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niggastolemyname

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Facebook Profile: swaggot9001
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Consoles Owned: Pc master race, Xbox 360, gamecube, EN SIXTY FOOUR
Video Games Played: Cataclysm DDA, Dwarf fortress (only when I get re-addicted), Space station 13 (used to but the only server I played banned me), IL 2 Sturmovik, IL 2 Cliffs of Dover, Unreal world (will once I get bored with cataclysm)
Interests: 'Dat fine hagraven arse.
Date Signed Up:7/05/2013
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Picking up my refill of thorazine
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#80 - >mfw i read it as that the whole time 05/25/2015 on Whoops 0
#78 - or the nerve disease  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Whoops 0
User avatar #79 - jokeface (05/25/2015) [-]
You mean ALS?
#80 - niggastolemyname (05/25/2015) [-]
>mfw i read it as that the whole time
#53 - the joke me  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Whoops +2
User avatar #57 - jokeface (05/25/2015) [-]
"Asl" means "age/sex/location" and it's used frequently on anonymous chat sites like Omegle as a means of getting to know the person you're chatting with. I'm guessing the joke here is that this person is using the expression on a site where the whole point is to assume a false identity, and sharing one's actual asl would be counter-intuitive.
#70 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
I thought it was american sign language.
User avatar #71 - jokeface (05/25/2015) [-]
Only in the mainstream.
User avatar #78 - niggastolemyname (05/25/2015) [-]
or the nerve disease
User avatar #79 - jokeface (05/25/2015) [-]
You mean ALS?
#80 - niggastolemyname (05/25/2015) [-]
>mfw i read it as that the whole time
User avatar #58 - brutallyhonest (05/25/2015) [-]
Maybe. I believe you're half correct. But in most scenarios, a horny person will say asl when they want to start getting sexual with the opposite person. Say, he could tell the other person was a female by the way she spoke, he'd go, "asl? ;)" and try to get more sexual with it. I believe the point of the picture was that, they were doing this brief, comedic joke with a talking dog and an autistic child. And the sick fuck was looking to get sexual with it, as if he wanted to engage in some bestiality RP.

I could be wrong, but it's just how I interpreted it.
User avatar #62 - jokeface (05/25/2015) [-]
Your theory makes more sense.
#37 - lrn2reply  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Futurama +1
User avatar #41 - technobanana (05/25/2015) [-]
Everyone else posting xd shit and i get -2? wtf fj
#45 - ibaitexplain (05/25/2015) [-]
I'm guessing because of the gif. I guess you are only allowed to use that ironically in reply or else people will take it too seriously.
User avatar #69 - technobanana (05/25/2015) [-]
I guess so oh well its 0 now
#35 - Keep it at zero, kids. 05/25/2015 on Mean Girls blooper +5
#76 - maybe he just has a lot of energy on his hands 05/22/2015 on Back when education was for... 0
#6062 - My god! there he is again!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Report Spam +1
User avatar #6085 - shadowrated (23 hours ago) [-]
lol
#6054 - but is how  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Report Spam 0
User avatar #6055 - shadowrated (05/21/2015) [-]
the 8.7 milion red thumbs is a combination of all anons who have ever thumbed something down
User avatar #6056 - shadowrated (05/21/2015) [-]
check your votes, i thumbed it down as an anon
User avatar #6062 - niggastolemyname (05/22/2015) [-]
My god! there he is again!
User avatar #6085 - shadowrated (23 hours ago) [-]
lol
#649 - I misunderstood what you were trying to say basically 05/19/2015 on Truth about racism 0
#648 - Okay, I guess the cops shouldn't be performing the mozambique …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Truth about racism 0
User avatar #649 - niggastolemyname (05/19/2015) [-]
I misunderstood what you were trying to say basically

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User avatar #323 - ginsan (01/07/2014) [+] (22 replies)
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**ginsan rolled user filename ** my mom
#253 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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horten heard a jew
User avatar #415 - niggastolemyname (03/20/2015) [-]
reed college
User avatar #414 - niggastolemyname (03/19/2015) [-]
32.0.3
User avatar #409 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll cah question*"**
** **************** rolls In a new Cold War retro movie, the red menace tries to conquer the world through the cunning use of _.**
User avatar #410 to #409 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll gender*"**
** **************** rolls Cis**
User avatar #411 to #410 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll cah question*"**
** **************** rolls Worst character concept ever: _, but with _.**
User avatar #412 to #411 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll cah answer*"**
** **************** rolls Dental dams.**
User avatar #413 to #412 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll faggots*"**
** **************** rolls Phanact**
User avatar #407 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll cah question*"**
** **************** rolls In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.**

*roll 2, cah answer*
User avatar #408 to #407 - niggastolemyname (12/24/2014) [-]
** **************** used "*roll cah answer*"**
** **************** rolls White privilege.**
User avatar #405 - newforomador (09/16/2014) [-]
Do you live in Pennsylvania? I have a friend that matches a few things you've said.
User avatar #404 - niggastolemyname (08/17/2014) [-]
Yay level 256 comments that's a binary number
#401 - zerotzallander (08/05/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Cheating/funny-pictures/5245251/9#9
The same second you made the comment you ended up with having one of the lowest though
#403 to #402 - zerotzallander (08/05/2014) [-]
.. the next time
User avatar #394 - niggastolemyname (08/05/2014) [-]
** **************** rolls 5,182** train game again
User avatar #369 - niggastolemyname (07/30/2014) [-]
** **************** rolls 2,263** train game!
User avatar #389 to #388 - niggastolemyname (07/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #362 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#363 to #362 - niggastolemyname (06/23/2014) [-]
what I thought of you yesterday
User avatar #364 to #363 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, shame you died
User avatar #366 to #365 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
to be fair, he did warn you to lego his eggo
User avatar #367 to #366 - niggastolemyname (06/23/2014) [-]
All this time, I thought he did what he did to send a message. But maybe, it was something else, maybe I stepped out of line, took liberties that weren't mine to take. Just a thought
User avatar #368 to #367 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
You took his eggo waffle
User avatar #358 - superbigfupa (04/26/2014) [-]
i love you bby
User avatar #334 - alekksandar (01/10/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled user puffyclouds ** be a man, join the ku klux klan
User avatar #335 to #334 - niggastolemyname (01/10/2014) [-]
Nah im already in the kool kids klub
they're way better
#322 - superbigfupa (01/06/2014) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at No Prob **
User avatar #319 - iamspika (01/03/2014) [-]
**iamspika rolled a random comment #52 posted by takeaseat at Insanity. ** :
This will not accomplish much :c
User avatar #320 to #319 - niggastolemyname (01/04/2014) [-]
** **************** rolls 789,120,791** <- how much this will accomplish in peanuts
User avatar #321 to #320 - iamspika (01/04/2014) [-]
**iamspika rolled a random comment #92 posted by raamageddon at Repost ** :
Because the reality is that what happened in the book is where we're headed today.

The book predicted that people would be glued to their televisions and be more involved with the lives of celebrities and people who aren't real than they would actual people. It predicted that people would have those damned ear buds plugged into their heads all the time and tune out the world around them. It predicted that people would become shallow creatures with no content to them, content to hide away from their problems as opposed to facing them head-on.

I didn't like the book when I first read it, either. I still don't think it's an enjoyable read.

But unfortunately, we're not so far off from its reality.
User avatar #316 - krizz (12/30/2013) [-]
lil more *****
User avatar #318 to #316 - krizz (12/30/2013) [-]
also buy my runic gems
User avatar #315 - Zekermei ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
You've made a powerful enemy.
#329 to #315 - niggastolemyname (01/07/2014) [-]
3v1 fite me bro
3v1 fite me bro
User avatar #330 to #329 - Zekermei ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I made that comment over a week ago
#331 to #330 - niggastolemyname (01/07/2014) [-]
MFW I Didn't read date
MFW I Didn't read date
#332 to #331 - Zekermei ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
GJ
You did it
10/10
#333 to #332 - niggastolemyname (01/07/2014) [-]
&gt;No watermark   
 tin turning into alpha tin
>No watermark
tin turning into alpha tin
User avatar #317 to #315 - krizz (12/30/2013) [-]
huhu
User avatar #298 - vampireshy (12/29/2013) [-]
HEY WEINER FACE
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