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Steam Profile: Foromador
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, shitty pc
X-box Gamertag: Flaminggecko101
Date Signed Up:5/21/2013
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5287 total,  5769 ,  482
Comment Thumbs: 20807 total,  22757 ,  1950
Content Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 32.5% (325/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:6
Content Views:266678
Times Content Favorited:683 times
Total Comments Made:11075
FJ Points:7820
Favorite Tags: Porn (4) | funny (3) | 4Chan (2)

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    So cute So cute
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    4chan loves niggers 4chan loves niggers
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    Vikings Vikings
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    Why not Zoidberg? Why not Zoidberg?
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    Pest Control Pest Control
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    When you thumb a comment up to 0 When you thumb a comment up to 0
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    Johnny Curtis Johnny Curtis
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    Oh balls Oh balls

latest user's comments

#238 - You should make another post showing how the game has gained s… 12/27/2015 on Who's Your Daddy Steam... 0
#496 - And now I realize I am two days too late. Darn 10/26/2015 on Where you at FJ? 0
#495 - Bedford country reporting in. Swell with corn fields and cows  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on Where you at FJ? 0
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#496 - newforomador (10/26/2015) [-]
And now I realize I am two days too late. Darn
#71 - I feel like you're just purposefully being stupid 10/18/2015 on Fight 0
#24 - >the one with the really busty wife As if you need…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2015 on God Bless You, Dad +1
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#30 - mrtallguy (10/03/2015) [-]
No I think most of us know who he is talking about. The name isn't coming to mind right now though.
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#41 - incognitoad (10/03/2015) [-]
myopicprophet
#152 - >> #95 , It's nearly the same for everybody so I'll expl…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Q&A from a (retired) drug... +4
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#163 - jackmanagan (10/02/2015) [-]
not in my case.

i stayed anonymous, small, and in control

but i know what you mean
#122 - Thank god I'm not the only one who's tried. I've only found so… 09/29/2015 on America 0
#29 - How does it feel knowing that people have naked pictures of you saved?  [+] (18 new replies) 09/24/2015 on September +3
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#44 - hankhillofthe (09/24/2015) [-]
I mean I posted them so I don't really care

Just don't share them without my consent

Which no one has
#106 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
posting something on the internet*

tells others to give consent for the shit you posted*

autism
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#68 - aaronsalsa (09/25/2015) [-]
I just need to know how long, thats all I care about bro. No homo I need to know how long your dick is no homo man how long are ya
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#70 - hankhillofthe (09/25/2015) [-]
8' erect, 1 1/2 inches wide.
#81 - arachnofondler (09/25/2015) [-]
> tfw you have roughly the same dick dimensions as hankhillofthe but nobody cares cause you're not a super awesome content maker
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#76 - klina (09/25/2015) [-]
yo, I read that as 11 inches wide, and let me tell you, my imagination was faster than my common sense
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#71 - aaronsalsa (09/25/2015) [-]
Yooo! Some guys man, they have it all.

Hair, dick, blue name, funny content, and gifs of them laughing on repeat as their profile picture

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#72 - hankhillofthe (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm actually super depressed right now, thank you for making me feel better
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#95 - johmi (09/25/2015) [-]
A Pep Talk from Kid President to You Were all on your team buddy! Hope you feel better soon!
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#92 - gohex (09/25/2015) [-]
hey man don't feel depressed. your creative content has pulled so many people through so much shit in their life you deserve to know that you are a fantastic human being. you make people laugh, that's a fucking miracle, nothing short of it. Amidst the political suicide this community has turned into, you are one of the few that still makes us laugh.

Smile man, you're allowed to, you deserve to. I know no one can understand your personal depression but just know that you're allowed to be happy.

I really appreciate your work here, dude. Keep it up <3
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#93 - hankhillofthe (09/25/2015) [-]
I teared up reading that, that's all I'm trying to do here. I can't stand the whirlwind of serious content, I just want people to come home from a shit day and have something to laugh about, because that actually makes me happy right now. I don't have the tools or the technology to make the videos that I really wanna make, and I'm long away from having that, so for the time being I'm just posting these little short clips in hopes that they entertain people.

Thank you for your kind words.
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#109 - kikiubo (09/25/2015) [-]
you are an important piece of funnyjunk community, just like admin, joshlol and evil homer you have my cyber support, everything will be alright
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#107 - tacoiiimaniac (09/25/2015) [-]
I know exactly how you feel man. One of the few things that's kept me happy recently is being able to make other people happy so I know how that goes.

Let me tell you this. Your content has made me laugh more than I've laughed on this site in a long time and I mean that in the most sincere way possible. Even watching the cooking video you did the other day makes me laugh every single time I watch it.

Whatever you're going through, I hope you get through it well because I'd be extremely sad to see you go.

Keep up the funnies, man.
#84 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
yeah don't be, I would fucking love have a friend like you, you're awesome
#78 - tenaciouslee (09/25/2015) [-]
Don't be upsetti, Hanku.

It's gonna be okay lil' nigga, you can do it.
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#77 - klina (09/25/2015) [-]
don't be, you're awesome
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#73 - aaronsalsa (09/25/2015) [-]
Hey man, as a 115lb 20 year old trying to gain weight through a reverse Diet, I know how life can be. But sometimes when we have no hope, we gotta make our own. Count our blessings, and remember that life doesn't always require us to live in the moment, sometimes bathing in the future is what we need.

Cheers man
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#35 - potatot (09/24/2015) [-]
to be fair, it was given to me against my will
#120 - >> #75 , Is it bad that I found this just as funny or fu… 09/21/2015 on The most beautiful girl in... +1
#26 - Hide all and ignore it, don't reply, don't give it what it wants  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2015 on Splish Splash in the Bath +11
#29 - fuperbooper (09/08/2015) [-]
"don't reply" well, what the fuck did you just do
#32 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
he was talking to you guys though, not fedoralover : /
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#710 - bitchpleaseshutup (08/19/2015) [-]
I have a weird way of getting myself to stop watching porn. I'll start off by watching normal **** and keep clicking on related videos until I find rape porn, I really don't care if you have a fetish for it, but this is needless to say. Don't actually do it. Plus, rape is pretty sensitive area for me. and I'm so disgusted it ruins my mood and I stop watching. 10/10 strategy
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#707 - newforomador (06/20/2015) [-]
#702 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/01/2015) [-]
Looks like I will have a fiendish union with a Succubus. Need to get that demon pussay.
#703 to #702 - newforomador (06/01/2015) [-]
Is it bad that I already have this picture saved?
#704 to #703 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/02/2015) [-]
Nope. Have you ever tried to summon something?
#705 to #704 - newforomador (06/02/2015) [-]
Nah, demons are way too strong for me to want to even attempt something like that
#697 - newforomador (05/16/2015) [-]
Scientific paper about marijuana
bjp.rcpsych.org/content/178/2/101#sec-6
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#680 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizzacryinand single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
#684 to #680 - newforomador (03/26/2015) [-]
Nope, and I can't find it either.
#677 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/22/2015) [-]
What exactly is your religion?
#678 to #677 - newforomador (03/22/2015) [-]
I believe that there's some truth in nearly every religion. There is either a god with many faces, or multiple different beings each one representing some aspect of the universe. I find the multiple different beings one to be more likely, although I'm not sure why. I'm not honestly sure what to believe in for an afterlife. It could be reincarnation, it could be some type of heaven, I have no way to know so there's no use worrying about it until I die.