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#25 - It's no secret that minorities normally fall under Democrats a… 07/23/2016 on House Representives... 0
#5 - aww yeahh 07/23/2016 on I don't get this 0
#4 - That afro is working for me. 07/23/2016 on Titty milk +1
#1 - MUSICCC!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on bless these memes +18
#21 - stupiddumblosr (07/24/2016) [-]
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picunrelated i just chose it at random
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Warning Tragic story... +1
#63 - klowserpok (07/23/2016) [-]
America, the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To send them back is my cause

I will build across the land
A wall thats ten feet high
Teach illegals to understand
They can't come inside

(Illegals gotta build the wall)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
America, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Illegals (gotta build the wall)
a heart so true
Our memes will pull us through

You come here and I'll deport you
Illegals, gotta build the wall
Yeaaaah
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better country
Arm in arm we'll win the election
It's always been our dream

(Illegals gotta build the wall)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
America, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Illegals (gotta build the wall) a heart so true
Our memes will pull us through

You come here and I'll deport you
Illegals, (gotta build the wall)
Gotta build the wall, gotta build the wall...
Gotta build the wallll
#13 - *Its you and me, I know its my destiny.."  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Warning Tragic story... +1
#14 - nicodamus (07/23/2016) [-]
#63 - klowserpok (07/23/2016) [-]
America, the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To send them back is my cause

I will build across the land
A wall thats ten feet high
Teach illegals to understand
They can't come inside

(Illegals gotta build the wall)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
America, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Illegals (gotta build the wall)
a heart so true
Our memes will pull us through

You come here and I'll deport you
Illegals, gotta build the wall
Yeaaaah
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better country
Arm in arm we'll win the election
It's always been our dream

(Illegals gotta build the wall)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
America, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Illegals (gotta build the wall) a heart so true
Our memes will pull us through

You come here and I'll deport you
Illegals, (gotta build the wall)
Gotta build the wall, gotta build the wall...
Gotta build the wallll
#69 - I didn't know that about fortune cookies, very cool. Japan is … 07/23/2016 on The most famous brand... 0
#68 - Very cool! 07/23/2016 on The most famous brand... +1
#65 - The headquarters in Oak Brook? I heard they were moving the HQ…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on The most famous brand... 0
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#67 - saxong (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah the Oak Brook one, I just talked with him about it now, they're moving out of an older high rise office building, he helped with the Campus Office Building (their name for it I guess) in the 80's.
#68 - nicodamus (07/23/2016) [-]
Very cool!
#61 - Who knows. McDonalds was started in Illinois, and I feel like …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2016 on The most famous brand... +1
#64 - jwagswashere (07/23/2016) [-]
you would think, then again just cause something is founded in a state doesn't mean its the big thing.

fortune cookies were created in California and everyone attributes them to Japan or China
#69 - nicodamus (07/23/2016) [-]
I didn't know that about fortune cookies, very cool. Japan is too busy with their used panties vending machines.

Apparently Nachos were created for American tourists, its not a traditional Mexican dish. I never see it out there when I visit, just in the Taco Bells.

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#63 - saxong (07/23/2016) [-]
I totally forgot about them, my dad actually was part of the architecture firm that built their HQ!
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#65 - nicodamus (07/23/2016) [-]
The headquarters in Oak Brook? I heard they were moving the HQ location into Chicago
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#67 - saxong (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah the Oak Brook one, I just talked with him about it now, they're moving out of an older high rise office building, he helped with the Campus Office Building (their name for it I guess) in the 80's.
#68 - nicodamus (07/23/2016) [-]
Very cool!
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