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nighkey

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/02/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Iowa
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#232 - That thing about not being able to dream about people unless y… 03/19/2014 on Dreams 0
#66 - **nighkey rolled a random comment #5 posted by srhkid at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - srhkid (03/17/2014) [-]
Thats weird.. i just said that this morning..
#65 - xD See, I have a boarder line cynical view and a dark… 03/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - You're going to see plenty of blood, dry and wet gang green, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #64 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Yea I could handle it, just not daily, please god not daily. I had to dissect a cat and just the act of cutting it open made me want to jump off a cliff.
User avatar #65 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
xD

See, I have a boarder line cynical view and a dark sense of humor. It's perfect for a profession where you mostly deal with drug addicts seeking pill mills, who arrive again 48 hours later with an overdose case.

Or the, "Oh jee. I guess I have to sew her face back together." Since, you know. Plastic surgery is so my specialty... Same with sudden cardiac arrests. "What? Cure them? Oh no, that's not my jurisdiction. We just have to keep him stable until the cardiac surgeon arrives! Clear."
#61 - Emergency medicine, for me. Neither of my parents finished for…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #62 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh me too I've stayed up 48 straight hours before. And the human body is the most interesting thing to me, it's fucking amazing and I fucking love it. Plus I love children, sometimes they're the sweetest things and can be so caring. And I plan on being helpful to the ones who might be in abusive homes. I can't do ER though, I don't wanna see blood squirting and broken dicks.
User avatar #63 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
You're going to see plenty of blood, dry and wet gang green, broken noses/toes/arms/ankles, OB/GYN, surgical procedures, and the works on rotating residency. If there is something you can't particularly handle, you still have to get through it competently before even being able to specialize.

I'm sure you're able to handle these things, but wouldn't prefer it regularly, right? If that's not the case, just start desensitizing yourself sooner rather than later. Most surgical students, for example, are still squeamish about actually cutting someone open. Working on cadavers for practice is a pretty fun day, as their face is generally removed. But, people donated their bodies to help other people in the future, so it's a bit of a blessing in disguise. The job is down right gross some days, but at least with children, I can't imagine certain instances to occur frequently.
User avatar #64 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Yea I could handle it, just not daily, please god not daily. I had to dissect a cat and just the act of cutting it open made me want to jump off a cliff.
User avatar #65 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
xD

See, I have a boarder line cynical view and a dark sense of humor. It's perfect for a profession where you mostly deal with drug addicts seeking pill mills, who arrive again 48 hours later with an overdose case.

Or the, "Oh jee. I guess I have to sew her face back together." Since, you know. Plastic surgery is so my specialty... Same with sudden cardiac arrests. "What? Cure them? Oh no, that's not my jurisdiction. We just have to keep him stable until the cardiac surgeon arrives! Clear."
#59 - Man I can relate. I too began the road to medical school-- wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #60 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Well it's mostly only my mom who's supportive I have a very country family who all managed to make decent livings without even having high school diplomas and they all expect me to do the same and think college is a waste of money.

What field do you want to be in? I want to be a pediatrician
User avatar #61 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
Emergency medicine, for me. Neither of my parents finished formal education, though my father earned an equivalent to a high school diploma in Vietnam. They are traditional, so I can only guess at reasons they think little of it. Perhaps because I am female?

You wouldn't be the first to say their family scorned them because they were 'rich without an education.' But that really doesn't work for everyone, because it's not easy or even fulfilling and happy for everyone.

Medicine is mentally challenging, but it's more the stress of the environment that gets you in the end. I'm already a secluded night owl with a family, so it's not like taking on ER shifts will change my actual life style much. I wouldn't see my family any more or less, or get any more or less sleep.. But this time I'll be paid, ha.
User avatar #62 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh me too I've stayed up 48 straight hours before. And the human body is the most interesting thing to me, it's fucking amazing and I fucking love it. Plus I love children, sometimes they're the sweetest things and can be so caring. And I plan on being helpful to the ones who might be in abusive homes. I can't do ER though, I don't wanna see blood squirting and broken dicks.
User avatar #63 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
You're going to see plenty of blood, dry and wet gang green, broken noses/toes/arms/ankles, OB/GYN, surgical procedures, and the works on rotating residency. If there is something you can't particularly handle, you still have to get through it competently before even being able to specialize.

I'm sure you're able to handle these things, but wouldn't prefer it regularly, right? If that's not the case, just start desensitizing yourself sooner rather than later. Most surgical students, for example, are still squeamish about actually cutting someone open. Working on cadavers for practice is a pretty fun day, as their face is generally removed. But, people donated their bodies to help other people in the future, so it's a bit of a blessing in disguise. The job is down right gross some days, but at least with children, I can't imagine certain instances to occur frequently.
User avatar #64 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
Yea I could handle it, just not daily, please god not daily. I had to dissect a cat and just the act of cutting it open made me want to jump off a cliff.
User avatar #65 - nighkey (03/17/2014) [-]
xD

See, I have a boarder line cynical view and a dark sense of humor. It's perfect for a profession where you mostly deal with drug addicts seeking pill mills, who arrive again 48 hours later with an overdose case.

Or the, "Oh jee. I guess I have to sew her face back together." Since, you know. Plastic surgery is so my specialty... Same with sudden cardiac arrests. "What? Cure them? Oh no, that's not my jurisdiction. We just have to keep him stable until the cardiac surgeon arrives! Clear."
#320 - I looked at a transcript of an emergency room visit of mine; t… 03/17/2014 on Health +1
#56 - *lady* I'm in.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #122 - mrhadrick (03/17/2014) [-]
delivered, check replies to goodatlosing further down, it's in a spoiler tag
#207 - That looks like Brian Griffon's mom. Does the dog talk? 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#90 - The font is perfect. 03/15/2014 on As the crow flies +2
#140 - Did, didn't find it, found it eventually by searching the auth… 03/15/2014 on HAPPY EDIT 0
#137 - Can someone show me the original? I've never seen it and don't…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on HAPPY EDIT 0
#138 - anon (03/15/2014) [-]
Just couldn't scroll down huh?
User avatar #140 - nighkey (03/15/2014) [-]
Did, didn't find it, found it eventually by searching the author's name and digging through piles of pages.
#146 - Orphan tears, actually. 03/15/2014 on Niggers on a plane 0
#100 - If no one minds me asking, who is this comedian? Enlighten me,…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Apple Juice +1
User avatar #143 - givememoarpony (03/14/2014) [-]
boondocks is a pretty funny show, and if you dont mind me, its four year long hiatus is over and it starts april 21 in beautiful studio mir quality
User avatar #107 - hellomynameisbill (03/14/2014) [-]
idunno, but another good black comedian is reginald d hunter. he residdes in britain, so he's not a nigger.
#253 - I like this version better. It's like a snack wrap with mac sa… 03/14/2014 on Webcomic tryout ( read... 0
#226 - Use proper grammar. Also, before reading the descrip…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Webcomic tryout ( read... +1
User avatar #230 - niggernazi (03/14/2014) [-]
nah im pretty sure that big guy is a pimp and he is simply implying that she is too young to sell herself for sexual services to strangers but she is a total slut
User avatar #253 - nighkey (03/14/2014) [-]
I like this version better. It's like a snack wrap with mac sauce. Stick it to the man bro.
#68 - But in America, instead of using toast, we slather bread with …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Our best and brightest +4
#104 - mrnoodlez (03/13/2014) [-]
And it tastes awesome.
#88 - anon (03/13/2014) [-]
>cook something using butter
>OMG U FAT AMERIFAT FATTY Y R U SO BIG BACK UP I DON WANT U 2 EAT UR COMPUTR BY ACIDENT

Fuck off
#76 - xcoreyx (03/13/2014) [-]
Thus turning it into toast....
#73 - thempc (03/13/2014) [-]
yes, it's gloriously fattening
#67 - I really hope so. ..I'm going there. o_o  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Our best and brightest 0
User avatar #107 - Welshhobo (03/14/2014) [-]
It was the University of Glamorgan in Wales - it used to be the UKs heaviest drinking university and most sexually active univeristy. We also had a serial rapist on campus, and a copycat rapist the next year after the guy was caught.

When the guys heard about this they kicked down the bathroom door while i was taking a shower and threw me out the house, naked, at 10pm in February shouting "free rapes outside".
User avatar #110 - redblackstar (03/14/2014) [-]
Oh, disregard my other comment, Glamorgan was actually one of my choices, but I chose Swan instead... Aren't you like a part of the South Wales University or something now?
User avatar #119 - Welshhobo (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it got merged
#89 - Mn.. Blush while I pull on your hair and make you arch your ba… 03/13/2014 on Bner pls +1
#117 - It's true. This makes me happy and giggle a bit and wonder if … 03/13/2014 on Brian 0
#409 - As much as we would like to stick it to people we don't like (… 03/13/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr 0
#354 - Then use mayonnaise. It's all natural and attracts butterflies…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +3
User avatar #356 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god I laughed too hard at that.
#350 - That's not so bad. Summer's Eve anyone?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #351 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't use more products than absolutely necessary since I've had a history of allergic reactions.
User avatar #354 - nighkey (03/12/2014) [-]
Then use mayonnaise. It's all natural and attracts butterflies to swirl around you like a happy vagina Disney princess.
User avatar #356 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god I laughed too hard at that.
#345 - All true. Except.. For some reason most men are under…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #349 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm a women. I don't mean cleaning it with soap, but when you take a bath water kinda can accumulate in there.
User avatar #350 - nighkey (03/12/2014) [-]
That's not so bad. Summer's Eve anyone?
User avatar #351 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't use more products than absolutely necessary since I've had a history of allergic reactions.
User avatar #354 - nighkey (03/12/2014) [-]
Then use mayonnaise. It's all natural and attracts butterflies to swirl around you like a happy vagina Disney princess.
User avatar #356 - kikisu (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god I laughed too hard at that.
#66 - Because nothing can stop you. 03/12/2014 on "Touches me with love" 0

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#85 - auronexplains (07/31/2015) [-]
You should paint Auron It's totally not because I need a dank desktop wallpaper. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #84 to #83 - nighkey (07/11/2015) [-]
LOL
#76 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Hey, have this awesome wallpaper...
#77 to #76 - nighkey (06/14/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BRIGHT.

And you suck at answering PMS.
User avatar #78 to #77 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Hey, it's not my fault that you live in a dark cave implying I don't

Also I suck at everything

I have uninstalled skype couple days ago, felt so quite so I removed it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nighkey (06/19/2015) [-]
I do live in a cave. >_>

Oh. Well. I tried. -Draws more art.- Coulda' had some great gaming conversations..

Minecraft..
#74 - auronexplains (06/09/2015) [-]
Mfw I manage to make a friend on here wtf.
#75 to #74 - nighkey (06/09/2015) [-]
Have you let the love of the Empire into your life today?
#73 - kingalister ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
User avatar #73 - toxickooties (05/08/2014) [-]
How's my casual stalker?
#72 - deafmagnets (04/10/2014) [-]
This one
#71 - xxkillionarexx (02/27/2014) [-]
Abababababababababbab
User avatar #60 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I got a new pet today

Found it actually
User avatar #61 to #60 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Is it a snake. >_>
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
no, I already have two
User avatar #63 to #62 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh jeez. What did you get??
User avatar #65 to #64 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Aw You need to login to view this link =D Praying mantis! Breed it an you will have 300-400 more of them. chameleons love them. So..What are you feeding it? Crickets?
#66 to #65 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Crickets, moths, beetles, earwigs, house spiders, etc
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
oh **** wrong pic
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW YOU'VE SEEN ME WHEN I WAS SIX


MY IDENTITY IS NO LONGER A SECRET
User avatar #69 to #68 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
BAHAHAHA ******* SAVED.
User avatar #70 to #69 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #18 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
**xxkillionarexx sneaks into your profile through the unlocked back door**
User avatar #22 to #18 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
And where am I supposed to find a human heart? -Narrows her eyes suspiciously.- ..Also don't get any mud on the carpet.. XD
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I know where we could get a heart...

And geez, sooorryyyy


Its raining outside, don't get mad at me!
User avatar #24 to #23 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
I swear if this has anything to do with xMWxBEASTx I'm going to..

-Blood all over floor, mud would not even be seen..-
User avatar #26 to #24 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, what is going on
User avatar #29 to #26 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Who let you in?! I freaking need a better lock! ..Wait I don't have a lock..

And nothing.
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IT WAS HIS IDEA. -Points at xxkillionarexx -
User avatar #32 to #29 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
*throws my hands up* Way to throw me under the bus
User avatar #35 to #32 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
If this were a zombie apocalypse, I'd run slower than you. It's fair, okay?
User avatar #45 to #35 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
But I want to survive too!
User avatar #47 to #45 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
If I'm running slower you'll survive until you're the slowest member. Also I have an irrational fear of zombies. And ovens. ..Someone else has to take things in and out of ovens for me... T_T
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wouldn't let you die <3


Well... depends...
User avatar #51 to #48 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
....

......................

At first I was like, "DA'AAWW! That's the biggest compliment I've ever gotten this month." Then I was like.. "Well... IT DEPENDS." XD

If we were in a zombie apocolypse, I would have your back. As long as you don't mind obnoxious 70s Beatles songs continuously sung to cope with the phobia. And 'I'm walking on Sunshine.' Till we ran out of ammo. Then you got bit.. ...Then I'd jot down your final thoughts and wishes and kill you with a rock. For your sake. Right?
User avatar #54 to #51 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I love the Beatles. And oldies. Its the best.

I'd be singing along with you


IF I get bit
User avatar #55 to #54 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
..You are officially the peak member of my "If you had to pick 4 people to survive an apocalypse with" team.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
SCORE!!
User avatar #31 to #29 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
The door was unlocked? I came in through the window
User avatar #34 to #31 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
You classy bastard. =/
User avatar #36 to #34 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Do you know how hard that was?!
User avatar #43 to #36 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the window was open
User avatar #25 to #24 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say that... but that is another option....
User avatar #27 to #25 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeeeesss.. >_>
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
What I was going to say was Ebay of course!
User avatar #30 to #28 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But they don't let me back there. D=
User avatar #33 to #30 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Use mine..
User avatar #37 to #33 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
..This one says 'used.' ..Do you think that would be okay? I think it would be hard to find a 'new' one.
User avatar #38 to #37 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Just rinse it off
User avatar #20 to #18 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
oO -Blinks, wearing apron, completely drenched in questionable substances with a sharp blade.- Iiiii am elbow deep in goat blood. ...Yeah..uh.. ...

BAAAA!

You shut up! Damn it they make me buy these in pairs for the membership discount!
User avatar #5 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro, tittentei totally wants your D.

User avatar #8 to #5 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But..I'm a woman when I checked the last time. o_o; BRING IT SUCKA.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Hi, I'm Ali. It's nice to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Hi. I'm nighkey. I like weird senses of humor and awkward hand shakes. *Heavy breathing*

-I'm kidding, entirely. You're freaking amazing. Flipped a coin on it.

User avatar #11 to #10 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Thank you based coin
User avatar #12 to #11 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
^_^ Is that a male Ali or a female Ali? Can't tell after 1990.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Nothing was the same after the 80's

Rap, Hoes, Weed....All changed.

Is Male Ali. Short for Alister which is the name I go by.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Aww that's so sweet! I've always had a fondness for that name but never met a real person with it. ..Tons of elves on WoW, though...

Congratulations, you're a majestic elf in my head, now.
#15 to #14 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
User avatar #16 to #15 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm Erika, nice to meet you properly.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Indeed so.

So, what do you do for fun?
#39 to #17 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Welll.. Yesterday I made a Satanic Christmas cake, that book is an early 1950s sexual instruction manual for married couples with very out of date information I found in the floor boards of my basement (ceiling), the med kit in the back is because I pulled the nail off my big toe in a stunning act of ungracefulness and made the most amazing cringe gore image for 4Chan, so.. ...I guess I just stumble across frost page material on a regular basis and just don't do anything with it? XD

What do you do for fun?
User avatar #40 to #39 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I like to sit around and laugh at racist jokes
User avatar #41 to #40 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Got any good ones?
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well, like most really good jokes they require context and build up. I wouldn't want to shame the good name of comedy by pitching cheap ones.

I also enjoy playing video games. Which I am sure is where most of my racist tendencies and slurs originate from

User avatar #44 to #42 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
My neighbors are a different color than me. And they play really really loud bass music, yell at each other, and use our trash can on trash day. I think that is where mine came from.
User avatar #46 to #44 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Your neighbors wouldn't happen to be...Negros, would they?
User avatar #49 to #46 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Well now that you mention it... A'yep. I'd prefer not to be racist simply because one group of people is chimping out 24/7, but it becomes difficult not to call them naughty things some days.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well you know how hard those negro's party.

I've listened to 90's rap music, I know how these things go.
User avatar #57 to #50 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
That's the way it was, they were different songs, just different rap songs that sounded the same. Then, nope. They just stared playing the same one on loop for 2 and a half hours for some reason. =/ Bleeeh. Ironically it wasn't rap. So it seemed like, "Hey gais! Gaaiis! Check this out, listen to this! It sounds different!" Because it is music instead of.. Well.. People shouting profanities at a microphone.

Eminem isn't too bad.. At least he isn't rough or callous, and weaves stories. ..Most of them horrifically gang/rape related with drugs and alcohol, but some aren't..
User avatar #52 to #50 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But they play the SAME SONG over and over. x_x
User avatar #53 to #52 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
It may seem like the same song but if you listening closely, they are actually saying different things
User avatar #6 to #5 - tittentei (01/08/2014) [-]
shut up and it's a girl
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro
#3 - anon (11/04/2013) [-]
hey i know this is strange but do u own snakes?

and is it true that the cobra growl?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nighkey (11/04/2013) [-]
I own a number of red tail boas and ball pythons. Both of those are non venomous constrictors, quite docile.

All snakes can hiss, but like the difference between a jaguar and cheetah's roar, the cobra has a much lower frequency of hiss that can be compared to the sound of a growl. Try looking it up on youtube.
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