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Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
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Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:10/10/2014
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#69 - I think that's what this post was originally about. The ki…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Oh You +4
User avatar #70 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
That makes a lot of since, thanks for the input.
User avatar #77 - albinodogcrap (05/19/2013) [-]
*sense
User avatar #74 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
your profile pic is in mine
User avatar #79 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
You are the 4th knuckle head that shows his colors. nice gif.
User avatar #81 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
thanks. am i the only that thinks these; are retarded?
User avatar #84 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
I hate emoticons so much. But I hate stuff like XXDDD With a ungodly burning passion. When I see stuff like that I think I'm talking to a 12 yearold girl that can't string together a coherent sentence.
User avatar #87 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
exactly.i once had a .gif of a guy smashing a girls face into a computer screen sayin something like "FUCK YOUR XDDD"
User avatar #88 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
Haha, that is amazing.
User avatar #90 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
i just cant find it. had to do a factory reset on my computer. most likely gone. another thing that makes me upset is the retards talking with numbers not letters. i mean how is this; 0MG TH4T H03 N33D5 T0 D13" even remotely logical
User avatar #94 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
Dude I just returned my computer to its factory defaults. But I put all my stuff on my usb drive. And thought I put my pictures back on and deleted everything off of it. This is like the fifth time I'm lost all my reaction images in a 3 year span. I'm building my own computer from scratch that is extremely powerful so I should not have to reset it anymore. And I hate that shit to. I talk to people in a logical manner with facts and get incoherent crap back. But I will to the random dumbass comment. I feel like you;re my twin.
User avatar #96 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
ive always wanted a twin. i have so many retarded ideas on things we could do. like confusing the fuck out of a teacher
User avatar #102 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
Like to fuck shit up, sound like my kind of in real life friend. I have had circuit knowledge since I was 10. I would make circuits to fuck with people. My old 8th grade teacher I made A device that would record sounds and play them back after 3 seconds of recording. So it would record whatever and then play it back, It would piss people off. I even found a hole in the wall and connected to their speakers around the whole school and Soldered a Bluetooth chip on t as well and I play just had sex across the whole school, It took them 2 weeks to find it. Good times good times. My old friend called me an evil genius cause hell Doing college level circuit at the age of 13 to fuck with people is fun. I was the nerd that fucked shit up. Don't happen to live near TN do you? Also I hate shorten words like. lmao but only when people say it in real life. texting is fine.
User avatar #103 - blargedyblarg (05/19/2013) [-]
nah man i live in georgia. i made a trap using an 300fps airsoft shotty and aan xbox kinect. i accedentally got a cop in the dick with it. he was on the floor for an hour
User avatar #106 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
What part of Georgia? I went down there one time. And was playing around barefoot ( sure you know where this is going) And stepped in some fire ants., started crying was like 10 at the time. And my uncle that lived there got some medicine and put on it and I shit you not 10 minutes later I got attacked by a bunch of hornets. But later mother nature made up for it by letting me catch a gecko. I was sitting in a pick chair outside and the thing turned pick. I thought it was cool. I used to play airsoft as well in expensive gear but I dropped for a while becuase of My trying to get college cradits to join the army.
This was my loadout.
www.evike.com/product_info.php?products_id=34376 Upgraded spring and gearbox to puch over 450 fps.
www.evike.com/product_info.php?products_id=25024 This pistol was a rip off though, only lasted a month before a seal blowed out. And the normal tack vest and stuff. I live in the johnson city area of TN.
User avatar #107 - mookiez (05/19/2013) [-]
Pink chair*
#434 - I'm 6'3", get taller faggot 05/19/2013 on The main problem of short men 0
#58389 - I know, I don't actually believe it, it's just the best I coul… 05/19/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#58384 - I never said I believe in an afterlife. Like Ferrettamer belo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #58448 - davvi (05/20/2013) [-]
now that seems like complete bullshit
#58454 - nightmaren (05/20/2013) [-]
#58386 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
That is such a ludicrous explanation for ghosts that you may as well found a religion based on it.
User avatar #58389 - nightmaren (05/19/2013) [-]
I know, I don't actually believe it, it's just the best I could come up with.
Regardless, I still think ghosts can be scientifically explained, preferably by someone more qualified than myself.
#58372 - I hate how I'm an atheist who believes in ghosts and people th…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #58452 - newposterintown (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel like it's weird to believe in other superstitions when the biggest one eludes you, but I guess that's just you. I guess I can't really argue it.
#58373 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
Ghosts can't be scientifically explained. The whole concept of a soul is religious. If you believe in an afterlife of any kind, you aren't an atheist.
#58384 - nightmaren (05/19/2013) [-]
I never said I believe in an afterlife. Like Ferrettamer below me said, I think it has to do with the DMT in your brain.
DMT is released by your brain in order to calm down your body, probably because it can't handle the stress of facing death.
A lot of ghosts are people who died in a way in which the DMT wouldn't be able to be released (Ie; suddenly being murdered, decapitated in car accidents, etc), and so the stress of dying without the DMT could cause some sort of really high-powered storm in your brain to cause things to happen even after you're gone. That's why ghosts only 'haunt' the place where they died. You never hear of ghosts who haunt a pizza parlour because they liked that place when they were alive, even though they died like 20 km away.
The only reason the whole concept of a ghost is religious, is because we can't logically explain them yet. The whole concept of the sun used to be religious, too, but now we know better, don't we?
User avatar #58448 - davvi (05/20/2013) [-]
now that seems like complete bullshit
#58454 - nightmaren (05/20/2013) [-]
#58386 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
That is such a ludicrous explanation for ghosts that you may as well found a religion based on it.
User avatar #58389 - nightmaren (05/19/2013) [-]
I know, I don't actually believe it, it's just the best I could come up with.
Regardless, I still think ghosts can be scientifically explained, preferably by someone more qualified than myself.
User avatar #58380 - ferrettamer (05/19/2013) [-]
I believe in that thing that you release DMT or some shit when you die, and it makes you imagine stuff.
User avatar #58376 - alexanderburns (05/19/2013) [-]
Someone doesn't know the meaning of theist.
There are scientists who believe that ghosts are some sort of energy.
I personally think that they are figments of one's own imagination, but I like to try to believe that there is some sort of afterlife because I cannot comprehend being nothingness.
#58382 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
That's not a ghost, then. That's an attempt at a scientific reasoning to explain what ghosts really are which, without being trapped souls left to wander the earth, are not ghosts.
Believing in spirits haunting the living and believing in pockets of energy that make "ooooooh" sounds are two very different things.
#58370 - I hate how lately when I'm watching something (either a TV sho… 05/19/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#95 - 3.5/10 05/19/2013 on Oh how the tables have... +1
#33 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Wut +1
#58088 - This deeply upset me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #58092 - garymotherfingoak (05/18/2013) [-]
it is the hatred board after all.
#58087 - Holy **** , egdy 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#21 - This is ******* stupid. For one, it's obviously w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Title +14
#51 - angelmitskano (05/19/2013) [-]
#13 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Typographic Transgression,... +10
#42 - Whoops, I meant to respond to the other guy. My bad  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Patrol +10
#43 - atrumaliger (05/18/2013) [-]
No.

No, I get it.

Message received, Night. Message received.
#58 - flemsdfer (05/18/2013) [-]
cheer up.
#67 - atrumaliger (05/18/2013) [-]
#41 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Patrol +9
#96 - pebar (05/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - nightmaren (05/18/2013) [-]
Whoops, I meant to respond to the other guy. My bad
#43 - atrumaliger (05/18/2013) [-]
No.

No, I get it.

Message received, Night. Message received.
#58 - flemsdfer (05/18/2013) [-]
cheer up.
#67 - atrumaliger (05/18/2013) [-]
#25 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Why can't I hold... +2
#57994 - I love them, as long as my ass doesn't start to get sore 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#14 - Nice try 05/18/2013 on Dave 0
#11 - Is that Derren Brown?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Whore! ! 0
User avatar #32 - rainbowrush (05/18/2013) [-]
Looks very much like it.
#57948 - I have two cysts on my right testicle. I don't know what anal … 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#10808 - Some other things about the movie - When a character is te… 05/18/2013 on Television - cartoon... +2
#10807 - I'm looking for a specific movie. It's Canadian, and I think i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Television - cartoon... +2
User avatar #10808 - nightmaren (05/18/2013) [-]
Some other things about the movie
- When a character is texting someone, a screen pops up above the phone showing what they're saying, and what they're receiving, and when they send it it literally flies out the window
- One of the guy's initial lady-friends is an art teacher, as I said, but she also happens to be teaching the girl that the guy falls in love with
- The guy's best friend looks like the epitome of hipster. He literally looks like the producers went out of his way to make sure he looked like a hipster
- The main guy's hair is like blonde
#18 - Just beautiful 05/18/2013 on Senior prank +7
#57871 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#57839 - Yes he is. 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#57834 - Yes, but that's not without reason. Some people can't just tal…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #57837 - bladeboy (05/18/2013) [-]
Well then he's stuck to being a friendless " pathetic lonely ass loner " if he can't take the chance of talking to someone new.
#57839 - nightmaren (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes he is.
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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