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#5 - "linkbucks.com" as opposed to just linking it normally;  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2013 on 0_- -6
User avatar #15 - slootyslooot (07/04/2013) [-]
Well, I don't see what is exactly so wrong with that. Seriously, he created that, and it's pretty cool, so why doesn't he deserve to get that. It's not like it's that big of a hassle. It's just a few extra seconds and a click of a button.
User avatar #19 - leglesslegolegolas (07/04/2013) [-]
It's a case of "HOW DARE YOU MAKE MONEY WHEN I'M NOT" mixed with PAPD.
User avatar #39 - nexu (07/04/2013) [-]
No. It's a case of "Stop trying to make money off of us"
User avatar #65 - leglesslegolegolas (07/04/2013) [-]
Really? I wasn't aware we lost money when we clicked those links.
#3 - **** off with your ****** ad link si…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2013 on 0_- -34
#7 - razerator (07/04/2013) [-]
But anyway, they are 0,0005 $ , you can't tell me to fuck off for 0,0005 $.
I'm calling police.
#6 - razerator (07/04/2013) [-]
Well I created it, it's not like I'm stealing money or anything using someone else's content.
User avatar #4 - dreaddune (07/03/2013) [-]
The link is instructions
User avatar #5 - nexu (07/03/2013) [-]
"linkbucks.com" as opposed to just linking it normally; tinypic.com/view.php?pic=qsa4k9&s=5
User avatar #15 - slootyslooot (07/04/2013) [-]
Well, I don't see what is exactly so wrong with that. Seriously, he created that, and it's pretty cool, so why doesn't he deserve to get that. It's not like it's that big of a hassle. It's just a few extra seconds and a click of a button.
User avatar #19 - leglesslegolegolas (07/04/2013) [-]
It's a case of "HOW DARE YOU MAKE MONEY WHEN I'M NOT" mixed with PAPD.
User avatar #39 - nexu (07/04/2013) [-]
No. It's a case of "Stop trying to make money off of us"
User avatar #65 - leglesslegolegolas (07/04/2013) [-]
Really? I wasn't aware we lost money when we clicked those links.
#34 - I liked the UI change but I did hate how I couldn't find what … 07/03/2013 on DJ 4DM1N... -1
#6 - Gif - Graphical Interchange format not Jraphical  [+] (25 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Say Hi to FunnyJunk Emma Stone +37
User avatar #80 - gayboard (07/03/2013) [-]
but the dude that made it actually came out and said it's jiff.
User avatar #36 - Tiblets (07/03/2013) [-]
That's like pronouncing the U in Scuba as "uh" instead of the "oo" sound because the U stands for Underwater.
User avatar #37 - rainbowrush (07/03/2013) [-]
That's how I pronounce it..
#30 - yomommabinshoppin (07/03/2013) [-]
General Agreement on Trades, general pronounced with a j sound, abbreviation pronounced with hard g sound (GATT)
The words do NOT affect the pronunciation of the abbreviation
User avatar #129 - rieskimo (07/03/2013) [-]
I do commend you on your good example.
#50 - anonexplains (07/03/2013) [-]
True, however think of the word gift. Due to the extremely similar spelling, it can easily be inferred that the word should be pronounced with a hard G.
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (07/03/2013) [-]
the man that made gifs said they are pronounced "jif"
User avatar #7 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i agree, however, i hate when people say either, I prefer to say G.I.F.
gif or jif makes it sound like something dumb that the "young people" are in to, which we are.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
So you're pretty much hating on it for no reason.
User avatar #9 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i just gave a reason...
User avatar #10 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Thats an awful reason. Hating something just because a specific demographic likes it.
Especially when you're on a site primarily used by that demographic. Also when you're most likely part of that demographic.
You also seem to be hating on it because its trendy. The fuck are you some sort of hipster?
User avatar #11 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
no no no not like that.
I dont hate it cause its popular with us young people, But saying gif or jif makes it sound like a dumb fad, and not an actually technical thing
User avatar #13 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
So you dont like how it sounds to you, even though its actually a much easier word to say that rolls off the tongue.

You know what else sounds stupid but has a very important technical meaning? Retarding an engine.
User avatar #14 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
bahah, im not familiar with that, what is it?
User avatar #16 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Hold onto your pants, Im about to get technical.
Its when you time the distributor to fire a cylinders spark plug just before the piston reaches the top of the compression stroke so when the piston is at the top, the entire air/fuel mixture will have ignited.. Most engines are 15 degrees before Top Dead Center (TDC)
While its a ridiculously small amount of time, it does take time for electricity to move through wires and for fire to more through gasoline; and when you're talking about getting an engine to fire properly, that time counts.
User avatar #17 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense. I love cars.

you got a favorite?
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Hard to say, but if I could chose one car to drive every day for the rest of my life it would be a Cadillac CTS-V with a six speed manual.
User avatar #19 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
You?
User avatar #20 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
I like Cadillac but they aren't really handy on turns, Not that they are particularly meant to be, but i find it to be a fault on the engineers.

i too if having to choose would probably go with a luxury car.
Probably the aston martin DB9, really any of the AM's
they are beautiful, Luxurious, and can go close to 200 if you want them to.
User avatar #21 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
You know the Suspension thats in the Ferrari 458?
Go ahead and guess which car that came out of.
User avatar #22 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
hmmmm the cts-v

I don't doubt the quality of what cadillac makes, they make excellent parts.
but for some of their cars that claim to be sporty dont handle like a sports car.
thats all i meant, Too much weight maybe, or maybe just the distribution
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
It is the weight really, but wait for the ATS-V. Same power plant as the CTS-V, probably the same suspension, but much much lighter and smaller.
You prefer the Europeans to the Americans?
User avatar #26 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
sent you a message
User avatar #24 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i would like to like americans, in terms of quality american cars have sucked up until the last 5 or maybe 10 years. now they are much better
but European cars are better overall.
american cars are just soooo heavy. and when they do decide to make a car thats powerful
its like 2 tons. eg, ford mustang. and even then, besides the shelby, they aren't all that powerful comparatively. and the panels are made out of plastic yet its still as heavy as a tank. i think they are putting steel blocks in the empty spaces :p
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I find the plastic funny also. My parents have a 2010 SRT8 Challenger. Fucking thing is 4200 pounds with a plastic dash, but the Challenger has never been about the interior.
The thing goes fast as shit with a tune and stops on a dime. Like that thing has no business stopping like it should, it should be illegal.
One of the things about the Challenger is that it has a cast iron block, which probably adds 200 pounds.
#4 - That's how it's supposed to be pronounced  [+] (27 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Say Hi to FunnyJunk Emma Stone +23
#5 - anonexplains (07/03/2013) [-]
Jif
User avatar #6 - nexu (07/03/2013) [-]
Gif - Graphical Interchange format
not Jraphical

User avatar #80 - gayboard (07/03/2013) [-]
but the dude that made it actually came out and said it's jiff.
User avatar #36 - Tiblets (07/03/2013) [-]
That's like pronouncing the U in Scuba as "uh" instead of the "oo" sound because the U stands for Underwater.
User avatar #37 - rainbowrush (07/03/2013) [-]
That's how I pronounce it..
#30 - yomommabinshoppin (07/03/2013) [-]
General Agreement on Trades, general pronounced with a j sound, abbreviation pronounced with hard g sound (GATT)
The words do NOT affect the pronunciation of the abbreviation
User avatar #129 - rieskimo (07/03/2013) [-]
I do commend you on your good example.
#50 - anonexplains (07/03/2013) [-]
True, however think of the word gift. Due to the extremely similar spelling, it can easily be inferred that the word should be pronounced with a hard G.
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (07/03/2013) [-]
the man that made gifs said they are pronounced "jif"
User avatar #7 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i agree, however, i hate when people say either, I prefer to say G.I.F.
gif or jif makes it sound like something dumb that the "young people" are in to, which we are.
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
So you're pretty much hating on it for no reason.
User avatar #9 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i just gave a reason...
User avatar #10 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Thats an awful reason. Hating something just because a specific demographic likes it.
Especially when you're on a site primarily used by that demographic. Also when you're most likely part of that demographic.
You also seem to be hating on it because its trendy. The fuck are you some sort of hipster?
User avatar #11 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
no no no not like that.
I dont hate it cause its popular with us young people, But saying gif or jif makes it sound like a dumb fad, and not an actually technical thing
User avatar #13 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
So you dont like how it sounds to you, even though its actually a much easier word to say that rolls off the tongue.

You know what else sounds stupid but has a very important technical meaning? Retarding an engine.
User avatar #14 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
bahah, im not familiar with that, what is it?
User avatar #16 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Hold onto your pants, Im about to get technical.
Its when you time the distributor to fire a cylinders spark plug just before the piston reaches the top of the compression stroke so when the piston is at the top, the entire air/fuel mixture will have ignited.. Most engines are 15 degrees before Top Dead Center (TDC)
While its a ridiculously small amount of time, it does take time for electricity to move through wires and for fire to more through gasoline; and when you're talking about getting an engine to fire properly, that time counts.
User avatar #17 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense. I love cars.

you got a favorite?
User avatar #18 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Hard to say, but if I could chose one car to drive every day for the rest of my life it would be a Cadillac CTS-V with a six speed manual.
User avatar #19 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
You?
User avatar #20 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
I like Cadillac but they aren't really handy on turns, Not that they are particularly meant to be, but i find it to be a fault on the engineers.

i too if having to choose would probably go with a luxury car.
Probably the aston martin DB9, really any of the AM's
they are beautiful, Luxurious, and can go close to 200 if you want them to.
User avatar #21 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
You know the Suspension thats in the Ferrari 458?
Go ahead and guess which car that came out of.
User avatar #22 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
hmmmm the cts-v

I don't doubt the quality of what cadillac makes, they make excellent parts.
but for some of their cars that claim to be sporty dont handle like a sports car.
thats all i meant, Too much weight maybe, or maybe just the distribution
User avatar #23 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
It is the weight really, but wait for the ATS-V. Same power plant as the CTS-V, probably the same suspension, but much much lighter and smaller.
You prefer the Europeans to the Americans?
User avatar #26 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
sent you a message
User avatar #24 - johnpish (07/03/2013) [-]
i would like to like americans, in terms of quality american cars have sucked up until the last 5 or maybe 10 years. now they are much better
but European cars are better overall.
american cars are just soooo heavy. and when they do decide to make a car thats powerful
its like 2 tons. eg, ford mustang. and even then, besides the shelby, they aren't all that powerful comparatively. and the panels are made out of plastic yet its still as heavy as a tank. i think they are putting steel blocks in the empty spaces :p
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I find the plastic funny also. My parents have a 2010 SRT8 Challenger. Fucking thing is 4200 pounds with a plastic dash, but the Challenger has never been about the interior.
The thing goes fast as shit with a tune and stops on a dime. Like that thing has no business stopping like it should, it should be illegal.
One of the things about the Challenger is that it has a cast iron block, which probably adds 200 pounds.
#10 - ass chewing?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on What I learned in the... 0
User avatar #12 - AliCattLovee (07/02/2013) [-]
getting bitched out
#28 - Top left, bottom right 07/02/2013 on Which do you find more... 0
#12 - A word of warning: The main character is an annoying little bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Yuno 0
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User avatar #25 - zzforrest (07/02/2013) [-]
What he means to say is Yukiteru-kun (main character) is really weak and caves easily. But what is there to expect from a guy who's daily routine includes going to his bed, sitting there, and playing with imaginary friends for hours?
#5 - And then there's /g/ 07/01/2013 on Oh /ck/, you so silly! +1
#3 - I don't give a **** if she went around beating up…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on America is fascinating in a... +2
User avatar #5 - thahaftoken (06/30/2013) [-]
Text mistake in last comment ha. I think it is pretty stupid in all reality because everyone has done it at one point or another and completely agree that the NSA and other shit is way more important than a white person saying the N word
#4 - thahaftoken has deleted their comment.
#3 - Yarr harr 06/30/2013 on Damn netflix 0
#2 - Do people really think that's how it's done?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on lel +1
User avatar #14 - Javapenguin (07/01/2013) [-]
Only the dumb ones who honestly think that the government gives a fuck that you have been looking at some wierd ass porn.
#4 - fellatio (07/01/2013) [-]
Sadly yes, America is so fucking parinoid they think a person is literally following every single keystroke of every single second, turning on cameras and shit like that. Yeah, they seriously think something other than the Xbox One does that kind of shit
#6 - anonexplains (07/01/2013) [-]
Someone doesn't know what they are talking about. No one actually thinks it is like that, but it is fun to joke about.
#7 - fellatio (07/01/2013) [-]
Geeze guys, it was a joke. Youd think people would understand
#50 - That's actually the logo if you're not signed in  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on moms laptop +1
User avatar #191 - wutzittooya (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh, it is... Wow, I never knew that. Thanks for informing me so I don't make that mistake again in the future...
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on revenge with a sweater +13
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#5 - Comment deleted 06/29/2013 on "Losing is fun!" +5
#23 - Some of these are just ******* stupid. Specifical… 06/28/2013 on left handed problems 0
#4 - Hopefully I can get this correct this time  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on How to tell if you have autism +3
#9 - wmpedo (06/26/2013) [-]
The wierd thing is that i have almost all of these but only minor effects Its like im two people one is autistic and one is normal and they cant decide who is on control
#8 - transgendered (06/26/2013) [-]
fuck I have like half of these

oh well, better go have a wank
User avatar #5 - wholesomeburn (06/26/2013) [-]
Sadly I have most of these... God damnit, I fucking have a ball when we get the spinny chairs.
#3 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on How to tell if you have autism 0
#2 - Picture 06/26/2013 on How to tell if you have autism 0
#5 - The first step was probably the penis 06/25/2013 on Title +1
#22 - Oh **** , you can kind of embed yt videos…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on The award for greatest... +2
#42 - Cashbee (06/25/2013) [-]
that sketch reminded me alot to Bilbo Baggins house in "the Hobbit"
#21 - The visitors sketch if I recall correctly 06/25/2013 on The award for greatest... 0
#5 - Is that an actual screenshot? Man how the times have changed. 06/23/2013 on minecraft on grandparents... +4
#8 - ****  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Beating a dead horse +76
User avatar #209 - garentei (06/22/2013) [-]
indeed
User avatar #10 - theavatarspupil (06/22/2013) [-]
lel
#4 - The Great and Might Poo  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Beating a dead horse +33
#7 - josejosedragon (06/22/2013) [-]
it's the great and mightY poo
User avatar #8 - nexu (06/22/2013) [-]
shit
User avatar #209 - garentei (06/22/2013) [-]
indeed
User avatar #10 - theavatarspupil (06/22/2013) [-]
lel

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#7 - anonexplains (03/09/2012) [-]
Lol, faggot.
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