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#17 - captnnorway (06/24/2013) [-]
There was something I read once that a few of the gods would survive Ragnarok. And after the hell on earth the earth would be reborn, lush and fertile. Two humans would survive and repopulate the earth, together with the gods. There would be no evil and everything would be awesome. Ragnarok isn't that bad of a thing, considering it would make earth a new heaven.
#8 - honkan (06/24/2013) [-]
I don't remember the details, but it was something about everything in the world promising that it wouldn't kill (can't remember his name) except for 1 plant. To celebrate this all the gods started shooting at x with bow and arrow. Loki tricked one blind god to shoot with the plant instead of an normal arrow, which killed x.
#27 - nightemu (06/25/2013) [-]
Baldr was loved by all gods and was everybody's favorite, the god of light and beauty.One night Baldr had nightmares that he would soon die. His mother Frigg went around the world and made all things and people promise to not hurt Baldr. Only one thing she did not make promise, the mistletoe, as it was too young to make a promise. The gods made a game where they throw spears and such at Baldr, but due to the promises, nothing hurt him. Loki was jealous of Baldr and disguised himself as the giantess Thokk to go to Frigg and find out what it was that would hurt Balder. Loki found out and made a spear of mistletoe. Baldr had a blind brother, Hødr, whom Loki tricked into throwing the mistletoe spear at Balder, killing him instantly. The gods were of course upset and Loki fled. Afterwards, Odin's messenger Hermod traveled to Hel and tried to get Baldr back. The goddess Hel said that he could come back only if all things would weep for him. Frigg went around to get all things to weep. She then came again to Thokk, Loki in disguise, who would not weep, forcing Baldr to remain in Hel until the end of days
TL;DR-Loki killed everyones favorite god as he was a jealous prick.
#11 - bloodyspy (06/24/2013) [-]
The details would be:
Balder (Baldr) was the god that got killed.
He was killed by a mistletoe, which Frigg had thought harmless.
The blind god, though I'm not sure what to call him (Either Höõr, Höd, Hoder or Hodur), was Balder's brother, and neither Loki nor Höd had meant to actually kill Balder.
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#123 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like faggot to me.