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|Date Signed Up:||1/12/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Content Thumbs:||19709 total, 21871 , 2162|
|Comment Thumbs:||3610 total, 3980 , 370|
|Content Level Progress:|| 20.3% (203/1000) |
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
|Comment Level Progress:|| 77% (77/100) |
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
|Times Content Favorited:||827 times|
|Total Comments Made:||659|
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|#8 - im gonna go watch this movie now||09/12/2013 on So many feels||0|
|#93290 - yeah. did you go to newark high school? [+] (3 new replies)||09/11/2013 on Social Board||0|
|#93221 - you look familiar [+] (5 new replies)||09/11/2013 on Social Board||0|
|#1 - I'm surprised no one made a party hard gif out of this yet [+] (1 new reply)||09/11/2013 on gta logic||+4|
|#6 - feels||09/10/2013 on How to get chicks.||+6|
|#1636 - **newbtube rolled a random image posted in comment #3438286 …||08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll||0|
|#5 - Well the reason he dreamt he had fingers is because to play th…||08/23/2013 on Elephants and pianos||+38|
|#3 - Picture||08/23/2013 on The Speakeasy (Check Desc.)||+1|
|#53 - **newbtube rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at S…||08/16/2013 on List of FJ Fears||+1|
|#4 - what if they had swimming trunks on?||08/14/2013 on Drop the soap||+1|
|#21 - i read the title before the picture loaded and i automatically…||08/14/2013 on Found Phanacts Bike||+1|
|#13 - Picture||07/31/2013 on It's magic!||+2|
|#14 - i keep watching the zombie being pushed against the wall||07/27/2013 on I'm a crocs guy||+14|
|#24 - you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing abs… [+] (2 new replies)||07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part||0|
|#21 - even if you ended up being the last living thing on earth? [+] (4 new replies)||07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part||0|
|#19 - immortality is a curse. not a blessing [+] (11 new replies)||07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part||0|
#20 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I disagree. I would love to be immortal. Bad times, loosing loved ones, and seeing terrible things in the world. I would take all of that over not existing, being unable to think or feel, or even observe the world. I would take soul crushing loneliness over nonexistence.
#37 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
#47 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, if I was a ghost I wouldn't be able to receive love back. If I was immortal as the content says I would end up looking like Urgot from League of Legends. "Eternal life; endless torture."
Gold, silver, gems, oil, these things are valuable because they are finite. If dirt was gold then gold would be worthless. If life was endless then life would be meaningless.
Life is only precious because it ends.
#49 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
There must be equal payment for the wish. If you had eternal life you would eventually go insane and your body would deteriorate. See the picture, this is Urgot. He has eternal life.
You can look like him, be insane, and eternal pain. Or you can live out your short human life and be thankful that you have even that.
Reminds me of a story I once read where some animals, I forget which ones exactly, but I believe it was a human, a dog, a cow, and something else. God is giving years of life and happiness to each animal and each animal asks for less time until the human who asks for the years that the other animals gave up and receives them. Then it says that that is why we have years of happiness and youth, but then when we get older our bodies begin to fail us because we were not meant to live that long.
|#37 - FMA brotherhood was better than the original. But the opening …||07/23/2013 on It's time brother||+1|
|#118 - i didn't get any hedgehogs from my first name so i used my middle||07/23/2013 on sanic||0|
|#9 - what are you doubting exactly?||07/22/2013 on wat a twist||+2|
|#10 - Picture||07/21/2013 on i can't find a relevant title.||+4|
|#6 - for some reason i thought about what it would be like if whale…||07/21/2013 on Whale||0|
|#4 - i just watched that episode yesterday and i don't even remembe…||07/21/2013 on which is just crazy talk||+1|
|#8 - no start from the 9th doctor and keep going||07/17/2013 on every time.||0|
|#2 - i did my best [+] (1 new reply)||07/12/2013 on By Stendarr's Beard!||+4|
|#9 - im sure this guy is just ******* with you.||07/10/2013 on FALCON POKE||+4|