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nicktheslayer

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Kansas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5294
Comment Ranking:#4354
Highest Content Rank:#1562
Highest Comment Rank:#585
Content Thumbs: 3689 total,  4516 ,  827
Comment Thumbs: 12076 total,  13645 ,  1569
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 310 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:180697
Times Content Favorited:231 times
Total Comments Made:2141
FJ Points:5064
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2) | game (2) | no (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#6 - I wish you weren't anonymous.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Tricky ll devils +27
#9 - malusastrum (02/06/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand done. I made an account. Just for you.




Feel special.
#99 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
i have made no account. he is lying
User avatar #15 - madzombiie (02/06/2014) [-]
so this is how accounts are made
#18 - malusastrum (02/06/2014) [-]
Cherish this moment. You have witnessed a beautiful thing this day.
#10 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
I do feel special.
User avatar #51 - kamusioso (02/06/2014) [-]
hello dad, i', kamusioso
#8 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Perhaps I should make an account :o
#14 - Anyone who has earned the right to see this would be arrested … 02/06/2014 on WE DID IT 0
#3 - Here's that link. Uhhh. What? 02/06/2014 on .... 0
#8 - Gay members of multiple species are very natural, and actually… 02/06/2014 on His asshole probably is,... 0
#14 - Color blind people would be ****** . 02/06/2014 on New Traffic Light Prototype +1
#8 - Okay, you got me there.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Some people are dumb +1
#9 - AnonymousDonor (02/06/2014) [-]
hahah yes it was quite the perfect set-up

my thanks, sir
#3 - Why would you open to a woman with a man's voice?  [+] (15 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Tricky ll devils +127
#73 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
for.. the reasons..
User avatar #46 - hudis (02/06/2014) [-]
Jehova's Witnesses have women's voices what are you talking about
#44 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
One: Jehovah is spelt with an H at the end.
Two: Those are mormans.
#80 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Ironically you spelled mormon incorrectly.
#21 - falleone (02/06/2014) [-]
That is all
#5 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
While all of his friends and neighbors often made fun of Timothy's effeminate voice, Father Matthews only had one thought in mind.

This has potential.
User avatar #79 - matrixone (02/06/2014) [-]
Do not give them names, it makes them somewhat important in my mind
#6 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
I wish you weren't anonymous.
#9 - malusastrum (02/06/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand done. I made an account. Just for you.




Feel special.
#99 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
i have made no account. he is lying
User avatar #15 - madzombiie (02/06/2014) [-]
so this is how accounts are made
#18 - malusastrum (02/06/2014) [-]
Cherish this moment. You have witnessed a beautiful thing this day.
#10 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
I do feel special.
User avatar #51 - kamusioso (02/06/2014) [-]
hello dad, i', kamusioso
#8 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Perhaps I should make an account :o
#6 - You're too blue to be talking that way.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Some people are dumb 0
#7 - AnonymousDonor (02/06/2014) [-]
da ba dee da ba die motherfucker
#8 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
Okay, you got me there.
#9 - AnonymousDonor (02/06/2014) [-]
hahah yes it was quite the perfect set-up

my thanks, sir
#2 - That's a rope. 02/06/2014 on ferocious 0
#5 - Godammit you beat me to it. I'm angered, but I'm thumbing you up. 02/06/2014 on Why was Nye chosen to... +11
#4 - Picture 02/06/2014 on Public Service Message from... +7
#12 - I'm not sure you guys are getting my point. It's a jo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on shitting bricks +7
#13 - cooperjones (02/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, my bad.
#9 - I understand what you mean, but wtf is a second hand clone? Is…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2014 on shitting bricks +5
#17 - bellbottomshark (02/06/2014) [-]
Like the last copy they made in Multiplicity?
User avatar #11 - cooperjones (02/06/2014) [-]
The Clone Troopers in SW2 & 3 were clones of Jango Fett, the Imperial Storm Troopers were clones of the clones of the clone of Jango Fett. Also to save money the Empire recluted normal humans & aliens to fight with the remnant of the Clone Storm Troopers.
At least this is what I remember.
User avatar #48 - huntergriff (02/06/2014) [-]
>the Imperial Storm Troopers were clones of the clones of the clone of Jango Fett

No, They were originally the clones from the clone wars, then over time they were just random fucks who apparently can't hit a goddamn thing.
#59 - huntergriff (02/06/2014) [-]
I don't see why people are thumbing this down, this is literally in the series' lore...
User avatar #15 - robotvoice (02/06/2014) [-]
I thought the majority of the imperial army wasnt clones in the later films
#12 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm not sure you guys are getting my point.

It's a joke.

A clone is already sort of a second hand version of the original. So a second hand clone is.. ah, forget it.
#13 - cooperjones (02/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, my bad.
#10 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
It's like comparing mass produced with cheap material to custom made with only the finest materials.
#10 - It's rare to see something so funny here.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on I'm Hungry +6
User avatar #37 - xplosevdiarrhea (02/06/2014) [-]
I don't know. It seems that the steaks are higher these days. The material is a cut above the rest.
#7 - Doesn't that make it OC...? 02/06/2014 on ha 0
#16 - Sorry, didn't realize you were (a troll, autistic, an idiot). …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#17 - brokentrucker (02/05/2014) [-]
*an troll
*a idiot
#10 - It's baddass if it doesn't hurt.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - timmywankenobi (02/05/2014) [-]
it will hurt it's impossible that it wouldn't hurt unless you have that disease that takes away all feeling. plus your dick would be burnt and you would feel nothing when you had sex.
#16 - nicktheslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't realize you were (a troll, autistic, an idiot). Carry on.
#17 - brokentrucker (02/05/2014) [-]
*an troll
*a idiot
#20 - I was really annoyed with this picture when it had it's first …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on what it means +4
User avatar #23 - sidnineonefourtwo (02/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome. Glad people found it amusing.
#476 - I was about to use that in my comment, before I realized, his … 02/05/2014 on Daft Punk, bitch 0
#176 - I did not expect something this smart from "yoloswagswagy… 02/05/2014 on Rape 0
#9 - I get this all the damn time. Playing MineZ especially. ( *… 02/04/2014 on Lamprey +7
#2 - I dunno, they seem kinda shady to me..  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Lamprey +16
User avatar #4 - klina (02/04/2014) [-]
Said the guy with a username nicktheslayer.
#9 - nicktheslayer (02/04/2014) [-]
I get this all the damn time. Playing MineZ especially. (Shitty Minecraft verion of DayZ)

"I'm friendly!"

"NicktheSLAYER"

"I slay monsters!"

"Gtfo my town."
#13 - His mask isn't expressive, that's called body language. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Daft Punk, bitch +99
User avatar #239 - perform (02/05/2014) [-]
Psychology major right there.
User avatar #401 - nastoy (02/05/2014) [-]
Not to bring down what he said, but it isn't like.. high end psychology we're talking about here, it's basic body language, that common humans can understand.
Just like many animals we express ourselves with body language, so we also understand it as an instinct.
#145 - scotlandhome (02/05/2014) [-]
#476 - nicktheslayer (02/05/2014) [-]
I was about to use that in my comment, before I realized, his mask in that photo is expressive.
#49 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
You say he's busy,but he's reading the comics.
User avatar #41 - pappathethird (02/04/2014) [-]
But you're fun on funnyjunk, and that's what matters

Wait, it's not?
#22 - I mean, he's kinda cringey to look at, but it was a pretty goo… 02/04/2014 on A beautiful transformation +7
#10 - Judge Judy needs to calm her **** . 02/04/2014 on word +4

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#13 to #12 - nicktheslayer (03/12/2015) [-]
dont think im not onto you
#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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