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nightmaren

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:7/26/2015
Location:Ontario
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Times Content Favorited:105 times
Total Comments Made:8000
FJ Points:2938

latest user's comments

#12 - What breed is that? 05/26/2013 on You should do something... 0
#46 - I thumbed up until I saw you tried to claim as OC. Bad mov… 05/26/2013 on something i can`t figure... +5
#243 - I'd have no qualms with putting my dick in her 05/26/2013 on Jesus wanted to kill them 0
#87 - Picture 05/26/2013 on Titles are hard 0
#34 - I don't think he's going to have an easy time finding a job af… 05/25/2013 on Don't mess with people... 0
#60186 - Just because they're good doesn't mean that everyone is obliga… 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#31 - I'm not saying they don't. You could just put laxatives in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Don't mess with people... 0
User avatar #33 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
It's not ruining their life.
It's getting them fired from a job they don't deserve.
If you are going to be a massive cunt, and take things that don't belong to you even after you've been asked not to, you deserve something more severe than the shits and squirts.
User avatar #34 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think he's going to have an easy time finding a job after being fired from his last one for drug use.
Besides, I don't think someone should be fired from their job just for eating someone else's brownies, regardless of how many they ate.
This discussion isn't going anywhere, because most morals are subjective to both the situation and the individuals involved, and obviously we have a disagreement this, and nobody's going to budge on their points of view.
#60184 - I specified that you said respect. They're not obligated …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #60185 - Totaler (05/25/2013) [-]
So you're saying we shouldn't respect all the work these people did laying the grounds for today's music?

Ok, fine, Led Zeppelin and the Beatles are complete shit in comparison to the artists of today! Yeah, makes perfect fucking sense.
#60186 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
Just because they're good doesn't mean that everyone is obligated to respect them. I don't really give a shit whether or not they 'layed the grounds' for modern music. If we have the musical artists from 30-40 years ago to thank for today's music, then I'd say they did a pretty shitty fucking job.
#60120 - >"country fan" > wanabe ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #60162 - Totaler (05/25/2013) [-]
No, I was mad about the fact that she was insulting the legends of the genre.

Do I like every single song by guys like Johnny Horton, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, and so forth? No. Could I name them all? No. But do I respect them for the massive breakthroughs they made while laying the groundwork for the artists of today? Yes. And that is what I said in this rant:

"even if you don't like the sound, at least fucking respect it".

So, in return, fuck you.
User avatar #60184 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I specified that you said respect.
They're not obligated to respect them whatsoever. That's just you being a musical elitist cunt.
User avatar #60185 - Totaler (05/25/2013) [-]
So you're saying we shouldn't respect all the work these people did laying the grounds for today's music?

Ok, fine, Led Zeppelin and the Beatles are complete shit in comparison to the artists of today! Yeah, makes perfect fucking sense.
#60186 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
Just because they're good doesn't mean that everyone is obligated to respect them. I don't really give a shit whether or not they 'layed the grounds' for modern music. If we have the musical artists from 30-40 years ago to thank for today's music, then I'd say they did a pretty shitty fucking job.
#60134 - tvfreakuk (05/25/2013) [-]
It seriously pisses me off with stuff like this.
I've posted about this girl before, but it's relevant so I'ma do it again.
This girl I was newly friends with asked me if I liked The Smiths, and I simply said I hadn't heard of them, but later on I decided to give them a listen, and actually liked them. Then I told her, and she suddenly flipped her shit, saying I wasn't a real fan, and that I only listened to them to copy her, and you can only be a fan if you "find them on your own" and she suddenly hated me because I was apparently trying to "copy her style" or some shit.

There was another time I said I liked another band and she was like "Yeah, if you really like them then you should be able to name more than 5 of the their albums/songs!" and said I wasn't a real fan when I couldn't.
Which sucks for me, because I know more people like this, and I just generally have a crap memory; I can't remember every song, or even every band I listen to and if you asked me, I wouldn't be able to answer, most likely... It doesn't mean I don't like the music any less for fuck's sake. It shouldn't be an issue and doesn't make me a "fake fan" or some shit.
#29 - > SOMEONE EATS YOUR BROWNIES > EFFECTIVELY RUIN THEI…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Don't mess with people... 0
User avatar #30 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
Exactly.
If someone is going to be an asshole, and STEAL the things you own, and clearly mark as your own and SOLELY your own.

then they deserve to be punished.
User avatar #31 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying they don't. You could just put laxatives in the brownies or something. That's fair punishment.
Ruining their life is not fair punishment for someone eating your food.
User avatar #33 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
It's not ruining their life.
It's getting them fired from a job they don't deserve.
If you are going to be a massive cunt, and take things that don't belong to you even after you've been asked not to, you deserve something more severe than the shits and squirts.
User avatar #34 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think he's going to have an easy time finding a job after being fired from his last one for drug use.
Besides, I don't think someone should be fired from their job just for eating someone else's brownies, regardless of how many they ate.
This discussion isn't going anywhere, because most morals are subjective to both the situation and the individuals involved, and obviously we have a disagreement this, and nobody's going to budge on their points of view.
#1 - Then you just have to pretend you are mentally disabled.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Biggest fear - OC +14
User avatar #9 - hypocriticalhippo (05/25/2013) [-]
"pretend"
#3 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
i see you have your life sorted out.
#7 - rip 05/25/2013 on KO 0
#60057 - Yes 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#13 - get it because the girl you like doesn't like you beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Mfw i find out that a girls... 0
User avatar #14 - doristori (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, ok. I see what you meant.
#53 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on Take 2 -1
#49 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Take 2 -1
#51 - SpicerHyx Comment deleted by nightmaren
#53 - nightmaren Comment deleted by nightmaren
#5 - What a legend. 05/25/2013 on Nobel Peace for Rogers +22
#47 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Take 2 +3
#48 - SpicerHyx Comment deleted by nightmaren
#49 - nightmaren Comment deleted by nightmaren
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#9 - < TFW the girl you like's friend likes you  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Mfw i find out that a girls... +10
User avatar #30 - ilikespotatoes (05/25/2013) [-]
gif source ?
please
User avatar #36 - tiaatortilla (05/25/2013) [-]
Misfits ♥♥♥
User avatar #23 - doritosandwich (05/25/2013) [-]
Thumbs because Misfits. I love Rudy.
User avatar #37 - tiaatortilla (05/25/2013) [-]
Rudy actually became my favorite
User avatar #12 - doristori (05/25/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #13 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
get it
because the girl you like doesn't like you
because her friend does
ha
User avatar #14 - doristori (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh, ok. I see what you meant.
#60035 - **** , I hate cosplayers. I even hate them having fun. W… 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#60033 - I hate people who seem like they have one hobby/passion, and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #60092 - Metallicock (05/25/2013) [-]
I lol'd at anime
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User avatar #60035 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
Fuck, I hate cosplayers. I even hate them having fun. When I see two weaboos standing there laughing about shit I just get angry, even if they're not laughing about anime.
Why I'm going to anime north with two of my friends tomorrow is beyond me.
#3 - What a ******* legend. 05/25/2013 on Jon Stewert +1
#5 - > someone eats your brownies > Get them fired from t…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Don't mess with people... +1
User avatar #21 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty fair.
Don't be a dick to people who bring their own food, and you won't get punishment.
simple as that.
User avatar #29 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
> SOMEONE EATS YOUR BROWNIES
> EFFECTIVELY RUIN THEIR LIFE

User avatar #30 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
Exactly.
If someone is going to be an asshole, and STEAL the things you own, and clearly mark as your own and SOLELY your own.

then they deserve to be punished.
User avatar #31 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm not saying they don't. You could just put laxatives in the brownies or something. That's fair punishment.
Ruining their life is not fair punishment for someone eating your food.
User avatar #33 - joshofsouls (05/25/2013) [-]
It's not ruining their life.
It's getting them fired from a job they don't deserve.
If you are going to be a massive cunt, and take things that don't belong to you even after you've been asked not to, you deserve something more severe than the shits and squirts.
User avatar #34 - nightmaren (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think he's going to have an easy time finding a job after being fired from his last one for drug use.
Besides, I don't think someone should be fired from their job just for eating someone else's brownies, regardless of how many they ate.
This discussion isn't going anywhere, because most morals are subjective to both the situation and the individuals involved, and obviously we have a disagreement this, and nobody's going to budge on their points of view.
User avatar #6 - sepheroth (05/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan.
#46 - < Bronies' FW 05/25/2013 on TV shows these days 0
#54 - I use the same razor for my balls and my face.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Not all razors are created... +6
User avatar #76 - ivoryhammer (05/25/2013) [-]
Same with me, I wash my balls before I shave them, so it's not disgusting or anything
User avatar #74 - icecreamonnips (05/25/2013) [-]
okthatsjustgross.jpg

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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
User avatar #68 - sleep (06/18/2012) [-]
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#66 - sundip (06/18/2012) [-]
you're a ******
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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