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#110 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2014) [-]
SHIT I CANT SEE PMs   
   
But hey you're back for the moment.
SHIT I CANT SEE PMs

But hey you're back for the moment.
User avatar #111 to #110 - newmainman (07/01/2014) [-]
Yep, just thought id pop in and see how things are going for ya.
#112 to #111 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2014) [-]
well I'm not dead so I guess you can figure the rest out.
well I'm not dead so I guess you can figure the rest out.
#109 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2013) [-]
See you over the stars.
#103 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I saw your post and well. I decided to have a little fun.
#104 to #103 - newmainman (07/08/2013) [-]
You have no idea how excited i am right now.
You have no idea how excited i am right now.
#105 to #104 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh and give hypnotoadtrance some credit aswell, he was the one who set me on the task.
#106 to #105 - newmainman (07/08/2013) [-]
It shall be done. Gold stars for the both of ya's.
#99 - liffian (04/07/2013) [-]
Hey bud, hows life going for ya?
#100 to #99 - newmainman (04/07/2013) [-]
You know what, it's actually going pretty great. Met a great girl the other night, we seemed to have clicked pretty well so that's a plus. Aside from that though, just been busy looking for work and browsing the internet. How about you guy?
User avatar #101 to #100 - liffian (04/09/2013) [-]
Sweet, I'm glad things are going so well for you. And yeah I'm doing alright, I work, I play, I sleep. Shits pretty cool. Not too much going on right now but it's nice to live the quiet life sometimes.
User avatar #102 to #101 - newmainman (04/10/2013) [-]
I hear that, been enjoying the quite for a while now, i need to go out and something fun sometime..
#87 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
You appear to be..

Lonely.
#88 to #87 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
Ha ha what me? No, no way man. Me being lonely? ha, no way.......oh god it's crushing loneliness..
#89 to #88 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I see that.   
   
Why is that?
I see that.

Why is that?
#90 to #89 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I....I don't know.
#91 to #90 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?   
   
Don't you enjoy the silence?
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?

Don't you enjoy the silence?
#92 to #91 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I do now and again, just always nice to have something to reply to on me on profile.

Because sometimes, the silence lasts too long, and i start to think about things.
#93 to #92 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have dipshits getting your attention.
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have dipshits getting your attention.
#94 to #93 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
But those are my favorite people to reply to.
User avatar #95 to #94 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, I guess someone has to enjoy it.
#96 to #95 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that rage cactus.
I'm that rage cactus.
#97 to #96 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that president now.
User avatar #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh hey newmainman, how are you?
#82 to #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am great thanks for asking! How are you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am also great! Noticed you didn't have anyone posting on your profile for about 6 months so I thought i'd say hello!
#84 to #83 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
User avatar #85 to #84 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem! Hey, have a great day. And oh, by the way, your face is the sex.
#86 to #85 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Right back at ya!
User avatar #73 to #72 - hundredninjas (09/28/2012) [-]
How you been doing stranger.
User avatar #74 to #73 - newmainman (09/29/2012) [-]
Been pretty good. Been working a lot lately. Hows about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hundredninjas (09/29/2012) [-]
Same, Kinda just got back in states. :( Bored with nothings to do. Think i'm going back over seas in a couple weeks though.
User avatar #76 to #75 - newmainman (10/01/2012) [-]
Well thanks for saying hey before you takes off! It's been so boring on here...
User avatar #77 to #76 - hundredninjas (10/03/2012) [-]
i got a new job. less stress better hours lower pay :P...

no more fun people :( ... Buts i'm here so : D Smile!
User avatar #78 to #77 - newmainman (10/03/2012) [-]
Well the less stress part is awesome ha, what are you doing for work now?

Bah, there were hardly ever any fun people on here...
#69 - hundredninjas (04/03/2012) [-]
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
#63 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
h ttp://w [url deleted] m/watch?v=1HjS9-z703o
User avatar #65 to #83 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Dammit anon. Get your shit together!
#61 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Nigger.
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User avatar #60 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Steal a bike you nigga.
#62 to #80 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
I can afford to actually buy one.
User avatar #64 to #82 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Oh lord your my boss! so how bout that new watermelon?
#58 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Sup nigga?
#59 to #78 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Not a lot. You know, just  being black and all.
Not a lot. You know, just being black and all.
#56 - malako (03/21/2012) [-]
NIGGER!!!
#57 to #76 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
b...but...BWAH?!
b...but...BWAH?!
User avatar #53 - fredrikakawtf (03/21/2012) [-]
You're a nigger!
#55 to #73 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
This....is news to me..
#52 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
some one rolled dubs now i have to call you a nigger
#45 to #62 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
You're back :D:D:D
#46 to #63 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
:P kinda, still really busy.
:P kinda, still really busy.
#47 to #64 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
User avatar #48 to #65 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
Not bad, just busy :( no time for anything; And yourself?
User avatar #49 to #66 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
The very same sadly, been super busy with college and classes. That and having to constantly work at home. So i hardly have any free time.. :C
User avatar #50 to #67 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
is it just me or when u leave for awhile and comeback. 90 percent of FJ post suck?
User avatar #51 to #68 - newmainman (08/25/2011) [-]
Right?
#28 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
Don't know if you've heard, but Old World Blues was pushed back to July 19th.

It was supposed to have already been released this month.

Feels bad, man.
User avatar #29 to #44 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
What's that? Name sounds super familiar.
#30 to #45 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
The newest DLC for F:NV

Raises the level cap to 45, you can respec your character, talking toasters, energy axes, and robot scorpians, man!

And Honest Hearts was such dissapoint...
#31 to #46 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
Level cap is already 45 for me i think. But Talking toasters?! Where is this abomination?! I must have at least one..On the note of honest hearts, yes i was very dissapoint...
#32 to #47 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
I know, right?
#33 to #48 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
You're into the pony thing too..?
#34 to #49 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
Nope, proud neutral.
Don't tell me you were about to get all rectum-wrecked about it, too.
The shit does not get that serious.
#35 to #50 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
I'm a very proud neutral as well. So no, i will not "get all rectum-wrecked" about it. Thank you very much. High five for neutrality?
#36 to #51 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
No high fives.

Respek knuckles.
User avatar #38 to #53 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
So what is it with you and Bush, anyway? That like your online persona or are you just like a serious patriot?
#39 to #54 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Idk, i suppose online persona, there's just so many suitable reaction pics of him.
#40 to #55 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
Yeah, that was just bugging the hell out of me.
#41 to #56 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol bad bugging or what?
#42 to #57 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
It's just disturbing, I just needed to know what was up with that.
#43 to #58 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol well that's the story. Like i said, just fun to use. Kinda feel awkward now..
#20 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
When the neuclear holocaust happens, don't get ghoulified.

I'm not gonna waste the bullets.
User avatar #21 to #36 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Nope, that's when I pull out the mini nukes...
User avatar #22 to #37 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
...Touche', worthy adversary.

Touche' indeed.
User avatar #23 to #38 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Ha, you're worth at least one mini nuke.
User avatar #24 to #39 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
And you, and Incendiary .50 caliber BMG round through the roof of the mouth.
With love, of course. (no homo)
User avatar #25 to #40 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
(no homo) I don't know if you're worth the .50 cal, but definitely worth at least a Solid slug to the back of the head.
User avatar #26 to #41 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
What about a "friendly nudge" off of the balcony of the Lucky 38?
User avatar #27 to #42 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
I don't know about the Lucky 38, but maybe Tenpenny Tower..
#18 - hundredninjas (05/18/2011) [-]
should i post this or no?
User avatar #19 to #32 - newmainman (05/18/2011) [-]
Lol yes!
#12 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
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#14 to #25 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, but this just felt so appropriate. (>^_^)>
#15 to #27 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
#16 to #28 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
Yes, but you only get one :D
#17 to #29 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
lol GW i never knew xD
lol GW i never knew xD
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