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nighkey

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/02/2010
Location:Iowa
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#135 - Funny junk. Can hold an exceptionally eloquent and polite agre…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2016 on Those sinks +1
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#137 - tenkangaming (04/18/2016) [-]
That's the best thing I heard all week.

I started this war, and I'm sure it'll keep going all year now.
#33 - That does make sense. It's inspirting, to me, a representation… 04/16/2016 on Facebook Compilation 2 0
#64 - I was tickled. 04/16/2016 on We wuz hogwards nd' sheeit +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2016 on How I Pick Up Girls -35
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#57 - rizena (03/21/2016) [-]
pls explain
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#51 - sebthebrony (03/21/2016) [-]
what the fuck
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#5 - thesoulseeker (03/20/2016) [-]
... Thread a needle? Connect the dots? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
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#34 - pillowmeister (03/21/2016) [-]
she's asking for a shag m8
she referenced your thin dick and her neddlehole-sized vagaygay
#47 - ptolomeus (03/21/2016) [-]
Expertly analyzed.
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#7 - agrofenlas (03/20/2016) [-]
You sir, threaded the needle.

(idiomatic) To find harmony or strike a balance between conflicting forces, interests, etc. Normally used to indicate the difficulty of doing so; also, sarcastically, for a failed attempt.
#58 - FuckTheWhat (03/21/2016) [-]
I thought it was because he said "so?" and that sounds like "sew".
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#8 - thesoulseeker (03/20/2016) [-]
Never heard that one, thanks for the info.
#2 - And a girl. I'm also a girl.  [+] (21 new replies) 03/20/2016 on How I Pick Up Girls -47
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#56 - marstan (03/21/2016) [-]
... But he wasn't talking about you?
Why'd you have to announce that?
#45 - zaxzwim (03/21/2016) [-]
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#37 - thesunpraiser (03/21/2016) [-]
Remember lads, you're not female on FJ until you announce it.
#26 - adhdtookmyaccount (03/20/2016) [-]
Y-you too
#27 - kaboomz (03/20/2016) [-]
#23 - commencingfailure (03/20/2016) [-]
Congrats on the vagina (?)
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#22 - barakakaka (03/20/2016) [-]
LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN
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#18 - venegal (03/20/2016) [-]
You're an inept, with a vagina then.
#11 - mamenber (03/20/2016) [-]
Congratulations
#10 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
TITS OR GTFO
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#6 - carlonord (03/20/2016) [-]
?
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#3 - thesoulseeker (03/20/2016) [-]
So?
#4 - nighkey (03/20/2016) [-]
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#57 - rizena (03/21/2016) [-]
pls explain
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#51 - sebthebrony (03/21/2016) [-]
what the fuck
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#5 - thesoulseeker (03/20/2016) [-]
... Thread a needle? Connect the dots? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
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#34 - pillowmeister (03/21/2016) [-]
she's asking for a shag m8
she referenced your thin dick and her neddlehole-sized vagaygay
#47 - ptolomeus (03/21/2016) [-]
Expertly analyzed.
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#7 - agrofenlas (03/20/2016) [-]
You sir, threaded the needle.

(idiomatic) To find harmony or strike a balance between conflicting forces, interests, etc. Normally used to indicate the difficulty of doing so; also, sarcastically, for a failed attempt.
#58 - FuckTheWhat (03/21/2016) [-]
I thought it was because he said "so?" and that sounds like "sew".
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#8 - thesoulseeker (03/20/2016) [-]
Never heard that one, thanks for the info.
#96 - Dude when ur brother came over he clogged the toilet and we fo… 03/20/2016 on nighkey's profile 0
#195 - The movie was based on a book. What's horrible writing here?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2016 on The Avatar paradox -1
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#196 - theism (01/19/2016) [-]
Cliched characters, generic plots, nothing really special about it.
#46 - **nighkey used "*roll picture*"** **nighkey rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on Draw for me +13
#72 - kittenman (01/13/2016) [-]
That's what i call a Toyota. I'm not sorry.
#4 - Lawls. My gym is cray cray right now, but mostly with a bunch … 01/08/2016 on New Year's Resolutions 0
#243 - Which is why one of the three men approached with a gun.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons -3
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#254 - darktoucan (12/08/2015) [-]
doiii im nighkey and i dun get juks on the funnyjunk
#286 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
I think his was a joke on religion, not criticism.
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