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    Why not Zoidberg? Why not Zoidberg?
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    Johnny Curtis Johnny Curtis
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User avatar #408 - traveltech (2 hours ago) [-]
Cleaning out, I had way too many
#61 - Here's the original comic. 11/24/2014 on for the greater good 0
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#487 - There are probably some cheap laptops on ebay for around $100.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on newforomador's profile 0
#488 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
TFW jobless.
#489 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
#485 - How are you on right now?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on newforomador's profile 0
#486 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
On my phone.
User avatar #487 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
There are probably some cheap laptops on ebay for around $100. Save up for a little bit, I have no idea how much money you make
#488 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
TFW jobless.
#489 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
#483 - We should make a kickstarter for it.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2014 on newforomador's profile 0
#484 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
We should. I've never felt this close to a third world pleb
User avatar #485 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
How are you on right now?
#486 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
On my phone.
User avatar #487 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
There are probably some cheap laptops on ebay for around $100. Save up for a little bit, I have no idea how much money you make
#488 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
TFW jobless.
#489 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
#480 - How have you lived this long without a computer?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/23/2014 on newforomador's profile 0
#482 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't know. 1 like = 1 prayer
User avatar #483 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
We should make a kickstarter for it.
#484 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
We should. I've never felt this close to a third world pleb
User avatar #485 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
How are you on right now?
#486 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
On my phone.
User avatar #487 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
There are probably some cheap laptops on ebay for around $100. Save up for a little bit, I have no idea how much money you make
#488 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/23/2014) [-]
TFW jobless.
#489 - newforomador (11/23/2014) [-]
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#479 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
I've been without a computer for the past few months. I still don't have one
User avatar #480 to #479 - newforomador ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
How have you lived this long without a computer?
#482 to #480 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't know. 1 like = 1 prayer
User avatar #483 to #482 - newforomador ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
We should make a kickstarter for it.
#484 to #483 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
We should. I've never felt this close to a third world pleb
User avatar #485 to #484 - newforomador ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
How are you on right now?
#486 to #485 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
On my phone.
User avatar #487 to #486 - newforomador ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
There are probably some cheap laptops on ebay for around $100. Save up for a little bit, I have no idea how much money you make
#488 to #487 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
TFW jobless.
User avatar #466 to #464 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i was called to this comment.
#467 to #466 - newforomador ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #446 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Mr Religious and Spiritual Expert, do you believe that God can be a woman in Abrahamic religions.
User avatar #447 to #446 - newforomador ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I believe God would take many forms. Whichever form would make you most comfortable probably. That's why he's usually seen as an old man, almost like a grandfather. Somebody who would give you advice. For some people, it could be an old motherly figure.
User avatar #448 to #447 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Another question, what is Satanism about?
#449 to #448 - newforomador ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Satanism is about accepting humans as the flawed beings we are. It's about accepting your inner desires and emotions. Demon Worship, on the other hand, which is commonly referred to as Satanism, is very darker. Demon/Devil Worship is exactly as it sounds. Worshiping demons and doing **** like sacrificing animals.
User avatar #424 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Do you believe in an afterlife?
User avatar #426 to #424 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yea. Do you?
User avatar #427 to #426 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Can't say. If someone were to choose the "easy way out", do you think they would go?
User avatar #428 to #427 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Depends on your belief. In most, you wouldn't. You'd be reincarnated, sent to hell, or sent to a purgatory-like place. And if you're thinking about doing it, I'd suggest against it. I'm here if you want to talk.
User avatar #429 to #428 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Hopefully this will make sense. I don't want to die, I just don't have an interest in living. That's one of the main reason why I've stopped myself from doing it. I'm afraid to die. That and when I try, I see my mother and two sisters.
User avatar #430 to #429 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I think I understand. Do you mean that it's not necessarily sadness, just an empty feeling?
User avatar #431 to #430 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's an empty feeling.
User avatar #432 to #431 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I get that sometimes. Might sound like a simple solution, but anytime I get that feeling I watch something that makes me laugh. A comedian, or a funny let's player on youtube, like Markiplier. Also, sorry if I take a little to reply. The computer I'm on right now is crap.
User avatar #433 to #432 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
That's a temporary solution for a long term problem. This feeling has been going on for about 2 years. As the months go by the idea of ending this **** is becoming appealing.
User avatar #434 to #433 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Have you tried asking any doctors about it? It could be something wrong chemically. And you really shouldn't think about ending it. Ending it now stops any possibility for happiness later.
User avatar #435 to #434 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #436 to #435 - newforomador ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm always willing to help somebody who needs it. Especially a friend.
User avatar #437 to #436 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm going to visit a therapist soon, just thought I'd let you know.
User avatar #438 to #437 - newforomador ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Good. I hope that everything needed is done to make you happy again.
#399 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 78** Acts 18:10: "For I am with you, and no one is going to attack and harm you, because I have many Dubs in this city.”
User avatar #402 to #399 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Apparently not with me.
User avatar #401 to #399 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**newforomador rolls 68** Where are your dubs now?!
#403 to #401 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 21** John 14:6: Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Dubs.
User avatar #404 to #403 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**newforomador rolls 76** Well **** , we better start rolling.
User avatar #405 to #404 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 99** John 1:3: All things were made by Dubs; and without it was not any thing made that was made.
#406 to #405 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
We're saved!
We're saved!
#407 to #406 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 084** Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Dubs and thy Triples they comfort me.
#408 to #407 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Well in that case.
Well in that case.
#409 to #408 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 606** 1 John 3:8 - He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose Trips was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
User avatar #410 to #409 - newforomador ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**newforomador rolls 714** Damn. It would've been amazing if you rolled 666
#411 to #410 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 068** Hebrews 2:14 - For as much then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through Trips he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil;
#331 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Do you have anything like this, if so please dump
User avatar #423 to #331 - bamsebjornen (07/01/2014) [-]
thanks for this, i ******* love em
#396 to #376 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#390 to #389 - newforomador ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Pretty sure this one is considered SFW.
#395 to #394 - newforomador ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
And finally, after over an hour of posting, I have finished my dump of Choose pictures for you bitchpleaseshutup
#356 to #331 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Sorry about that little lull there for posting. Had to take a crap.
#365 to #364 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention, my computer ***** up images sometimes. I have no idea why, but sometimes ones like #364 happen. There's also a few that I'm not sure about, so I posted them on the hentai board. www.funnyjunk.com/hentai/155623#155623
#375 to #374 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
#332 to #331 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
I've got an entire folder of them for you.
#333 to #332 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
I love you. gibe the plox
#334 to #333 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
I've got something else for you too. ;)
#342 to #341 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
Just so you know, including the ones I've already posted, I have 73 of these. So it might take a little bit.
#346 to #345 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
This is the first Choose picture I ever saw.
#353 to #352 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
There's a few I won't be able to post because they're too big.
#355 to #354 - newforomador ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #321 - newforomador ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Welcome to the SGT! (Spirit Guidance Thread)

We're here to help you with ANYTHING spiritually, religiously, or esoterically related. All inquires and questions are welcome. This thread is run not by one person, but us all. If someone helps you, return the favour and help someone else. We encourage you to have a great life, and to spread love.

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>How do I clear my mind (to meditate properly)?
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>Topics may include
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User avatar #330 to #321 - newforomador ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
As long as old British men exclaim, "By Jove!" the gods aren't dead.
As long as children paint eggs on Ostara, the gods aren't dead.
As long as every year during Yule the symbolic representation of Yggdrasil is erected in living rooms across the world, the gods aren't dead.
Wherever there is war, a single burning eye will watch over it, searching for the bravest of the fallen.
Wherever it storms and thunders, a big, boisterous warrior will be laughing and roaring and riding in it.
Wherever the wild sea thrashes and downs men, a warm and festive giantess will be there with her husband to welcome the drowned with a horn of mead.
The gods cannot die because they are part of our cultures and customs, part of the very earth we live on. The gods will only die when man and the world also die.
User avatar #329 to #321 - newforomador ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Take it or leave it. Author list.

Witchcraft:
Ed Fitch
Raymond Buckland
Judika Illes
Scott Cunningham (though he's a bit fluffy)

And Jacki Smith for candle magic
User avatar #315 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
F.U.C.K stands for Friends U Can Keep so promise me, you'll F.U.C.K. me 4 ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.s you back!!
User avatar #316 to #315 - newforomador ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
I'll F.U.C.K you forever!
User avatar #317 to #316 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Why not 5ever?
User avatar #281 - newforomador ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Achievement Hunter Drinking Game:
1 shot if:
Michael insults Gavin
Gavin dies first
Ray says "Just Blaze"
2 shots if:
Ryan says something creepy
Gavin makes a weird noise
A hash-tag joke is made
3 shots if:
Geoff laughs uncontrollably
Someone says "I'm gonna build a house"
a Tower of Pimps reference is made
User avatar #190 - newforomador ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Porn Games

Babysitting cream
Sex game involving cream and sonic.

Wanko to Kurasou
Sex game with humanized animals
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