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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
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#377261 - I lied this is pretty dumb I'm out 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! -2
#377160 - this is mostly ******** 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#377091 - I'm allergic to most nuts 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#118 - So big I can finally see why kids love the taste of cinnamon t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2015 on lucky people +50
User avatar #126 - whimsicalmagnus (03/23/2015) [-]
you really need more thumbs for this
#125 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]
hey look I'm funny
User avatar #128 - hashtronaut (03/23/2015) [-]
where cause I sure as fuck don't see it
#129 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]
I dunno. I just like making really shitty replies
User avatar #130 - hashtronaut (03/23/2015) [-]
ah.. well in that case say hello to hide all.
User avatar #131 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]
WELL MOTHERFUCKER, BETTER SAY GOODBYE TO...

well, nothing actually
#25 - Then go starve in Africa while I shove a Big Mac down my fat A… 03/10/2015 on Cringe #2 Reloaded 0
#46 - you must be fun at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on You had ONE job comp 0
User avatar #47 - guitarassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
On the contrary, I'm the life of the party.
#302 - Yea my bad it's yearly it's hard to quantify what I make an ho… 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's 0
#300 - I really don't like those very much tbh 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's 0
#298 - Yea my base is min wage but with commission it varies greatly … 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's 0
#158 - Ford Dealership Salesman $80K 28  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's +1
User avatar #234 - stickmanz (03/02/2015) [-]
80K an hour the dream

Did you put your yearly due to commission or what?
User avatar #298 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
Yea my base is min wage but with commission it varies greatly month to month it's a feast or famine industry but even the famines are pretty good the thing that sucks is you work like 70 hours a week and only get like one day off if you choose to take it is up to you. most don't I only took a day off today because it was the first day of the month. basically my payscale is 18% of gross on the front end with 1-5 cars after that the percents start to jump up last month I sold 16 cars and made 29.50% on the front end and 5% on the backend plus 1500 in volume bonus. Most of the cars you sell will be minis (cars without a lot of gross, but some of them can have 2-4K in gross and the minis help drive your percents up allowing you to take advantage of the big ones.
#226 - anonymous (03/02/2015) [-]
80K? no.
#225 - anonymous (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah there is no fucking way. 80$ an hour? selling cars? no.
User avatar #180 - manofbeardliness (03/02/2015) [-]
Do you spend it all on drugs and alcohol?
User avatar #300 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
I really don't like those very much tbh
#179 - killerofcows (03/02/2015) [-]
damn, I knew there was money in cars but not that much, i dont even earn that much a year

if unclear Im making a joke over that most others describe their salary per hour, and as you didnt specify...
User avatar #302 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
Yea my bad it's yearly it's hard to quantify what I make an hour and if I did I would probably be sad since I work like 70 hours a week. It's not hard work and it's fun I look forward to work in the morning, but it's still a lot of hours

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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