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nicktheslayer

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Kansas
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#33 - I read "Do Graping" I wat my pants.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Happens to us all +4
User avatar #75 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
dog raping
are you retarded?
#18 - I don't really see a resemblance. 04/26/2013 on That sly bastard... 0
#48 - Nevermind. Turns out this was fake? Twat. Ruined my birthday. :(  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on So now it begins.... 0
User avatar #51 - riffibanezius (04/27/2013) [-]
My birthday happens to be the 12th i was happy then i realized it was quite odd since that is a sunday.
#47 - Last day of my Senior year of highschool is May 10. The Great …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on So now it begins.... 0
#48 - nicktheslayer (04/26/2013) [-]
Nevermind. Turns out this was fake? Twat. Ruined my birthday. :(
User avatar #51 - riffibanezius (04/27/2013) [-]
My birthday happens to be the 12th i was happy then i realized it was quite odd since that is a sunday.
#11 - It irritates me when someone says they're irritated by false s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on /b/ Story +7
User avatar #140 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/27/2013) [-]
Note that I didn't say I was irritated in this case.
I didn't say that.
I could say it to contrast what was actually happening at the moment.
#61 - That's actually how I remember it. I'm glad I'm not the only one. 04/26/2013 on Wednesday 0
#82 - The thumbnail made that Grenadine look like a squashed Mario head. 04/25/2013 on Fucking amazing. +2
#5 - I am asking nicely for you to find this and show us, pretty please. 04/24/2013 on Geese! +38
#22 - "No one home, still locks the bathroom door." &q… 04/24/2013 on Bachelor frog comp +1
#23 - Art direction is not the same as graphics. Every call…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Graphics don't make a good... 0
User avatar #104 - honeybiscuit (04/24/2013) [-]
Again you can have the most amazing art direction ever, if your graphics can't express it properly, it's wasted. The point, that is trying to be made is simple. What makes a video game special is all the parts coming together, not the ability for any one part to stand on it's own.
#106 - Tim Minchin reference. I love you. 04/24/2013 on Advanced Stupid +1
#5 - 11/10 Wonderful 04/24/2013 on Tumblr +16
#19 - I'll just post what I posted LAST time this was on front page.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Ace in the Hole +45
User avatar #22 - schwerdaddy (04/24/2013) [-]
REPOST!

I actually remember this comment and thought it was pretty funny
#66 - Is that like a black Carla from Scrubs? 04/24/2013 on Childhood Ruined +1
#50 - Yeah, but really, this wasn't funny or accurate enough to make… 04/23/2013 on One other major flaw 0
#37 - With any luck her friend is a 9/10 clean, shaven and showered. 04/23/2013 on Human floss 0
#16 - Is cunningstunt just a cool name? Or is it supposed t… 04/22/2013 on Meanwhile in Ireland... +1
#92 - Comment deleted 04/20/2013 on Putin is a badass 0
#6 - I hope you're waiting for her to be fertile before you plow.. 04/17/2013 on All grown up +1
#10 - Uhh. I'm an atheist, sure. But this is stupid. God isn't invis…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on One other major flaw +2
User avatar #55 - rifee (05/11/2013) [-]
it's a joke...
User avatar #47 - rifee (04/23/2013) [-]
while I agree with your post if this content was meant to be taken seriously, it's obviously just a joke based on the stereotypicall assertion that god is "invisible".

If I were to comment on this is a serious manner, I would say that something being invisibale is basically the same as "unobvservable" for our spectrum, or just plain undetectable with any optical equipment, which kind of makes it the right thing to say. I understand your point though.
#50 - nicktheslayer (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, but really, this wasn't funny or accurate enough to make a post that was guaranteed to start a religious debate in the comments, which is why I posted that.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh come on. First of all: it's just a joke. And secondly: the absense of evidence of god does not mean it exists in another paradime. And it's just a joke about what is in the Bible. And not beeing in our "plane of existance" really doesn't mean it exists somewhere else. Is there evidence for pink-blue striped unicorns? No. But that doesen't mean that they exist in another paradime of this reality, or any other. However, if you subscribe to the multiverse theory, I'd me willing to accept that everything is possible in another universe, as there the laws known to apply in our universe, do not necessarily apply. And personally, I dont believe it is invisible. I reject the claim of its existence. But seriously, can't you people just calm down, it's just a joke. And I do not claim anything about the beliefs of all other people, although the believes that this joke is based oon may be held by some person. But I do not claim the portrayed believe to be anybodys believe, unlike you.
#12 - Yeah, something like that.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Easy way to win at poker +391
User avatar #52 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Silly you, women don't poop.
#123 - pillsmakeitgrow (04/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - Mickeyboi (04/17/2013) [-]
twogirls1cup.gif
User avatar #34 - kingoflulzfool (04/17/2013) [-]
ehh close but they get the shit sucked out of them with some tools forgot what they are called
#64 - saladtongsofdeath (04/17/2013) [-]
enema?
#44 - eddymolly (04/17/2013) [-]
Hoover?
#13 - drewsky (04/17/2013) [-]
#6 - Even if not having brakes was a factor, you can't tell by the … 04/17/2013 on Kid fail 0
#30 - Picture 04/17/2013 on nice day +1
#64 - Mike looks like he was traced, his pose looks so familiar, I t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Childhood ruined or upgraded? +1
#67 - Natendragon (04/17/2013) [-]
Opticlops. thesilveresteagle helped me out by mentioning Yu-Gi-Oh.
#92 - falconxmard (04/17/2013) [-]
I remember when a card like that was considered "good".
Maybe this is unrelated but I miss the old yu-gi-oh :/
Now all people use is cards like this with super long effects that do 3+ special summons/draws/destructions in one turn.
User avatar #68 - thesilveresteagle (04/17/2013) [-]
aww you.
User avatar #65 - thesilveresteagle (04/17/2013) [-]
he looks like a yugioh card.
#20 - Well, it's not relevant to activism, haha. So only if you post… 04/17/2013 on benjibonz's profile 0

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#14 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
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#15 to #14 - nicktheslayer (03/26/2015) [-]
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#13 to #12 - nicktheslayer (03/12/2015) [-]
dont think im not onto you
#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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