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nicktheslayer

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:9/04/2015
Location:Kansas
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#20115
Highest Content Rank:#1562
Highest Comment Rank:#585
Content Thumbs: 3689 total,  4516 ,  827
Comment Thumbs: 12149 total,  13718 ,  1569
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 3.6% (18/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:181011
Times Content Favorited:228 times
Total Comments Made:2155
FJ Points:5123
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2) | game (2) | no (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#39 - that's a png loser get your head in the game 09/20/2014 on IFlipPhone +1
#1 - this isn't trypophobia 09/19/2014 on Holy Mother of Trypophobia +5
#2 - But there are only 37.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Missouri -5
User avatar #3 - yodaiam (09/19/2014) [-]
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#5 - Shrek isn't Disney.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on this fuckin scene +6
User avatar #28 - stenchschleifs (09/19/2014) [-]
Shrek is life, shrek is god.
#1 - With an itheburg. 09/18/2014 on title -2
#87 - the person who responded to the poop party missed the chance t… 09/18/2014 on Fucked up shit, man +1
#13 - psst. it says philippines  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on DYK Comp #52 +34
User avatar #36 - Ashtaroth (09/17/2014) [-]
** What would happen if this were in Merica.
#40 - anon (09/17/2014) [-]
Doubt the government would do that with such a viral and well known hing.
User avatar #46 - Ashtaroth (09/17/2014) [-]
You must not watch the news.

www.wsj.com/video/georgia-police-shut-down-lemonade-stand/F530F842-2057-4315-A47E-157EAB89B8E3.html

www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/03/the-inexplicable-war-on-lemonade-stands/

Or the one where somebody had started up a little library on their lawn where people could take a book for free and return it later that got shut down. Couldn't find the article on that one.

Citizen sponsored homeless shelters, soup kitchens, clothing dispensaries.

Fact is, the government(s) of the U.S. is/are incredibly jealous of money. A kid can't make $20 selling lemonaid out of his lawn without them shutting him down for "illegal business practices". They'd rather watch 10,000 people die of starvation right in front of them than allow a citizen to do anything good to help on their own time and dime.
#18 - economicfreedom (09/17/2014) [-]
#16 - men rock?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Fat shaming +22
#104 - toostonedtopost (09/17/2014) [-]
That roll and your comment deserve more thumbs.

You guys pulled of an epic stretch.
User avatar #87 - wtfduud (09/17/2014) [-]
He's rock hard.
#4 - look at all that chewing gum 09/17/2014 on Feels bro +3
#21 - he just said he wouldn't. don't you read? 09/17/2014 on Anon wants to flash his... +2
#122 - I work at Hot Topic, bite me, the staff is cool, it's th… 09/17/2014 on I dunno +1
#19 - You can download weed now? Cool. 09/17/2014 on He who smelt it dealt it 0
#19 - I actually didn't even notice that, that is kinda funny, anywa… 09/13/2014 on The perfect crime 0
#8 - We should be friends.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on The perfect crime +1
User avatar #17 - raggamuffinz (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't know it was a thing. Funny how we picked the same card.
#19 - nicktheslayer (09/13/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even notice that, that is kinda funny, anyway, enjoy your frontpage of comments!
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on The Octopus +2
#35 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/11/2014) [-]
#1 - When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Giant ******* bipeda… 09/11/2014 on Toy Story +10
#10 - That's a Scallop  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on The Octopus +47
#21 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/11/2014) [-]
#32 - nicktheslayer (09/11/2014) [-]
#35 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/11/2014) [-]
#25 - you're not perfect 09/09/2014 on Bartering with The Master +7
#8 - How is she gonna get there by train? 09/09/2014 on Around the internet PART 4 +18
#28 - i read my daugheter/pitbull mix. as if they were one being. 09/09/2014 on White bitches +2
#28 - Uhh. Good. 09/06/2014 on Your Nintendo is a Gay Taquito +2
#1 - when you sleep at a friends house in middle school and he only… 09/06/2014 on We've all been there +80
#9 - title is yes, spoiler is no 09/05/2014 on a side effect of smoking +1
#76 - they're just pretending  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on drawstrings +124
User avatar #78 - iceguy (09/04/2014) [-]
i wish i could pretend to have mushrooms in my house
User avatar #125 - ryderjbudde (09/05/2014) [-]
wacth out 4 zombos
#12 - yes please!  [+] (16 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Say whaaaaaat? 0
#13 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
I'll post a few more for now, might continue later
#14 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
#15 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
#16 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
#17 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
I don't know why the resolution is so shitty, they were better when I saved them.
#18 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
#19 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
#20 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
last one for now, I have a handful more that I might upload later, if the interest is still there.
#42 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
#43 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
#44 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
#45 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
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#47 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
I have a few more of these, but they're less mindfucking and more plain cool.
#37 - duedum (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - unfairlybanned (09/04/2014) [-]
Moar pls

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#13 to #12 - nicktheslayer (03/12/2015) [-]
dont think im not onto you
#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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