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#9 - Picture 04/05/2014 on Didn't see that coming 0
#5 - What's the second one?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on It depends on how you look... 0
User avatar #6 - monswine (04/05/2014) [-]
Jurassic Park
#7 - Trailer park boys is the funniest ******* show I've ever seen. 04/05/2014 on Just the way she goes Rick +1
#14 - I KNOW RIGHT ******* 11 YEAR OLD KID PLAYING A GAME FOR…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Next generation of gamers +13
User avatar #49 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
no but for real, he had a supervisor who had obviously played the game before, and due to the fact that he was only 11, the other dude should have informed him that the throwing knves are inferior to the arrows. So again, why was he buying poison throwing knves?
User avatar #161 - nightmaren (04/05/2014) [-]
Maybe because the 'supervisor' wanted to let the kid enjoy himself and do what he wanted, instead of being an elitist cunt about it?
User avatar #162 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
because geing stuck in a game with shit tier gear unable to progress because you wasted resources picking up something you wont need is fucking fun right? and of course an easily avoidable mistake because 11 year olds are perfectly capable of taking on a game with an insanely high learning curve for beginners with no help at all right? Always making the right decisions and use logic to find the harder answers?

I mean, Jesus fucking christ, if you truly think that pointing a new player in the right direction is being an eletist cunt, then I will tell you this.

YOU are a cunt.
User avatar #163 - nightmaren (04/05/2014) [-]
I never said there's anything wrong with pointing someone in the right direction, but if you think it's someone's responsibility to tell a kid that he's playing the game wrong, THEN you're a cunt. Maybe the supervisor didn't even know that poison knives are apparently so bad they serve no purpose in the game whatsoever, maybe he was under the assumption that if there's a piece of equipment in a game, then it would be reasonable to try to use said equipment?
User avatar #165 - pulpunderground (04/06/2014) [-]
you make my words sound very dictator like, I'm not saying the dude has a responsibility to tell the kid he's playing the game wrong. But give him useful pointers if he's about to make a mistake. I've already displayed my opinion of said equipment in my ealier comments, and that poison throwing knives are not useful in PvE early game (or even that much mid-late game) but used in PvP which requires a high skillcap to participate in. That much should appear logical to the majority of DS players
#82 - soloman (04/05/2014) [-]
Check yourself brah. Poison knives are way better for 1v1 PvP. You can toss them instantly without having to pull a bow out of your ass and take aim.

My first char was a thief, so I used both poison arrows and poison knives, I'm not saying arrows suck or anything, but knives have their purpose.
User avatar #85 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
but you probably wont be playing PvP until you've completed your first playthrough (and if you do you'll get your ass kicked) which this kid obviously had not
#86 - soloman (04/05/2014) [-]
Haven't even completed a playthrough yet, and am pretty ballin at PvP... But that's probably because I jumped into it right away and kept at it until I stopped getting my ass handed to me.

But anyways my point still stands that arrows aren't strictly better, so why all the throwing knife hate?

Do you play PC?
User avatar #93 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
I think the point where arrows take a major lead is that they scale (well the bow scales but you know what I mean) where as the throwing knives has no scaling. Also a bow can be aimed manually from much further away.

Dark souls is my first experience with a non casual game so I feel more safe in PvP if I have some decent gear due to the fact that I still can't outplay the majority of players.

And yes, but I play DS on my PS3
User avatar #119 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
>derp souls
>"non casual"

Capital lol
User avatar #121 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
look man, I'm not trying to say that Dark souls is the HARDESTEST GAME EVUR DERR! But you CANNOT be so elitist that you will call Dark Souls a casual game, because it is fucking not.
#96 - soloman (04/05/2014) [-]
Usually if you're dealing with poison, you're aim is straight up just to poison them, and in that regard a quick toss is better then taking aim with a bow. Fire arrows and et cetera are better for straight up long range damage.

What do you mean by that? After playing that game, I don't even know what I consider casual and non-casul anymore.

Oh, well that's what I was asking.
User avatar #100 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
I see your point but still personally prefer arrows

What I think of as a casual game is one that you can play to the end without ever running into a challenge you need to work to overcome
#102 - soloman (04/05/2014) [-]
Then what the hell kinds of games did you play before DS??
User avatar #111 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
played loads of different games, when I was younger I got really frustrated when I couldn't progress in a game and would stop playing. So I just kind of played easy games and kept doing it woithout ever trying out games that where too difficult beause I thought I wouldn't enjoy it, up until last christmas when I got dark souls.

AC Brotherhood/revalations
gta VC - 5
DMC 3-6
Portal / 2
Prototype / 2
L4D / 2 (and just a bunch of zombie games)
Burnout: takedown/revenge
Mass effect 1-3
Crysis 2
Amnesia TDD

& oldschool classics

Spyro, Super Mario, Pokemon, Tekken, mortal combat, DBZ budokai and stuff like that

(played and completed games)
#117 - soloman (04/05/2014) [-]
Well then I don't think your definition is very good. Just a few examples, Portal 1/2 are puzzle games, so you have to overcome challenges to get through it.. And Amnesia TDD?!? Playing that game for more than 10 minutes is a challenge in itself! (Also has puzzles and whatnot.)
User avatar #118 - pulpunderground (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm fairly good with puzzles so I never found portal that diffucult, and the game itself has to be hard, not be hard to play because it's scary
#87 - The only redeeming thing about the game in my eyes is the char… 04/04/2014 on Elder scrolls online! +1
#78 - These posts always break my heart into a million pieces 04/04/2014 on i didnt ask for these feels +1
#260 - "this just happened" I've seen this at least 6 t… 04/04/2014 on Magic Dance 0
#89 - I am a fencer and I still don't really see it, except for on t… 04/04/2014 on Knock knock 0
#87 - He got the walk pretty much perfect 04/04/2014 on Knock knock 0
#18 - That's pretty dogmatic. 04/04/2014 on Dear doG +1
#92 - Jesus christ I hate people 04/03/2014 on Pol +1
#337 - I guess, but longswords are designed to be strong enough to pe… 04/03/2014 on I can smell the tears of... 0
#239020 - Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean I'm trolling.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #239021 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh, we reached th point of THISE pictures. Can't blame me for thinking so. Be funny. This imag was justgeneric trolling material either way so I couldn't care less if you were posting it seriously. Smelljg errors cause I am kind of drunk. Or no, not really,, just km the celllphone on my way to school
#63 - Well yeah, it's hard to have a comic about a mother tearing ou… 04/03/2014 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. 0
#78 - Yeah, that definitely wouldn't happen. It's sad that there's l… 04/03/2014 on I can smell the tears of... +2
#70 - I live to serve 04/03/2014 on Made me laugh sooooooo 0
#3 - Well then that's pretty ******* impressive 04/03/2014 on So This Is How Twilight Was... 0
#56 - longsword* oops 04/03/2014 on I can smell the tears of... 0
#55 - >smashing a blade that's not intended to be smashed against…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on I can smell the tears of... 0
#334 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
longswords aren't meant to be smashed against other swords just as much as katanas aren't.
User avatar #337 - nightmaren (04/03/2014) [-]
I guess, but longswords are designed to be strong enough to penetrate armour. The katana never had to go up against any kind of armour other than the cloth and leathers that were used in it's time. Katanas aren't as strong or as durable as longswords because they never had to be. Obviously when you strike a katana against a longsword that's being supported and held up on both ends the katana's going to take the worst of the damage, because longswords are designed to go up against metal as well as flesh. Katanas only ever went up against flesh.
#71 - angreif (04/03/2014) [-]
Just so you know what the post is referring to
User avatar #78 - nightmaren (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, that definitely wouldn't happen. It's sad that there's losers out there who think it could.
#58 - moggz (04/03/2014) [-]
weeaboo teaarrs
User avatar #57 - sirbonzaiatak (04/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - nightmaren (04/03/2014) [-]
longsword* oops
#36 - This mostly just made me sad  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. +7
#62 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
It's a strange combination of sad and "oh god, what the fuck".
User avatar #63 - nightmaren (04/03/2014) [-]
Well yeah, it's hard to have a comic about a mother tearing out her own intestines to make her child a swing without a touch of "oh god what the fuck" in there somewhere.
#39 - Half of these look like ******* bionicles. 04/03/2014 on Iron Man Mashups 0
#12 - This show was cash money 04/03/2014 on And then they fucked +1
#56 - > Not wanting The Incredibles 2: Frozone's Adopted kid Meets Japan 04/03/2014 on 'Want' vs 'Do NOT Want' -... +10
#66 - NO 04/03/2014 on amazing cringe 0
#132 - That one with the daughter asking her dad for cigarettes made me sad. 04/03/2014 on ilerminaty 0


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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
User avatar #68 - sleep (06/18/2012) [-]
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#66 - sundip (06/18/2012) [-]
you're a ******
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'


#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.

If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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