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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Location:Ontario
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#241859 - " If you go woman hunting and all you find is hoors, then…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#241865 - thebestpieever (04/07/2014) [-]
You know, I really hate that whole predatory analogy to hooking up. Like, hooking up requires two people guys, there's no clever puppeteer here. Just two people agreeing to put their tongues in each other's mouth. Women are in the "hunt" of guys to rub crotches with as much as men are.
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#241870 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
I agree, but turkeylegleg's comment was just about generally looking for a girlfriend, not really hooking up.
But the 'hunting' aspect comes from having to actually wheel the chick. Unfortunately we don't live in a world where you can just stroll up to someone and be like "wanna have sex purely for fun?" and have them be open to the idea like "yeah I find you attractive enough." You gotta have game to get them to want it.
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#241872 - thebestpieever (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but here's the deal. She's not some dear innocently standing there waiting to get metaphorically mauled. If you approach her, no matter how you want to toss it, in the end the decision is as much hers as it is your part to be charming. Because no matter how charming you are, there are girls who will never take you home 'cause you're not their type. And some girls just need a hi and a name before playing tonsil tennis. It's a mutual decision. Plus, girls go up to guys as well. Not as often, but it happens.
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#241877 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Mhm.
#241857 - My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotati…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
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#241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#241847 - please leave  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#241849 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
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#241857 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotation marks. I was saying I hate when people say shit like that.
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#241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
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#241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#221 - You look like one of my friends from school, but about half his age.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
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#261 - xXferaligatrXx (04/07/2014) [-]
by any random chance is your friend named jimmy?
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#262 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Nope
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#224 - ninjask (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
#214 - were you trying to take a **** while standing up?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
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#239 - tripscausedthis (04/07/2014) [-]
not trying.....
#187 - I've heard that before too. 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#176 - I've been told I look like this ugly **** by multipl…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#180 - zedacedia (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm seeing Bo Burnham
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#187 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
I've heard that before too.
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#185 - moorbs (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought Bo Burnham before I saw your comment
#157 - You look like the main guy in american pie 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission +1
#156 - You look like wee-man from jack ass. 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#241780 - why does it have more than 4 thumbs 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#155 - > If you don't think an unborn fetus counts as being alive …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Tumblr +13
#358 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2014) [-]
oh did it really? is that the obvious takeaway from that?

well let me ask you
what then is the difference between denying the future life (which i will now define as "kill" because it is a very simple definition) of an unborn fetus and a newborn?
look if you think killing other people is alright then fine at least the argument makes sense
but if you think that killing a human is wrong then how is one any less of a human than the other?

the logical explanation comes from what it means to be human
the majority hold that the main thing that differentiates humans from animals is our faculties of reason
hence, the only time a child finally becomes a human is when they reach the age of reason
so if killing a fetus is not the same as killing a human because killing a human is wrong, then it would technically be okay to kill children under the age of 7

but since im so obviously wrong
why dont you tell me the huge difference between why people think its okay to kill a fetus but not a newborn
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#375 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Basically your entire argument is retarded because you don't understand how abortion works. You can't get an abortion at any stage in pregnancy. Most clinics won't issue an abortion past 24 weeks or something like that. It's not "oh this fetus is out of the vagina now so we can't kill it" it's "this fetus has a certain amount of brain activity so therefore it's alive because death is classified as when your body has 0 brain activity so we can't kill it"
#389 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2014) [-]
the only difference there is the definition of killing
that if its denying future life to something that does not currently have a "certain amount of brain activity" then its suddenly murder as opposed to something with a few hundred less axons the week before

you still haven't mentioned anything of why a small difference in brain activity is so obviously the difference between whether or not its okay to deprive a mass of hydrocarbons a future
if that were the case, then why aren't we aborting all retarded children too?

forgive the reducto ad absurdum argument - lets stay rational.
just tell me why a certain amount of brain activity and a certain lesser amount of brain activity (both of which are comparatively useless) ought to make any substantial difference in determining whether or not something is allowed to continue living?
#169 - >Only 2 criticisms >Rates with a decimal point … 04/06/2014 on Tumblr At Party +1
#241746 - It's such a ******* waste of time too. It's even more annoying… 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#241745 - "no i don't have a girlfiend these days because i have CL…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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#241843 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
Literally thought you ment class as in school, as that can also be used as an excuse to not have a ladyfriend.
Your problem is that you're not looking in the right places. If you go woman hunting and all you find is hoors, then you're in the wrong kitchen. There are women out there that are awesome, but they don't have big boobs or silky hair, so they don't get noticed. I would continue to describe several loops of loneliness, but i'm lazy.
#241847 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
please leave
#241849 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
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#241857 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotation marks. I was saying I hate when people say shit like that.
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#241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
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#241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#76 - Aliens come to earth in a big ship over Johannessburg Pr… 04/06/2014 on titel 0
#92 - As a xenobiologist/worldbuilder I'd say yes because they… 04/06/2014 on Jawa 0
#49 - No need, once the fedora's on it's a sealed deal.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on m'lady +3
#79 - schnitzelwagen (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm a seal and I can confirm the deal.
#14 - Who hasn't 04/06/2014 on . 0
#12 - tfw = that feel when  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on . +1
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#58 - mrmask (04/06/2014) [-]
and this is an alien head:
8====D
#13 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
I've done fucked up
#14 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
Who hasn't
#9 - > Only three phrases > All the same font size 5.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Tumblr At Party +2
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#169 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
>Only 2 criticisms
>Rates with a decimal point
5.5/10, unfinished but made a good point.
#4 - Whoah! I appear to have traveled back in time to 2013! 04/06/2014 on We all regret those two 0
#8 - tfw the Lannisters are your favourite house  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on . 0
#11 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
**oldemordi rolled image** yfw, since you didn't include a pic.
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#12 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
tfw = that feel when
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#58 - mrmask (04/06/2014) [-]
and this is an alien head:
8====D
#13 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
I've done fucked up
#14 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
Who hasn't
#20 - No. It's not living. It's dead inside. 04/06/2014 on Does it really need a... 0
#6 - What game? I never knew how stealth would work on MMORPGs, sin…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Title +4
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#26 - YourAnalProbe (04/06/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft and yes, stealth really does make you invisible to everyone so you can engage in some hardcore voyeurism
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#8 - enemyoftrn (04/06/2014) [-]
What is RP server?
#11 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
Role playing
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#7 - zekeon (04/06/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft.

But yeah, you turn invisible, essentially. But it depends on your level also. Say you're level 10 and you go into stealth mode. A level 1 would have to stand on your toes to see you, another level 10 would have to be within a foot or two and facing you, while a level 60 or something would still see you clear as day.

So levelling up and stealthing into areas where low levels are RPing is amusing. It's great if you're a voyeur.
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#14 - wiredguy (04/06/2014) [-]
wait wait, I thought people on your own faction could always see you when you stealth?
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#17 - vaggay (04/06/2014) [-]
only when you're in their party/raid
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#18 - wiredguy (04/06/2014) [-]
oh
I never knew that

I only played it years and years ago, maybe it changed, or I was just oblivious.
hm
#20 - anticitezenone (04/06/2014) [-]
And the thing in the content?

That shit actually happens.

Apparently there's also a futa guild on moon guard that is serious
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#33 - KillinTime (04/06/2014) [-]
would you

happen to have

the guilds name?
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#115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#98 to #97 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
#99 to #98 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#100 to #99 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
#102 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
#103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and ****, because that looks absolutely terrifying.
#105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
#106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anon (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
#94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
#95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
#107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
#108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
#109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
#110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
#111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
#113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
#114 to #113 - rokkarokkaali (05/11/2014) [-]
ite
#112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
#96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
#85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
#86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
#87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
#88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
#89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
#90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
#91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's ****, by the way.
#92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
#83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
#84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
#81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
#82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
#78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
#79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
#80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
#72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
#73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
#74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
#75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
#76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
#69 - skykapeller (06/18/2012) [-]
******
#68 - sleep (06/18/2012) [-]
******
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