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nicktheslayer

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:2/03/2011
Last Login:7/08/2015
Location:Kansas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11692
Highest Content Rank:#1562
Highest Comment Rank:#585
Content Thumbs: 3689 total,  4516 ,  827
Comment Thumbs: 12147 total,  13716 ,  1569
Content Level Progress: 50% (50/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 3.2% (16/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:180909
Times Content Favorited:230 times
Total Comments Made:2152
FJ Points:5121
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2) | game (2) | no (2) | the (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#25 - I'm possibly the biggest Zelda fan here, but I still kind of w…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on this rage cannot be calmed -6
User avatar #32 - sylpharia (02/26/2014) [-]
you do know that zelda IS a girl, do you?
#57 - nicktheslayer (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's just the fact that I know, so I'm appreciating the irony in that. Sort of a hipster point of view, I guess.

I'm sort of disappointed in the amount of people who thumbed me down without answering my question, so thank you both for at least commenting.
#62 - anothergun (02/26/2014) [-]
They're thumbing you down because you called yourself the biggest Zelda fan.
#76 - nicktheslayer (02/26/2014) [-]
I mean, I said possibly.

I'd like to think I am, but I'm sure there someone here who could out-do me in trivia, or memorabilia, or whatever. I'm not tryna bash egos, I figured people would assume it's exaggeration.
#75 - nicktheslayer has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30 - pickaxe (02/26/2014) [-]
yes.
#14 - I always felt like he started off as the worst, and just got b… 02/26/2014 on That 70's Show 0
#12 - That was a lot of work just to help that guy into the truck.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Close enough? +8
#13 - TexMex (02/25/2014) [-]
Ghetto elevator
#21 - anon (02/25/2014) [-]
powered by television bender
#14 - I feel like the Onion wrote this. 02/23/2014 on Seriously 0
#10 - I saw this first and thought it was a baseball. My first thoug…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on OC: Britain and Prussia +1
#24 - seymion (03/22/2014) [-]
Poor Spain he's just a ball-ball
#25 - nicktheslayer (03/22/2014) [-]
I was half expecting this to be a top comment. It had NO recognition whatsoever, until a whole month later. But thank you for your thumb. Somebody cared. :')
#5 - Two biggest issues of being a programmer. 1. It doesn…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Mfw programming +2
#6 - alphavsomega (02/22/2014) [-]
#4 - Two cannibals are eating a man in the middle of the desert. Be…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Cannibs +69
User avatar #18 - bosskiss (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #20 - huewut (02/22/2014) [-]
Starts from head and toes -> Guy at head says he's having a ball -> other guy thinks he's talking about the mans scrotum, and therefore the guy who started from the head ate too fast and he got more than half his share

TL;DR: Feetman thought headman ate his balls
User avatar #21 - djponee (02/22/2014) [-]
OH ok then that makes sense, I thought it was the other way around.

Thank you.
#9 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Welcome to America +3
#25 - Oh thank God I thought it was a Jehovah's Witness 02/22/2014 on They are adapting +3
#27 - I read it, didn't see it. I read this, went back to l… 02/20/2014 on Finding the focus 0
#12 - But why is the hole of the pantyhose at the feet? With so much…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on At Night. 0
#14 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
no you're just questioning the logic of a childrens cartoon.

#71 - What about the phantom poop? When you take a poop and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Flags and Food 0
User avatar #73 - shallowandpedantic (02/20/2014) [-]
also known as a peek-a-poo
#41 - If you like pina coladaaaa. 02/20/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +1
#48 - Age of Empires 02/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#46 - Comment deleted 02/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on untitled +32
User avatar #45 - lolzordz (02/20/2014) [-]
oh my god i thought that was a ps2 game screenshot
#37 - Goddamnit all of my snow just melted. :I 02/20/2014 on Maple Snow 0
#28 - Picture 02/18/2014 on Absorbing ears +6
#57 - I made an account in 2011, when I discovered the site. I'm not… 02/17/2014 on white people at it again... 0
#55 - Oh **** it's a party! I forgot that mentioning people i… 02/17/2014 on white people at it again... +1
#53 - You're the first person I noticed here who showed up repeatedl…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on white people at it again... +1
User avatar #56 - Lambda (02/17/2014) [-]
Damn, I've been here long enough to become a fixture.... I dont know if I should feel good or bad about that.
I think I've been visiting this site regularly since 2007, fist having discovered it in 2004. Made an account in 2010.
#57 - nicktheslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
I made an account in 2011, when I discovered the site. I'm not really 28, I was using a school laptop, and even though funnyjunk was blocked, there was a weird url. (something.funnyjunk.com) that let me get on. I used the hell out of the NSFW because it was the only thing unblocked.

You might not necessarily be a fixture, I just really love the original Half Life, and you make me think of it each time I see you.
#54 - include (02/17/2014) [-]
#55 - nicktheslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit it's a party! I forgot that mentioning people is a thing that happened..
#20 - Why, if they're doing it themselves? 02/17/2014 on gg 0
#13 - anybody have that one that i really found creepy? it was gooby… 02/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - I haven't seen you in a while. Nice to see you. Not sure if yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2014 on white people at it again... 0
#50 - Lambda (02/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware I had fans. I think I have been posting a bit less, now that you mention it.
#53 - nicktheslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
You're the first person I noticed here who showed up repeatedly in comments.

Right before Phanact, long before Include. You're just a part of this place.
User avatar #56 - Lambda (02/17/2014) [-]
Damn, I've been here long enough to become a fixture.... I dont know if I should feel good or bad about that.
I think I've been visiting this site regularly since 2007, fist having discovered it in 2004. Made an account in 2010.
#57 - nicktheslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
I made an account in 2011, when I discovered the site. I'm not really 28, I was using a school laptop, and even though funnyjunk was blocked, there was a weird url. (something.funnyjunk.com) that let me get on. I used the hell out of the NSFW because it was the only thing unblocked.

You might not necessarily be a fixture, I just really love the original Half Life, and you make me think of it each time I see you.
#54 - include (02/17/2014) [-]
#55 - nicktheslayer (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit it's a party! I forgot that mentioning people is a thing that happened..
#17 - I hate finishing TV shows, specifically sitcoms. I can't even …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on TV Show Facts Compilation +2
User avatar #68 - FightClub (02/17/2014) [-]
goddammit*

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#13 to #12 - nicktheslayer (03/12/2015) [-]
dont think im not onto you
#11 - Nickdowgg (01/11/2014) [-]
This site's only big enough for one Nick.
User avatar #9 - winiacz (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about old Slipknot, not just hating the band every time when it's posted online in any way.

Let me thumb up all your uploads since now.
#10 to #9 - nicktheslayer (05/01/2013) [-]
There is such thing as good Nickleback. Not all rap is ignorant. Nintendo is still cool. I could go on.
User avatar #8 - anonefg (04/16/2013) [-]
**** off kid
#7 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, nicktheslayer.
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