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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:Kansas
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#11 - make it shoop from his crotch heh 10/31/2014 on Ouch +2
#61 - The people there are pretty sweet, but the customers are exact… 10/22/2014 on Yelp 0
#56 - **** , I know a lot of local talent. Got a YouTube…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Yelp 0
User avatar #60 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Just a few vids on Youtube Sidewise - "Come With Me" (Official Audio)
#55 - I used to work at the Legends Hot Topic. A woman from JC came …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Yelp 0
User avatar #59 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
AWWWW YEEEEAH LEGENDS
User avatar #57 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
I was offered a job at that Hot Topic, but I decided to keep my Barista job.
#61 - nicktheslayer (10/22/2014) [-]
The people there are pretty sweet, but the customers are exactly what you'd expect.
#35 - I live in KCK, spend a lot of time in KCMO. I want to shake th…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Yelp +1
User avatar #37 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
I live in Overland Park. Let's go find this man and give him a hearty tip.
#64 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2014) [-]
Overland Park represent!

Though its mostly the north part that is that bad. I myself am lower-middle class, and have several friends that are as well. On the other hand, many of my friends are also higher middle class, the "snobs", and they are no different from me. It's unfair to say the whole region is a bunch of snobs.
User avatar #47 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
I used to live in Overland Park!
User avatar #48 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Be glad you got out.
User avatar #49 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, Johnson County is what happens when white trash find money.
User avatar #50 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
The fucking truth in that statement is almost horrendous.
#73 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2014) [-]
JoCo here. The amount of fake, wanna-be rednecks with Beets headphones is god awful.
User avatar #51 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
Sorry you're stuck there. I've got some good friends still there, too, including a few I've lost contact with unfortunately.
User avatar #52 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh I'm not stuck here thank god. It's just home base when I come home from tour. I'm lucky enough to travel most of the time.
#55 - nicktheslayer (10/22/2014) [-]
I used to work at the Legends Hot Topic. A woman from JC came in with her son, and.. the story takes a surprising turn. She told him she would buy him ANYTHING in the store. The little shit turned it down, she told me all he wanted was Nike and Northface. She tried so hard to keep him out of the ticky tacky of JC. I hope she succeeds.
User avatar #59 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
AWWWW YEEEEAH LEGENDS
User avatar #57 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
I was offered a job at that Hot Topic, but I decided to keep my Barista job.
#61 - nicktheslayer (10/22/2014) [-]
The people there are pretty sweet, but the customers are exactly what you'd expect.
User avatar #53 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
Fellow militarybro?
User avatar #54 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I don't have the balls for the military, I'm a musician.
User avatar #58 - rollmeanddie (10/22/2014) [-]
Hey, music keeps morale up and inspires people, you're an important part of entertainment and mental health, I'm just another dude with a gun.
User avatar #62 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Without the military, I wouldn't have the freedom to do this shit, so mad props to you.
#56 - nicktheslayer (10/22/2014) [-]
Shit, I know a lot of local talent. Got a YouTube/soundcloud?
User avatar #60 - midnighteyes (10/22/2014) [-]
Just a few vids on Youtube Sidewise - "Come With Me" (Official Audio)
#76 - jesus ******* christ i can feel the throb 10/22/2014 on Why? +1
#4 - grapes don't just make them sick, there are toxins in them tha… 10/17/2014 on Worth 0
#8 - he's been putting out videos monthly for a while now 10/17/2014 on Fresh Prince of Skel Air 0
#4 - i'd rather have no friend than that friend  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on multiplayer mario 3d world... +34
#31 - syshusky (10/17/2014) [-]
As someone who is subscribed to their letsplay channel, I agree with you 100%
#24 - Holy **** Nolan North was in Ned's Declassified? … 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 24 0
#62 - Picture 10/16/2014 on Avenger Inc. +10
#3 - always thought that, actually 10/15/2014 on (*) +20
#20 - I don't believe you've seen them. 09/29/2014 on Technology is rad +9
#142 - **nicktheslayer rolls 4,731** I just wanna see if i can roll… 09/29/2014 on My psychic power 0
#178 - I believe the boy in the photo is actually her brother, the st… 09/29/2014 on Morbid pictures comp 0
#4 - Nyoom Nyoom Nugget 09/23/2014 on Poetic little shit 0
#39 - that's a png loser get your head in the game 09/20/2014 on IFlipPhone +1
#1 - this isn't trypophobia 09/19/2014 on Holy Mother of Trypophobia +5
#2 - But there are only 37.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Missouri -5
User avatar #3 - yodaiam (09/19/2014) [-]
38
#5 - Shrek isn't Disney.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on this fuckin scene +6
User avatar #28 - stenchschleifs (09/19/2014) [-]
Shrek is life, shrek is god.
#1 - With an itheburg. 09/18/2014 on title -2
#87 - the person who responded to the poop party missed the chance t… 09/18/2014 on Fucked up shit, man +1
#13 - psst. it says philippines  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on DYK Comp #52 +34
User avatar #36 - Ashtaroth (09/17/2014) [-]
** What would happen if this were in Merica.
#40 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2014) [-]
Doubt the government would do that with such a viral and well known hing.
User avatar #46 - Ashtaroth (09/17/2014) [-]
You must not watch the news.

www.wsj.com/video/georgia-police-shut-down-lemonade-stand/F530F842-2057-4315-A47E-157EAB89B8E3.html

www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/03/the-inexplicable-war-on-lemonade-stands/

Or the one where somebody had started up a little library on their lawn where people could take a book for free and return it later that got shut down. Couldn't find the article on that one.

Citizen sponsored homeless shelters, soup kitchens, clothing dispensaries.

Fact is, the government(s) of the U.S. is/are incredibly jealous of money. A kid can't make $20 selling lemonaid out of his lawn without them shutting him down for "illegal business practices". They'd rather watch 10,000 people die of starvation right in front of them than allow a citizen to do anything good to help on their own time and dime.
#18 - economicfreedom (09/17/2014) [-]
#16 - men rock?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Fat shaming +22
#104 - toostonedtopost (09/17/2014) [-]
That roll and your comment deserve more thumbs.

You guys pulled of an epic stretch.
#87 - wtfduud (09/17/2014) [-]
He's rock hard.
#4 - look at all that chewing gum 09/17/2014 on Feels bro +3
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#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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