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nicktheslayer

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Kansas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5708
Comment Ranking:#4801
Highest Content Rank:#1562
Highest Comment Rank:#585
Content Thumbs: 3689 total,  4516 ,  827
Comment Thumbs: 12005 total,  13573 ,  1568
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 310 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:180527
Times Content Favorited:232 times
Total Comments Made:2113
FJ Points:5011
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2) | game (2) | no (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#56 - Quick children! Climb into Pikachu's vagina! 03/16/2012 on Only in Japan Comp +3
#31 - James, James Bond is a pretty cool guy. Has snazzy gadgets and… 03/15/2012 on /b/ knows their movies. 0
#2 - What about it? 03/15/2012 on iPads 0
#22 - Best tasting gum ever. Flavor lasted 5 seconds. Sadness. 03/15/2012 on Learning from experience +1
#35 - Oh god. The second time this week I've breathed new life into … 03/15/2012 on Jesus Christ +2
#215 - **nicktheslayer rolls 11** 50 03/15/2012 on 1/100 chance. -1
#46 - You use google for porn? Is that normal? I go straight to Fj's…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on What the Internet Does To You -2
#49 - anonexplains (03/15/2012) [-]
No shit
#6 - Picture 03/14/2012 on BRAZIL 0
#5 - Comment deleted 03/14/2012 on Tin Man 0
#4 - Thumbed because Stanley Kubrick's The Shining 03/14/2012 on Tin Man +1
#17 - Holy crap. I had this bookmarked last year, but because i lost… 03/14/2012 on -facepalm +1
#1 - Or, maybe you know. Squirt + Turtle? Considering he s… 03/14/2012 on Mind Blown 0
#524 - :( 03/14/2012 on Most frightening thing of... +7
#523 - **nicktheslayer rolled a random image posted in comment #303…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on Most frightening thing of... +34
#524 - nicktheslayer (03/14/2012) [-]
:(
#6 - My grandma called me with the usual "Your grandpa has loc… 03/14/2012 on Oh alzheimer's, you so... +3
#4 - About a year ago, we sat with her in the hospital room, and sh…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Oh alzheimer's, you so... +5
User avatar #12 - zafara (03/14/2012) [-]
Once we went to a restuarant with my parents and my Dad's mother, sister, and my dad's sister's husband. Somehow Nana got it into her head that Dad had ordered the steak. She said "Johnny you ordered the steak" well over 50 times in the course of 30 minutes. I counted.
User avatar #5 - thatoldhorse (03/14/2012) [-]
my grandma and my mother went shopping and my grandma was arrested because she tried to steal a tv because of something my mom said i think she said take whatever you want
#6 - nicktheslayer (03/14/2012) [-]
My grandma called me with the usual "Your grandpa has locked me in the hospital, can you ask your mom if i can stay over?" (Grandpa's been dead since november)


I said "Sure, theyre gone though. Ill have them call you back when theyre here. Anyways, grandma, how are you?"

"My dad?"

"Uh.. no, grandma. How are you?"

"I was fine until yousstarted talking about my dad!" *Click*

MFW
#2 - My grandma has alzhiemers too. Her nurses were all really dark…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Oh alzheimer's, you so... +22
User avatar #3 - thatoldhorse (03/14/2012) [-]
my grandma started shoving dog shit in the couch then put her hamster in the oven claiming he was cold
#4 - nicktheslayer (03/14/2012) [-]
About a year ago, we sat with her in the hospital room, and she was acting weird. after about an hour, she got real pissed all of a sudden, wondering where the waiter was. She then pulled out a piece of gauze and tried to chew on it, it was chocolate to her. She brought her own food to the restaurant. Wtf.
User avatar #12 - zafara (03/14/2012) [-]
Once we went to a restuarant with my parents and my Dad's mother, sister, and my dad's sister's husband. Somehow Nana got it into her head that Dad had ordered the steak. She said "Johnny you ordered the steak" well over 50 times in the course of 30 minutes. I counted.
User avatar #5 - thatoldhorse (03/14/2012) [-]
my grandma and my mother went shopping and my grandma was arrested because she tried to steal a tv because of something my mom said i think she said take whatever you want
#6 - nicktheslayer (03/14/2012) [-]
My grandma called me with the usual "Your grandpa has locked me in the hospital, can you ask your mom if i can stay over?" (Grandpa's been dead since november)


I said "Sure, theyre gone though. Ill have them call you back when theyre here. Anyways, grandma, how are you?"

"My dad?"

"Uh.. no, grandma. How are you?"

"I was fine until yousstarted talking about my dad!" *Click*

MFW
#35 - Whoah, we had the same song o-o 03/14/2012 on Sponge Bob Stoner Pants +2
#34 - Feel Good Inc... in my ass. :( 03/14/2012 on Sponge Bob Stoner Pants +5
#290 - That's what being a troll is all about. Stay off of the intern… 03/08/2012 on Longest Facebook Troll Ever... 0
#253 - I can't believe it. I saw this post when it was at -1, and i t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on Fuck yeah Im still home +14
#255 - omegaenterprises (03/08/2012) [-]
Thank you for thumbing it up and giving it a chance! Without your thumb, the world would be a very different place.
#143 - **nicktheslayer rolls 0,270** no you. 03/07/2012 on This made me lol hard -3
#25 - We have to remember, though. This is the man who made out with… 03/05/2012 on Hey, Lisa 0
#103 - As you wish. 03/05/2012 on Pointless Superpowers Part 3! +2
#43 - **nicktheslayer rolls 59** Lets find out.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on You don't say! 0
#55 - anonexplains (03/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 148** nope.

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#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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