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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:4/24/2014
Location:Kansas
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Highest Content Rank:#1562
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#7 - These 03/08/2014 on Weather, whether you like... +1
#17 - Well, it's sort of like chocolate, but it's meat. EVERYBODY lo… 03/08/2014 on Mouthgasm +1
#74 - I think that fear is a necessary part of my life though. I'm m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Anon talks about the afterlife +2
User avatar #203 - thefunnyside (03/08/2014) [-]
Buddy, what you do in your life doesn't matter. If you die, nothing will change. Hell, every human on this world could die and nothing would change, because we're not even a grain of sand in a desert of starts and Galaxies. If you're worth 0 or if you're worth 0.000000000000(add a few hundred more zeros here)1 it doesn't matter to anyone but you. Just do what you want and be enough for yourself, because bottom line is, we're all worthless
#23 - How... did you know?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Hey Pizza is Here +1
User avatar #24 - pizzaweed (03/08/2014) [-]
I know everything
#657 - What if we could use this site to host other things? I've got … 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#62 - Headsets! I dunno man, you coulda just said "I can confir… 03/08/2014 on This could happen 0
#60 - But TLOU only allows in game chat with your team, and all four…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on This could happen +1
User avatar #61 - pizzaweed (03/08/2014) [-]
I was outside your friend's window.

I had nothing else to do that night.
#62 - nicktheslayer (03/08/2014) [-]
Headsets! I dunno man, you coulda just said "I can confirm, I am his girlfriend" and I probably would have bought it.
#25 - Looks a bit like a computer mouse. 03/07/2014 on OH GOD 0
#8 - Happened to me once, playing The Last of Us online with friend…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2014 on This could happen +6
User avatar #34 - pizzaweed (03/07/2014) [-]
I was in that game..

we all knew



You let out a few hisses and moans. Was a fun game
#60 - nicktheslayer (03/08/2014) [-]
But TLOU only allows in game chat with your team, and all four of us were accounted for. You couldn't have.

I am fun at parties.
User avatar #61 - pizzaweed (03/08/2014) [-]
I was outside your friend's window.

I had nothing else to do that night.
#62 - nicktheslayer (03/08/2014) [-]
Headsets! I dunno man, you coulda just said "I can confirm, I am his girlfriend" and I probably would have bought it.
#21 - I still talk to most of the English department from my highsch… 03/07/2014 on MFW teacher says hi to me... 0
#10 - post a timestamp of dog/fireplace 03/05/2014 on must be new on the job +27
#468 - You mean real life activism? 03/05/2014 on 10 Seconds 0
#465 - I'm writing all of these down. I'm pretty sure making comments… 03/05/2014 on 10 Seconds +1
#63 - So long I've waited for my picture to be relevant again!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on like Satan`s armpits +4
User avatar #74 - smithforprez (03/04/2014) [-]
oh fuck lol
#20 - My first thought. 03/02/2014 on sand art +4
#17 - I know. He's trying to rip of jokeexplain and I want him to go home.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on why am I laughing so hard... 0
User avatar #18 - otherothersparker (02/28/2014) [-]
oh, my bad, didn't know that he was doing that
#11 - *ovulation  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Delicious -2
User avatar #12 - timmity (02/28/2014) [-]
no, as chicken eggs are fertilised INSIDE the hen
User avatar #15 - iliekmennow (03/01/2014) [-]
Well said
#13 - peanutbitter please?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Worth the read. trust me +55
User avatar #31 - funnymidget (03/01/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter, bringeth thyself upon us, and placeth the Veet upon thine Genital region for the peoples amusement.
User avatar #30 - shadowkingdr (03/01/2014) [-]
I SACRIFICE MUDKIPFUCKER AND ADMIN TO SUMMON: PEANUTBITTER TESTER OF THINGS
User avatar #17 - radeckal (02/28/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter, for the glory of all that is harsh known to man, we call upon you once more.
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Q and A +8
#2 - africanserialdaddy (02/28/2014) [-]
yeees... sex... baby.. sex....
#4 - zyketor (02/28/2014) [-]
I have no clue who this is, but this gif fits my reaction perfectly.
#6 - go home  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on why am I laughing so hard... +5
User avatar #10 - otherothersparker (02/28/2014) [-]
look at his name
#17 - nicktheslayer (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. He's trying to rip of jokeexplain and I want him to go home.
User avatar #18 - otherothersparker (02/28/2014) [-]
oh, my bad, didn't know that he was doing that
#46 - I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't a snobby hipster …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Have some respect... 0
#48 - captainganto (02/28/2014) [-]
deism is not a believe, it isn't a code, it is in itself not a thing. it is a result from an innate perspective. One based on the logical possibility to order if nothing else to the miracle that is existence itself
#7 - No Link. No Luigi. No green Power Ranger. No Buttercup. No Gri…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on U came to the wrong... +5
#8 - alltipswelcome (02/28/2014) [-]
#24 - I used to have this game as a kid, couldn't get passed fightin… 02/28/2014 on The Day 0
#41 - Are you an atheist? I don't think these qualities come out in …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Have some respect... +1
#44 - captainganto (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm what you call a deist.
#46 - nicktheslayer (02/28/2014) [-]
I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't a snobby hipster sort of definition.

But cool. Good on you for retaining your independence, I respect that.

Like Male-Female-Transmodified-Partially Hydrogenated-opaque-humanoid that identifies as giraffe.
#48 - captainganto (02/28/2014) [-]
deism is not a believe, it isn't a code, it is in itself not a thing. it is a result from an innate perspective. One based on the logical possibility to order if nothing else to the miracle that is existence itself
#23 - Thanks. 02/28/2014 on science jokes +1
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#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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