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#129 - Very well done! 11/04/2015 on Feminist World 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2015 on The most dangerous creature +3
#21 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2015) [-]
If you're being serious, then this is a "cucco" which is a type of chicken in the Legend of Zelda series. They're rather infamous for being unkillable. Along with that, if you hit the chicken too many times with your sword or any weapon in general, then they let out a loud 'Caw!' and summon a massive army of Cuccos that attack you without mercy. In one game, however, you switch bodies with them if you hit them a lot instead of being attacked, but that's not part of this joke.

The joke is that two of the most evil villains, save Ganondorf / Demise and (to some people) Navi, from the Legend of Zelda series are encountering a Cucco. The Cucco was trapped by the man on the left, Ghiraham, who has the ability to create barriers that are nearly unbreakable. Which the Cucco breaks easily, and most likely attacks him soon after since caging the Cucco could be considered an attack.

Hope that helped.
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#28 - doctorprofessornv (10/18/2015) [-]
Jurassic Park in a nutshell
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#67 - hcp (10/12/2015) [-]
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#355 - vivapinatapro (12/02/2012) [-]
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