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nickdickr

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#10407
Comment Ranking:#32523
Highest Content Rank:#9131
Highest Comment Rank:#31371
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Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level -221 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -220 Comment: developing wizard powers
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Content Views:9136
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:133
FJ Points:-147

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latest user's comments

#125 - Only in FJ would you find a comp about an country so *****… 07/23/2015 on Japanese Facts Compilation... -3
#216 - The level of this guys virginity  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on Guy builds his own instrument -2
User avatar #218 - kualeifarne (07/08/2015) [-]
Not after this it isn't
#98 - Take a moment to consider how incredibly wrong it is to laugh …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #65 -3
User avatar #103 - madmanransom (07/01/2015) [-]
I can't tell by the wording of your comment whether you are joking or serious. But since I'm an optimist, I'm hoping you're joking and you realize that everyone's a little bit racist.
#102 - newpulse (07/01/2015) [-]
It seems you are being worst than any racist right now
#101 - kmichel (07/01/2015) [-]
#124 - Listen here you scrawny ankled pig ****er. I don't know what y… 06/25/2015 on Essential Job Tips 0
#122 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Essential Job Tips 0
User avatar #123 - elcreepo (06/22/2015) [-]
Sorry cancerfag but I'm not mad, you're just completely retarded.
#124 - nickdickr (06/25/2015) [-]
Listen here you scrawny ankled pig ****er. I don't know what your little problem is with me you fuking slimeball. So don't fuking neg me. If you neg me again you little weasel I will get all of my boys to come run a neg train on your ass. CHOO CHOO MUTHA****A. You're probably a little mungrel, some punk ass bitch negging people like me for no fuking reason. So let me get this straight you little ratbag. Do it again and you will be seeing red very soon. Fukin phaggot. You're just negging people like me because I have a huge cawk, if you ever had a girlfriend i'd grab that dirty whores ass at the club and take her back to mine and plow her little angus while you stood alone and cried.
#119 - Then why share them online? Do you want people to get hur…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Essential Job Tips 0
User avatar #121 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Nobody except you, or perhaps some other complete moron, is going to take this seriously.
User avatar #120 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Why share them online?

Because it's a JOKE. This was funny until autists like you missed the satire part.

Anyone who takes this crap seriously deserves not to work due to sheer stupidity
#122 - nickdickr (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #123 - elcreepo (06/22/2015) [-]
Sorry cancerfag but I'm not mad, you're just completely retarded.
#124 - nickdickr (06/25/2015) [-]
Listen here you scrawny ankled pig ****er. I don't know what your little problem is with me you fuking slimeball. So don't fuking neg me. If you neg me again you little weasel I will get all of my boys to come run a neg train on your ass. CHOO CHOO MUTHA****A. You're probably a little mungrel, some punk ass bitch negging people like me for no fuking reason. So let me get this straight you little ratbag. Do it again and you will be seeing red very soon. Fukin phaggot. You're just negging people like me because I have a huge cawk, if you ever had a girlfriend i'd grab that dirty whores ass at the club and take her back to mine and plow her little angus while you stood alone and cried.
#117 - Dude, all I'm saying is that acting like that won't land you a…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Essential Job Tips 0
User avatar #118 - elcreepo (06/16/2015) [-]
Did you not fucking read? It's obviously satire.

NOBODY is taking this as fact, except maybe a real retard.

Nobody gives a shit about your job experience. Especially since you can't seem to hold tenure in any of your radically different job fields.

That aside, this comp was satire and nobody save for a moron would take this as fact. These tips were SUPPOSED to be wrong...
#119 - nickdickr (06/20/2015) [-]
Then why share them online?
Do you want people to get hurt and be unemployed? Or maybe you think this is funny in some weird way? I think it was stupid, and as I said DON'T TAKE THIS ADVICE SERIOUSLY.
User avatar #121 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Nobody except you, or perhaps some other complete moron, is going to take this seriously.
User avatar #120 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Why share them online?

Because it's a JOKE. This was funny until autists like you missed the satire part.

Anyone who takes this crap seriously deserves not to work due to sheer stupidity
#122 - nickdickr (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #123 - elcreepo (06/22/2015) [-]
Sorry cancerfag but I'm not mad, you're just completely retarded.
#124 - nickdickr (06/25/2015) [-]
Listen here you scrawny ankled pig ****er. I don't know what your little problem is with me you fuking slimeball. So don't fuking neg me. If you neg me again you little weasel I will get all of my boys to come run a neg train on your ass. CHOO CHOO MUTHA****A. You're probably a little mungrel, some punk ass bitch negging people like me for no fuking reason. So let me get this straight you little ratbag. Do it again and you will be seeing red very soon. Fukin phaggot. You're just negging people like me because I have a huge cawk, if you ever had a girlfriend i'd grab that dirty whores ass at the club and take her back to mine and plow her little angus while you stood alone and cried.
#100 - you will literally sound like an autist if you do this. Typica…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Essential Job Tips 0
User avatar #102 - elcreepo (06/11/2015) [-]
This... this was satirical mate

It was supposed to be wrong.

Only an autist/someone with no sense of humor would think this is right
#117 - nickdickr (06/15/2015) [-]
Dude, all I'm saying is that acting like that won't land you a job. I should know, I have had 3 jobs in the last 5 years, all nailed in the interview phase.
First as a dentist, then a garbage car driver and now I'm a licensed animal therapist.
I think i have little more perspective than some goofball trying to share tips on this cartoon webpage. All I'm saying is that don't take the tips here as fact buddy..
User avatar #118 - elcreepo (06/16/2015) [-]
Did you not fucking read? It's obviously satire.

NOBODY is taking this as fact, except maybe a real retard.

Nobody gives a shit about your job experience. Especially since you can't seem to hold tenure in any of your radically different job fields.

That aside, this comp was satire and nobody save for a moron would take this as fact. These tips were SUPPOSED to be wrong...
#119 - nickdickr (06/20/2015) [-]
Then why share them online?
Do you want people to get hurt and be unemployed? Or maybe you think this is funny in some weird way? I think it was stupid, and as I said DON'T TAKE THIS ADVICE SERIOUSLY.
User avatar #121 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Nobody except you, or perhaps some other complete moron, is going to take this seriously.
User avatar #120 - elcreepo (06/20/2015) [-]
Why share them online?

Because it's a JOKE. This was funny until autists like you missed the satire part.

Anyone who takes this crap seriously deserves not to work due to sheer stupidity
#122 - nickdickr (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #123 - elcreepo (06/22/2015) [-]
Sorry cancerfag but I'm not mad, you're just completely retarded.
#124 - nickdickr (06/25/2015) [-]
Listen here you scrawny ankled pig ****er. I don't know what your little problem is with me you fuking slimeball. So don't fuking neg me. If you neg me again you little weasel I will get all of my boys to come run a neg train on your ass. CHOO CHOO MUTHA****A. You're probably a little mungrel, some punk ass bitch negging people like me for no fuking reason. So let me get this straight you little ratbag. Do it again and you will be seeing red very soon. Fukin phaggot. You're just negging people like me because I have a huge cawk, if you ever had a girlfriend i'd grab that dirty whores ass at the club and take her back to mine and plow her little angus while you stood alone and cried.
#87 - because you are a fat neckbeard loser that wants to impress an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Stay You -5
User avatar #133 - andovaredoras (06/10/2015) [-]
You seem jealous?
#62 - it's a ******* dog for pete's sake 06/09/2015 on to brighten your day -1
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