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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Ontario
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 728 total,  1082 ,  354
Comment Thumbs: 25701 total,  32004 ,  6303
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 73 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 24% (240/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:5
Content Views:53100
Times Content Favorited:105 times
Total Comments Made:7946
FJ Points:2878

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#7 - That was adorable 09/23/2012 on Live like there's no tomorrow +2
#11 - Wow, those rage faces totally emphasized the joke and made thi… 09/23/2012 on food? +24
#28 - do you even lift 09/23/2012 on I don't even -1
#18 - I know, what kind of sick minded **** would inclu… 09/23/2012 on escalator +2
#5 - Someone didn't think their comment through. 09/23/2012 on condom ad +4
#16 - Well he's directly responsible for it, if you think 'blame' so…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Oh Slendy +18
#56 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
Someone is butthurt. Please apply your anal cream.
User avatar #177 - nightmaren (09/23/2012) [-]
Way to go dude, I now have -9001 less respect for pewdiepie fans. I always hated his obsessive weaboo fangirls, but I could tolerate the rest of his viewers.You just fucked it up.
#194 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
-9001 less?
>-
>less
=
positive

You have over 9000 respects for pewdiepie.
#176 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
hahaha! damn dude you tried to go anon but still have the same IP? fucking pathetic is what you are you butthurt motherfucker!
#121 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
samefag
#7 - Well that facebook page has been around before the game came o…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Oh Slendy +18
User avatar #11 - mcrut (09/23/2012) [-]
Why would you blame pewdiepie, you can say he indirectly started the trend but he found a cool looking game, and shared it by playing it, everyone else followed.
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (09/23/2012) [-]
Well he's directly responsible for it, if you think 'blame' sounds like too negative of a word, then I apologize.
I didn't think he was sitting in his house rubbing his knuckles going "I KNOW JUST WHAT I'LL DO, I'LL PLAY AN INDY GAME ABOUT AN INDY ENTITY THAT IS VALUED BY THOSE WHO KNOW HIM, SO MY MILLIONS OF 13 YEAR OLD FANGIRLS WILL ASSUME THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, THUS TURNING HIM INTO WHAT THE INTERNET CALLS 'CANCER', IT'S GENIUS, MUHAHAHAHAHA"
I don't hate him for it, because he didn't intend for it to happen, but I'd say it's definitely his fault.
#56 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
Someone is butthurt. Please apply your anal cream.
User avatar #177 - nightmaren (09/23/2012) [-]
Way to go dude, I now have -9001 less respect for pewdiepie fans. I always hated his obsessive weaboo fangirls, but I could tolerate the rest of his viewers.You just fucked it up.
#194 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
-9001 less?
>-
>less
=
positive

You have over 9000 respects for pewdiepie.
#176 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
hahaha! damn dude you tried to go anon but still have the same IP? fucking pathetic is what you are you butthurt motherfucker!
#121 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
samefag
#11746 - Yeah, and it was mostly played by RPG fans. Now, the peopl… 09/22/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#154947 - Could someone walk me through how to install daggerfall with D… 09/22/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#11732 - He was definitely troll ing.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #11750 - harryscene (09/22/2012) [-]
It's hard to explain this without sounding like a raging retard... There's this video where these guys play "40 memes in one song" video, so I see this in the comments. I think that he still uses those shit memes, but he doesn't care what people think about him. There are plenty of people that are like that. The video itself was called the Gag thing or something.
User avatar #11797 - cleverguy (09/23/2012) [-]
not a quartet and a lot of them weren't even memes
#11731 - I hate when people are talking about their 'super-cool' skyrim…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#11763 - fuckmyoldaccount (09/23/2012) [-]
Oblivion was broken.

I found out in my second playthrough(by then, I learned minor skills don't level you, and monsters level with you).

I became a mage with all melee major skills. This lead to me already being a hurricane of death and destruction by level 10, and only leveling to increase attributes.

Regardless of Enchanting/Smithing being OP as fuck, Skyrim is still less broken then Oblivion.
#11764 - fuckmyoldaccount (09/23/2012) [-]
Besides, people said that exact same thing minus the Shouts and Dragons part(and replace Harbinger/Nightingale with Guildmaster/Grey Fox of the Fighters/Thieves Guild) about Oblivion.
User avatar #11745 - mvainer (09/22/2012) [-]
but oblivion was popular too
User avatar #11746 - nightmaren (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, and it was mostly played by RPG fans.
Now, the people you hear going "d00d i got a 9001 kill streak in cod last night man, so sick" are going "d00d i made another set of daedric armour in skyrim last night man, so sick"
#31 - xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22/2012 on Op was an odd child. 0
#7 - I lol'd hard. 09/21/2012 on good job luke 0
#2 - I don't think your brain works as fast as your slowest brain c… 09/20/2012 on Title 0
#6 - Comment deleted 09/19/2012 on Dentist 0
#1 - I don't know why this made me sad. 09/19/2012 on Supa Gooby 0
#1 - Comment deleted 09/19/2012 on shut yo face, bitch 0
#3 - Do you honestly think he isn't troling? 09/19/2012 on look +1
#187 - You're welcome, my son. 09/19/2012 on Good thing I never eat a... +2
#67 - I find glasses really attractive, but that chick is ugly as …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on I wonder +1
User avatar #68 - symustafa (09/14/2012) [-]
I guess we have different tastes then........
#22 - these are always funny. 09/14/2012 on Shloopiddy Poop 0
#7 - no worries 09/14/2012 on A Moment of Silence For Him... 0
#10 - This made me sad :c 09/14/2012 on Poor things have been lied... +1
#10693 - true enough 09/14/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#5 - I know, I'm talking about the description of this post, where …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on A Moment of Silence For Him... 0
#6 - anustraveller (09/14/2012) [-]
oh, ok. Sorry, but you didn't say anything about the description in your first comment.
User avatar #7 - nightmaren (09/14/2012) [-]
no worries
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Hi
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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