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Steam Profile: Foromador
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Date Signed Up:5/21/2013
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#693 - Picture 04/28/2015 on newforomador's profile 0
#907 - I'm poor and I enjoy free things, I think I qualify to enter. 04/28/2015 on Skyrim giveaway +1
#77 - At least, that's how I've learned about it. Sciencexplain, can… 04/28/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#76 - I know that it would logically be that, but 'observable univer… 04/28/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#74 - 'Observable universe' is just how far light has traveled in th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
User avatar #75 - jokexplain (04/28/2015) [-]
If we can't see the point you're talking about with the hubble, it's not the edge of the obeservable universe. It's the theoretical edge of the universe.
#112 - nytor (04/28/2015) [-]
You have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #179 - sciencexplain (04/28/2015) [-]
"you have no idea what you're talking about"
>links a wikipedia page

Hahaha wow, what a fuckin' idiot he is, right? Seems jokexplain is the stupidest person to exist. How dare he think he can argue with a free-to-edit webpage, huh? *sarcasm*
User avatar #183 - jokexplain (04/28/2015) [-]
Thanks bby u treat me so fine
User avatar #117 - jokexplain (04/28/2015) [-]
I have every idea what I'm talking about. The observable universe is the universe we're capable of seeing from where we are. If we can't see something with our most powerful telescope (currently the hubble) it is not part of the observable universe. The observable universe expands, for us, at a rate of the speed of light (less the doppler shift from the hubble constant) but the edge of the observable universe is no further than our best telescope can see. Go outside and look up; you are now looking at the edge of the universe. But until you can tell me what's there, it's not part of our observable universe.
User avatar #77 - newforomador (04/28/2015) [-]
At least, that's how I've learned about it. Sciencexplain, can you help us out here?
User avatar #76 - newforomador (04/28/2015) [-]
I know that it would logically be that, but 'observable universe' is the name for it, even if we can't literally observe it. It's called that because that's how far we could see if we had the best technology possible, which we will now have. If there were two points in space 10 light years from each other, their observable universes will have 10 light years of difference
#2791734 - What's the url thing that you can do to download a video off o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Friendly +2
#488 - >> #138 , Or a vaporizer 04/28/2015 on Pot Facts 0
#17 - What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name,…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on He wont get me, I'm behind... +32
#32 - curveball (04/25/2015) [-]
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
#27 - bwiedieter (04/25/2015) [-]
"the ways of the ape warrior"
#692 - Picture 04/23/2015 on newforomador's profile 0
#140 - Look at his account. Made yesterday, and most comments are pre…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Days I don't Miss. -1
User avatar #174 - germanblood (04/18/2015) [-]
Who cares when my account was made? Everyone who signs up yesterday has an account that was made yesterday. There's no way around that.

And bait? Bait for what? I'm old, so I'm not jailbait. Unless giving head to old dudes with white pubes is illegal where you are from and you think I'm baiting you for some head?

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User avatar #680 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/26/2015) [-]
This is going to be a weird question but, do you have a picture of a blonde hair, brown eyed girl looking at a pizzacryinand single tear rolling down her cheeK? Now, these are not tears of anguish, but tears of amazement.
User avatar #684 to #680 - newforomador (03/26/2015) [-]
Nope, and I can't find it either.
User avatar #677 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/22/2015) [-]
What exactly is your religion?
User avatar #678 to #677 - newforomador (03/22/2015) [-]
I believe that there's some truth in nearly every religion. There is either a god with many faces, or multiple different beings each one representing some aspect of the universe. I find the multiple different beings one to be more likely, although I'm not sure why. I'm not honestly sure what to believe in for an afterlife. It could be reincarnation, it could be some type of heaven, I have no way to know so there's no use worrying about it until I die.
User avatar #617 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/18/2015) [-]
Could you do a humanity **** yeah dump for me?
User avatar #671 to #617 - newforomador (03/18/2015) [-]
There you go, that's all of them.
User avatar #672 to #671 - bitchpleaseshutup (03/19/2015) [-]
Thanks girl.
#618 to #617 - newforomador (03/18/2015) [-]
Sure. I've got 55, but some might be too big to be posted.
#669 to #636 - newforomador (03/18/2015) [-]
This is one of my favorites
User avatar #612 - newforomador (03/05/2015) [-]
To prove racists wrong
These all reference the same study, but this is so you know it's not something that a random guy made up.
#605 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
http://imgur dot com/YjhKDUb
#606 to #605 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
http://imgur dot com/OfSsebr
User avatar #565 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/19/2015) [-]
Can you do a reaction folder dump for me?
User avatar #568 to #565 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
Of what kinda stuff? I have 6316 files in my reaction folder
#570 to #568 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/19/2015) [-]
Basically when you read something or see something stupid. or you see something absolutely disgusting.
#571 to #570 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
I could probably find a decent amount of those, but it might take a while and I have no idea how many. I save anything I see that I like, or that I think can be used on FJ at a later date, but I never thought to make a folder for pictures like this
#574 to #573 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
*lustful smile*
#587 to #586 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
Here's one that I made myself. I was watching One Piece, and Nami holds this face for about 3 second before the screen changes.
User avatar #569 to #568 - newforomador (02/19/2015) [-]
And by reaction folder, I mean every file that I saved, including stuff like 4chan posts and other stuff like that
User avatar #561 to #560 - newforomador (02/17/2015) [-]
Thank god I saw that coming and turned down my volume
User avatar #557 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/14/2015) [-]
Do you have that one 4chan story of that git and his niece. The guy ends up getting custody of her.
User avatar #553 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/06/2015) [-]
Do you have the webm or mp4 of Tyrone saying Anime belongs in the trasH?
#554 to #553 - newforomador (02/06/2015) [-]
This is the only one I have, and it is specifically for FJ
This is the only one I have, and it is specifically for FJ
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