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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:4/23/2014
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#1745
Highest Content Rank:#7562
Highest Comment Rank:#395
Content Thumbs: 727 total,  1081 ,  354
Comment Thumbs: 25100 total,  31320 ,  6220
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 73 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 75.2% (752/1000)
Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:52532
Times Content Favorited:106 times
Total Comments Made:7758
FJ Points:2391

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#100 - The only reason I bothered pointing it out was because you wer…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Pretty much /: +1
User avatar #102 - finblob (03/09/2014) [-]
I know, but if you look at the thumbs you realise how sad FJ really is when it comes to someone being wrong over something. I'm not too bothered about thumbs but jeez.
User avatar #103 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's kind of funny sometimes though, like when someone goes for dubs and gets like a 54 and they have like -60 thumbs over it. I always laugh.
User avatar #104 - finblob (03/09/2014) [-]
I guess. I'm probably being a moany cow right now.
#222108 - "hue ash ketchum 4evr 10 year olde!!!!!" 03/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
#3 - Shrek made this 10 billion times better, as usual.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Fairy pokemon +10
#8 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/09/2014) [-]
shrek is love shrek is life
#59 - I'm reading that currently. Only reason I came down into the c… 03/09/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. 0
#52 - That's the size I made it in and it's a stock photo 03/09/2014 on Why my graphic design... 0
#22 - I also used that to make an advertisement for America. 03/09/2014 on Why my graphic design... +4
#21 - Here's what I wasted my time doing in my graphic design calss  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Why my graphic design... +6
#25 - puzekatt (03/09/2014) [-]
explain why it's so small and why there's a watermark in the middle then
User avatar #52 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
That's the size I made it in and it's a stock photo
#35 - dehnoobshow (03/09/2014) [-]
The watermark is that of photobucket. Which means he uploaded it there to show off to other people. He left it there for a while, forgot about it, deleted his original file, and remembered it today.
Also, thumbed you up to avoid you getting more butthurt than you should at my comment.
User avatar #41 - puzekatt (03/09/2014) [-]
i dont really give a shit either way, just didnt look legit
#22 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
I also used that to make an advertisement for America.
#40 - "a billion"  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Pretty much /: +12
User avatar #98 - finblob (03/09/2014) [-]
I was going to put "Inb4 people cry because I'm innacurate" but I thought FJ was more mature than that.

I guess I was wrong
User avatar #100 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
The only reason I bothered pointing it out was because you were being a stickler over the use of the word later.
I know you were exaggerating, but the use of the word "later" in the comment is also an exaggeration, so.
User avatar #102 - finblob (03/09/2014) [-]
I know, but if you look at the thumbs you realise how sad FJ really is when it comes to someone being wrong over something. I'm not too bothered about thumbs but jeez.
User avatar #103 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's kind of funny sometimes though, like when someone goes for dubs and gets like a 54 and they have like -60 thumbs over it. I always laugh.
User avatar #104 - finblob (03/09/2014) [-]
I guess. I'm probably being a moany cow right now.
#118 - It just seems like the aspect of homeless people being drawn t… 03/09/2014 on even loooooonger fact comp 0
#116 - How is that a problem?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on even loooooonger fact comp +1
#117 - hentaisweetie (03/09/2014) [-]
Did I say it was a problem?
User avatar #118 - nightmaren (03/09/2014) [-]
It just seems like the aspect of homeless people being drawn to the parks is kind of the whole point, so if someone points it out it seems like they're against it.
#7 - tyler the creators a legend 03/08/2014 on Tyler on Cyberbullying 0
#56 - Unless your favourite pokemon is a mediocre, overlooked Pokemo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Growing up 0
#60 - bigjinfinity (03/07/2014) [-]
Garchomp ftw
He isn't mediocre but definitely the rest you said
#16 - If you're catholic, your animals go to heaven. That's pretty m… 03/06/2014 on Rock +1
#52 - Please keep making more. This **** is ****… 03/06/2014 on WTF Bullshit 0
#16 - Oh that's right, it's black and white and they're wearing suit…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Know the difference +4
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (03/05/2014) [-]
now youve got it
#198 - At least there were no skellingtons. 03/05/2014 on Having trouble sleeping?... +3
#164 - This should be in morbid. It's too spooky. 03/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#218129 - I've played the beta and it's not like CoD at all. The free-ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#220649 - titanfall (03/07/2014) [-]
only ideots say im that cod fag
#99 - I dunno, son. 03/04/2014 on Exercise is Good for You 0
#217419 - First person shooter = cod ok son  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #217627 - misticalz (03/04/2014) [-]
Lol the people who made it were the best people they could get at infinity ward.

but ok
User avatar #217521 - rokkarokkaali (03/04/2014) [-]
It's made by the same group of people that worked on the earlier CoDs. I watched some gameplay and when you're not fighting giant mechs it's extremely similar to CoD.
User avatar #218129 - nightmaren (03/04/2014) [-]
I've played the beta and it's not like CoD at all. The free-running and jump-pack shit is unreal, and the full game will be different, but there's not nearly as many weapons as there would be in a CoD game. The only real similarity between the two is that you die easily if you get shot at. There's no minions in CoD either.
I don't enjoy playing CoD games at all, but I had a lot of fun playing the titanfall beta. They don't feel the same, they don't look the same, the only real similarity is that they're both FPS.
#220649 - titanfall (03/07/2014) [-]
only ideots say im that cod fag
#8 - "inject with cancer"  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +49
User avatar #64 - dyalibya (03/04/2014) [-]
Stupid as shit
#9 - hairibar (03/03/2014) [-]
Well, Hugo Chávez did think the USA did that to him (still stupid)
#45 - carlsagouin (03/04/2014) [-]
That's possible although they obviously didn't inject cancer.
Also, Chavez wasn't the only one.
#9 - Picture 03/03/2014 on alpha male 0
#216915 - He's doing it for us. I feel like there's users on this site w… 03/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#216637 - I hate the term "bump uglies". It's ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #216643 - mapleknight (03/03/2014) [-]
yeah, I'm like 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999991% sure that was made in some shit-tier excuse of a way to keep kids from banging because it sounds stupid and kinda gross
it correlates to sex because people find the sexual organs the most "sinful" and "dirty" parts of the body, and therefore they are 'ugly' and when you fuck somehow you 'bump them'
#18 - Praise the great lord of renewal 03/03/2014 on Good Bye +1
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#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's NSFW, by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
#18 to #17 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
#20 to #19 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
#22 to #21 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc ******
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