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newguyontheblock

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:2/22/2012
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Content Ranking:#8799
Highest Content Rank:#67
Highest Comment Rank:#4700
Content Thumbs: 49874 total,  53864 ,  3990
Comment Thumbs: 1827 total,  2224 ,  397
Content Level Progress: 87.2% (872/1000)
Level 249 Content: Doinitrite → Level 250 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1030927
Times Content Favorited:1806 times
Total Comments Made:601
FJ Points:483
Favorite Tags: cat (4) | Dog (2)

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    How it really is. How it really is.
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    Well Fuck Well Fuck
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    Fuck the world. Fuck the world.
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    Clever Cop Clever Cop
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    Release the Kraken! Release the Kraken!
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    I gotcha bro I gotcha bro
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#57 - Comment deleted 03/17/2014 on Jenny 0
#420 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Ads on FJ are probably... 0
#419 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Ads on FJ are probably... 0
#25 - It's a guy who was told by his manager to use a cart to put th… 02/17/2014 on Cleaning Sochi after olympics 0
#46 - That makes no sense. That's private property and doesn't have …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on /v/ tells a story 0
User avatar #50 - melwach (01/05/2014) [-]
Can't they (the owners of the property) decide that the usual laws apply which would then be enforced? That's how it works in Germany at least.
#137 - What I think is impressive is that the welds are painted and t… 12/20/2013 on Not a sad loser 0
#40 - Or just not worry about it anyways. It's just essentially fric… 12/19/2013 on That penetration is so hot 0
#50 - It's a 1939 pontiac. It was made out of plexiglass and was com… 12/19/2013 on Glass Car 0
#38 - The amount of torque needed to get something like that spinnin…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on That penetration is so hot 0
User avatar #52 - redstonealchemist (12/19/2013) [-]
or we could make it small enough to fit in ones' hand! seriuosly think about it: a hand-held projectile that spins, i know it sounds like something from fiction, but i think it's possible. if we hollow out the interior of the projectile and replace it with something like blackpowder, i bet we can launch it at amazing speeds!
User avatar #57 - HypomanDan (12/19/2013) [-]
Which works until it jams, and you have something 100 times stronger than a rattle gun sitting in your hands. Your hands may not survive the brutality
User avatar #65 - redstonealchemist (12/19/2013) [-]
that's why it needs to be cleaned and maintained
we're still describing a gun, right?
User avatar #66 - HypomanDan (12/20/2013) [-]
Forgive the bad wording. I meant if the tip was to become jammed (the the bit that spins really fast) the torque reaction would break your wrist. I'm imagining the tool from the original picture being man portable
#14 - Bad ass... 12/13/2013 on For the experienced... 0

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User avatar #12 - darkcow (08/03/2012) [-]
You sir, are a true hero!
User avatar #11 - newguyontheblock (02/24/2012) [-]
At this time 1:58pm 36619 thumbs after having the account for less than 3 days.
User avatar #10 - jokemar (02/24/2012) [-]
A God is among us!
User avatar #8 - theawkwardbros (02/24/2012) [-]
5 posts and you're already a higher level than me on here...

I don't know whether to hate you, or respect you...
User avatar #7 - muffcabbage (02/24/2012) [-]
I was browsing the front page and saw your name repeated as the submitter. I was like eh must be a gltich. But then it happened again. I went back to investigate and sure enough you made front page 3x with 3 different posts all within 2 days. You my friend are a legend. Chuck Norris approves
User avatar #9 to #10 - newguyontheblock (02/24/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #5 - russianak (02/24/2012) [-]
hey good job getting all those posts with many thumbs :P
User avatar #6 to #8 - newguyontheblock (02/24/2012) [-]
Thanks friend.
#3 - seymourtets (02/23/2012) [-]
you only have three posts from being on here 24 hours. they all have frontpagedom. i love you.
User avatar #4 to #3 - newguyontheblock (02/23/2012) [-]
Haha thanks
#1 - LMNeren (02/22/2012) [-]
Man, good job on the post'
Man, good job on the post'
User avatar #2 to #1 - newguyontheblock (02/22/2012) [-]
Thank you much.
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