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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DSi, PS2, Wii, Laptop
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Ontario
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#19 - These never get old 04/08/2014 on Auto Frustration +5
#33 - All of these are ******* hilarious. I just got th… 04/08/2014 on Drake the type of nigga +1
#68 - bu-but they were all evil and deserved it! 04/08/2014 on This is not bait m8 0
#11 - Pollock cat looks like a nutsack.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Historia 0
User avatar #14 - dickbewt (04/08/2014) [-]
Mate, if your nutsack looks like that, I'd see a doctor.
#36 - DAMN ***** 04/08/2014 on Boom in Face 0
#375 - Basically your entire argument is retarded because you don't u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Tumblr 0
#389 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2014) [-]
the only difference there is the definition of killing
that if its denying future life to something that does not currently have a "certain amount of brain activity" then its suddenly murder as opposed to something with a few hundred less axons the week before

you still haven't mentioned anything of why a small difference in brain activity is so obviously the difference between whether or not its okay to deprive a mass of hydrocarbons a future
if that were the case, then why aren't we aborting all retarded children too?

forgive the reducto ad absurdum argument - lets stay rational.
just tell me why a certain amount of brain activity and a certain lesser amount of brain activity (both of which are comparatively useless) ought to make any substantial difference in determining whether or not something is allowed to continue living?
#262 - Nope 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#241877 - Mhm. 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#241870 - I agree, but turkeylegleg's comment was just about generally l…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #241872 - thebestpieever (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but here's the deal. She's not some dear innocently standing there waiting to get metaphorically mauled. If you approach her, no matter how you want to toss it, in the end the decision is as much hers as it is your part to be charming. Because no matter how charming you are, there are girls who will never take you home 'cause you're not their type. And some girls just need a hi and a name before playing tonsil tennis. It's a mutual decision. Plus, girls go up to guys as well. Not as often, but it happens.
User avatar #241877 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Mhm.
#241859 - " If you go woman hunting and all you find is hoors, then…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #241865 - thebestpieever (04/07/2014) [-]
You know, I really hate that whole predatory analogy to hooking up. Like, hooking up requires two people guys, there's no clever puppeteer here. Just two people agreeing to put their tongues in each other's mouth. Women are in the "hunt" of guys to rub crotches with as much as men are.
User avatar #241870 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
I agree, but turkeylegleg's comment was just about generally looking for a girlfriend, not really hooking up.
But the 'hunting' aspect comes from having to actually wheel the chick. Unfortunately we don't live in a world where you can just stroll up to someone and be like "wanna have sex purely for fun?" and have them be open to the idea like "yeah I find you attractive enough." You gotta have game to get them to want it.
User avatar #241872 - thebestpieever (04/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but here's the deal. She's not some dear innocently standing there waiting to get metaphorically mauled. If you approach her, no matter how you want to toss it, in the end the decision is as much hers as it is your part to be charming. Because no matter how charming you are, there are girls who will never take you home 'cause you're not their type. And some girls just need a hi and a name before playing tonsil tennis. It's a mutual decision. Plus, girls go up to guys as well. Not as often, but it happens.
User avatar #241877 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Mhm.
#241857 - My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotati…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
User avatar #241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#241847 - please leave  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#241849 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #241857 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotation marks. I was saying I hate when people say shit like that.
User avatar #241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
User avatar #241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#221 - You look like one of my friends from school, but about half his age.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
User avatar #261 - xXferaligatrXx (04/07/2014) [-]
by any random chance is your friend named jimmy?
User avatar #262 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #224 - ninjask (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
#214 - were you trying to take a **** while standing up?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
User avatar #239 - tripscausedthis (04/07/2014) [-]
not trying.....
#187 - I've heard that before too. 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#176 - I've been told I look like this ugly **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#180 - zedacedia (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm seeing Bo Burnham
User avatar #187 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
I've heard that before too.
User avatar #185 - moorbs (04/06/2014) [-]
I thought Bo Burnham before I saw your comment
#157 - You look like the main guy in american pie 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission +1
#156 - You look like wee-man from jack ass. 04/06/2014 on Lookalike Contest Submission 0
#241780 - why does it have more than 4 thumbs 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#155 - > If you don't think an unborn fetus counts as being alive …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Tumblr +13
#358 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2014) [-]
oh did it really? is that the obvious takeaway from that?

well let me ask you
what then is the difference between denying the future life (which i will now define as "kill" because it is a very simple definition) of an unborn fetus and a newborn?
look if you think killing other people is alright then fine at least the argument makes sense
but if you think that killing a human is wrong then how is one any less of a human than the other?

the logical explanation comes from what it means to be human
the majority hold that the main thing that differentiates humans from animals is our faculties of reason
hence, the only time a child finally becomes a human is when they reach the age of reason
so if killing a fetus is not the same as killing a human because killing a human is wrong, then it would technically be okay to kill children under the age of 7

but since im so obviously wrong
why dont you tell me the huge difference between why people think its okay to kill a fetus but not a newborn
User avatar #375 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
Basically your entire argument is retarded because you don't understand how abortion works. You can't get an abortion at any stage in pregnancy. Most clinics won't issue an abortion past 24 weeks or something like that. It's not "oh this fetus is out of the vagina now so we can't kill it" it's "this fetus has a certain amount of brain activity so therefore it's alive because death is classified as when your body has 0 brain activity so we can't kill it"
#389 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2014) [-]
the only difference there is the definition of killing
that if its denying future life to something that does not currently have a "certain amount of brain activity" then its suddenly murder as opposed to something with a few hundred less axons the week before

you still haven't mentioned anything of why a small difference in brain activity is so obviously the difference between whether or not its okay to deprive a mass of hydrocarbons a future
if that were the case, then why aren't we aborting all retarded children too?

forgive the reducto ad absurdum argument - lets stay rational.
just tell me why a certain amount of brain activity and a certain lesser amount of brain activity (both of which are comparatively useless) ought to make any substantial difference in determining whether or not something is allowed to continue living?
#169 - >Only 2 criticisms >Rates with a decimal point … 04/06/2014 on Tumblr At Party +1
#241746 - It's such a ******* waste of time too. It's even … 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#241745 - "no i don't have a girlfiend these days because i have CL…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #241843 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
Literally thought you ment class as in school, as that can also be used as an excuse to not have a ladyfriend.
Your problem is that you're not looking in the right places. If you go woman hunting and all you find is hoors, then you're in the wrong kitchen. There are women out there that are awesome, but they don't have big boobs or silky hair, so they don't get noticed. I would continue to describe several loops of loneliness, but i'm lazy.
#241847 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
please leave
#241849 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #241857 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotation marks. I was saying I hate when people say shit like that.
User avatar #241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
User avatar #241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#76 - Aliens come to earth in a big ship over Johannessburg Pr… 04/06/2014 on titel 0
#92 - As a xenobiologist/worldbuilder I'd say yes because they… 04/06/2014 on Jawa 0
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's NSFW, by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
#46 to #46 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Hi
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc ******
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