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#14 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#12 - no problem  [+] (11 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
User avatar #13 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
dont tell me what to do
#14 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#10 - hover your mouse cursor over the eyeball  [+] (13 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
User avatar #11 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
oh thanks
User avatar #12 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #13 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
dont tell me what to do
#14 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#8 - yes, what do you mean by yes?  [+] (15 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
User avatar #9 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
tell me
User avatar #10 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
hover your mouse cursor over the eyeball
User avatar #11 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
oh thanks
User avatar #12 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #13 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
dont tell me what to do
#14 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#6 - I live in China you wanna know how the kill the dogs it really…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
#29 - John Cena (11/01/2013) [-]
Too bad I don't give a shit about animals.
User avatar #7 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #8 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
yes, what do you mean by yes?
User avatar #9 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
tell me
User avatar #10 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
hover your mouse cursor over the eyeball
User avatar #11 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
oh thanks
User avatar #12 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
no problem
User avatar #13 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
dont tell me what to do
#14 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#142 - 856 Gloucester County saying hey 11/01/2013 on Wait, No One Else Does +1
#77 - As far as I can remember from US History class the only prison… 11/01/2013 on Australia labeled by a Brit 0
#29 - Who is Arcanine i need to know for scientific purposes.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Celebrity Pokemon 0
User avatar #32 - hugsforfree (10/30/2013) [-]
You know, i was just about to ask that exact same thing.
User avatar #31 - mutantpanda (10/30/2013) [-]
Christina Hendricks, the experiments will be fruitful, but not as well as you hope
#92 - I don't get it your immortal go eat some bacon what are they g…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Nope 0
User avatar #101 - althalus (10/30/2013) [-]
no your taste buds would alter so that bacon probably tasted horrible, or just not the same, but i guess you could still eat gammon?
#42 - old greg 10/25/2013 on most peaceful country 0
#173 - WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR ME I AM THE LAW! *shoots gun*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best +6
#344 - punishlife (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you guys
#168 - Yes. It's the law.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best +4
#171 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
THE LAW!! WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR YOU?
#173 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR ME I AM THE LAW! *shoots gun*
#344 - punishlife (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you guys
#164 - Send the meet wagon we got one for the iso-cubes and one for recyc  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best +3
#167 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
do you really think you can kill me?
#168 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Yes. It's the law.
#171 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
THE LAW!! WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR YOU?
#173 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR ME I AM THE LAW! *shoots gun*
#344 - punishlife (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you guys
#162 - Interrupting a Judge during sentencing is an obstruction of ju…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best +5
User avatar #163 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
not guilty, motherfucker.
#164 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Send the meet wagon we got one for the iso-cubes and one for recyc
#167 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
do you really think you can kill me?
#168 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Yes. It's the law.
#171 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
THE LAW!! WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR YOU?
#173 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR ME I AM THE LAW! *shoots gun*
#344 - punishlife (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you guys
#137 - Defense noted. Driving under the influence, mandatory 5 years …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best +7
User avatar #159 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
nah you screwed it up, its "i knew you would say that" then whatever retaliation is necessitated in that situation
#162 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Interrupting a Judge during sentencing is an obstruction of justice charge. Mandatory 18 months in the iso-cubes.
User avatar #163 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
not guilty, motherfucker.
#164 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Send the meet wagon we got one for the iso-cubes and one for recyc
#167 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
do you really think you can kill me?
#168 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
Yes. It's the law.
#171 - jacksipian (10/23/2013) [-]
THE LAW!! WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR YOU?
#173 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
WHAT HAS IT EVER DONE FOR ME I AM THE LAW! *shoots gun*
#344 - punishlife (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud of you guys
#134 - If you read the article she wasn't driving when arrested she w… 10/23/2013 on Cops at their best 0
#98 - For some reason I said NA instead of NATO 10/23/2013 on Makes sense though. 0
#90 - America's allies aren't the UN. You're looking for NA  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Makes sense though. +2
User avatar #97 - butwhynot (10/23/2013) [-]
You are right. The coalition during the Gulf War was an assortment of countries from the middle east, the UK, Canada and France together with the US.
User avatar #98 - newsmyrna (10/23/2013) [-]
For some reason I said NA instead of NATO
#156 - I used to live in one of those remote places your talking abou… 10/23/2013 on he has a point 0
#85 - Holy ******* **** dude I'm not trying to make fu… 10/22/2013 on Metric +3
#330 - I could understand an American not recognizing the English fla… 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
#322 - Because **** you that's why. 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
#78 - Picture 10/20/2013 on Afghanistan in the 60s +41
#73 - wtf happened  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Afghanistan in the 60s 0
#298 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
while I don't know much about what happened in afganistan, I know a decent ammount about what happened in iran and what is happening here in the arabic countries. it's still the basic idea though:
>revoloution happens
>everyone participates to get a better world
>president/regime falls
>somehow, while everyone else is still picking up themselves from the fight, extreemists rise and take the rule (either by "democracy" or by force)
>from the begining of their rule, the members of other politcal parties are hunted up and disjointed
>and voila! you have an extreemist system.
>after a while, allmost everyone, is most likey to forget that the country was ever a good place.
it's happening in most of the arabic countries that had had their revolutions. in tunisia, and lybia reenabled marrying 4 women. in syria, the areas where the opposition had taken over already have shari'a laws enforced: wearing kumar, no men and women talking.. etc. we have the outside intrusion to thank for that x)
User avatar #281 - elcreepo (10/20/2013) [-]
Jihad.
#102 - silentwarrior (10/20/2013) [-]
The soviets invaded starting a spiral of destruction and war that is still destroying the country to this day.
#76 - itsbendingtime (10/20/2013) [-]
The US supplied religious extremists with training and advanced weaponry.
#106 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
They were already getting both from other arab countries, USA was trying to limit the damage by training and arming the mudjahedin (who are extremist but less so) to give them power to counter rising power of the tribal Taliban, and keep them fighting against soviets.
And NONE of that would have happened, at all, if soviet union didn't invade.
For fucks sake learn history.
User avatar #121 - Fgner (10/20/2013) [-]
For fucks sake, learn history.

The Soviets didn't invade - they were invited through a Treaty of Friendship, established by the People's Government during the most prosperous time in Afghanistan's history. The reason the Soviet's were militarily established was for defense against those crazy fucking extremists.

"The Communists were trying to change the law of God. They wanted to destroy
Islamic traditions -- to rid Afghanistan of poverty and make everyone
equal. This is against the law of Islam -- God has decided who is rich
and who is poor. It can't be changed by Communists. It's beyond
imagination." - Sahar Gu

Let's not forget ^this^. We were giving aid to the people trying to destroy a government wanting to rid the country of poverty and inequality. You know who the U.S. could have aided? The westernized side. The one giving women rights, distributing the wealth to the working class, providing public services like free and good education amungst all people. The one that, I don't know, didn't prosecute for religious beliefs and believed that all humans have innate rights.

The U.S. could have "limited the damage" by training and armying the PEOPLE'S GOVERNMENT. Not religious extremists revolts that could have easily been crushed if someone replaced "gotta kill dem curmunists" with "maybe we should help this country on it's fast track to success, regardless of our current ideology, instead of supporting religious extremists that think God hates equality and the reduction of poverty."
#284 - John Cena (10/20/2013) [-]
Then why did the Soviets kill the Afghan President? OH BECAUSE HE WAS A AN AMERICAN SPY! We know the Soviets were just as full of shit as the U.S., they could give a fuck about being friendly, they just didn't like how shit was being run and wanted access to India, so they kill the president and gain a puppet government. OH SHIT now they can enter into the country in the name of PEACE! This was always the way it was that last fucker who denied the Soviets was just a spy. You should also note that the democratic process you speak of was changed after a short time of Communist rule in the country.

So yes the United States saw this as an opportunity to try out some missile systems and fuck with some Russians, not a big surprise the Russians did the same shit whenever the U.S. got in a war.
User avatar #155 - fgtometer (10/20/2013) [-]
THANK YOU. So much fucking ignorance in this comment section.
#78 - newsmyrna (10/20/2013) [-]
#6 - It's sad because Bill Cosby's only son was murdered like 16yrs…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Nice Sweater +1
#7 - John Cena (10/13/2013) [-]
Whoa what? Dude that's awful.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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