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Age: 30
Date Signed Up:7/06/2009
Last Login:1/14/2015
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Comment Thumbs: 865 total,  1407 ,  542
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 177 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Total Comments Made:395
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#264 - Lol i bet if anyone saw him take that picture they'd think he … 02/28/2013 on Is that Heisenberg? -1
#46 - Lol this is the first time funnyjunk has made me crack up in a while  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on I quit +1
User avatar #77 - daentraya (02/23/2013) [-]
And then its not even from funnyjunk. I nearly cried anyway
#562 - Because he doesn't attend to your every whim. Presidents have …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on -Obama 0
#602 - unusualrex (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah... I'm really happy the use of drones has escallated since he was elected! Espcially how he has killed 3 American citizens without trial! The guy is awesom!

I wish my keyboard had sarcasticies...
#555 - We have every right in this country to oppose our government. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on -Obama +1
#617 - fnerkfnerk (02/22/2013) [-]
He is a tyrant. He's started more wars than he's finished. He's given himself the ability to kill anyone, anywhere, for "terrorism" while at the same time trying to make it more difficult for the average person to arm themselves. He's increased the drug war, especially in states that have legalized marijuana. He's made it illegal to not purchase health insurance, and he's getting ready to nationalize the student loan industry.
User avatar #634 - ariakon (02/22/2013) [-]
Everything you just said was either false, or not a bad thing at all if you know anything about it. Go to school, kiddo.
#669 - fnerkfnerk (02/22/2013) [-]
NDAA (allowed to kill anyone anywhere) War in Libya, War in Pakistan, War in Yemen, Soon to be War in Mali. Continuing (and losing) war in Afghanistan. If you think the war on drugs is good, I hope the police shoot your dog. ACA fines you for not purchasing insurance, and had an add-on that will soon phase out all non-federal education loans and make the taxpayer responsible for the $1T debt: iwf.org/blog/2790089/

#99 - ...Not saying that ... i just don't know many women who would … 02/22/2013 on You Good 0
#98 - Well lol, i know what you mean. I don't mean girls don't talk … 02/22/2013 on You Good 0
#9 - Yeah...no real girl says that. Only pornstars and the girls in…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/20/2013 on You Good +45
#85 - FriendWreck (02/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a pornstar and I still send my boyfriend dirty texts like that...especially when we're away from each other for long periods of time. Need to keep each other happy.

Oh...well besides the "cum inside me" part. Fuck that.
#98 - nickmandemon (02/22/2013) [-]
Well lol, i know what you mean. I don't mean girls don't talk dirty, because they do, but that was a little overboard. I don't know any girl who actually says cum inside me haha
User avatar #89 - dtwomutant (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't like your name. Reminds me of zones that involve friends
User avatar #90 - FriendWreck (02/21/2013) [-]
It was a quick, random smoosh of words. I don't think they even called it Friend-Zone in 2010 when I signed up.

I'm not too fond of your name. Reminds me of mutants and acronyms.
User avatar #82 - mourningspawn (02/21/2013) [-]
Nah, we use more adjectives. And grammar...
#54 - candance (02/21/2013) [-]
I say things close to that to people I'm dating. Girls get horny too , and it's just a bit of fun.
User avatar #34 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
and now we know how many women you've dated.
#30 - snakefire (02/21/2013) [-]
I've had girls say similar.

Granted we were talking over skype and she was all the way across the country, but it still doesn't change what was said.
User avatar #24 - OminousDemon (02/21/2013) [-]
guess my gf had a guy text me to come fuck her than
#28 - Rascal (02/21/2013) [-]
No, your gf is a man.
#18 - Rascal (02/21/2013) [-]
SOMEONE hasn't actually had a girlfriend. All jokes aside, they get horny too.
#17 - johnconnorone (02/21/2013) [-]
#12 - Rascal (02/20/2013) [-]
Nickmandemon confirmed for virgin butt licker
User avatar #11 - theoriginaltyson (02/20/2013) [-]
implying girls don't get horny too
#99 - nickmandemon (02/22/2013) [-]
...Not saying that ... i just don't know many women who would go on a freakin' rant about it like that lol.
User avatar #10 - toughactintinactin (02/20/2013) [-]
My hand says that occasionally...
#102 - This is fake, because that's illegal.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on Best Layoff +12
#115 - Keleth has deleted their comment.
#280 - Sorry we're not morons and we want to protect our athletes. An… 02/11/2013 on Europe FTW +2
#485 - Being agnostic is the same exact ******* thing as being…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Hades 0
#514 - admiralamory has deleted their comment.
#553 - affect (02/09/2013) [-]
Dear ,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
#39 - Remind anyone else of this?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Shaco Everytime +3
User avatar #78 - Surfandskim (01/28/2013) [-]
I get that reference and it makes me happy :)
User avatar #41 - megaton (01/28/2013) [-]
was just about to say it looked liek the ghost drive
#45 - Umm yes it is... wtf is wrong with you? Science can be proven … 01/26/2013 on We got a badass here 0
#241 - That is probably the most ignorant question I've ever heard an… 12/28/2012 on Best Cosplays of the Year 0
#152 - And what if that is the only one you heard about? Maybe people…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Media +3
User avatar #157 - maxmoefoe (12/20/2012) [-]
Again, missed the point of the post.
User avatar #195 - asschwitz (12/20/2012) [-]
Or maybe he was making his own fucking point? Quit going to every comment and acting like your view on this post is the only correct one.
#269 - Ummm... Samwise Gamgee is not a loser, you can go **** … 12/20/2012 on ,,, +22
#15 - not to mention he's the second strongest human who ever lived. 12/14/2012 on Old But Gold 0
#14 - Krillin is a baws. he is always on the frontlines, holding his…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Old But Gold +3
#15 - nickmandemon (12/14/2012) [-]
not to mention he's the second strongest human who ever lived.
#251 - I have this! My eyes are brown in the middle, then they get bl… 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia 0
#146 - I think Goku would win. Not only because he can teleport, but … 11/20/2012 on Epic battle 0
#141 - ....goku can teleport.....if they fought in space I'm pretty s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Epic battle 0
User avatar #142 - TheShadowMan (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, fair point. Are you for or against Gokus win though?
#146 - nickmandemon (11/20/2012) [-]
I think Goku would win. Not only because he can teleport, but I'm pretty sure Goku and Superman are about equal in physical strength by the end of both their series, but Goku actually had training in martial arts, and therefore knows how to fight better than superman. not to mention the fact that Goku wouldn't even need to fight close range. He could just keep superman at a distance and just keep firing energy blasts, and i think a kamehameha is stronger than Superman's only ranged attack, which is eye lasers. But i can't really say for sure because while I've seen all of DBZ, I haven't read all of the superman comics.
#29 - Damn, she's mad flexible, if she just turned her body that wou…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2012 on equal opportunity they said.. +7
User avatar #45 - Zarke (11/21/2012) [-]
Except she tried to do a crescent kick. AKA, one of the least practical kicks you can think of using. The action is huge, the telegraph is unmistakable, and compared to the effort, the payoff isn't worth it. There are more efficient things you could do. Sure, they're cool, they're scary, and they're stupid fun if you can do them, but there are better options for pretty much whatever you could use them for.
User avatar #74 - commontroll (11/21/2012) [-]
I'd say they're one of the most efficient kicks for head kicks. This is coming from somebody who was in Tae Kwon Do for years. If you know how to do them right, they're not slow and exaggerated, and you can get a lot of power in them. I prefer combining them with other kicks, then finishing with a crescent.

Also, roundhouse and crescent kicks are generally the same thing with a different name.
User avatar #100 - Zarke (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, same background, though we may know some things by different names. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but I just find that there are better ways to get the same results.
User avatar #101 - commontroll (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, I agree. They're not an all purpose use kick, but if you use 'em right, they just drop a man in one hit.
User avatar #102 - Zarke (11/21/2012) [-]
I find that they straddle the line between "awesome, but impractical" and "difficult, but awesome".
#195 - okay, **** you. Gandalf is better because he can do alo… 10/02/2012 on Shit... 0
#242 - wtf. There are s's inside his ears 09/19/2012 on Amazing +1
#23 - ...Bankai...? 09/16/2012 on A Motto To Live By 0
#140 - who else thought it was gonna be about lambo from hitman reborn? 08/24/2012 on Lambo? +2


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User avatar #1 - MrDeadiron (04/30/2014) [-]
I added you because I really enjoyed how you told that guy off. Didnt want you to think I was some weirdo.
#2 to #1 - nickmandemon (04/30/2014) [-]
Lol thanks dude i enjoyed the friend request
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