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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:4/23/2014
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#1783
Highest Content Rank:#7562
Highest Comment Rank:#395
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Comment Level Progress: 75.2% (752/1000)
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Total Comments Made:7760
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#167 - Just tell me you're troll ing and we can move on. 08/29/2012 on Canada 0
#44 - It's true the plot is pretty cliche, but you have to remember …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Avatar +1
User avatar #47 - commontroll (08/29/2012) [-]
Who's to say he didn't change the script around? Besides, there was also Dancing with Wolves, that was basically a more gritty version of Pocahontas, and if I recall correctly, it came out before the Disney movie.
User avatar #48 - nightmaren (08/29/2012) [-]
Well the original script was released. I haven't read it, but it is the same.
And he did change the script a bit. For one, Jake's name is Josh or something.
#157 - What? All I said was that milk from bags is better.He was born…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Canada +3
#161 - jewsjewsjews (08/29/2012) [-]
LOL, oh god, you fucking destroyed him. That's just epic.
#54 - Hardest question I had to answer on that site was "Know a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Impossible choice. 0
User avatar #64 - voldemortsnipples (08/29/2012) [-]
Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blde vs. Cut the tips of your fingers off.
#62 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
Liberal arts vs. Ph.D.
#40 - I like Avatar (James Cameron) not sure why it's getting a …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Avatar +4
#65 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
Because people hate anything that is popular.

Avatar, Macs, iPhones, COD, the list goes on
User avatar #55 - Hreidmar (08/29/2012) [-]
It's not a bad movie, and I don't think you can deny that visually it's absolutely brilliant. But the thing that people dislike is that it's such a terrible plot. It's pocahontas with guns and blue people who sodomize horses with their hair. That's my outlook on it, anyway.
#42 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
Everyone has their own reasons for liking or disliking something, but I'll give you a few of the reasons why I don't particularly like James Cameron's Avatar. Plot-wise, it was simply Pocahontas with names changed and set in space. It's special effects may have been top notch, but a single aspect of a movie (or any art) should not be the only creative or original part to be considered great.

TL;DR
Anon opinion, so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #44 - nightmaren (08/29/2012) [-]
It's true the plot is pretty cliche, but you have to remember it was written in 1994, one year before Pocahontas came out.
It wasn't developed until 2009 because James Cameron wanted to hold off until the proper technology became available.
User avatar #47 - commontroll (08/29/2012) [-]
Who's to say he didn't change the script around? Besides, there was also Dancing with Wolves, that was basically a more gritty version of Pocahontas, and if I recall correctly, it came out before the Disney movie.
User avatar #48 - nightmaren (08/29/2012) [-]
Well the original script was released. I haven't read it, but it is the same.
And he did change the script a bit. For one, Jake's name is Josh or something.
#29 - I lol'd hard. 08/29/2012 on meep meep, meep meep 0
#106 - This is the only time I've ever tolerated a comment starting w… 08/29/2012 on Canada -1
#103 - Port ******* perry. 08/29/2012 on Canada 0
#101 - It does come in bags, moron. They're like plastic sacs. It kee… 08/29/2012 on Canada +1
#40 - This comic made me laugh, because of the lack of rage faces. T… 08/29/2012 on EVERY DAMN TIME 0
#238 - How was Gahndi not a peace activist?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Assassination 0
#245 - funmanigro (08/29/2012) [-]
same with Malcom and JFK. Anons gonna anon...
#170 - >Undo millions of years of evolution Yes, humans h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on The SheWee +1
#188 - mahavir has deleted their comment.
#166 - Can someone explain to me what's going on? So someone's …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Out of fucking nowhere! +4
#172 - organicposter (08/29/2012) [-]
/watch?v=rcZj3rEthuY

Sauce
User avatar #170 - heibel (08/29/2012) [-]
He was trying to jump into the pool, and then it seams that the other tard tried to push him in but did it too early and then this happened
#31 - She has no canines. 08/28/2012 on Morbid for pubes.. +2
#119 - Yeah, no free health care is closer to communism, because it's…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Socialism -2
#124 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
it was invented by socialists. socialism and communism are all for state provision of services such as education and healthcare.
#123 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
dying because you cannot afford health care is not a characteristic of communism because communist states usually have a socialist economy with free health care.

dying such a way is more associated with places where hospitals and medicines exist to make money, like the United States.
#146 - Picture 08/28/2012 on that explain +2
#145 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on that explain +2
#146 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#144 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on that explain +2
#145 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#146 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#143 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2012 on that explain +2
#144 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#145 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#146 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#55 - Picture 08/28/2012 on that explain +10
#49 - I've got a reaction folder with something like 70+ images, pur…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2012 on that explain +5
#108 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
post ALL the gifs!
#143 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#144 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#145 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#146 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#73 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
That's nice, but did any of them come from Tumblr?
User avatar #51 - abotu (08/28/2012) [-]
Is it too soon to ask you to marry me?
#55 - nightmaren (08/28/2012) [-]
#148 - Feels for days. 08/28/2012 on The best grandma in the world 0
#18 - The Global logo in the corner was the first thing I noticed. 08/27/2012 on Mother of God... 0
#55 - "miracles, therefore, religion is proven" 08/27/2012 on Religion is like Internet... 0
#9 - **** you ****** . 08/27/2012 on Laughing Seal 0
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#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's NSFW, by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
#44 to #44 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
#46 to #46 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
#48 to #48 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
#50 to #50 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Hi
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
#18 to #17 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
#20 to #19 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
#22 to #21 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc ******
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