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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Ontario
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#1 - I remember that guy on FJ 2 or 3 years ago who'd always upload… 06/13/2013 on how to eat noodles like a man +2
#1 - Picture 06/13/2013 on Well That Seemed A Bit... 0
#84 - Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough… 06/13/2013 on nightmaren's profile 0
#68830 - Picture 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#68828 - I hate how I hate that I noticed my comment ranking has been s…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#68829 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
I started giving a shit about thumbs the day I realized I could get banned from getting red thumbs. And after phanny said it was easy to get #1 in comments, I had wanted to do it. To be the very best. And I'm failing horribly
We're becoming thumb whores. Slowly, we'll start posting overused jokes and acting like idiots.
User avatar #68831 - alexanderburns (06/13/2013) [-]
Trying too hard and getting red thumbs is a nightmare but, don't worry, I think that most of your comments rokk .
#68878 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
#68832 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
#68830 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
#68825 - You should need to get a permit to be allowed to post on the internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#68874 - EdwardNigma (06/13/2013) [-]
Then why the fuck did I bribe that guy to give me one?!
#68822 - I hate elitists of all breeds, especially people who are eliti… 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#68819 - Actually they're good for four. Cooking, cleaning, vaginas… 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#7 - Since when is batman an anti hero?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on One Piece Rises 0
#14 - RageGuyyourmom (06/12/2013) [-]
Superman is considered the Ideal hero. Batman doesnt give a shit for the law, but fights for justice ergo anti-hero.
User avatar #35 - IamSofaKingdom (06/13/2013) [-]
He actually sin't an anti hero because he has rules like not harming innocents. The Punisher and Deadpool are anti-heroes.
User avatar #9 - RandomAnonGuy (06/12/2013) [-]
He breaks laws and nobody really likes him, does that qualify?
#341 - Yes, that is what the common name for that species of seahorse… 06/12/2013 on Fairy? 0
#338 - Of the 5 Fairy type pokemon we know of, 2 of them are pink, so…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Fairy? 0
User avatar #340 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
sea dragon
#341 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, that is what the common name for that species of seahorse is.
If some scientists discovered a new species of Rabbit, and they decided to call it something like a "Bush Dragon" would that make it reasonable to say that dragons look like rabbits? Of course not.

Dragons don't actually exist, their appearance varies from myth to myth, culture to culture. Same goes for fairies. If you're going to let Latias and Kingdra pass as dragon types, despite not looking like dragons, you have to let Jigglypuff pass as a fairy as well.
#334 - 1. Kingdra does not look like a dragon. Neither does Latios/La…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Fairy? 0
User avatar #337 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
classifying a fairy type with the majority of the pokemon being pink is a little homophobic

google sea dragon - looks exactly like kingdra

latios/latias are legendary so they're a little fucked up to begin with
#338 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
Of the 5 Fairy type pokemon we know of, 2 of them are pink, so I don't know what you're on about. Also, Gamefreak is not obligated to take the word 'fairy' as a term for gay people when considering how they classify their pokemon.
Sea dragon =/= Actual Dragon
User avatar #340 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
sea dragon
#341 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, that is what the common name for that species of seahorse is.
If some scientists discovered a new species of Rabbit, and they decided to call it something like a "Bush Dragon" would that make it reasonable to say that dragons look like rabbits? Of course not.

Dragons don't actually exist, their appearance varies from myth to myth, culture to culture. Same goes for fairies. If you're going to let Latias and Kingdra pass as dragon types, despite not looking like dragons, you have to let Jigglypuff pass as a fairy as well.
#309 - "i know dragon isnt elemental but thats okay bcuz dragons…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Fairy? +5
User avatar #324 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
at least dragon type pokemon look like dragons instead of every pink pokemon classified as fairy because it's fucking pink
User avatar #334 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
1. Kingdra does not look like a dragon. Neither does Latios/Latias
2. I doubt they'd make enough pokemon that look like fairies/pixies/whatever to justify giving them it's own type. They can do that with dragons because you can make a shitload of different dragon designs, which would be substantially different from one another, and have them look cool, and also like pokemon. You could make a shitload of fairy designs, but there'd be a shitload of flaws in that. They'd just change the skin tone, dress, and shape of the wings, probably. And if they were to do that, that wouldn't be like pokemon at all.

TLDR; you wouldn't be able to make a fairy type, if the grounds on which a pokemon is decided whether to be fairy type or not is on whether or not they look like pixies.

Apparently Gamefreak is making a huge mistake by trying to be actually original.
User avatar #337 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
classifying a fairy type with the majority of the pokemon being pink is a little homophobic

google sea dragon - looks exactly like kingdra

latios/latias are legendary so they're a little fucked up to begin with
#338 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
Of the 5 Fairy type pokemon we know of, 2 of them are pink, so I don't know what you're on about. Also, Gamefreak is not obligated to take the word 'fairy' as a term for gay people when considering how they classify their pokemon.
Sea dragon =/= Actual Dragon
User avatar #340 - saturated (06/12/2013) [-]
sea dragon
#341 - nightmaren (06/12/2013) [-]
Yes, that is what the common name for that species of seahorse is.
If some scientists discovered a new species of Rabbit, and they decided to call it something like a "Bush Dragon" would that make it reasonable to say that dragons look like rabbits? Of course not.

Dragons don't actually exist, their appearance varies from myth to myth, culture to culture. Same goes for fairies. If you're going to let Latias and Kingdra pass as dragon types, despite not looking like dragons, you have to let Jigglypuff pass as a fairy as well.
#69 - lel. 06/12/2013 on Portal, why? -1
#142 - ITT: elitism 06/12/2013 on Will Ferrell Says 0
#68089 - fuck you nigger go kill urself 06/11/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#68088 - I hate how nobody worships the green ranger as much as I do. 06/11/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#61 - I'm allergic  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Auto Frustration +3
User avatar #62 - smasselski (06/11/2013) [-]
thats all i was thinking about ahahahahhahahahahha
#61 - The fucking thing isn't even cooked, either. 06/10/2013 on Made me cringe +4
#78217 - Also, what's the name of that meme of the mom? Where's she's l…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #78221 - aclopolipise (06/10/2013) [-]
"Suburban mother", "Suburban mom" and "Authoritarian Suburban Mom" are among the names I've seen it called by, but I'm sure it goes by others. Try searching for those on meme generator or KYM or something, just to make sure it's the right one.
#78216 - That'll be useful, thanks. 06/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#78214 - Yeah, sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #78216 - nightmaren (06/10/2013) [-]
That'll be useful, thanks.
#20 - Yeah, that's what the warp in the west is all about. I haven't… 06/10/2013 on Something interesting I found 0
#78209 - I'm doing a presentation for psychology. It's a power point on…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #78223 - akamrhood (06/10/2013) [-]
There is also a study out there for video games influence on kids that says that it significantly improves our decision making time. Something that would usually take people 5min to make a decision on, people that regularly play video games make that decision in a matter of seconds. It all improves our reaction times. But it also shows that the more violent video games we play causes the area in our brian that expreses sympothy and emotions becomes somewhat less active. I dont have the link i just stumbled upon it from i believe foxnews
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User avatar #78214 - nightmaren (06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure.
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User avatar #78216 - nightmaren (06/10/2013) [-]
That'll be useful, thanks.
#29 - They were all funny except for the ones with hitler. 06/09/2013 on When boys 0
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a shitload of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and shit, because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the shit even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing shit related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's NSFW, by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just shit live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is fucking awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
User avatar #69 - skykapeller (06/18/2012) [-]
NIGGER
User avatar #68 - sleep (06/18/2012) [-]
nigger
#67 - electricsheep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#66 - sundip (06/18/2012) [-]
you're a nigger
#42 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
#44 to #44 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
#46 to #46 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a shitload of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me shit for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other shit that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me shit and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his fucking profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the fuck out and explain to me what the fuck you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
#18 to #17 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
#20 to #19 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's shit, and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a shit
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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