/22/2014 on Dumbass found with two... 0
#10 - that's the point of the show 04/22/2014 on gotta be fresh +1
#9 - Picture 04/22/2014 on gotta be fresh +5
#6825 - > People still rolling Jesus christ, are you all autistic? 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#5 - top kek 04/21/2014 on modern shire 0
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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