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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
Location:Kansas
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latest user's comments

#36 - If you're gonna repost it, at least include the explanations a… 02/27/2014 on O black people +2
#2 - Would this make a good pizza crust?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Viking Recipe 0
User avatar #3 - bjorntheberserk (02/27/2014) [-]
Try it and give us details.
#6 - My favorite Shel Silverstein poem: When the light tur…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2014 on masks +29
#31 - jogoto (02/28/2014) [-]
stop dropping that acid you fool
but in all realness the poems about figuring out your own life when you find out it isnt all about what youve been told
#28 - artvandelay (02/28/2014) [-]
You treat it as a four-way stop.
#38 - nicktheslayer (02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for being the first person ever to give this a real and reasonable answer.
User avatar #12 - lean (02/27/2014) [-]
You quit doing drugs.
User avatar #10 - xgreenmaidenx (02/27/2014) [-]
I look confused.
User avatar #9 - ohhh (02/27/2014) [-]
Hang it from a tree.
#8 - harala (02/27/2014) [-]
You dance!
#5 - nope 02/27/2014 on masks +1
#4 - Thanks for ending my feel-train with a laugh. 02/27/2014 on Some Feels +6
#21 - I don't like MLP, but I still thumbed because you kept it in p… 02/27/2014 on Ponycomp 284 +2
#15 - I'm free every Saturday.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2014 on on the inside +131
#17 - beezox (02/27/2014) [-]
Shit, i don't know what to do now...i never made it this far.
#307 - furiousmarshmellow (02/28/2014) [-]
Run away and scream in fear.

That's what I do.
#77 - birdlaw (02/27/2014) [-]
#133 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
I prefer suppository.
#213 - otroviciado (02/28/2014) [-]
it is my idea or this comment section is getting hotter
#58 - captainfluffs (02/27/2014) [-]
#5 - Any sourcerors here? I'm curious. 02/27/2014 on Weird.gif +1
#12 - I wish no one would ruin this wish.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +102
#20 - papastalin (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but you just wasted your one and only wish.
#903 - nicktheslayer (02/28/2014) [-]
#170 - thatguyinabox (02/27/2014) [-]
#11 - **nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #636…  [+] (29 new replies) 02/27/2014 on on the inside +686
#334 - warbob has deleted their comment.
#309 - zenet (02/28/2014) [-]
Never again will I ever see such perfection in rolling
#301 - jellybob (02/28/2014) [-]
#247 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #197 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Beauty IS on the inside
#169 - frenulum (02/28/2014) [-]
**frenulum rolled a random image posted in comment #144259 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** my outside and inside
#332 - iambox (02/28/2014) [-]
**iambox rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to win WWII **
User avatar #170 - frenulum (02/28/2014) [-]
a pimp at heart..
#125 - perform has deleted their comment.
#127 - perform has deleted their comment.
#131 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't ruin it. It says you've been here a month, so in case you're actually new, I'm gonna give you some constructive criticism. Roll jokes are best made outside of comment threads. Comment directly to the content, so that IF it's funny it won't be seen as piggybacking mine.

And if you're not new here, and this is just a fresh account... u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
User avatar #238 - perform (02/28/2014) [-]
I've been here for two years, a year and a bit on a different account. But I just do what I like in terms of this.

So yeah. i will dek u fukn fite me irl
#101 - daffyduckyo (02/27/2014) [-]
#61 - niggernazi (02/27/2014) [-]
<my dick
#53 - ianmcgunny (02/27/2014) [-]
#41 - teratorn (02/27/2014) [-]
#39 - bjornkrage (02/27/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha holy shit, this is like some shit that fat girls post . You've probably had the best two rolls


with an average of 7000 images to roll from, you had a 1/7000*7000=1/49000000 of a chance to roll this exact roll. Congratulations.
#164 - despicablemaz (02/27/2014) [-]
A lot better than that (assuming the 7000 estimate is correct) because there's a good number of pictures that would've worked as a fine substitute for either of this. Still ridiculous odds though.
User avatar #35 - DWalk (02/27/2014) [-]
I wanna have sex with you really bad right now
#181 - rhaul (02/28/2014) [-]
God, don't make it gay DWalk.
User avatar #283 - seymourg (02/28/2014) [-]
Why the hell not?
User avatar #13 - beezox (02/27/2014) [-]
so nick...you free next Saturday?
#15 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm free every Saturday.
#17 - beezox (02/27/2014) [-]
Shit, i don't know what to do now...i never made it this far.
#307 - furiousmarshmellow (02/28/2014) [-]
Run away and scream in fear.

That's what I do.
#77 - birdlaw (02/27/2014) [-]
#133 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
I prefer suppository.
#213 - otroviciado (02/28/2014) [-]
it is my idea or this comment section is getting hotter
#58 - captainfluffs (02/27/2014) [-]
#10 - **nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #60 …  [+] (32 new replies) 02/27/2014 on on the inside +642
User avatar #152 - irishhappyposter (02/27/2014) [-]
I prefer your outside, cute, fluffy haired and can bake
#145 - fzjoss (02/27/2014) [-]
**fzjoss rolled a random image posted in comment #696366 at Friendly ** My nigger side
#11 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
**nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #636130 at Friendly **
My inside.
#334 - warbob has deleted their comment.
#309 - zenet (02/28/2014) [-]
Never again will I ever see such perfection in rolling
#301 - jellybob (02/28/2014) [-]
#247 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #197 - timelordjam (02/28/2014) [-]
Beauty IS on the inside
#169 - frenulum (02/28/2014) [-]
**frenulum rolled a random image posted in comment #144259 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** my outside and inside
#332 - iambox (02/28/2014) [-]
**iambox rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to win WWII **
User avatar #170 - frenulum (02/28/2014) [-]
a pimp at heart..
#125 - perform has deleted their comment.
#127 - perform has deleted their comment.
#131 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't ruin it. It says you've been here a month, so in case you're actually new, I'm gonna give you some constructive criticism. Roll jokes are best made outside of comment threads. Comment directly to the content, so that IF it's funny it won't be seen as piggybacking mine.

And if you're not new here, and this is just a fresh account... u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
User avatar #238 - perform (02/28/2014) [-]
I've been here for two years, a year and a bit on a different account. But I just do what I like in terms of this.

So yeah. i will dek u fukn fite me irl
#101 - daffyduckyo (02/27/2014) [-]
#61 - niggernazi (02/27/2014) [-]
<my dick
#53 - ianmcgunny (02/27/2014) [-]
#41 - teratorn (02/27/2014) [-]
#39 - bjornkrage (02/27/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha holy shit, this is like some shit that fat girls post . You've probably had the best two rolls


with an average of 7000 images to roll from, you had a 1/7000*7000=1/49000000 of a chance to roll this exact roll. Congratulations.
#164 - despicablemaz (02/27/2014) [-]
A lot better than that (assuming the 7000 estimate is correct) because there's a good number of pictures that would've worked as a fine substitute for either of this. Still ridiculous odds though.
User avatar #35 - DWalk (02/27/2014) [-]
I wanna have sex with you really bad right now
#181 - rhaul (02/28/2014) [-]
God, don't make it gay DWalk.
User avatar #283 - seymourg (02/28/2014) [-]
Why the hell not?
User avatar #13 - beezox (02/27/2014) [-]
so nick...you free next Saturday?
#15 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm free every Saturday.
#17 - beezox (02/27/2014) [-]
Shit, i don't know what to do now...i never made it this far.
#307 - furiousmarshmellow (02/28/2014) [-]
Run away and scream in fear.

That's what I do.
#77 - birdlaw (02/27/2014) [-]
#133 - nicktheslayer (02/27/2014) [-]
I prefer suppository.
#213 - otroviciado (02/28/2014) [-]
it is my idea or this comment section is getting hotter
#58 - captainfluffs (02/27/2014) [-]
#12 - It depends on how much you love the series, I guess. My only i… 02/27/2014 on Confession Bear 0
#7 - Slowly, I read them all. 02/27/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#6 - Perhaps they're dying in the woods and need warmth or to let s… 02/27/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#5 - I've got to use this Zelda reference twice today. Good day. 02/27/2014 on An inconvenient truth 0
#11 - That would be awesome in a museum or something. Just two robot… 02/27/2014 on Robot air hockey +4
#14 - Why would she lift in heels? I appreciate the view, however. 02/27/2014 on This Week: When Barbells... +4
#13 - Frog Choir?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Ancient Greek Comedy 0
User avatar #14 - komandantmirkoo (02/27/2014) [-]
hello mah baby hello mah honey hello mah ragtime gaaaal
#8 - Terrifying. Disgusting. 02/27/2014 on grassman +1
#20 - But the evil cuccos started in ALttP. C'mon guys. 02/27/2014 on All Hail The Chicken Overlords 0
#125 - Picture 02/27/2014 on I regret this decision. +7
#185 - Thank you for actually answering, haha. What's the point of th… 02/27/2014 on booty had me like... +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2014 on this asshole +4
#6 - captnnorway (02/26/2014) [-]
Guess I was a little mad
#9 - hashtronaut (02/26/2014) [-]
that's the only reason I thumbed you down, haha... I mean - I agree with you but, it's not MY desktop. i'm not worried about their poor choice of wallpapers lol

btw, here's what I currently got..but I change it like once a week haha
User avatar #13 - hashtronaut (02/28/2014) [-]
theunikitty - i think you may appreciate my desktop lol
User avatar #14 - theunikitty (02/28/2014) [-]
Hooooooo.
Das wicked. You should like post it actually so like like I can has it..
#15 - hashtronaut (02/28/2014) [-]
Happy *googles* ... Public Sleeping day? k.. 0__o
User avatar #16 - theunikitty (02/28/2014) [-]
^_^
#10 - captnnorway (02/26/2014) [-]
Here's mine. Not very happy about it really.
User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (02/26/2014) [-]
small world, though... both having trippy looking cats and all.
#12 - captnnorway (02/26/2014) [-]
Mine is a present from Windows, not gonna lie about that. Found it while trying to get this pic as background
#5 - Picture 02/26/2014 on Good Meds +3
#4 - No you didn't. 02/26/2014 on trust level: Flamethrower 0
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#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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