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nighkey

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/02/2010
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:Iowa
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Comment Ranking:#15428
Highest Content Rank:#1131
Highest Comment Rank:#3814
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Times Content Favorited:315 times
Total Comments Made:1009
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#1696 - This is the weirdest reason and first time I've never been men…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on acemcgunner's profile 0
User avatar #1697 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
below is me VVV
User avatar #1698 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
I got it. :3
#5864 - ...You dated your cousin! D=  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +4
#5874 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
#5856 - I look like everyone's ex's! D=  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +2
User avatar #5857 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
Anna is my cousin
User avatar #5864 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
...You dated your cousin! D=
#5874 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
#5744 - Yes. The anticipation of only seeing the spo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #5770 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
awesome
#5689 - Thanks! =D That's my, "I'm really trying not to giggle&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #5712 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
are you available?
User avatar #5744 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes.

The anticipation of only seeing the spoiler icon in notifications and having to click on it to see what someone said in a comment is like waiting on a cliff hanger.
User avatar #5770 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
awesome
#5611 - And I have a personality. :3  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +7
User avatar #5853 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
Anna? That you?
User avatar #5856 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
I look like everyone's ex's! D=
User avatar #5857 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
Anna is my cousin
User avatar #5864 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
...You dated your cousin! D=
#5874 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
#5805 - anon (03/22/2014) [-]
you look kind of a lot like my ex. the more you know
User avatar #5644 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
your face is awesome
User avatar #5689 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Thanks! =D That's my, "I'm really trying not to giggle" grin.
User avatar #5712 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
are you available?
User avatar #5744 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes.

The anticipation of only seeing the spoiler icon in notifications and having to click on it to see what someone said in a comment is like waiting on a cliff hanger.
User avatar #5770 - acemcgunner (03/22/2014) [-]
awesome
#176 - You've made an otherwise unsavory day slightly better, and tha… 03/21/2014 on TITLE 0
#127 - My unpopular opinion. "I'm fine with myself, han…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on TITLE +1
User avatar #165 - assrocket (03/21/2014) [-]
I like you a lot.

That's some good advice my nigga.
Most people kind of give cookie-cutter advice like 'talk about shared interests' or 'go out more', and it's infuriating because it's vague and feels impossible. But your advice I like.

I reckon something worth adding is this:
When people give you advice, even if it sounds retarded (like 'just talk more'), try to remember it anyway. If you're in a tight social situation (meaning: any social situation if you're like me), your fight or flight mechanism can kick in, where you look for any and all methods to make something easier. You might find yourself desperately acting on advice you previously thought was total bull, and managing to save face.

A NOTE: DON'T DO WHAT I DO AND TRY TO COME UP WITH AN ANECDOTE WITHOUT ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT IT FIRST. THE RESULTS WILL HAUNT YOU IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING WHEN YOU TRY TO SLEEP.
User avatar #176 - nighkey (03/21/2014) [-]
You've made an otherwise unsavory day slightly better, and that is good advise.
#265 - -Sighs- It's a troll. Calm your tits.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Let the butthurt flow... 0
User avatar #270 - superpats (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm fairly positive this isn't a reasonable use of "calm your tits"

also, in replying to the original comment as i did and explaining the correct path to the correct answer, I was able to clear confusion for anyone else who may not be sure. Please accept my explanation that my comment wasn't intended strictly and solely for Bieber.
User avatar #363 - asmodeu (03/21/2014) [-]
I agree with you.
Like, for instance, some people think that 2+2 = 5, but it's not.
I'll explain why here.
You can say that 2 = 1 finger + 1 finger.
So, 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger = 2+2 and definitely does not equal 5 fingers, because 5 fingers = 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger and 4 fingers = 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger + 1 finger.
So, you can all clearly see that 4 fingers = 2 fingers + 2 fingers, meaning that 2 + 2 = 4 and not 5 !

Man... some people just do not get it and I feel like explaining it all the time !
#913 - Man I would have your babies. <33 *Grins* … 03/20/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ 0
#900 - Mn, I'd be Miss February. ;3 03/20/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ 0
#115 - Depends where you live. The Wal-Marts directly reflect the ima… 03/20/2014 on Why I shop at Target 0
#93 - I should have used the market brand goat. =/ 03/20/2014 on the creative process. 0
#92 - **nighkey rolls 83**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on the creative process. 0
User avatar #93 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
I should have used the market brand goat. =/
#91 - **nighkey rolled a random image posted in comment #8107704 …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on the creative process. 0
User avatar #92 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
**nighkey rolls 83**
User avatar #93 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
I should have used the market brand goat. =/
#100 - So sue me, the first place I found it was on imgur. I just don…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE! +3
#132 - dewydonut (03/27/2014) [-]
aaah now I get it, cheers m8
#425 - I'll take two. 03/20/2014 on Elsa's Perfect Match 0
#424 - **nighkey rolled a random image posted in comment #364715 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Elsa's Perfect Match 0
User avatar #425 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll take two.
#422 - Holy crap that is the most irrelevant roll I've ever seen. 03/20/2014 on Elsa's Perfect Match +2
#414 - Dear, between my choice of tuition, physical training with oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
User avatar #420 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
For one I said nothing about my weight, you're the only one relishing in the description of your own physical form

Oh..

you're a medical student

yet the majority of nude people you see are in.. graphic design? Yeah ok. fuckin retard
#412 - I'm a medical student and an active goer of the physical train…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
User avatar #413 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
You're a medical student and you can't see that they are basically the SAME FUCKING SIZE? Honestly if you took the girl on the left and took a candid picture of her I guarantee she would look JUST AS BAD as the girl on the right.
User avatar #414 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
Dear, between my choice of tuition, physical training with other human beings on a regular basis, and having to stare at nude people day in day out with graphic design, I think I'm more than qualified to know living human beings don't step out of bed with extra pounds and have them magically disappear in the right lighting. It simply does not work that way.

I'm sorry that you struggle with weight, but I also hope you are a troll.
User avatar #420 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
For one I said nothing about my weight, you're the only one relishing in the description of your own physical form

Oh..

you're a medical student

yet the majority of nude people you see are in.. graphic design? Yeah ok. fuckin retard
#63 - My husband worked for UPS delivery. They were always on such a… 03/20/2014 on delivered motherfucker 0
#62 - Dude. I ship and order pythons ranging from 350 USD to 16,000 … 03/20/2014 on delivered motherfucker +6
#392 - You know.. If you actually go to a real gym, there are people …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women -2
User avatar #537 - helenwheels (03/20/2014) [-]
The girl on the left is a beautiful woman.

Who they shopped.
#405 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
But those two girls look incredibly close in BMI honestly you're comparing them like they're apples to oranges when it's really something like apple with professional lighting, lingerie, makeup, and photoshop to untouched candid apple outdoors.

Have you ever had a picture taken when you where not aware it can be like a completely different human then when you where aware and prepared to have your picture taken.
User avatar #412 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm a medical student and an active goer of the physical training facility of my campus. Make up is different than body fat.
User avatar #413 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
You're a medical student and you can't see that they are basically the SAME FUCKING SIZE? Honestly if you took the girl on the left and took a candid picture of her I guarantee she would look JUST AS BAD as the girl on the right.
User avatar #414 - nighkey (03/20/2014) [-]
Dear, between my choice of tuition, physical training with other human beings on a regular basis, and having to stare at nude people day in day out with graphic design, I think I'm more than qualified to know living human beings don't step out of bed with extra pounds and have them magically disappear in the right lighting. It simply does not work that way.

I'm sorry that you struggle with weight, but I also hope you are a troll.
User avatar #420 - sparkieemae (03/20/2014) [-]
For one I said nothing about my weight, you're the only one relishing in the description of your own physical form

Oh..

you're a medical student

yet the majority of nude people you see are in.. graphic design? Yeah ok. fuckin retard
#232 - That thing about not being able to dream about people unless y… 03/19/2014 on Dreams 0

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User avatar #84 to #83 - nighkey ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
LOL
#76 - raidaltamimi (06/13/2015) [-]
Hey, have this awesome wallpaper...
#77 to #76 - nighkey ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BRIGHT.

And you suck at answering PMS.
User avatar #78 to #77 - raidaltamimi (06/14/2015) [-]
Hey, it's not my fault that you live in a dark cave implying I don't

Also I suck at everything

I have uninstalled skype couple days ago, felt so quite so I removed it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nighkey ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I do live in a cave. >_>

Oh. Well. I tried. -Draws more art.- Coulda' had some great gaming conversations..

Minecraft..
#74 - auronexplains (06/09/2015) [-]
Mfw I manage to make a friend on here wtf.
#75 to #74 - nighkey ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Have you let the love of the Empire into your life today?
#73 - kingalister ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
User avatar #73 - toxickooties (05/08/2014) [-]
How's my casual stalker?
#72 - deafmagnets (04/10/2014) [-]
This one
#71 - xxkillionarexx (02/27/2014) [-]
Abababababababababbab
User avatar #60 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I got a new pet today

Found it actually
User avatar #61 to #60 - nighkey ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Is it a snake. >_>
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
no, I already have two
User avatar #63 to #62 - nighkey ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh jeez. What did you get??
User avatar #65 to #64 - nighkey ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Aw You need to login to view this link =D Praying mantis! Breed it an you will have 300-400 more of them. chameleons love them. So..What are you feeding it? Crickets?
#66 to #65 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Crickets, moths, beetles, earwigs, house spiders, etc
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
oh **** wrong pic
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW YOU'VE SEEN ME WHEN I WAS SIX


MY IDENTITY IS NO LONGER A SECRET
User avatar #69 to #68 - nighkey ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
BAHAHAHA ******* SAVED.
User avatar #70 to #69 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #18 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
**xxkillionarexx sneaks into your profile through the unlocked back door**
User avatar #22 to #18 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
And where am I supposed to find a human heart? -Narrows her eyes suspiciously.- ..Also don't get any mud on the carpet.. XD
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I know where we could get a heart...

And geez, sooorryyyy


Its raining outside, don't get mad at me!
User avatar #24 to #23 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I swear if this has anything to do with xMWxBEASTx I'm going to..

-Blood all over floor, mud would not even be seen..-
User avatar #26 to #24 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, what is going on
User avatar #29 to #26 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Who let you in?! I freaking need a better lock! ..Wait I don't have a lock..

And nothing.
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IT WAS HIS IDEA. -Points at xxkillionarexx -
User avatar #32 to #29 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
*throws my hands up* Way to throw me under the bus
User avatar #35 to #32 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
If this were a zombie apocalypse, I'd run slower than you. It's fair, okay?
User avatar #45 to #35 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
But I want to survive too!
User avatar #47 to #45 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
If I'm running slower you'll survive until you're the slowest member. Also I have an irrational fear of zombies. And ovens. ..Someone else has to take things in and out of ovens for me... T_T
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wouldn't let you die <3


Well... depends...
User avatar #51 to #48 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
....

......................

At first I was like, "DA'AAWW! That's the biggest compliment I've ever gotten this month." Then I was like.. "Well... IT DEPENDS." XD

If we were in a zombie apocolypse, I would have your back. As long as you don't mind obnoxious 70s Beatles songs continuously sung to cope with the phobia. And 'I'm walking on Sunshine.' Till we ran out of ammo. Then you got bit.. ...Then I'd jot down your final thoughts and wishes and kill you with a rock. For your sake. Right?
User avatar #54 to #51 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I love the Beatles. And oldies. Its the best.

I'd be singing along with you


IF I get bit
User avatar #55 to #54 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
..You are officially the peak member of my "If you had to pick 4 people to survive an apocalypse with" team.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
SCORE!!
User avatar #31 to #29 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
The door was unlocked? I came in through the window
User avatar #34 to #31 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You classy bastard. =/
User avatar #36 to #34 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Do you know how hard that was?!
User avatar #43 to #36 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the window was open
User avatar #25 to #24 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say that... but that is another option....
User avatar #27 to #25 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeeeesss.. >_>
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
What I was going to say was Ebay of course!
User avatar #30 to #28 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
But they don't let me back there. D=
User avatar #33 to #30 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Use mine..
User avatar #37 to #33 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
..This one says 'used.' ..Do you think that would be okay? I think it would be hard to find a 'new' one.
User avatar #38 to #37 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Just rinse it off
User avatar #20 to #18 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
oO -Blinks, wearing apron, completely drenched in questionable substances with a sharp blade.- Iiiii am elbow deep in goat blood. ...Yeah..uh.. ...

BAAAA!

You shut up! Damn it they make me buy these in pairs for the membership discount!
User avatar #5 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro, tittentei totally wants your D.

User avatar #8 to #5 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
But..I'm a woman when I checked the last time. o_o; BRING IT SUCKA.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Hi, I'm Ali. It's nice to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Hi. I'm nighkey. I like weird senses of humor and awkward hand shakes. *Heavy breathing*

-I'm kidding, entirely. You're freaking amazing. Flipped a coin on it.

User avatar #11 to #10 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Thank you based coin
User avatar #12 to #11 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
^_^ Is that a male Ali or a female Ali? Can't tell after 1990.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Nothing was the same after the 80's

Rap, Hoes, Weed....All changed.

Is Male Ali. Short for Alister which is the name I go by.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Aww that's so sweet! I've always had a fondness for that name but never met a real person with it. ..Tons of elves on WoW, though...

Congratulations, you're a majestic elf in my head, now.
#15 to #14 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
User avatar #16 to #15 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm Erika, nice to meet you properly.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Indeed so.

So, what do you do for fun?
#39 to #17 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Welll.. Yesterday I made a Satanic Christmas cake, that book is an early 1950s sexual instruction manual for married couples with very out of date information I found in the floor boards of my basement (ceiling), the med kit in the back is because I pulled the nail off my big toe in a stunning act of ungracefulness and made the most amazing cringe gore image for 4Chan, so.. ...I guess I just stumble across frost page material on a regular basis and just don't do anything with it? XD

What do you do for fun?
User avatar #40 to #39 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I like to sit around and laugh at racist jokes
User avatar #41 to #40 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Got any good ones?
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well, like most really good jokes they require context and build up. I wouldn't want to shame the good name of comedy by pitching cheap ones.

I also enjoy playing video games. Which I am sure is where most of my racist tendencies and slurs originate from

User avatar #44 to #42 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
My neighbors are a different color than me. And they play really really loud bass music, yell at each other, and use our trash can on trash day. I think that is where mine came from.
User avatar #46 to #44 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Your neighbors wouldn't happen to be...Negros, would they?
User avatar #49 to #46 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well now that you mention it... A'yep. I'd prefer not to be racist simply because one group of people is chimping out 24/7, but it becomes difficult not to call them naughty things some days.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well you know how hard those negro's party.

I've listened to 90's rap music, I know how these things go.
User avatar #57 to #50 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
That's the way it was, they were different songs, just different rap songs that sounded the same. Then, nope. They just stared playing the same one on loop for 2 and a half hours for some reason. =/ Bleeeh. Ironically it wasn't rap. So it seemed like, "Hey gais! Gaaiis! Check this out, listen to this! It sounds different!" Because it is music instead of.. Well.. People shouting profanities at a microphone.

Eminem isn't too bad.. At least he isn't rough or callous, and weaves stories. ..Most of them horrifically gang/rape related with drugs and alcohol, but some aren't..
User avatar #52 to #50 - nighkey ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
But they play the SAME SONG over and over. x_x
User avatar #53 to #52 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
It may seem like the same song but if you listening closely, they are actually saying different things
User avatar #6 to #5 - tittentei (01/08/2014) [-]
shut up and it's a girl
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro
#3 - anon (11/04/2013) [-]
hey i know this is strange but do u own snakes?

and is it true that the cobra growl?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nighkey ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
I own a number of red tail boas and ball pythons. Both of those are non venomous constrictors, quite docile.

All snakes can hiss, but like the difference between a jaguar and cheetah's roar, the cobra has a much lower frequency of hiss that can be compared to the sound of a growl. Try looking it up on youtube.
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